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u have 3 wishes
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Turkey b0wsette 
What'd u wish for?
2018-10-21 23:52
refugees to invade sweden
2018-10-21 23:52
#3
valens | 
United States ImDefex 
too late
2018-10-21 23:53
too late [2]
2018-10-22 09:52
too late [3]
2018-10-22 20:40
too late [4]
2018-10-22 21:03
#236
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Serbia Venna 
too late [5]
2018-10-22 21:44
#242
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Germany RobiDable 
too late [6]
2018-10-22 23:45
COMBOBREAKER
2018-10-23 21:43
y, already happened
2018-10-22 20:35
XD
2018-10-22 20:35
F
2018-10-22 20:47
thanks baz, thats very carling of you
2018-10-22 20:52
money wife idk
2018-10-21 23:52
#53
Sadokist | 
Myanmar xdcc 
1 dollar conchita wurst nothing
2018-10-22 00:43
U monster
2018-10-22 06:49
he is from Myanamar (wtf is this country) thats the same
2018-10-23 00:11
#154
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Germany Rainbowpig 
money wife pick 1
2018-10-22 11:55
#4
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Sweden freddew0w 
money
2018-10-21 23:53
#5
motm | 
United States Varity1337 
To win the heart of my crush To get 292922919919119191922828 trillion dollars that I can never lose For the wishes above to not get twisted
2018-10-21 23:53
#26
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Spain VIKTORAL 
u would destroy the world if u were given so much money world economy would collapse world will become chaos and we will destroy each others think again pls
2018-10-22 00:10
3rd wish
2018-10-22 03:12
10trillion IQ
2018-10-22 06:50
#71
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Spain VIKTORAL 
world doesnt work like this...
2018-10-22 07:39
world doenst give you 3 wishes in the first place...
2018-10-22 08:38
#140
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Finland Karri 
your brain doesnt work
2018-10-22 11:36
#143
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Spain VIKTORAL 
go back to reddit kid
2018-10-22 11:45
#147
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Finland Karri 
Fresh off the boat, from reddit, kid? heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that. You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got jackshit here. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on hltv by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox cuntsucking reddit friends would upboat. None of that here. You don't upboat. You don't downboat. This ain't reddit, kid. This is hltv. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with. You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to imgur, you daily show watching son of a bitch. I hope you don't tho. I hope you stay here and learn our ways. Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of internet pop culture reaches. You can be anything here. Me ? heh, I'm a judge.. this place.... this place has a lot to offer... heh you'll see, kid . . . that is if you can handle it.
2018-10-22 11:51
#151
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Spain VIKTORAL 
nt rat
2018-10-22 11:53
#152
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Finland Karri 
nt smartass telling people how the world works on a hltv thread about wishes and dreams
2018-10-22 11:54
#153
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Spain VIKTORAL 
ok gj bye rat
2018-10-22 11:55
spanish calling someone a rat, how ironic
2018-10-22 20:52
#223
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Spain VIKTORAL 
nt Flandes charles V cannot be our emperor
2018-10-22 21:02
#243
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Germany RobiDable 
+999
2018-10-22 23:46
+1
2018-10-22 08:06
#6
Bwills | 
United States hdz` 
world wide sharia law peace kabab
2018-10-21 23:54
#7
swag | 
Sweden Pepega 
already happening
2018-10-21 23:55
#8
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Turkey b0wsette 
>worldwide sharia law >peace pick 3
2018-10-21 23:55
r o f l
2018-10-23 00:03
wish 1 - wish infinite wishes wish 2 - profit ? Lilsklau LOL
2018-10-21 23:56
#176
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Faroe Islands I_Oof_myself 
+1
2018-10-22 20:29
have more wishes like 1 trillion wishes (that I can use at any time) have 91828387474781 centillion dollars wife
2018-10-21 23:57
#37
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Cyprus Swishh_ 
u can just say unlimited wishes ezpz
2018-10-22 00:21
to turn back time aroud 15 years so I wouldn't waste my youth again money health
2018-10-21 23:57
Immortality is the key
2018-10-22 08:34
Whenever I see this, makes me think how twisted the wish granter could be, "Oh, I see you want to be immortal, let me just grant you this wish and make earth blow up eventually, so you can spend your eternity suffocating, starving and freezing or boiling depending on your position in space." Of course, you could wish to change that, but the granter will always be able to destroy your wishes...
2018-10-22 11:51
#255
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United States pSilent 
That's why you wish for omnipotence and omniscience.
2018-10-23 00:10
#12
NiKo | 
Portugal B0real 
have infinite wishes
2018-10-21 23:58
#13
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Canada Flazefire 
Tiddies Coochie And a Dragon Lore
2018-10-21 23:58
priorities
2018-10-22 20:25
#190
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Canada Adipocere 
amen
2018-10-22 20:41
#272
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United States Drude57 
replace dragon lore with graphite
2018-10-23 22:09
#14
smooya | 
United Kingdom Johal 
money death the money and food will go to my family and the last wish wont get used
2018-10-22 00:00
#15
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United Kingdom Jonty04l32 
1) World peace (cliched I know, but it's honest). 2) Enough food and potable water for the children all over the world starving in poverty to thrive and be well. 3) The ability to travel the world in hopes to help those in need.
2018-10-22 00:02
Help children=/=throwing french fires at their eyes.
2018-10-22 00:05
#21
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United Kingdom Jonty04l32 
Give it up, dude... The thread is dead, as is the joke you so empirically attempt to keep alive.
2018-10-22 00:08
:( you rekt me, didn’t expect that from Jonty “respectful user” 04I32. Reported.
2018-10-22 00:09
#34
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United Kingdom Jonty04l32 
... Have a good day, friend.
2018-10-22 00:15
#195
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Denmark Twick9x 
You wouldn't. Your too selfish to look over you nose
2018-10-22 20:45
#224
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Sweden flippig 
lmao who are you kidding
2018-10-22 21:03
#246
suNny | 
Czech Republic y0fl0w 
0/8
2018-10-22 23:53
Good guy jonty. Wish me a bowie knife !!!
2018-10-23 21:58
you are disgusting
2018-10-23 22:09
1- her 2- her 3- her
2018-10-22 00:04
Well, I can give you link where you can watch this movie
2018-10-22 00:10
pm
2018-10-22 00:33
#17
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Lithuania OnyxLT 
1) bring back the Reich 2) kill the juden and traitors 3) make Lithuania great
2018-10-22 00:05
+1
2018-10-22 20:50
How can you be brazilian and like Hitler? He was so nationalistic that he would throw your country under the bus for one mark.
2018-10-22 20:55
I do not like hitler, this speech was from Martin L King
2018-10-22 20:59
just kidding, i likeI the way he was charismatic, he could deceive people with his speech, that's it, I'm not a fan of anything else that comes from him
2018-10-22 21:00
There is a guy with a similar name to yours that has made numerous nazi threads, maybe it was you being ironic but whatever. I get your point and i share it with you.
2018-10-22 21:01
You can be sure that it was not me who did it.
2018-10-22 21:04
yeah bring back the government that basically killed all ur ppl
2018-10-22 21:30
#268
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Lithuania OnyxLT 
Thats the soviets your thinking of lol
2018-10-23 22:07
it was both no ?
2018-10-23 22:10
#281
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Lithuania OnyxLT 
no the Germans actually liked us unlike the soviets (who don't like anyone with a culture)
2018-10-23 22:43
#258
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Turkey b0wsette 
+1
2018-10-23 21:40
#18
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Russia UserNumber_13 
- Edward - Putin - Poroshenko
2018-10-22 00:05
-Putin +99999999 Hope +Navalny Kappa
2018-10-22 08:10
#83
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Kazakhstan KumysPower 
+999999999
2018-10-22 08:26
But you aren’t Russian . Why do you want it ?
2018-10-22 08:30
navalny <3
2018-10-22 20:55
1. unlimited wishes 2. 100 billion dollar 3. death to donald trump
2018-10-22 00:08
Donald Trump rekt Muslims as Muslims rekt The twins towers
2018-10-22 00:10
no, bush rekt muslims muslims rekt donald trump
2018-10-22 00:10
No u
2018-10-22 00:11
Cry is free
2018-10-22 03:14
you should cry because your president is a clown
2018-10-22 13:36
#205
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United States CarsonRR00 
Your country is a clown.
2018-10-22 20:49
+1
2018-10-23 22:07
infinite wishes that i can use whenever i want that the wishes actually come true dont really need the 3rd wish right now so ill use it some other time
2018-10-22 00:08
wish for 2 hot twins
2018-10-22 00:12
Good idea thanks. But ill wish them tomorrow morning because im tired and about to go sleep
2018-10-22 00:16
wish for coffee
2018-10-22 00:28
#46
Sadokist | 
Myanmar xdcc 
so just wish for not being tired??
2018-10-22 00:35
hen1 and lucas1 ?
2018-10-22 20:27
kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
2018-10-22 20:51
#29
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Poland VirtusFan 
good health for my family money VP winning majors XD
2018-10-22 00:12
#50
Sadokist | 
Myanmar xdcc 
so why you need 3rd wish? just pay off tyloo triad to take care of astralis etc.
2018-10-22 00:39
#96
REZ | 
Czech Republic Nikoleo 
yeah well they will take care of Astralis and what about the other 25 teams in the world that are better?
2018-10-22 09:14
#116
Sadokist | 
Myanmar xdcc 
You don't need to take 25 teams out. Just 5 and others will be scared to be top1. This way people still watch CS and you're top 1.
2018-10-22 10:31
#167
REZ | 
Czech Republic Nikoleo 
who the fuck is scared to be the number 1 in the world? :DD
2018-10-22 20:20
#200
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Denmark Twick9x 
They know they will be the next to die
2018-10-22 20:46
#245
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Germany RobiDable 
You can wish for anything, execpt for the awakening of the dead. So please rethink your third wish.
2018-10-22 23:52
I wish people who worship alla to die people who support those who worship alla to die me become alla
2018-10-22 00:12
#261
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Turkey b0wsette 
u have no worshıppers then, wtf allah 200iq move
2018-10-23 21:44
just die and don´t worry about me
2018-10-23 21:55
#267
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Turkey b0wsette 
i dozont worship you wtf
2018-10-23 22:06
you fall in the first two categories .
2018-10-23 22:07
#282
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Turkey b0wsette 
I grant you 3 wishes, and what you do is assume my religion? Honhonhon, no wishes granted for you
2018-10-24 21:18
but, my wish get granted no matter what
2018-10-25 00:43
#286
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Turkey b0wsette 
Except for you
2018-10-25 17:09
my wish is stronger
2018-10-25 17:14
#288
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Turkey b0wsette 
I was the one to grant your wish, I have the moral high ground and possess more power =)
2018-10-25 18:12
#32
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Spain VIKTORAL 
1. i want to be able to get any clothes i want for free 2. i want people to understand nations need to collaborate 3. i want to be able to get invisible whenever i want i dont wish neither money neither love tbh those things come with life
2018-10-22 00:12
#97
REZ | 
Czech Republic Nikoleo 
well get any clothes you want that means a lot of money
2018-10-22 09:15
#117
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Spain VIKTORAL 
nah, just like a pass that forces companies to give me anything i want from clothing, like i want these jeans, they should give me. NOthing else
2018-10-22 11:16
#168
REZ | 
Czech Republic Nikoleo 
yeah well that means a lot of money cuz if you can easily get these gucci jeans you can easily sell them for some great money :)
2018-10-22 20:21
#174
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Spain VIKTORAL 
but i dont want the money, i just want the physical cloth. money comes and goes, money is a way of corruption, dont fall into the trap :0
2018-10-22 20:27
#33
ben | 
United Kingdom JewOneSome 
1 - Anything i touch will my middle finger on my main hand would disappear 2 - Money 3 - X-Ray vision
2018-10-22 00:14
#76
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Finland N1xuu 
Thats pretty nice. +1
2018-10-22 08:10
#231
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Slovakia t0mr1ght 
reported for hacking
2018-10-22 21:22
#247
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Germany RobiDable 
Rippo Dicko
2018-10-22 23:55
immortality Infinite money be able to teleport
2018-10-22 00:20
#47
Sadokist | 
Myanmar xdcc 
what if you accidentally teleport outside of earth into space and pass out forever floating?
2018-10-22 00:36
i have the power to control it lol
2018-10-22 00:39
#158
chrisJ | 
Finland Motori 
What will you do then when there is no one on the planet i would rather live in heaven
2018-10-22 12:11
1. 150 millions dollars 2. Unite the earth (just one country and we all live good with robots doing all the work muhahahaha) 3. Two Schaefer dogs/puppies
2018-10-22 00:26
Only 2 doggos? Get 3 atleast and gimme juan
2018-10-22 06:56
Did you actually wish for 150millions dollars and 2 dogs at the same time? wasted wish, go buy the dogs and have a better wish, lul
2018-10-23 00:09
1. Stop aging 2. Lots of money 3. Idek
2018-10-22 00:27
#40
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Cyprus Swishh_ 
1- nobody elses wishes come true 2- unlimited wishes for me 3- invisibility
2018-10-22 00:27
#49
Sadokist | 
Myanmar xdcc 
3. genie doesn't see you: wishes over. now nobody can't see you and you'll get run over by a car. glhf
2018-10-22 00:38
+1 xd
2018-10-22 09:41
#127
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United States ImFat 
+1 rofl n1
2018-10-22 11:25
#42
twice | 
Korea Tzuyu 
tzuyu sana momo
2018-10-22 00:29
#43
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Poland Astoner55 
Peace on earth 5 million dollars Happiness for me and my gf (:
2018-10-22 00:32
#45
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Netherlands pewpeww 
1. Gun 2. No pain 3. everybody to forget me instantly
2018-10-22 00:34
Brother dont do this
2018-10-22 06:56
#84
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Brazil cadik 
d0cc? is that you ?
2018-10-22 08:26
he is forsaken...
2018-10-22 09:49
first give me your steam acc plox
2018-10-22 09:42
#48
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Germany zeolikk 
1. A gun 2. A bullet 3. Another bullet if I miss my head with the first one
2018-10-22 00:36
Pls dunt do this
2018-10-22 06:57
sad there is something I can do for you?
2018-10-22 06:57
sure there is....give him a gun and 2 bullets....
2018-10-22 09:51
#248
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Germany RobiDable 
lmao
2018-10-22 23:55
#52
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Sweden RjMxd 
1. World peace. 2. To die knowing I lived a good life. 3. Financial independence for my family and friends.
2018-10-22 00:43
1. a new soviet union. 2. feminism as a worldwide doctrine every person understood. 3. victoria 3
2018-10-22 03:15
#68
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Brazil BlueLighting 
nice try feminazi
2018-10-22 07:03
if it was only for cs: -Immortals line-up back -Lg/sk with fnx back in 100% -change pgl krakow final to Sk x Immortals
2018-10-22 06:56
Flags checkout
2018-10-22 08:11
k
2018-10-22 12:01
Immortality Rolex watches Invisibility if I wish
2018-10-22 06:57
1. 3 more wishes 2. 3 more wishes 3. 3 more wishes
2018-10-22 06:58
#66
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Europe TeamVitality 
1. INTZ +boltz 2. G2 +AmaNEk +devoduvek 3. NRG +autimatic
2018-10-22 07:00
#67
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Brazil BlueLighting 
1- the ability of travel in time 2- immortality 3- unlimited wishes
2018-10-22 07:03
#69
kennyS | 
New Zealand INxNITY 
Unlimited wishes
2018-10-22 07:07
Rob4 back in betway videos Rob4 in liquid Rob4 winning a major
2018-10-22 07:33
>Liquid >Win something Nt prokda
2018-10-22 08:03
#249
WARDELL | 
Germany dzynK 
Hahaha
2018-10-22 23:56
#72
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United Kingdom shmilx 
Be a successful CSGO professional (would be nice to do something I enjoy for a living for a while, then stream on the side for extra money after retiring) Have a good degree from a good university Meet/marry the love of my life 3 wishes seems like too many lol
2018-10-22 07:50
money for my steam account :(
2018-10-22 08:13
#80
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Denmark kastrup 
Sex More sex best sex
2018-10-22 08:14
#87
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Germany remind00 
snax ?
2018-10-22 08:33
#177
NiKo | 
Portugal B0real 
snacks for the whole life
2018-10-22 20:30
#81
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Brazil cadik 
I wish I was a little bit taller I wish I was a baller I wish I had a girl who looked good, I would call her
2018-10-22 08:22
+1
2018-10-22 20:39
peace for the world money for everyone unban brax
2018-10-22 08:23
#86
allu | 
World Heiks 
1 KYS 2 Muneys 3 More wishes 4 kill all retards 5 this comment wont get reported 6 kill all retards reporting this
2018-10-22 08:32
64678474874 wishes 10 trillion USD 6 wives and i fuck them every night
2018-10-22 08:34
Ban Brazil Ban Turkey Redwater back to cs
2018-10-22 08:35
#91
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Belgium M4RTEN 
* having a family of my own * good health * finishing my book series
2018-10-22 08:36
you're making books? cool bro!
2018-10-22 12:16
CO2 in atmosphere to decrease Make everyone impoverished have better income and living conditions Have my family be safe from any threat
2018-10-22 08:36
#94
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Europe Instabait 
1. World peace 2. No climate changes 3. Bayo boreal forest
2018-10-22 09:02
exactly what I would wish (except bayo)
2018-10-22 09:33
#111
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Europe Instabait 
You dont wany knife? Strange ...
2018-10-22 10:05
why would I need it? it doesn't add anything to the gameplay.
2018-10-22 10:11
1. Unlimited money 2. Immortality 3. Not age after 24
2018-10-22 09:08
#112
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Europe Instabait 
Selfish ... Would you chose it if you would be only man on earth?
2018-10-22 10:06
Cuz of the unlimited money I would Donate. But if you Donate too much you create inflation. If I was only man on Earth I would wish for everyone comeback except terrorists.
2018-10-22 10:10
#142
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Norway Hokken 
But then again you're already used all your wishes. glhf watching ur whole family die. Gotta suck carrying you childs casket
2018-10-22 11:38
#98
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Sweden NahZ 
1. G2 disband 2. World peace 3. Phoon to return
2018-10-22 09:16
#99
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Malta aidsss 
I wish more wishes
2018-10-22 09:25
#100
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Europe KnYt_MaYoR 
1. Huge dick with incredible stamina and i cum buckets 2. Hieght ( i m smol ) 3. Thanos car
2018-10-22 09:28
+1 u have good priorities
2018-10-22 12:16
#101
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Finland nfty 
Infinite wishes Everyone to know I have infinite wishes that will come true I wish to die
2018-10-22 09:29
#103
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Norway Hokken 
1. 143.842.276$ 2. Rain to become the best csgo player in the world 3. Confidence
2018-10-22 09:36
1-10,000$ money 2-atleast 10 wifes 3-good health andtension free life
2018-10-22 09:38
kill brazil people destroy brazil nuke what is left of brazil
2018-10-22 09:53
lmao
2018-10-22 12:17
#232
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CIS LRtx 
lol
2018-10-22 21:28
#1 wanna be like Kurt Cobain #2 if i cant be Kurt then i want to be John Lennon #3 if neither of those happen i wanna be like Tupac
2018-10-22 10:14
#125
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United States ImFat 
what about xxextinct or lil dead
2018-10-22 11:23
Who ?
2018-10-22 11:25
#128
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United States ImFat 
xxtentacion and lil peep
2018-10-22 11:25
Who are they ?
2018-10-22 11:26
#130
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United States ImFat 
yes
2018-10-22 11:26
#118
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Sweden ThorinEk 
-mibr -navi -astralis
2018-10-22 11:16
#119
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Malaysia byaIi 
infinity wishes lol
2018-10-22 11:19
#120
jaxi | 
Romania Snoui21 
1. Peace 2. Wife 3. No gypsy and corruption in Romania ffs, gypsys gtfo
2018-10-22 11:19
1. i own the world
2018-10-22 11:20
immortality pure strenght wisdom
2018-10-22 11:21
#123
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United States ImFat 
Health Wealth And Happiness Of course this is if there are no tricks or foul play involved but in most situations there’s a catch. So if I had a choice to take 3 wishes I would probably say no, due to the fact there is almost always a catch, but if it’s a perfect scenario I would go with those three.
2018-10-22 11:21
#124
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Poland Kagor 
Money, Money, Immortality This would let you have almost all of the above.
2018-10-22 11:22
#133
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Ireland lander1337 
you'll end up the saddest human on the planet (and probably the only one.)
2018-10-22 11:29
#131
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World fapper 
Health Money Peace
2018-10-22 11:27
#132
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Ireland lander1337 
infinite wishes money health
2018-10-22 11:28
1. Amazon, Apple, Microsoft and Google all go private and their stock is transferred to me 2. Immortality 3. Ability to die on my own command
2018-10-22 11:30
#135
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Ukraine blingg 
salo roshen gorilka
2018-10-22 11:30
more wishes even more wishes for all turks, people that use AUG/SG, tec9, 5-7, CZ in DM servers to disappear
2018-10-22 11:32
1. Forsaken unban 2. - Karrigan + Forsaken 3. Profit?
2018-10-22 11:33
rich got good 10/10 wife forsaken win major
2018-10-22 11:35
* a fuckton of money * a sweet degree to fall back on * the ability to shut off my feelings
2018-10-22 11:35
#141
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United States NA_BEST 
word dot exe
2018-10-22 11:37
#144
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United States Bill_Bait 
I am the only male left, with 200 women I've chosen. And I fuck them all
2018-10-22 11:48
lol animal
2018-10-22 20:49
#145
Xyp9x | 
Czech Republic @Puget 
go back 22 years to push my dad away from my mom
2018-10-22 11:48
Feelsbad
2018-10-22 20:23
#146
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World ZMDR 
manipulate spacetime, so i can do anything
2018-10-22 11:49
forsaken unbanned x3
2018-10-22 11:51
1.find another planet, sparsely populated 2.make a ship to get there 3.have 3 or more hands to wave to you all
2018-10-22 11:52
1. Khilafah 2. Head of bin selman 3. the spread of Islam all over the world
2018-10-22 11:58
#157
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Brazil Doididao 
More wishes
2018-10-22 12:04
100 times smarter than the smartest human that ever lived Dont need anything else
2018-10-22 12:13
1.VIRTUS.PRO BACK 2.Virtus.pro back 3.VP back
2018-10-22 12:19
1.) make UK scene great 2.) Ability to piss and poo in my pants and it teleports into toilet and then flushes ( so i dont ruinc lothes) 3.) Every time i dab $20 falls from sky
2018-10-22 12:20
impossible the first one
2018-10-22 20:37
#166
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World ///fuck 
1. Impeach Trump 2. Solve world hunger 3. World peace
2018-10-22 13:44
1.Rope 2.Chair 3.Death
2018-10-22 20:24
#172
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Europe MpK_ 
1. World Peace 2. become skinny my whole life no matter how much i eat 3. A good life
2018-10-22 20:25
1. Bring FaZe back 2. unban forsaken 3. take more wishes
2018-10-22 20:28
#178
s1mple | 
CIS wWorst 
1. New good pc 2. Normal csgo VAC anti-cheat 3. Na`Vi win major and still top 1 for (at least) 2 years
2018-10-22 20:33
get a life
2018-10-22 20:37
f
2018-10-22 20:34
#181
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Lithuania aels 
1.disband faze 2.disband mibr 3.forsaken to mousesports
2018-10-22 20:35
1. Lamborghini instead of Porsche 2. Villa instead of Penthouse 3. Maybe own firma instead of working for some fuck for 30k $... After 5 years of studying
2018-10-22 20:36
#186
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Israel unsolid 
Infinite money always be healthy until i die be the best cs go player alive
2018-10-22 20:38
Immortallity Infinite money To legally kill people i want to kill.
2018-10-22 20:40
To have infinite wishes, if I can't, I wish I can wish everthing, then infinite wishes
2018-10-22 20:43
1 Self-control at the highest level 2 To be healthy 3 Ethernal wishes
2018-10-22 20:42
#193
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Germany Delf1n 
1.immortality for my Family and me 2.to be rich 3.277373737737273782818828282881818188181818181818181828181818182828747373774737 more wishes
2018-10-22 20:43
They usually ban adding wishes, but that doesn't mean you can't bypass it in other way.
2018-10-22 20:46
absolute immortality, which includes indestructibility, good health, non-aging unlimited telekinesis (any distance, any scale) anything i wish for comes true immediately.
2018-10-22 20:45
1- I wish communism would cease to exist and people could be happy again in Venezuela, Cuba, North Korea 2- I want to earn 1 Billion lottery so that I can donate to people who need such as some needy communities, firefighters, schools, doctors without borders, charities and animal rights NGOs 3- I wish all HLTV users can achieve 10/10 girl of their dreams
2018-10-22 20:46
good health and nothing more
2018-10-22 20:46
cozy house in some peaceful Norway village 10000000$ on my bank account worldwide citizenship
2018-10-22 20:46
Why don't you wish for some amount of money which, whenever it drops to zero, refills again?
2018-10-22 20:47
cuz i know how to deal with money especially here in Russia
2018-10-22 20:51
Teleport power All knowledge Infinite wishes
2018-10-22 20:48
remove brazil remove sweden remove india
2018-10-22 20:48
remove kebab
2018-10-22 20:52
#221
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Sweden flippig 
cambodia? lmao
2018-10-22 21:01
I N F I N I T E W I S H E S rest is irrelevant
2018-10-22 20:50
half a billion dollars wife instant good body bc i cba
2018-10-22 20:53
#217
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Poland MokSu 
VP would be great again Keep refuges abroad Poland > DELETE GERMANY & Ukraine <
2018-10-22 20:57
#220
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Sweden flippig 
unlimited money all my family and relatives to live healthy lives (me included) able to fly
2018-10-22 21:01
#227
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Poland methamf 
fuck your mother
2018-10-22 21:06
#228
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Russia og_loc 
1. unban forsaken 2. unban forsaken 3. unban forsaken
2018-10-22 21:17
1 - My crush to love me 2 - That my relationship with my crush would last together 3 - this is not cringe.
2018-10-22 21:19
#230
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Czech Republic Frostw3r 
1. Be good at school with grades 2. Gets PRO in my 19-20 3. Have good people around me
2018-10-22 21:22
immortality with option to end my life at any time option to make anyone I want immortal w/option of death (wife/family) Ability to travel to any time or space in the universe (past/present or any location in the universe)
2018-10-22 21:39
Immortality Unlimited Money Unlimited Wishes
2018-10-22 21:42
#237
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United Kingdom willsgcreed 
1. money 2. free speach in the uk 3. killing/ removal of all communists/ feminists that want to take away esports and ruin everything
2018-10-22 23:29
for G2 to pick up NBK and apex and become good enough to battle Astralis for world number 1. for astralis to win the next major, with g2 in the final for g2 to win the major after that after astralis' era is over
2018-10-22 23:33
#239
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United States pSilent 
Assuming that you can't wish for more wishes... 1. Absolute probability manipulation 2. Perfect time travel 3. Immortality Now without some random hax BS 1. A bank account with an unlimited amount of money 2. Longer than natural lifespan 3. Ability to change my appearance at will I'd probably just travel the world anonymously and experience all that life on Earth has to offer, maybe help people here and there
2018-10-22 23:35
Ava addams for life Dan bilzerian wealth and lifestyle Hltv to showoff
2018-10-22 23:36
#241
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Canada Flazefire 
Pussy Pussy And for my parents to finally love me
2018-10-22 23:41
Survive in any cosmic condition Be immortal Travel through time. The countless eons id spend watching life grow on every part of universe would never bore me.
2018-10-22 23:50
#250
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United States subzera 
shape shifting ability enhanced cs skill cute girl who loves me
2018-10-22 23:57
#252
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Portugal NabasKi 
when touching something i'm able to know what's used for be able to survive in any situation, mostly unharmed be able to travel through alternate universes (for more wishes. mostly.)
2018-10-23 00:06
1) perfekt body (no illnesses + good looking) 2)perfekt job (fun and a lot of money) 3)perfekt wife (good charakter, pretty and loyal)
2018-10-23 00:08
#265
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Russia sneakyboy 
perfekt england
2018-10-23 22:04
#256
Dosia | 
Hungary Joco413 
I only need 1. Infinite wishes. okthxbai
2018-10-23 00:10
Infinite money Infinite wishes a crab cake
2018-10-23 21:42
3 billion dollar roll back to my 15yo health for my family and friends.
2018-10-23 22:03
why 3 ?:)
2018-10-23 22:16
because won't break the world economy, and its enough for i buy whatever i wont for me, my family, and close friends.
2018-10-23 22:18
+1
2018-10-23 22:18
#266
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Russia sneakyboy 
1 vodka
2018-10-23 22:05
1. All money gone from world 2. Health for everyone 3. Food and water for everyone
2018-10-23 22:11
#275
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Canada haroonscape 
mibr to get their real rank cluj crowd for every event and pronax to astralis to replace glaive
2018-10-23 22:11
Wolverine like regeneration The Posibility of mankind to travel to other solar systems in a month tops ( the tech and logistics and what not) to win the powerball (so it dosent inbalance the economy by me just "getting" money and devalueing it
2018-10-23 22:11
#283
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Turkey b0wsette 
Benevolent wishes, granted! Cut your arm off to test your new regeneration
2018-10-24 21:19
wish for my pets to live as long as me
2018-10-23 22:14
1. To become rich 2. To lose weight 3. To find a girlfriend soul mate
2018-10-25 00:54
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