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HISTORY OF UR COUNTRY
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Poland MokSu 
What is your glorious victory of your country ???
2018-10-29 15:53
#1
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Spain kroosw0w 
Once we had a lot of lands and were the most powerful then we lost everything /close
2018-10-29 15:53
england ruins everything
2018-10-29 15:58
not our fault they fucked up the Armada
2018-10-29 17:13
heck uk
2018-10-29 17:15
#135
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Spain Rekto_Plasm 
indeed
2018-10-29 18:24
xDD
2018-10-30 02:37
Queen ALPHA I > King Mong of Spain
2018-10-30 13:11
#29
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Spain Pollete 
xD
2018-10-29 16:20
#102
REAL | 
Norway strifer- 
xD
2018-10-29 17:21
#327
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Spain VIKTORAL 
imperium fail
2018-10-29 22:36
nt
2018-10-30 21:15
#2
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Mexico Brayam7u7 
first spainards were fking aztec bitches ( aztecs more powerful civilization at one point) then we got our independence then pancho villa fucked some USA bitches the we were forced to sell half of mexico to them really cheap (texas, arizona, new mex, nevada, etc) and now we fucked and we USA bitch
2018-10-29 15:57
#14
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Mexico LEWORb 
To clarify: Pancho Villa going crazy against the US in Alamo, TX was 60+ years after the Mexican government was forced to sell all those states and more to the US.
2018-10-29 16:12
thanks for english translation
2018-10-29 16:14
#328
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Spain VIKTORAL 
sad to hear :( mexico still has an awesome culture and landscapes
2018-10-29 22:37
#3
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Denmark Xipingu 
Nothing. We had cool Vikings tho. Vikings > all
2018-10-29 15:57
+1
2018-10-29 16:20
#35
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Brazil Botzera__ 
Astralis > Vikings > All
2018-10-29 16:25
#196
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Denmark Xipingu 
+1
2018-10-29 18:53
After Vikings Denmark be like: LETS FUCKING ATTACK SWEDEN FOR THE NEXT 400 YEARS
2018-10-29 16:37
#144
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Sweden kAED 
We won in the end EZ
2018-10-29 18:28
sweden>denmark since 1523
2018-10-29 20:32
#430
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Denmark Xipingu 
Until immigration took over in 2016*
2018-10-30 09:50
still sweden>denmark in everything expect immigrants
2018-10-30 20:37
#492
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Denmark Xipingu 
There is a lot wrong with that statement, but I digress. Every country has egocentrics.
2018-10-30 21:01
then name one thing u are better in more than lego
2018-10-30 21:04
#502
JZFB | 
Macedonia P3tru5 
cs pastries land agroculture happines idk
2018-10-30 21:20
#523
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Denmark Xipingu 
CS - ATM. eSport player development. Aggressive immigration. Potato production. Relaxation levels. General security. Public service. And here is where I get lazy. Sorry
2018-10-31 19:59
from someone that isnt from these country, rest of the world all think danemark is a better place to be in in every aspect, + the gouvernement seems great there and astralis is showing it even more atm
2018-10-31 16:07
#524
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Denmark Xipingu 
Thanks +1. Ofc there are things that could be better, no country is perfect, but its a great place to live indeed.
2018-10-31 20:01
noob get your facts straight en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dano-Swedish_war This shows that Denmark and Sweden has gone to war against eachother 11 times (not including the Napoleon war) and Denmark won 3 times, Sweden won 3 times aswell and there has been 5 treaties. Just saying brother.
2018-10-30 10:10
Dano-Swedish War (1470–71) Swedish victory Swedish War of Liberation Swedish victory Northern Seven Years' War, Poland - Lubeck - Denmark-norway vs Sweden, - status quo Kalmar War Dano-Norwegian victory Torstenson War Holy roman empire - Denmark-norway vs sweden, swedish victory Great northern war - Sweden vs Den-Nor - russia - poland, Sweden lost but in they forced Den-nor out of the war but later when sweden lost their first fight in russia they rejoined the war. This is all the Swe - Den wars where they have been "solo" no allies or anything, expect denmark which had some allies.
2018-10-30 20:51
#195
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Denmark Xipingu 
Vikings be ashamed omegalul
2018-10-29 18:52
#241
felps | 
Brazil pluga 
+1 it's enough
2018-10-29 20:12
#253
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Denmark kreutch 
VIKING POWER
2018-10-29 20:30
#313
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Denmark Xipingu 
AYE
2018-10-29 22:14
Now its Mahmouds
2018-10-29 20:37
#312
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Denmark Xipingu 
You are confusing Denmark with Sweden.
2018-10-29 22:14
EZ 4 Vikings
2018-10-30 12:37
boom boom shoot shoot
2018-10-29 15:59
#16
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Mexico LEWORb 
For your country it is Vietnam
2018-10-29 16:13
boom
2018-10-29 16:13
#504
JZFB | 
Macedonia P3tru5 
that is basicly america in just 4 great words
2018-10-30 21:21
#6
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Poland henlo 
duda election giving kaczynski unlimited power in poland all hail the greatest hero of christianity
2018-10-29 15:58
#7
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Malaysia ez4harimaumuda 
Resisted Portugese invasion but some ahole decided it was a good idea to open gates from the inside and ask the people to flee the city to let Portugese enter lol.
2018-10-29 15:59
We did not invade we were nice traders we traded pokemon cards all over the world with many cultures ;)
2018-10-29 20:09
so thankfull you decided to trade with brazil, it was nice trading gold for mirrors
2018-10-30 00:44
lmaoooo
2018-10-30 01:59
lool
2018-10-30 02:00
In nutshell Kyivan Rus' => Lithuinian occupation => Hetmanshchyna => Russian Occupation => Ukrainian people republic => Soviet occupation => Ukraine Every time we get independence it's a win XD
2018-10-29 16:00
Chernobyl whereeeeee
2018-10-29 16:00
#9
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Poland MokSu 
We won in 12 September 1683 over Ottoman Empire, and in August 1920 we stopped Soviet Russia to spread communism all over Europe. I'm proud about my ancestors and history
2018-10-29 15:59
you missed some kinda critical parts there ^^
2018-10-29 16:18
#28
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Poland MokSu 
Which one?
2018-10-29 16:19
#26
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Poland MokSu 
Forgot to write : Battle of Britain 1940 - Squadron 303 , eliminated over 20% of all GERMAN planes , and had the best K/D in history
2018-10-29 16:18
Toilet cleaners best pilots eu, no one else comes close tbh
2018-10-29 18:22
you don`t have even toilet in ur country then you should envy
2018-10-30 15:05
Can you hit me with that again in legible english buddy? Cheers in advance.
2018-10-30 17:41
#30
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Turkey SLendeRuLeZ 
Some books might show as Polish victory but that was clearly all the Crusades victory against Ottoman Empire. Same guys that lost much more important battle in 1453.
2018-10-29 16:20
#36
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Poland MokSu 
Yea that's true there were fighting other Crusaders , but there was a Polish general Jan III Sobieski who lead this war, thats why most books show that it was Polish victory at most
2018-10-29 16:25
False as always. Nothing can stop USSR make you communists after WW2. You were in debt to us. But they just dont give a fuck.
2018-10-29 16:47
#56
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Poland MokSu 
0/8 OMEGALUL
2018-10-29 16:48
We make half of Germany soviet. So what are you talking about?
2018-10-29 16:49
#61
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Poland MokSu 
I was talking about ur *debts* , you were not able to won against us in 1920
2018-10-29 16:50
We have civil war hello
2018-10-29 16:56
#79
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Poland MokSu 
But you lost... Lose is lose... // You should write HAD
2018-10-29 16:56
We dont lose. We just stop it. We can have problems with intervents in that time, western countries. So we need to rescue ourselves
2018-10-29 16:58
#85
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Poland MokSu 
Still that mean that we won lol ...
2018-10-29 17:02
Are you stupid or not? What Poland won?
2018-10-29 17:04
#89
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Poland MokSu 
War against you in 1920 and many others...
2018-10-29 17:05
You can count it as a win, but you have no impact here.
2018-10-29 17:11
#98
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Poland MokSu 
Then why we took lands from Vilnus to Stanislavov ?
2018-10-29 17:13
Sry didnt know about that war. So you just was on of intervent countries with supply from Western allies. Well done. Its a great move to fight in time of civil war. en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Allied_intervent.. Just count how many allies you have
2018-10-29 17:24
#163
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Poland MokSu 
I was talking about this during civil war in Russia en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Warsaw_(..
2018-10-29 18:33
Ok, yes you won.
2018-10-29 18:40
#152
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Sweden kAED 
Japan Emperor > Russia in east
2018-10-29 18:30
??? How much?
2018-10-29 18:32
#193
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Sweden kAED 
??? Japan ez
2018-10-29 18:52
In Russia they don't talk about 1920, they are too ashamed and are trying to erase it from their history, as you can notice by the Russian you're talking to.
2018-10-29 20:07
#11
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Finland wrath|EZ4ENCE 
the only two wars our nation ever fought were lost but we sure slapped the soviets pretty fucking hard
2018-10-29 16:00
true
2018-10-29 16:15
Finland didn't exactly lose. USSR wanted to conquer entire Finland but instead got small areas and lumber. Finland wanted to stay independent with their own government which they did.
2018-10-29 16:40
#52
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Finland wrath|EZ4ENCE 
yes, we did not exactly "lose" in the sense of getting defeated, but we definitely lost more than we gained
2018-10-29 16:44
Losing 5% of land + some wood > losing 100% and becoming a puppet state
2018-10-29 16:55
#80
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Finland wrath|EZ4ENCE 
well don't forget the war reparations and being leashed for decades by the Soviet Union also we lost 11% of the land iirc
2018-10-29 16:56
There was kind of four wars. civil war winter war continuation war lapland war
2018-10-29 17:29
the civil war was not a war our nation fought against others, and Lapland war was just an repercussion of the Moscow Armistice rather than a real war. of course, we can consider them as wars but I personally wouldn't
2018-10-29 19:34
#478
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United States Rod0lfo 
I would say Finland smacking the soviets was a turning point in ww2 as it showed Russia as weak making it more tempting for hitler to turn on them.
2018-10-30 18:21
Two world wars one World Cup and a shitload of tea. Not bad ey boys
2018-10-29 16:13
and 300 allies left behind to die :)
2018-10-29 16:17
U wot
2018-10-29 16:27
fuck off rice farmer
2018-10-29 20:27
nice name loser
2018-10-29 20:33
#362
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United States hEgReNaDe 
making the UK proud!
2018-10-29 23:30
Funny an American talking about pride
2018-10-30 01:44
In WW2 you got shit on, if it wasn't for America the UK would've fallen as easily as France did
2018-10-29 21:18
USA didn't join until they were affected personally, then came in, did fuck all and took all the glory.
2018-10-29 21:43
+1 we had already turned the tide in North Africa on our own (with commonwealth allies) and took southern France and a lot of the Mediterranean aswell without the US. Our good old ruski friends would have survived without US help through sheer manpower aswell
2018-10-30 01:46
#449
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United States Tivexd 
correct me if I'm wrong but I'm pretty sure that even in population the soviets were outmatched compared to the axis forces. They probably won't win off sheer man power
2018-10-30 13:07
They basically did anyways. Just look at how many troops they had captured and it didn’t phase them at all
2018-10-30 16:05
#457
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France TARES 
Tbh if UK was connected by land to Europe, they would have been invaded as fast as France. The sea protected them
2018-10-30 13:30
WW2 wasnt won by uk or america, it was won by the soviets
2018-10-30 00:17
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHABABAHABABAHAHHABABAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAB
2018-10-30 01:56
nobody won like 40 Million deaths
2018-10-30 10:21
#451
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United Kingdom MainSlayer 
so true
2018-10-30 13:10
SKANDERBEG (winning like 10-15 battles against the Ottoman Empire, always outnumbered) After that the short time of good working communism was good
2018-10-29 16:17
#288
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France Fran6k1D 
flag is cool that's all i know about albania, like the double head eagle is lit 10/10
2018-10-29 21:49
1979
2018-10-29 16:15
RIP west culture
2018-10-29 16:50
Union of Lublin - the best moment on Polish history
2018-10-29 16:16
#24
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France KepleR82b 
Napoleon was the most successful french commander
2018-10-29 16:18
Who got slapped by wellingtons fat cock
2018-10-29 16:28
#44
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France KepleR82b 
Helped by Prussia, UK, Netherlands, Hanover, Nassau and Brunswick Napoleon had much less soldiers but still managed to have approximately the same amount of loss as Seventh Coalition So even if we lost the war, that was still a proof that Napoleon was a good commander
2018-10-29 16:33
True but we won :)
2018-10-29 16:51
#66
RpK | 
France KepleR82b 
Still need a 7v1 to do something "decent", but gg for the win
2018-10-29 16:52
BRA71L?
2018-10-29 21:44
Slapped by Kutuzov. I always smiling when people acts like they won a war after Russia make enemies run away
2018-10-29 16:51
#332
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Spain VIKTORAL 
LMAO MOTHER RUSSIA REAL MEN COUNTRY i admire russia tbh
2018-10-29 22:40
Hahah faking bich Napoleon tried to invade Portugal 3times without success and with a bigger(way bigger) army. Ez katka XD
2018-10-29 22:56
#27
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Germany 0b1_ 
well...
2018-10-29 16:19
Austrian painter? :V
2018-10-29 16:21
heil
2018-10-29 16:23
I feel you men
2018-10-29 18:44
sieg heils
2018-10-29 20:17
#34
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Bulgaria DiusVult 
1st 2nd 3rd bulgarian empires, resistance against the ottomans, we held pretty good in ww1, slapped the serbians couple times, and much more but im lazy af so i wont write that much
2018-10-29 16:23
beating russia, twice
2018-10-29 16:27
#41
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Sweden DanzigOrWar 
:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
2018-10-29 16:29
Say thanks that Russia is big. Same story for Japan. Our army needs 10x more time to move to your border then actually walk away your country.
2018-10-29 16:53
#234
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Ukraine VeryNaziGay 
+1 smart guy
2018-10-29 20:05
#454
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United States Tivexd 
But you guys invaded first, if deploying units was the problem then why not wait to attack? your statement makes more sense in the japan aspect since they had no control over when the war started but you can't use the same in an offensive war
2018-10-30 13:16
Maybe But more mans and more weapons = ez win
2018-10-30 14:30
well u had more mans and weapons so why you lost??
2018-10-30 15:00
It was fault of our generals. Army was restructed after that war. Anyway finns shows them good.
2018-10-30 21:06
but u said u needed more man and more weapons?
2018-10-30 21:10
If you have equal conditions. Finns were hiding on territories which they know very well with a lot of bunkers and mines around.
2018-10-30 21:17
equal conditions? russia had doubled the manpower 2000 tanks 400 airplanes finland had molotovs
2018-10-30 21:20
Finland have buildings, land, partisans, bunkers, forest, winter conditions. I guess tanks and airplanes not so effective in forests. Like i said before there was a fault of commanders, they just rush b.
2018-10-30 21:42
#40
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Finland Lehtori 
Remaining independent with russia / ussr as neighbour
2018-10-29 16:29
#42
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Kazakhstan aiNee 
fak once up on the time we beat Jungars(nobody cares ofc) but it was quite important for our history xD and a division formed here in Almaty stopped german tank group advance on Volokolamsk highway, near Moscow. it is it
2018-10-29 16:35
you have borat
2018-10-30 00:51
#43
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Lithuania fbhx 
probably stretching our lands from baltic to black sea edit: later on merging with poland and becoming biggest country in europe for a while
2018-10-29 16:35
#48
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Poland MokSu 
Yea, close to 1 000 000 km^2 , we were badass :D
2018-10-29 16:39
Lithuania changed the history of Russia and entire Europe, it wasn't simply a 'lands stretch'
2018-10-29 21:34
fuck u commie i played Europa universalis 4
2018-10-29 23:12
fuck u cunts, i respect detail
2018-10-29 23:20
#482
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Poland MemesGODZ 
Lithuania we need recreate Poland-Lithuania under communism
2018-10-30 19:16
I like this attitude. But I wanna be more realistic and see Lithuania joins V4 group. It should be V5 and now with the country which gave Gediminid and Jagiellon dynasties to Bohemia, Poland, and Hungary. Also a nice bonus is more political power for V5 to resist EU integration demands.
2018-10-30 21:36
#511
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Poland MemesGODZ 
+1 but i think all of former countries of commonwealth should join v5 then intermarium it should be political economic Union if NATO might leaves us even military one except ukraine to join if ukraine was in no state of war maybe
2018-10-30 21:45
#514
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Poland MokSu 
+1 Good idea, I agree with both of you . Time to restore PLC and create Intermarium
2018-10-30 22:56
We managed to hold out against the germans for a full 5 days (Netherlands)
2018-10-29 16:35
))) Actially Brest was holding longer than Netherlands
2018-10-29 16:54
ye but our government thought it was a good idea to cut spendings on military cuz we'd remain neutral anyway (like in ww1). so best we had was soldiers on bikes
2018-10-29 17:03
Why Switzherland do not participate war but was occupated instead while you fight?
2018-10-29 17:05
Uhm I don't really know what ur saying but we got invaded cuz Hitler needed the southern part of The Netherlands for a fast blitzkrieg into France. Dunno why Switzerland remained neutral, I think they were really difficult to invade seeing they have all those mountains.
2018-10-29 17:06
#298
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Switzerland Tacticalsine 
We never had german units on our ground neither allies, why should we join a war which would bring us only destruction
2018-10-29 22:00
The question is why Netherlands were occupied while they were neutral and Switzerland dont?
2018-10-29 22:03
#337
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Switzerland Tacticalsine 
because 630000 fully trained soldiers which would have been sitting on their supplyline within 30min in a alpin region with a lot of fortresses
2018-10-29 22:47
The right answer bcs Switzerland was already German.
2018-10-29 22:04
5 days congrats
2018-10-29 22:23
thanks man, I'm actually surprised that our bikes managed to hold it that long against ur tank divisions xd
2018-10-29 22:27
We invited invading countries so they can invade neighboring countries during a war in exchange for a peace-treaty. we also did the same to the opposite side of the war. after the war, when everyone was struggling economically, we took advantage of that and thrived economically for 30 years by exporting stuff for ridiculous prices. Then we hit a recession, and when the recession was over we opened up our borders so we could get a bigger working force. we all know what happened next...
2018-10-29 16:38
#216
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Pakistan Caked_u9 
87-0?
2018-10-29 19:11
this man knows
2018-10-29 19:39
#50
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France [K]azzen 
2 world cup ez
2018-10-29 16:41
#51
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Italy CHEBBOxxx 
world cup 2006 germany on their home soil, and then the baguettes in the final.
2018-10-29 16:41
#68
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France KepleR82b 
Deserved Kappa
2018-10-29 16:53
Roman-Fucking-Empire?!?
2018-10-29 18:31
Nah dude xd
2018-10-29 18:45
+1 lol
2018-10-29 21:46
Nobody remembers italians win the world cup . Ppl remember what zidane did.
2018-10-29 23:57
#458
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France TARES 
Tbh I remember this finals very clearly since I wanted to kill every italian back then... But then I felt in love with italy
2018-10-30 13:33
Error: 404 Page not found
2018-10-29 16:44
Belgrade 1456
2018-10-29 16:48
Also this battle is the reason why church bells ring at noon in Europe
2018-10-29 23:09
The battle of Narva, the 30 year war ( youtube.com/watch?v=QLt0lerdgKs),) I'm half Finnish so TALVISOTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Swedes,Danes and Norwegians also invaded England a bunch of times, Russia was also fucked by Swedes a couple of times, i mean your country is named after the norse word "rus/ruser", and the reason why your kids are named Vladimir is because a bunch of blonde boys named Valdemar from scandinavia stole your women, ;O
2018-10-29 16:58
+1
2018-10-29 18:30
we also were one of the best countries in eu, then nazis and russia invaded us for the next 60 years and then we got rid of russians and communism /close
2018-10-29 16:51
#74
RpK | 
France KepleR82b 
Czech Republic is still one of the best eu country
2018-10-29 16:55
only things we are good at beer porn
2018-10-29 16:56
#82
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France KepleR82b 
Enough to be one of the best eu country Adding video games to the list thanks to Warhorse Studios
2018-10-29 16:59
the only reason i bought that game was that i live few metres away of the main castle or what. Its buggy as hell, mafia 1 n 2 is better czech game
2018-10-29 17:00
#84
RpK | 
France KepleR82b 
Found the game awesome actually, they're still working on it and it improves day after day, for an independent studio, releasing that game was a huge challenge
2018-10-29 17:01
Thats true, but did you see the last DLC? they dont even test that game before it comes out like wtf. But yeah i spent on it more time than Just Cause 3. so im happy. There is still so many awesome games to buy. Evil Within 2, The Witcher 3, Resident Evil 7, Redemption 2... The witcher 3 goty is currently just 20 euro on steam but im broke af lol.
2018-10-29 19:28
witcher 3 with dlcs is op bro
2018-10-30 00:19
witcher is polish xd
2018-10-30 21:19
what?
2018-10-30 21:20
witcher is from CD Projekt which is polish
2018-10-30 21:21
i know that? i never said it wasnt
2018-10-30 21:21
ok sry im just a retard dont mind me
2018-10-30 21:22
ahahahahahaa dont worry i love you bby
2018-10-30 21:22
I went to Czech Republic and its a beautiful country , congrats bro! :)
2018-10-30 02:10
Nah man. Never heard about Chezhska republika. I known some Jan thats all.
2018-10-29 16:55
never heard about ruski who you can trust
2018-10-30 15:07
#392
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Slovakia Kubman 
+1
2018-10-30 00:19
largest empire in history in both land area and population
2018-10-29 16:53
#73
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Poland MokSu 
What about Mongol Empire ?
2018-10-29 16:54
smaller
2018-10-29 17:58
#117
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United Kingdom Hamshanks 
mongol was smaller in both ways
2018-10-29 18:07
#120
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Poland MokSu 
My fault
2018-10-29 18:13
and u got that by bloodshed and Oppression.
2018-10-29 22:24
correct
2018-10-29 23:56
Its not fun if u agree. You are supposed to deny it or say something like " nazi talking".
2018-10-30 00:27
#72
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Ireland Kearnsy 
We managed to drive the British out of our country
2018-10-29 16:54
You can be quite proud of that I guess
2018-10-29 17:07
we are still in 17% tbh
2018-10-29 17:59
#131
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United Kingdom _P2K 
no you havent look at the 6 counties lol
2018-10-29 18:21
#225
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Ireland Kearnsy 
Good point. Idc really if we get them back or not. They have no economic value and if we reunited the uvf would start bombing shit
2018-10-29 19:52
#398
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United Kingdom _P2K 
yeah true i live in Down and lets be real ireland will be united soon enough and i fear there will be another war, bigger however this time with uvf and uda terrorists vs ira terrrorists and garda
2018-10-30 00:27
#91
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Lithuania ropzGOD 
Merkel gone
2018-10-29 17:07
maybe some day
2018-10-29 19:07
1783 we finished raping the British 1815 we finished raping the British again WWI we rekt Germans WWII we rekt Germans again Vietnam we were anally annihilating the Vietnamese but South Vietnam was corrupt so when we left they lost
2018-10-29 17:10
annihilating = 20 year stalemate => eventual defeat OMEGALUL
2018-10-29 18:01
2-0 keep in mind congress didn’t declare war, so it would’ve been illegal to use the full might of our military
2018-10-29 18:04
War of 1812 "Military stalemate; both sides' invasion attempts repulsed"
2018-10-29 18:06
oh I thought you were referring to vietnam
2018-10-29 18:08
i was tbh, i though you were referring to wars against Britain being a 2-0 score
2018-10-29 18:21
You came to both WW's awkwardly late, and the US government at the time of WWI were okay with German spies blowing up your fabrication & manufacturing in cities up and down the country for years (e.g. black tom explosion) before finally getting involved in the fighting. Definitely for WW1 & most probably for WWII, you lose a straight 1v1 vs Germany, to say you rekt them is just showing you do not understand the reality of that history. edit: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Vietnam_War_(T.. best war documentary I've ever seen
2018-10-29 18:30
man ,you cant realise the size of USA in all crucial aspects for winning a war. Natural/crafted resources,manpower,production capability. In 1v1 Germany wouldn't had chance of winning because they had lack of resources,which affected their productivity,their budget and their logistics To give you an idea . In Norfalk Virginia shipward , during war they built 2 ships per day. One merchant, one warship !! In one year they built as many planes Japanese build in whole war!!!
2018-10-29 23:10
The fuck? Lol In 1914 Germany were so much more advanced than any other nation on the planet, in aspects such as social, economics, production, manufacturing, technology, army... almost every aspect of civilization.. germany #1. The ONLY country you could state to counter this is Britain, who easily had best empire & navy at that time. I really do not need to say the same about WWII Germany. Hitler put every aspect of the country into overdrive since the (as he and government felt) humilation of treaty of versailles. Took them few years to be #1 or if you disagree at least contending for #1. That's insane. Imagine if Hitler had tiny bit more patience and didn't kick things off for few more years, more likely a very different outcome. If you think they didn't have the best minds, tech ect at this point in history then I do not know where you read/study history.. but it certainly not this universe. Anyway it does not change the fact German technology ultimately put man on moon. Germany ran out of resources because they were fighting multiple nations on multiple fronts for YEARS before US got involved in BOTH WARS, of course they ran out of resources lol. If you don't like to read, Dan Carlin does a great job in his hardcore histories about WW.
2018-10-29 23:52
About WW1 era you are partially right. USA was sleeping giant then. But the fact is that German land had little to not at all crucial minerals for metal forging, energy, poor or non harvesting crops and clothing materials like cotton. They imported insane amounts of all these stuff by Soviet Union to make their army. And after that they looted countries they occupied. Losing occupied territory made them losing resources. Their production may had some quality and had pioneer technology but their quantity was restricted ,in mid of war stalled and at the end was reduced because of what I said. USA land had endless amounts of resources. They provided USSR and Brits with insane numbers of raw materials,vehicles and and stuff. if you see the military production during ww2 (check it in wiki) ,its clear that Allies (especially USA) had much much larger production and GDP
2018-10-30 02:10
Britain didn't give that much of a fuck about some shitty traitors. It led to largest empire the world has ever seen so it all worked out.
2018-10-29 21:51
Join a war right after USSR overturn it. Wp. Cant fight vs Japan and bomb then right after Soviet army defeat they army Wp
2018-10-29 22:06
nt
2018-10-30 12:34
gg
2018-10-30 14:30
how South Vietnamese were corrupted man? They stood their ground at Tet Offensive and absorbed almost all the attack
2018-10-29 23:00
#95
f0rest | 
Bulgaria squezzi 
717 one of the biggest invasions of Arabs in Europe stopped at Constantinople mainly by Bulgar cavalry 855 cyrilic alphabet 864 Christianisation 917 biggest empire in eastern Europe 927 first Slavic patriarchy 1205 beat crusaders asses in Adrianople 1230 smartest Bulgarian ruler made Bulgaria great again Then after the liberation we kicked our neighbours asses But that's very small part of our history Let's not forget that the oldest golden treasure was found in Bulgaria
2018-10-29 17:12
#96
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Poland MokSu 
Cool history !
2018-10-29 17:13
Bulgaria is not Visantia
2018-10-29 22:06
#333
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Spain VIKTORAL 
pretty close to each other 2 big neighbours
2018-10-29 22:44
#100
REAL | 
Norway strifer- 
Cucked UK, discovered NA, discovered and settled on Iceland, discovered the South Pole, had some relaxing wars with our neighbors, then went on to discover oil & gas and from there we just kept it chill and civilized.
2018-10-29 17:20
relaxing wars
2018-10-30 15:10
#101
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India SK_FrezerCS 
Forsaken
2018-10-29 17:17
lmao
2018-10-29 20:46
Puppets of Prussia or Germany i don't fakin remember exactly , then we were in Russia for some time then gained independence , then ww2 and annexed by Soviets , then conquered by Germans , then again Soviets , then we got our independence back . Funny thing Russians wanted to wipe every latvian from Latvia since they invaded us but nothing worked for them haha losers.
2018-10-29 17:30
You must write SHPROTY
2018-10-29 22:07
Battle of the Teutoburg Forest ez
2018-10-29 17:31
So apparently we threw a bunch of guys out of a window (this got 2 religious wars started LMFAO), managed to gangbang crusaders here and there, got bolsheviks running for their lives, won our only naval battle in history, too bad that Munich agreement thing happened.........
2018-10-29 17:34
surrender lulullul
2018-10-29 18:01
#119
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United Kingdom Hamshanks 
I'd argue France has one of the best if not the best Histories in the world
2018-10-29 18:08
#123
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Poland MokSu 
That's true, France have good history , but there are more countries like Poland, Spain, Turkey.
2018-10-29 18:16
#124
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United Kingdom Hamshanks 
Ofc. I'd say my top 5 is 1. Spain 2. Italy 3. England 4. Persia 5. Turkey / China Or something along these lines, maybe Egypt or something
2018-10-29 18:18
#126
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United Kingdom _P2K 
italy history is trash literally so bad rome however is better
2018-10-29 18:21
#130
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United Kingdom Hamshanks 
Why do you say that? I love reading about the Romans rise and fall and the subsequent unification of Italy. Maybe i'd put others higher but this is based on my enjoyment of reading about them
2018-10-29 18:21
#136
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United Kingdom _P2K 
currently studying Italian history now, they faced so many problems and tried but failed to be a great power like the rest of Europe but had internal political division and a serious north/south economic split severe military incompetence in WW2, military failure in african expeditions to Abyssinia in the 19th century in an attempt to be a great power, changing sides in ww2 in order to win, only to get barely any land
2018-10-29 18:25
#137
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United Kingdom Hamshanks 
Dont you find that interesting? Not saying they're in any way a successful modern country but its still really interesting.
2018-10-29 18:25
#140
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United Kingdom _P2K 
yeah interesting history sure but far from the countries with best history
2018-10-29 18:26
#128
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Poland MokSu 
- Italy + Poland
2018-10-29 18:21
#132
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United Kingdom Hamshanks 
Maybe. Its sad that Poland has mostly been surrounded by stronger countries and wasnt really around in late 19th and early 20th century. I love the commonwealth tho.
2018-10-29 18:22
#134
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Poland MokSu 
Commonwealth <3
2018-10-29 18:24
Spain at top lol and no Greece/Egypt??
2018-10-29 21:53
#293
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United Kingdom Hamshanks 
I was thinking Egypt. Personally I've always loved Spanish history more than Greek. But a valid point none the less, id put them potentially 5th/4th im not sure
2018-10-29 21:54
white flag forever?
2018-10-29 18:15
Denmark has never been subjected a foreign power.
2018-10-29 18:16
#139
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United Kingdom Hamshanks 
Germany?
2018-10-29 18:26
? What about Germany?
2018-10-29 18:26
#142
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United Kingdom Hamshanks 
I swear they occupied you in WW2?
2018-10-29 18:27
Danish King, Danish police, Danish government. We made a deal with them, they didn't take over our country
2018-10-29 18:28
#146
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United Kingdom Hamshanks 
You were a protectorate at the start of the war (your deal you are talking about) and then were fully annexed in 17 December 1939
2018-10-29 18:29
Then why did our King ride his horse through Copenhagen every week, why did our police control the streets, why did we still have a Danish government if we surrendered?
2018-10-29 18:31
#157
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United Kingdom Hamshanks 
Not surrender. And the fact they let your government control the territory doesn't mean you were independent? In fact im sure any decisions had to be agreed upon by the Germans OR that any decisions were aligned with the Germans anyway
2018-10-29 18:32
Just like today with the EU. Denmark has never been subjected to a foreign power. Deal with it.
2018-10-29 18:32
#162
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United Kingdom Hamshanks 
You were a protectorate / subject of Germany. Deal with it.
2018-10-29 18:33
Then why did our King ride his horse through Copenhagen every week, why did our police control the streets, why did we still have a Danish government if we surrendered? Denmark literally colonized England. Vikings colonized GB. Deal with it.
2018-10-29 18:34
#167
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United Kingdom Hamshanks 
1. Ive already explained why. 2. I think you've misunderstood the vikings INVASIONS
2018-10-29 18:35
I think you misunderstood life. You should just stop eating from this very moment.
2018-10-29 18:36
#148
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Poland MokSu 
You surrender after 2 days ? I think so
2018-10-29 18:29
#153 bitch, we are not like Poland, getting destroyed every century.
2018-10-29 18:31
#164
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United Kingdom Hamshanks 
The German invasion of Denmark was the fighting that followed the German army crossing the Danish border on 9 April 1940 by land, sea and air. Lasting approximately six hours, the German ground campaign against Denmark was one of the shortest military operations of the Second World War
2018-10-29 18:34
...when Germany and Denmark made an agreement. Danish police in control, Danish government in control hence why 99% of the Jews living in Denmark were rescued. Which other country did this? Not a single one. You can't handle the fact Denmark didn't get fucked like France, Holland, Poland or any other country subjected to the Germans, because the terms were difference. Get this into your fat head.
2018-10-29 18:36
#172
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United Kingdom Hamshanks 
Hhahahah thats such bullshit There was about 8000 Jews in Denmark during the 1940's. 500 of which were put in concentration camps, the rest sent off to fucking Sweden (deportation), only SOME fled before the invasion. They were not safe in Denmark at all as it was a occupied territory of Nazi Germany. You are so retarded, stop pulling shit out of your ass and copying it onto your screen you dumbass
2018-10-29 18:39
95% of the Jews were rescued kid, the last 5% refused to leave their homes and were picked of by Germans. Denmark has never been subjected to a foreign power. Danish government in charge, Danish King riding his horse in Copenhagen, Danish police in charge. This understand my country has never been subjected to a foreign power. Taste the reality bitch, give it a fucking taste
2018-10-29 18:42
#180
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United Kingdom Hamshanks 
"95% of the Jews were rescued kid, the last 5% refused to leave their homes and were picked of by Germans.". Bullshit look it up dumbass.
2018-10-29 18:43
Lol, they teach this shit in Denmark bitch, get the fuck out of my face you ignorant cock sucker. folkedrab.dk/artikler/flugten-til-sverig..
2018-10-29 18:44
#186
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United Kingdom Hamshanks 
From your own statistic; Danish Jews on the run A total of 7056 Jews fled from Denmark to Sweden in October 1943, of which - 1301 so-called "half-Jews" who had a Jewish father or mother - 1236 children under 18 years. 500/7556 is more than 5% last time i checked. Don't they teach you math in Denmark?
2018-10-29 18:46
#194
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United Kingdom Hamshanks 
Lmao you just linked 2 different sources. THE ORIGINAL SOURCE YOU SENT HAD STATISTICS THAT DIDNT ADD UP retardo In a large-scale rescue operation, civilian Danes helped 7000 Jews across the Sound to secure in neutral Sweden. 95 percent of the Danish Jews arrived. This quote merely states the 7000 jews went to Sweden and 95% arrived. You also linked the same article twice. Also are you telling me to read in Danish? Are you kidding me i dont speak your irrelevant language lmao
2018-10-29 18:52
95% of the Jews in Denmark were saved, just as I said. Denmark has never been subjected to a foreign power. Denmark destroyed England though, having control of your country for years. Even when you retards were outnumbering us 5-1. Choke on these facts cock sucker
2018-10-29 18:55
#204
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United Kingdom Hamshanks 
Lmao you must be baiting. YOUR OWN SOURCES SAY 95% of the Jews SENT TO SWEDEN survived THAT IS IRRESPECTIVE OF THE REST OF THEM. Learn to fucking read hahaha I have already told you Denmark has been subjected to a foreign power but you are a weak minded nationalist who wont listen to FACTS. Denmark didnt destroy England, there was never an England to destroy, so incorrect "fact" "Even when you retards were outnumbering us 5-1." So you send your highly trained warrior vikings against our locally trained militias? I would be surprised if you lost against a group of nations that had no standing army. Fucking delusional dumbass. Im not going to engage with this obvious bait anymore. Learn to read before you reply and actually address the points i make instead of making new ones
2018-10-29 18:59
Then explain why Danish government were still in charge? Danish police controlling the streets? The Danish King riding his horse every week in Copenhagen? Why did these things happen if Denmark were subjected to a foreign power? Yeah, choke on these facts nerd. Just deal with the facts. Also deal with Denmark destroying England, controlling your country for years, making you pay money to Denmark, raping your girls etc.
2018-10-29 19:00
You retard , when Latvia was under Soviets we had our government police etc , that doesn't mean we were controlling everything. My brain blows up from ur retardnes
2018-10-30 12:11
It's because you're Latvia and not Denmark. If you can't see that's an entirely different situation I can't help you. Expected though seeing you come from a very poor 3rd world country.
2018-10-30 12:12
You are so delusional lmao , tell me what's different in those situations? Retarded piece of shit.
2018-10-30 12:15
If you can't tell the difference between the Soviet Union and Nazi Germany I can't help you.
2018-10-30 12:26
You are stupid? I never asked you difference between the countries u dumbfuck
2018-10-30 12:28
Yeah you did, inbred 3rd worlder. Your mom should have swallowed you. Your father managed to create a plague for a whole generation just in 30 seconds. What a fucking tragedy.
2018-10-30 13:13
İ just wonder how can this square can be smaller :D So İ post.So dont care me guys lol
2018-10-30 21:09
#166
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Poland MokSu 
Poland never surrender during WW2
2018-10-29 18:34
Poland got destroyed again and again and again and again throughout history.
2018-10-29 18:36
#175
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Poland MokSu 
Still this doesn't mean we surrendered, as you did it in 2 days XDDD
2018-10-29 18:40
#177
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United Kingdom Hamshanks 
Less than that my man
2018-10-29 18:40
Denmark has never been subjected to a foreign power. Hell, Denmark fucked Poland hard when we faced each other. Easy as hell.
2018-10-29 18:40
#185
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Poland MokSu 
When we faced each other ? We kicked ur ass in battle of Bornholm with Prussia
2018-10-29 18:45
#191
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Poland MokSu 
U just stole some ships and you saying thats your glorius victory against us ? + Sweden helped you with that conflict
2018-10-29 18:50
Ehh, no they didn't. We destroyed you. This is the only conflict with Poorland on one side and Denmark on the other side. We won, we fucked you in the ass, we've never been subjected to a foreign power, Dannebrog is the oldest state flag in the world, our monarchy is the oldest in Europe, deal with these facts bitch
2018-10-29 18:54
#201
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Poland MokSu 
As I said we acctualy destroyed you also in war of Borholm. Poland has oldest constitution in Europe , 2nd in the world after US
2018-10-29 18:55
Are you retarded? We have lots of battles of Bornholm. Battle of Bornholm (1227) Battle of Bornholm (1456) Battle of Bornholm (1535) Battle of Bornholm (1563) Battle of Bornholm (1565) Battle of Bornholm (1676) Battle of Bornholm (1945) Denmark and Poland has only fought once. I linked you the wiki-page. We destroyed you.
2018-10-29 18:58
#207
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Poland MokSu 
Uneducated AF en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Bornholm.. We fought more times than you think...
2018-10-29 19:01
??????? en.wikipedia.org/wiki/State_of_the_Teuto.. Against Prussia and Poland ???????? How retarded are you?
2018-10-29 19:02
Oldest what? What the fuck are you babbling about? oldest.org/politics/constitutions/ Poland is a shitty country with poor history, getting destroyed by some random country every century.
2018-10-29 18:59
#209
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Poland MokSu 
We have richer history and culture than you 1000 times en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Constitution_of_3_.. Our constitution was made 3 years after US one
2018-10-29 19:03
Haha, you are dirty new country. We have the oldest country flag in the world bitch. Suck on those balls, bitch. This is the reason why we came down to Poland to fuck your ships.
2018-10-29 19:03
#213
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Poland MokSu 
Well we exist on this lands since 500 Year as Slavs, but as Polans since 700 year
2018-10-29 19:07
Weak country, weak people, weak genes
2018-10-29 19:10
#218
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Poland MokSu 
You don't have any arguments
2018-10-29 19:14
Yes I do. Your country have been destroyed by literally everyone.
2018-10-29 20:09
who cares you're small as fuck and irrelevant, keep bragging about how old your country is nobody gives a shit xd
2018-10-29 20:14
You're irrelevant, nobody gives a shit about you, you are weak at everything you do, even Hitler called you subhumans
2018-10-29 20:23
hitler lmao
2018-10-29 22:25
#373
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Germany PhoenixD!!! 
ever heard of the august crisis in 1943? government abolished and martial law instituted sorry man you were subjects to the germans
2018-10-29 23:50
Ever heard of an actual government? In charge. Every year of WW2. Sorry kid, but your neighbour is muslim.
2018-10-30 00:16
#390
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Germany PhoenixD!!! 
ehm no? germany literally put you under occupation like every nordic/germanic country after august 1943 funny coming from denmarkistan
2018-10-30 00:17
Ehm yes Danish government in charge every year of WW2, look it up bitch. If we are subjected to a foreign power our government would be dissolved fool. Funny coming from the country in Europe with the strictest migration laws versus the country in Europe where 42% of all kids below the age of 6 have migrant background.
2018-10-30 00:20
+1 respect to poland, not pussies like denmark
2018-10-30 00:23
*6 hours
2018-10-29 20:35
Dude, you are a fucking idiot. Germany occupied you, doesn't fucking matter if your king could ride his horse through the streets or whatever the fuck you mean. You surrendered after six hours. If anything, you "making a deal with the germans" is just pathetic.
2018-10-30 00:01
Still not subjected to a foreign power. We owned you for years, had you as slaves. History hurt your girly feelings? Deal with it.
2018-10-30 00:16
Your history knowledge is on-par with a fucking child. Deluded as fuck.
2018-10-30 00:17
Wow so mad because you're a leftist loser, deal with it emo nerd
2018-10-30 00:17
God damn, you are spitting fire! these comebacks are out of this world!
2018-10-30 00:25
Yeah, because it's all about 'comebacks', not actual reality. Typical beta nerd. Get out of my face.
2018-10-30 00:36
"typical beta nerd" You're so cool dude, i bet your are drowning in pussy
2018-10-30 00:38
Yeah your mom's pussy is huge.
2018-10-30 00:55
#125
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United Kingdom _P2K 
the biggest empire in the history of the world
2018-10-29 18:20
Nt colonia of muslims
2018-10-29 22:11
#143
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Canada Adipocere 
Birthed the best Counterstrike players in the entire world in Canada. Dont reply to dispute since this is fact.
2018-10-29 18:27
#459
xaN | 
France TARES 
Tbh I don't know who you're talking about between NAF, Twistzz, JasonR and shroud
2018-10-30 13:37
#147
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United States natta 
We killed Magellan. That is all.
2018-10-29 18:29
Fakeflagger?
2018-10-30 12:38
#513
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United States natta 
Nope. Dual Citizenship.
2018-10-30 22:54
Conquer of Constantinople Battle of Galipoli War of Independence
2018-10-29 18:30
Got fucked by Russia 10x times
2018-10-29 22:12
Haha what
2018-10-30 10:26
it's 2 times but true.
2018-10-30 17:53
#529
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Iran Xanbibi 
+1
2018-10-31 20:03
come at me, angry bulgarian/greek historians
2018-10-29 18:32
#334
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Spain VIKTORAL 
nt bulgaria
2018-10-29 22:45
#158
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United Arab Emirates pigeoN1 
>Indepence >Desert >Oil >yos
2018-10-29 18:32
I guess abolishing apartheid and then Mandela not ordering all white people to be killed. Which was nice of him.
2018-10-29 18:32
#335
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Spain VIKTORAL 
mandela top 1 beast
2018-10-29 22:45
Mandela was a racist.
2018-10-30 02:36
Idk were apart of sweden then russia, then boom boom brr freezing, then :(( poor times and now nice m8
2018-10-29 18:40
we used to swing on the trees, gobble up the bananas and go "o o o o basicly im monky"
2018-10-29 18:39
used to?
2018-10-29 20:25
xd
2018-10-29 21:54
#527
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Iran Xanbibi 
LOL
2018-10-31 20:02
5 World Cups, we never lose a war, and we've beautiful girls, the best girls of world, and BOLSONAROPRESIDENT
2018-10-29 18:45
Were Brazil even in any relevant war.
2018-10-29 21:55
well, we were at war against Paraguay once, they had a powerful army, but we still won, and we were in World War II, where we won countless battles against Mussolini's fascism in Italy, where we captured 15,000 Germans. And furthermore, I do not think anyone wants to live in war, so I think I like the fact that my country has participated in a few wars
2018-10-29 22:27
#463
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Brazil coldnikozera 
+1
2018-10-30 14:36
#464
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Brazil coldnikozera 
+11117
2018-10-30 14:38
#528
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Iran Xanbibi 
Allies 2 - Germany 0 OMEGALUL
2018-10-31 20:03
Americans best moment is apparently 'raping the british' gj beating 1/5 of our army while we are 5,000 miles away focusing on important wars in europe OMEGALUL vietnam war exposed what american men made of
2018-10-29 18:47
#197
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United Kingdom Hamshanks 
We were focusing on the conquest of India which at the time was a lot more profitable.
2018-10-29 18:53
#243
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United Kingdom Dave2303 
If in doubt, blame the French.
2018-10-29 20:14
You would know why America lost to Vietnam with a little bit of research. For each American casualty, there were 15-25 wounded/killed Vietnamese so it's safe to say there are other factors to why America "lost".
2018-10-29 21:29
2-0 btw haHAA
2018-10-30 12:39
thanx for all the resources for 2 centuries xxxxx
2018-10-30 12:45
thanks for being our bitch now xoxoxo
2018-10-30 13:05
too many
2018-10-29 18:48
#192
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Argentina tinchOO 
used to be the barn of the world with the potential to be a well developed country then shit happened like corruption, stupid people, and USA with their dictatorships in latin america :D (along much more)
2018-10-29 18:51
#199
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Ukraine JShepard 
Napoleon's defeat/WW2. Respect Russians, they fucking saved your 'independence' twice.
2018-10-29 18:55
#235
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Ukraine VeryNaziGay 
+1
2018-10-29 20:06
+1
2018-10-30 00:25
#460
xaN | 
France TARES 
Russia best (except for beating Napoleon blyat)
2018-10-30 13:38
We fucked japan so hard they became weebs
2018-10-29 19:05
Kill people with bomb after USSR defeat Japan army Horosho
2018-10-29 22:13
we literally drove them back to their home island after they took basically everything in the south pacific.
2018-10-29 23:41
nothing lol expect maybe independence war
2018-10-29 19:10
Nazi country you mean Narva
2018-10-29 22:14
wot
2018-10-30 19:15
Tallin
2018-10-30 19:17
Kurwa
2018-10-30 19:17
#217
Zeus | 
Ukraine Lomz 
Kievan Rus saved eu from Mongol invasion, Mongol Empire was the biggest and the strongest empire of that time
2018-10-29 19:14
#220
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Poland MokSu 
Nowhere is written that Kievan Rus is nowadays Ukraine, it could be also Russia, Belarus
2018-10-29 19:20
#226
Zeus | 
Ukraine Lomz 
Wikipedia? Kievan Rus with Kiev as a capital, geographically it was mostly current Ukraine. Ukraine, Belarus and Russia all started from Kievan Rus.
2018-10-29 19:53
#271
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Poland MokSu 
But there is no written that acctualy Kievan Rus = Ukraine , so you cannot say something like that
2018-10-29 21:13
#276
Zeus | 
Ukraine Lomz 
I can because Kiev was destroyed by Mongol Empire in 1240. Its written in wikipedia, its the same this like saying that Kingdom of Poland is not Poland.
2018-10-29 21:27
#279
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Poland MokSu 
U think if the Kiev was capital of Kievan Rus means that nowadays Kiev is capital of Ukraine... Look at Byzantine Empire where capital was Constantinopole after the same capital ( diffrent name) had Ottoman Empire . Byzantine Empire = Ottoman Empire ???? Ofc not
2018-10-29 21:31
#282
Zeus | 
Ukraine Lomz 
Not only capitals but same territoty. The thing is that both Byzantine Empire and Ottoman Empire are done but do you want to say that Ottoman Empire is not continuation of Turkey nowadays
2018-10-29 21:43
#286
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Poland MokSu 
I didn't say anything about Turkey, I said that Byzantine Empire had the sam capital as Ottoman Empire, and that is not proof of being same countries
2018-10-29 21:46
#295
Zeus | 
Ukraine Lomz 
I said Not only capitals but same territoty. For example Roman Empire is Italy (with Rome as s capital btw) nowadays Ottoman Empire is a Turkey nowadays, Kievan Rus is Ukraine, Belarus and Russia nowadays not that hard. Poland is lucky to have almost same name and teritorry almost for 1000 years.
2018-10-29 21:57
#297
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Poland MokSu 
But Byzantine Empire had territory of nowadays Turkey... I know what u are trying to say but there is nowhere written that Ukraine was Kievan Rus
2018-10-29 21:57
#299
Zeus | 
Ukraine Lomz 
Byzantine Empire is Greece and Cyprus today.
2018-10-29 22:00
#382
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Poland MokSu 
Yes, and its documented but Kievan Rus isn't documented as OLD UKRAINE
2018-10-30 00:10
#300
Zeus | 
Ukraine Lomz 
Just say thx for saving your ass from Mongols and we are done
2018-10-29 22:03
But why? Every man and women on planet is equal part relation to anyone living back from that time, so I will thank myself. Thankyoume, npme
2018-10-30 00:08
#219
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Denmark Snakebye 
HLTV
2018-10-29 19:16
+99999
2018-10-29 20:21
#223
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Germany unsalted 
750 BC – 768 AD >Being all Tribal and Shit >Hitting Romans, Romans hitting Back >Frankish Empire >Hitting Lombards 912 AD >Franks, Saxons, Swabians, and Bavarians united under king Henry the Fowler 936 AD >Otto the Great becomes king of Aachen >Lots of War 1096 AD - 1291 AD >Knightly Orders Form (Templars, Knights of St John (Hospitaller), Teutonic Order (Thats mostly us) >Holy Roman Empire >Crusades >Hanseatic League, making some mad Trade Skrilla with Baltics 1226 >Teutonic Knights, conquest for Prussia, killing some Baltic Prussians natives and/or Christianize them. Building some Town while at it. >More War 1400 >Plague because why not.. >Holy Roman Empire still doing its Holy Stuff >Reformation >Martin Luther 1618–1648 >Thirty Years War about what Christianity is best. Just to realize both are pretty okay. 1648–1815 >Some more wars for Prussia, Spreading. >Prussia Stronk >Taking some Poland 1750–1850 >Live is so Boring without war that Bourgeois values spread to rural Germany >Also Enlightenment (Probably Ancient Aliens) >Having nice conversations with France 1789–1815 >Shooting at eachother with Prussia & Austria and France (what about those nice conversations?) >Napoleon Hapenned >Prussia sided with Russia, Austria joined Napoleon fell back >British and German armies won Waterloo (Take this little angry man!) 1815–1867 >German Confederation of 39 States >Seeing that Britain, France, and Belgium are far more industrial developt >Industrialize the shit out of everything >Urbanize >Building some fucking Railways and shit >Time for Science and Culture >March Revolution >Constitution and stuff 1862–1866 >The King had a stroke, his brother took over >Wilhelm I >German Confederation dissolved > North German Federation established >Bismarck >Some War with Denmark and Bohemia 1871–1918 >BISMARCK >Politics >Insurences >Allied with Austria (forever my friends :'D ) >German Empire > France mad again. >Spain without Queen (WTF SPAIN) >War (with France again) 1888 >Wilhelm I died age 90, his son had throat cancer and died three month later so only his retarded grandsone Wilhelm II was left. >Destroyed everything Bismarck accomplished and forced him to retire. 1889 - 1915 >The Above, destroying everything more >Some War for Colonies (everyone had the right?) WW I > 4 years of trench warfare with France and Belgium > Beat Russia on the Eatern front (Battle of Tannenberg) >Brits and America Joined >German Army destroyed >Treaty of Versailles 1919–1933 >Weimar Republic >Peace terms in the Treaty of Versailles where seen as Humiliating and provoked bitter indignation throughout Germany >1924 elections took a huge swing to the right >In October 1925 the Treaty of Locarno was signed by Germany, France, Belgium, Britain and Italy; it recognised Germany's borders with France and Belgium >Wall street Crash of 1929 >Great Depression >Political Problems >Nazi Party rises. 1933–1945 >Nazi Germany >WW II >Holocaust >Invading Poland, Norway, Netherlands and France >Invade Soviet Union and Yugoslavia >Battle of Moscow >Declared War on the US after Japan attacked Pearl Harbor >North Africa Campaign failed >Losing the Battle of Stalingrad >United States, Canada, France, and Great Britain closing in from West >Surrendered 1945 1945–1990 >Cold War >Post War Chaos >DDR (Soviet Occupied Zone) >Wester Occupation Zone (Federal Republic of Germany) >Economic Miracle 1950 to 1957 >Currency Reform >Guest Workers >Economic crisis 1973 >Reunification of East and West Germany 1990 1990–present >Schröder >Merkel >WorkWork >Economy
2018-10-29 19:36
Copy paste
2018-10-29 19:53
#231
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Germany unsalted 
no
2018-10-29 20:01
Of course
2018-10-29 20:01
#233
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Germany unsalted 
no
2018-10-29 20:01
Merkel isn't a good thing
2018-10-29 21:19
#338
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Spain VIKTORAL 
cool ns history respec5
2018-10-29 22:47
2 names Hjalmar Schacht Walther Funk these two planted the seed of EU and modern German economical domination plan.
2018-10-29 22:50
Very nice
2018-10-29 19:52
Everything.
2018-10-29 19:53
Battle of Marathon 490 bc Naval battle of Salamis 480 bc Battle of Plateau 479 bc Battle of Gaugamela 331 bc Battle of Kokkalia 279 bc Battle of Kleidi 1014 ad Battle of Dervenakia 1822 ad Battle of Giannitsa 1912 ad Naval battle of Elli 1912 ad Battle of Skra 1918 ad Grecoitalian war 1940 ad
2018-10-29 19:56
HELLO BRO WATDOINK?? XD
2018-10-29 20:20
Ok man we know about first 4 history battles and dont give a fuck about the rest
2018-10-29 22:17
Simple, USA is where rebels went against Britain and somehow won with outdated hunting equipment.
2018-10-29 20:09
#240
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Czech Republic wellbi 
Do your thing/be a pioneer at something, progress at the top, get rekt by allies/neighbours ... history of Czech lands in a nutshell
2018-10-29 20:11
#251
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Czech Republic Kuba! 
+1
2018-10-29 20:28
7:1
2018-10-29 20:27
+71
2018-10-30 00:00
Wenger out
2018-10-29 20:34
World War II
2018-10-29 20:38
rekt russia many times rekt denmark since 1523 rekt poland rekt germany not a single war since 1900 smth, feelsgoodman
2018-10-29 20:39
Rekt Sweden many times.
2018-10-29 22:18
world prob would look diffrent if u wouldnt burn down your own villages in wars
2018-10-30 20:52
Burning ground tactic
2018-10-30 20:54
ye
2018-10-30 20:55
trannys football biggest corruption schemes trannys beaches culturally and ethnically diverse trannys
2018-10-29 20:52
How can you have trannys when you have the most homophobic dictator a country can have
2018-10-29 21:01
dictator? what are you on about? dont mistake bolsonaro with erdogan
2018-10-29 21:05
Well, bolsonaro is just another version of Erdogan but worse
2018-10-29 21:06
a visit in B3stg0re will answer your question.
2018-10-29 22:35
Battle of Blue Waters, liberation of eastern Europe from Mongols Grand Duke Algirdas, 3 devastating raids against Muscovia Battle of Grunwald, devastating defeat for German invaders Vytautas Alexander The Great establishes Lithuania as the largest state in Europe PLC victory against Ottomans in Vienna
2018-10-29 20:57
we sailed up the thames and set shit on fire beat the spanish a couple times lose against germany or france ggwp
2018-10-29 21:05
Strong case for Nederlands being most important nation for modern times we live in tbh. They invented current model of global finance/econmy. Inventions such as microscope. Nederlands second only to Britain for paradigm shifting discoveries and inventions iirc.
2018-10-30 00:14
- Conquer of Constantinople - Annexation of huge Mamluks in one war - Annexation of half of Hungary in one war - Victories against tons of crusades - We ended medieval age, started a new age
2018-10-29 21:05
"We ended medieval age, started a new age" When the greeks used flamethrowers against you, you guys thought it was black magic.
2018-10-29 22:57
I was dont know those details but another age started after Ottoman Empire annexed Byzantium Empire
2018-10-29 23:10
Yes this is true indeed.
2018-10-30 21:14
#272
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Korea DadaDahyun 
After defeating Japanese and stopping the colonization of Korea in 1945, USA and USSR had the brilliant idea to separate the region in half Now South and North are in war for almost 60 years :D :D :D :D
2018-10-29 21:15
#273
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Poland MokSu 
Shame, I hope so in future Korea will be as one country
2018-10-29 21:16
I hope North Korea will be separated for Ukranian and Russian part. Peace
2018-10-29 22:19
fake korean.
2018-10-29 22:58
#424
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Korea DadaDahyun 
? Reply needs to have actual content
2018-10-30 05:53
We were a superpower and had a genius ass general that got the closest possible to defeat lucky rome.
2018-10-29 21:31
Name pls i forgot. Alexander? Gannibal? Who?
2018-10-29 22:20
Hannibal
2018-10-30 09:23
#281
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Germany Sabba1 
we fought 2 world wars didnt turn out that well
2018-10-29 21:38
fuck you know about "not turning out too well"
2018-10-29 21:44
#291
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France Fran6k1D 
I like how people manage to include themselves in everything their country did. People always say "we" like in "we conquered this" "we did this" as if they had anything to do with that when they're actually virgins laying behind their pc all day All i say is Talleyrand top 1
2018-10-29 21:54
They associated themself with their country. Nobody talk like he actually won the the war. We just show our SWAG
2018-10-29 22:22
#331
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France Fran6k1D 
Then they shouldn't, cauz they have basically nothing to do with what they claim other than having the nationality on their passport. If i live long enough in the US to gain nationality can i say "we won this and that" ?
2018-10-29 22:40
Big as fuck empire and industrial revolution.
2018-10-29 21:57
#304
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Switzerland Tacticalsine 
We fucked the burgundians and austrians a few times and stopped caring what happens around us afterwards
2018-10-29 22:05
so england colonized the east coast of what is now our country and after the war with france for the territory, they tried to tax us to pay off the debt. we weren't having that shit since we were having the time of our lives, being debt free and full of land. shit piled up, generally laws that restricted us and caused us to revolt, where we won the revolutionary war by stalling as long as we could. our government was first based off of the articles of confederation, which were very loose and had been removed due to a farmer's rebellion. after much debate about the interests of smaller states and bigger states such as balance of power, our government decided to go along with something called the connecticut compromise, which split up the federal legislature into two divisions, one with 2 senators per state, and one with representatives per 30000 in each state. other states came along, and the constitution, the document we have to abide by when governing, was amended 28 times. it was meant to stress the ideas of checks and balances, separation of powers, federalism, popular sovereignty, limited government, and judicial review [to protect natural rights] tl;dr we won a war and we made a limited government
2018-10-29 22:26
American war of Independence and Civil war are very interesting to read.
2018-10-29 22:40
im not very interested in the civil war myself
2018-10-30 00:31
Once upon a time the indians were living happily and naked around the brazilian forests, fucking each other, fishing, dancing and fucking each other again. The men left all day long in order to hunt the dinner, while the brazilian women took care of their depilation. Suddenly, some stupid portuguese at 1500 landed here, and Brazil is over since then.
2018-10-29 22:26
rooooooofl AAhAHAhahaHAhah ,dude this meme fits perfect in what you said i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001..
2018-10-29 22:46
rofl
2018-10-29 22:54
#344
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Italy Fil0Nerd 
roman empire>>>>>
2018-10-29 22:58
We were some of the most noble people in europe. We used to look down on slavic peasants and keep Romanians as slaves. But ever since we started ww1, we have been plagued by misfortune.
2018-10-29 23:00
we were swedish then russian and now we are finnish. dont know what next
2018-10-29 23:06
history is a lie /closed
2018-10-29 23:08
#372
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Europe cArn5 
flag checks out
2018-10-29 23:47
your also
2018-10-29 23:56
#467
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Europe cArn5 
lol
2018-10-30 14:59
Basically we hd a dude that fucked a chick and had a son that started the Portuguese expansion defeating his own mommy and a lot of muslim. Then we got invaded by Spain and with a small army with some using agriculture instruments we won with the quadratic tactic. We have the oldest alliance with englando (btw their tea tradition was a Portuguese princess that introduced it to them) We also won against France (Napoleon) 3 times that they tried to invade us we also divided the world with Spain than we lost a big part of it and we still had colonies like Brazil, Angola, Mozambique and others... So at the end we created Bolsonaro so we are top1 in history.
2018-10-29 23:12
ugh..... victories???? get some land that most of the people in it were Slovenian anyway. Probably killed a dozen or so nazis/fascists in WW2 WHILE being occupied :P
2018-10-29 23:24
#359
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Greece deST) 
Dunno, w/e i guess
2018-10-29 23:27
#360
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Belgium azertyuio 
Wallonia is, after England, the first region of the European continent to know the industrial revolution, from the end of the eighteenth century. The region is recognized by three major qualities: abundant mineral resources, coal and minerals (limonite and oligist), an old proto-industrial tradition in search of renewal, a manufacturing enthusiasm. Between 1810 and 1880, Wallonia will remain the second largest industrial power in the world, behind the United Kingdom. The United States used Belgium's uranium resources to supply the Manhattan Project to construct the atomic bomb in World War II Now i would say... Eden Hazard haha
2018-10-29 23:27
#361
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Germany VladiBot2 
1933-1945
2018-10-29 23:30
Oofff
2018-10-29 23:41
#435
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Germany VladiBot2 
DAB Or should I rather say 2015-2018 under Merkel?
2018-10-30 10:34
The Danelaw or Euro '92.
2018-10-29 23:33
100% winrate. Best k/d in the history of mankind. 1v7 clutches on a regular basis. Doubled territory once while merely defending borders.
2018-10-29 23:34
LOL +54757
2018-10-29 23:35
Hmmmm... I know you're right, but still hmmmm...
2018-10-30 00:48
Gallipoli
2018-10-29 23:35
polynesians came over from SEA and did some shit then the brits came and made the shit better.
2018-10-29 23:44
conquered moscow waza you idiot
2018-10-30 00:00
- Mighty vikings raiding the coasts of Europe, feared by everyone. - 1066, invaded England, conquered York, then got surprised while the army was chilling and got fucked LOL. - 1200's, we own Iceland, Greenland, lots of islands in Britain and parts of Sweden. Good times. - Denmark ruins everything because of a succession laws. - Denmark-Norway loses Napoleon wars, and fucking Denmark gives Norway to Sweden while keeping Greenland, Iceland and Faroe Islands for themselves, which has been rightly Norwegian soil for centuries. - Get our own independence in 1814, but still Sweden's bitch. (thanks, Denmark). - Finally out of Sweden's pocket in 1905. Good times ahead! IN COMES GERMANY in 1940 and rapes us. - War is over, what to do? We're poor and shit. - Find MASSIVE AMOUNTS OF OIL. Rich af. - Get fucked, Sweden and Denmark. - 2025: We launch a full-scale invasion of Greenland, Iceland and Faroe Islands. Fuck you, Denmark.
2018-10-30 00:26
we shall take our empire back and fuck denmark back
2018-10-30 12:33
#391
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Argentina sheshboi 
blitzkrieg
2018-10-30 00:18
Place full of indians > Spanish conquest > rekt UK's dream of conquering us twice (1806-1807) >1810 first national government >1816 full independence > mix of democratic/military governments ('till 1983) > El turco nos hace la cola (1989-1999) > The 'casa rosada' goes helyport > The Kirchners nos hacen la cola (2003-2015) > The cat nos hace la cola (2015-??) > the next to come nos va a seguir haciendo la cola (2019-eternity) ez Argentinian history (._.')
2018-10-30 02:15
putin
2018-10-30 00:20
We had this once in a time: gyazo.com/a3c0a05a731a88d9fb675541ee0ba9.. Also fuck Denmark for attacking us in my Hometown (Lund)
2018-10-30 00:20
Ahok imprisoned
2018-10-30 00:59
#414
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Netherlands Syliaca 
Piet Pieterszoon Hein capturing the Spanish silver fleet in 1628. Jan Pieterszoon Coen slaughtering the people on the Banda Islands in 1621 to gain a monopoly in the trade of nutmag over the British and the Portuguese.
2018-10-30 01:58
As a Texan I say REMEMBER THE ALAMO!!!!! (Alamo W technically a loss but Texas had 100 troops to Mexico's 8000 and Mexico left with about 250 men) As an American I say DONT FIRE UNLESS FIRED UPON!!!! (America revolution W) Also thx to France for the help we payed you back with D-Day and winning ww2 As an American as far as I'm concerned history began on 1776 everything else is pre history
2018-10-30 02:00
czech republic
2018-10-30 02:25
1776 we killed britain 1812 britain owned us pillaged all NA 1812-1900 during that Civil War killed a lot of ppl WW2 helped Allies and the US Russia Britain fucked up germany lost to rice farmers cold war w/ russia nothing happened recession donald trump president
2018-10-30 06:00
#530
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Canada TorontoSucks 
some inaccuracies here folks
2018-10-31 20:04
#426
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Finland v3tu 
History of Finland starts in the 1800s. Before that we were just East Sweden.
2018-10-30 08:17
Fortnite
2018-10-30 09:30
"El Salvador, with the other countries of Central America, declared its independence from Spain on Sept. 15, 1821, and was part of a federation of Central American states until that union dissolved in 1838. For decades after its independence, El Salvador experienced numerous revolutions and wars against other Central American republics. From 1931 to 1979 El Salvador was ruled by a series of military dictatorships. In 1969, El Salvador invaded Honduras after Honduran landowners deported several thousand Salvadorans. The four-day war became known as the “football war” because it broke out during a soccer game between the two countries."
2018-10-30 09:32
#434
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Finland Jodecast 
Beating soviet
2018-10-30 10:28
#438
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Turkey tastemycobra 
We have the gratest history we killed more people than you did :S
2018-10-30 12:14
#465
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Poland MokSu 
Being better for you means that your country killed more people than others ? LUL
2018-10-30 14:57
#466
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Turkey tastemycobra 
Sarcasm?
2018-10-30 14:58
#468
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Poland MokSu 
I cannot recognise ur sarcasm by way you writing on this page...
2018-10-30 14:59
#469
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Turkey tastemycobra 
xd ok
2018-10-30 15:00
#450
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Other bergkvisten 
uh
2018-10-30 13:10
#455
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United Kingdom MainSlayer 
- got a bit of German, Italian and Danish blood. - then stole some land. - then sent some people to America and sent some prisoners to Australia - stole more land - america fucked us in the arse while we beat the French AGAIN - reduced slavery - won ww1 but lost our economy in the process -started losing land -won ww2 but lost the rest of our economy -lost the rest of the land -now got theresa may
2018-10-30 13:24
#456
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United Kingdom MainSlayer 
invented a load of shit as well
2018-10-30 13:27
>lost to emus >now one of the best countries in the world losing>winning
2018-10-30 17:42
#479
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Russia og_loc 
my country's whole history is one big war. all of these wars were pointless tho, bc in the end our country economy is still bad nd people are poor here, these wars only brought deaths and losses.
2018-10-30 18:51
#515
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Poland MokSu 
But you get a lot of lands... That was the point, Russia had always obsession about territory
2018-10-31 16:04
#517
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Russia og_loc 
Yea, and these huge lands have always been the disease for the country because it gave it lots of resources so it didnt need to develop science and encourage economy growth, also the bigger your territory, the bigger are the borders that you have to protect and in russia's case it was insane. we suffered 300 years of mongols ruling. also we russia have always had awful relationship with Poland, constant wars, attempts of taking each other's throne, lzhedmitriy and shit. It really sucks
2018-10-31 16:08
#520
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Poland MokSu 
That's fact, Poland only 1 times been on throne of Moscow since 1610-1612 , After that Poland never been on Russia throne again. But since 1795 King of Poland was Acctually from Russia, cuz Poland was a Puppet State made by Russian Tsardom. Anyway our politics always try to argue each other and this is bad for people
2018-10-31 16:18
#522
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Russia og_loc 
And that's fucked up imo considering this shit have been happening between countries during whole history
2018-10-31 18:59
#480
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United States BLNDSPT 
we dumped tea into the harbor, and then we became free the end
2018-10-30 18:51
5 world cups and women
2018-10-30 19:18
#509
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Brazil RmM_oo 
Like, there was a guy who said "Fuck daddy, this is my land" And here we are.
2018-10-30 21:24
#518
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Denmark nalleB 
EURO 1992
2018-10-31 16:12
declared independence, 1878
2018-10-31 16:13
500 years ottoman slavery
2018-10-31 16:19
#525
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Iran Xanbibi 
Controlling the entire Middle East, parts of Asia, Africa and Europe, then some Macadionian named "Alexander the Great" had to ruin everything...
2018-10-31 20:01
#526
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Canada TorontoSucks 
According to Europeans it's non existent
2018-10-31 20:02
Too much to say all of this stuff...
2018-11-06 01:43
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