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Typical MM players by country
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United States ChrisJisverytoxic 
I dont really play MM anymore but this is what I remember Type 1 Americans: Hey guys, how u doing? Lets have a fun game! Type 2 Americans: HOLY FUCKING SHIT U SUCK! Type 3 Americans: no mic Type 1 Brits: YOUR SO FUCKING SHIT MATE Type 2 Brits: Holy shit u americans suck chode. Type 3 Brits: why the fuck am i in a shitty american server all of u are trash Type 1 Euro (excluding russians): *inaudiable* INFWAUDBUAIBFAKDNJAKDBINAIBUIDNWJADNAKJDADJADNADAJNWDAKNDNADW\ Type 2 Euro: doesnt speak english Type 3 Euro: Heaviest accent in history Type 1 Ruski: CYKA CYKA RASH B Type 2 Ruski: DROP A V P DROP A V P Type 3 Ruski: SAVING FOR A V P, SAVE GUYS *team has 5k each but the ruski has 3k from forcing* Type 1 Asian: Doesnt speak english Type 2 Asian: Barely speaks english Type 3 Asian: Mic rapes in their language Type 1 African: Error 404 Type 2 African: Error 404 Type 3 African: Error 404 Type 1 Aussie: Mate, what the fok are ya doing. Type 2 Aussie: Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaate, u want sum vegemite Type 3 Aussie: Oi, wat are u doing there. Type 1 South American: JDIWNJKLSNJWIJKLLLLLLFHVWBJDNKBANKDBA Type 2 South American: mic rape background music, some shakira or latin american song Type 3 South American: hahahaha coldzera, hahahaha fallen, hahahaha fer hahahaha coldzera, hahahaha fallen, hahahaha fer hahahaha coldzera, hahahaha fallen, hahahaha fer hahahaha coldzera, hahahaha fallen, hahahaha fer hahahaha coldzera, hahahaha fallen, hahahaha fer hahahaha coldzera, hahahaha fallen, hahahaha fer Type 1 Mexican: lemme into the states pls Type 2 Mexican: only knows spanish Type 3 Mexican: already in the US Type 1 Canadian: Hi guys, I love u all. Type 2 Canadian: aboot aboot aboot aboot Type 3 Canadian: OMG sorry u died, im so sorry it was my fault
2018-11-02 17:53
I'm type 1 brit
2018-11-02 17:55
nice!
2018-11-02 17:55
Are you at least good though don't know how many times I've lost my shit cause I'm topfragging and some brit tard(No offense) who is bot frag is just doing nothing but cry
2018-11-03 02:40
Yes I got 34 frags last game and we lost :( Stupid team baiters.
2018-11-03 10:39
Consistently though??????
2018-11-03 11:24
that's not how I sound wtf
2018-11-02 17:56
nt tizian
2018-11-02 17:56
ich habe Hackenfleisch in mein Hosen
2018-11-02 17:57
Ich spreche kein deutsch
2018-11-02 17:58
#56
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Germany Youdontknowme 
He is fake flagger that was not proper german
2018-11-02 18:15
o ok, ty keev
2018-11-02 18:17
wer falschflaggiert hier bitte? Ich nicht
2018-11-02 18:22
#77
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Germany Youdontknowme 
aso des sollte lustig sein
2018-11-03 01:33
Lol
2018-11-02 18:01
I feel like even a heavy German accent is easier to understand than some of the others
2018-11-03 02:41
#6
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Finland ksyppe 
type 3 european here
2018-11-02 17:57
lul
2018-11-02 17:59
I'm #2 American axaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxa
2018-11-02 17:58
ur not American mr.axaxaxa huehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehue
2018-11-02 17:59
I'm American, I just really love the Russian laugh.
2018-11-02 17:59
ok mr. american axaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxxa
2018-11-02 18:00
yes men)))) kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
2018-11-02 18:01
Liquid TwistZz >>>>>>>> Liquid Team
2018-11-02 18:02
TACO > ALL
2018-11-02 18:03
Taco barely > me
2018-11-02 18:03
xdddddddd
2018-11-02 18:04
You > Taco Barely> me > smithzz
2018-11-02 18:04
Respect TACO! 2 TIME MAJOR WINNER!!!
2018-11-02 18:04
MLG Columbas, Guardian injured in finals. ESL one cologne, fallen cold carry Taco less real majors than stewie2k
2018-11-02 18:05
Still, respect taco best mexican food
2018-11-02 18:06
Taco Bell > Taco Epitacio
2018-11-02 18:06
+1
2018-11-02 18:06
Computer Device > Nicolai Device
2018-11-02 18:07
Niko > Niko
2018-11-02 18:07
which one
2018-11-02 18:07
Danish niko
2018-11-02 18:08
danish niko > NIKOlai reedtz? i arent think so
2018-11-02 18:08
yes my friend danish niko best
2018-11-02 18:09
ok i agree
2018-11-02 18:12
#13
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Afghanistan eXplosiv3 
I guess I am the same type...
2018-11-02 18:01
ok Mr. Morocco
2018-11-02 18:04
#26
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Afghanistan eXplosiv3 
No problem Mr. USA.
2018-11-02 18:05
fnatic needs to fix their shit
2018-11-02 18:06
#35
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Afghanistan eXplosiv3 
I agree.
2018-11-02 18:06
k
2018-11-02 18:06
shit list
2018-11-02 18:02
nt BnTet
2018-11-02 18:02
#25
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Canada Awepro 
Type 1
2018-11-02 18:05
Canadians are nice, but ur type 2
2018-11-02 18:05
#63
Marved | 
Canada Awepro 
lol k but how would you know🤔
2018-11-02 18:30
abootmeister is ur steam name
2018-11-02 18:30
#70
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Canada Awepro 
lol wut
2018-11-02 18:46
type 2 ruski is like somebody from every mm game.
2018-11-02 18:05
lul
2018-11-02 18:06
Type 4 Euro: An actual good player and can speak English fluently
2018-11-02 18:09
NT bob g doesnt exist doesnt xizt
2018-11-02 18:10
Yeah if you have no life and playing video games and sitting at home all the time of course you won't talk English fluently
2018-11-02 18:10
thats why they dont exist, everyone in europe stays at home playing video games or SOCCER
2018-11-02 18:11
Not me
2018-11-02 18:13
nt tabsen
2018-11-02 18:13
#91
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Finland v3tu 
Football*
2018-11-03 02:47
#58
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Indonesia Alpha_Poland 
Yeah definitely not Germans. You lost to an eco once and I would bet my house that any german would scream. Doesn't matter in faceit, mm, or esea.
2018-11-02 18:19
Keep playing on low cs level and you will see germans like this
2018-11-02 18:24
your chosen name is school_is_gey its pretty obvious u are uneducated/silver at best even if you keep saying otherwise and how ur name is "just a funny joke"
2018-11-02 18:25
Ahh so you judge by the nickname on a troll forum, not smart that smart, I'm lvl 10 on faceit with 2800 elo and played this game for 6300 hours so I know what I'm talking about when I saw "low cs level"
2018-11-02 18:37
"not smart that smart" /close
2018-11-02 18:37
I see you have a lot of free time judging people by their typo
2018-11-02 18:41
I see you have a lot of free time responding and complimenting yourself on the internet
2018-11-02 18:42
#62
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Indonesia Alpha_Poland 
I don't play faceit EU so often cause I live in NA. Most of my EU games are MM global/supreme just because I wanna play with my mate in German and I have better ping in MM. The amount of toxicity from German tryhards are beyond imagination. Also why can't y'all shut the fuck up when someone's trying to clutch? Always with the backseat gaming. Seriously what's wrong with germans?
2018-11-02 18:28
#44
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Indonesia Alpha_Poland 
Type 4 American: A wanna be IGL that doesn't frag. Type 4 Brits: What is this shit server and shit ping. You Americans are braindeads. - Mr. FancyButtlicker has received a 2 hour cool down for failing to reconnect. Type 4 Euro: WHY ARE YOU RUSHING B. WHY AREN'T YOU RUSHING B. WHAT U DOINK. Type 4 Asian: ching ching chong. You want sam dumplings? Proceeds to activate word.exe.
2018-11-02 18:10
Type 4 american: Zeus Type 4 Brit: Smooya Type 4 Euro: s1mple Type 4 asian: forsaken
2018-11-02 18:10
you actually forgot to add typical hltv user type 1: lul type 2: EZ4ENCE type 3: fuck you!
2018-11-02 18:12
type 4: device > s1mple (lol braindead) type 5: nt *insert country person* type 6: lol na cs lol na cs lol na cs
2018-11-02 18:13
type 4 american: ROFL LMAO XDDDD
2018-11-02 18:14
bump
2018-11-02 18:14
#68
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CIS moruk 
Poland: Type 1: KURWA MAT JA PERDOLE Type 2: *speaks polish with his friend* Tipe 3: no mic
2018-11-02 18:41
#72
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Poland rafcio39 
No "no mic" Just toxic XD and shitty player XD
2018-11-02 18:47
#71
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Poland rafcio39 
Where is polak? XD
2018-11-02 18:47
#74
NiKo | 
Denmark happyDane 
No money for internet
2018-11-02 18:50
#76
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Poland rafcio39 
+1 <3
2018-11-02 19:12
#73
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Argentina [Darkaren] 
I'm none of the 3 southamerican types tbh. But you could add a type 4 that is just insulting everyone with an accent different to mine.
2018-11-02 18:49
#96
Lekr0 | 
Peru firey_ 
He should make an special type for chileans
2018-11-03 04:55
#106
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Argentina [Darkaren] 
I'm just a xenophobe tbf so I just find everyone that isn't from my province a cunt.
2018-11-03 20:03
Since there is only one type and they dont comm/rage in english Only Type Turkish: Senin ben ananı avradını sikerim ben orospu çocuğu, senin ben oynadığın oyunu sikeyim (F"ck your mother and wife, you son of a b'tch, f"ck your game you are playing)
2018-11-02 18:59
i dont speak to mm trashies
2018-11-03 01:35
#79
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Canada sunriser 
voice_enable 0
2018-11-03 02:00
nice one
2018-11-03 02:02
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2018-11-03 02:15
Why would you ever live there wtf
2018-11-03 02:18
I have family in there, and I travel a lot, so today you may find me in Germany and tomorrow I'll probably be in Korea
2018-11-03 06:24
#97
Lekr0 | 
Peru firey_ 
Are u serious?
2018-11-03 04:56
Not even joking, althought I admit European MM is more of a mess than SA or NA
2018-11-03 06:25
Can confirm the NA one is 100% correct. Only missing the guy that's like "shut up, I'm not even trying" when he's getting clearly rekt
2018-11-03 02:20
And somehow haven't met any mexican in mm yet
2018-11-03 02:34
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Rob4 | 
United States mook_ 
90% of south american players i played with dont have a mic and they always go like 9-26
2018-11-03 02:23
NA and SA don't play in the same servers lol. How did you even play with someone from there?
2018-11-03 02:35
#92
Rob4 | 
United States mook_ 
it happens pretty often i live on the east coast but half the time i get queued with west coast players and sometimes uk and sa players
2018-11-03 04:28
How tho? My country is literally on the border with south america and I've never gotten any... You must have very good ping
2018-11-03 04:29
#94
Rob4 | 
United States mook_ 
idk man xd
2018-11-03 04:31
argentinian = toxic brasil = just trolling (but very fun tbh)
2018-11-03 02:31
Type 1 Aussie here
2018-11-03 02:40
#95
ALEX | 
Sweden 444SEN 
brits is more like huge fucking egos think they are all gods, everytime they die enemy MUST be cheating, dont listen to any reason, probably qued with 2 other fuckbois and gang up on any non premades and spout random bullshit and have their fuckbois back em up to make them feel special and right russians are toxic usually, never listen, mic spam all time and rage to fuck swedes are usually very cocky i find i dont play with NA but usually when i see them they are actually really nice strangely enough, maybe thats because they are playing on eu server though so they humble up or some shit, but yeah portugese are mix bag, either they are super nice and helpful or full blown autismoids, its a gamble with these guys france typically cocky
2018-11-03 04:42
Indeed, NA players are mostly nice. The only outliers are kids, but they don't really count
2018-11-03 07:37
#102
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Netherlands @Deji 
Tell me how uk people can go into NA servers
2018-11-03 10:42
#104
ALEX | 
Sweden 444SEN 
if they que super early in the morning and dont change max dedicated ping, then its easy to get into us servers if no one else is playing locally
2018-11-03 16:00
#105
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Malaysia byaIi 
Type 2 Asian: Barely speaks english
2018-11-03 16:02
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