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wars your country lost
Slemmy | 
Iceland DJFelpie 
vietnam war lul our asshole president made us invade vietnam for no reason lol
2018-11-16 02:58
....none
2018-11-16 02:59
#2
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Russia KS_areztiab 
lost to emu xaxaxaxaxaxaxax
2018-11-16 03:00
heuaheuahuae, I remember this one
2018-11-19 10:10
To be fair, have you ever encountered a wild emu? They will rip your face off.
2018-11-21 09:09
Rice farmers put up a way better fight then you guys
2018-11-16 03:02
I cant tell if you actually think thats true or you just didnt even bother to look it up
2018-11-16 04:21
You lost a war against emus
2018-11-19 23:31
Btw good name
2018-11-18 08:08
even for HLTV you're retardo
2018-11-19 23:13
#11
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United States PsychoLogical 
EMUSSSSS
2018-11-16 03:05
#19
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Canada thelegend27 
emus
2018-11-16 03:10
You really forgot war against some bird population
2018-11-18 01:38
Why do you think I added the dots dumb dumb
2018-11-18 02:27
Because au brain needs time to think
2018-11-18 03:02
Laughed hard at this one! GJ
2018-11-20 00:33
#151
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Spain VIKTORAL 
dont worry emus are pretty tough birds
2018-11-19 22:09
humans with guns < flock of birds ..
2018-11-19 23:52
#284
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Turkey SLendeRuLeZ 
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gallipoli_Campaign Don't fool yourself, emus + turkey lmao Imagine losing to animals
2018-11-20 12:47
turks?
2018-11-20 21:01
Lmao
2018-11-21 01:19
#3
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Russia KS_areztiab 
never lost a war))
2018-11-16 03:00
EZ for ence ;)
2018-11-16 03:04
2018-11-16 03:13
Wikipedia has de correct answer for sure XDDDD cmon. Read a real book and learn something 100% real
2018-11-16 04:58
Russia lost some wars, I listed some of them, because there is a perception that Russia was and remains an invincible country. And I do not deny that Russia has won most of the wars, the reverse side simply exists and thats all. Livonian war led to economic ruin and loss of control over the sea for Ivan the Terrible. A "splendid little war" against Japan ended up defeat and causes a result of the Russian Revolution of 1905 and the formation of bolshevism sentiment in the country (that causes the end of monarchy in 1917). Maybe its you the one who should read real books?
2018-11-16 07:45
#46
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Romania xillem 
Crimean War
2018-11-18 01:38
cold war.
2018-11-19 23:07
idiot
2018-11-19 09:42
#125
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Japan Getp0x0st 
The fuck do you mean read a book? Are you acting like the Russo-Japanese war never happened?
2018-11-19 10:12
#134
cyx | 
Germany Shadyy89 
It's not in his books. It never happened!
2018-11-19 10:24
#150
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Japan Getp0x0st 
+1 and the Eisenhower death camps didn't happen either
2018-11-19 22:06
#234
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Sweden Zaser5 
+1
2018-11-20 08:53
+1
2018-11-20 19:47
+1 that was the most terrible war in russian history Russia didnt win a single battle for the first time in the history
2018-11-21 22:32
add Polish-Russian war on the 17th century
2018-11-19 16:23
#82
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Ukraine v1adyb0y 
dyadya uchi istoriyu
2018-11-18 21:17
dumb russian
2018-11-18 21:19
1853-1856 Crimean
2018-11-19 06:29
overly proud nationalist spotted Crimean War? Russo-Japanese War?
2018-11-21 09:28
what about Mongol invasion?
2018-11-21 22:33
and here is the whole list for u en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_wars_invol.. u are either uneducated kid or just baiting
2018-11-21 22:35
#382
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Finland istop1 
consider the war against finland lost dude
2018-11-21 22:40
#5
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Brazil DomPedroll 
none :) Paraguay War: won ww2: won
2018-11-16 03:01
#12
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Russia KS_areztiab 
brazil in ww2? i arent think that XAXAAXAXAXA
2018-11-16 03:05
#17
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Russia KS_areztiab 
25k men LUL xaxaxaxaxaxaxa
2018-11-16 03:09
#22
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Brazil DomPedroll 
It would be 100k
2018-11-16 03:12
#111
Zeus | 
Finland Olter 
100k army LUL
2018-11-19 09:36
Same for WW1, we were involved too, the thing with Brazil is, even poor and not having any resource for a decent army and weapon, the people still claimed for it, our courageous soldiers went for it, so proud of being brazilian, god bless our Pracinhas.
2018-11-19 10:13
#146
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Germany zeolikk 
Brazil got invaded by German submarines so they decided to not participate in the war afterwards. Stop being delusional
2018-11-19 16:41
#187
f0rest | 
Other leeo^^ 
We were forced to enter because USA threatened to invade our territory if we didn't give them access to a military base in Northeast. Then Germany skunked some BR ships because of that and we joined the war with the allies
2018-11-19 23:07
#195
f0rest | 
Other leeo^^ 
And there were rumours that if Germany invaded Brazil through the Southern area, the local population would support them because of the significant presence of German immigrants in that area, seeing that Vargas decided to join the war against Germany.
2018-11-19 23:20
#9
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Brazil xMoita 
2018-11-16 03:04
#15
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Brazil DomPedroll 
Brazil never lost a war so ez
2018-11-16 03:08
#147
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Germany zeolikk 
Declared war against axis and then left again, yea nt pussy
2018-11-19 16:43
#285
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Turkey SLendeRuLeZ 
Not a single war against a decent country lmao, the involvement on ww1 & ww2 of brazil is non-existent.
2018-11-20 12:50
#10
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Guatemala feerzein21 
The one against corruption and criminals :( F.
2018-11-16 03:04
#14
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Brazil DomPedroll 
f
2018-11-16 03:07
#99
kennyS | 
New Zealand INxNITY 
f
2018-11-19 06:20
F
2018-11-19 09:44
f
2018-11-19 23:00
#201
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Brazil BoaPaNois 
f
2018-11-19 23:51
#244
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Netherlands ThaUnrealIan 
F
2018-11-20 09:03
f
2018-11-21 06:08
#18
SGM | 
United States Bigbobby10 
All of them
2018-11-16 03:09
#20
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Russia KS_areztiab 
US in war xaxaxaxaxaxax lost to chingchongs xaxaxxaxaxax
2018-11-16 03:11
#23
SGM | 
United States Bigbobby10 
who havent we lost to, we even lost to ourselves
2018-11-16 03:12
#25
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Russia KS_areztiab 
shit happens xaxaxaxaxaxaxaxa
2018-11-16 03:13
#27
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United States PsychoLogical 
"we even lost to ourselves" those losers were traitors.
2018-11-16 03:23
The fact that Robert E Lee and Jefferson Davis weren’t executed for being traitors is o; of the many things America should be ashamed of
2018-11-18 08:06
#98
kennyS | 
New Zealand INxNITY 
I think living in America would be ashameful
2018-11-19 06:20
It is, every day it’s embarrassment after embarrassment
2018-11-19 08:07
You are allowed to move to nz sir
2018-11-19 17:55
Ty
2018-11-20 08:31
I’m honestly glad I live 3 hours from the US Canada border and my mother is a Canadian citizen so if shit goes down I can easily flee to a country ruled by someone who is sane
2018-11-20 08:40
#235
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Sweden Zaser5 
+1
2018-11-20 08:55
Trudeau is everything Trump isn’t: sane, decent, hot, genuine, non mentally ill
2018-11-20 08:56
#238
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Sweden Zaser5 
yea, a real Daddy so to say ;)
2018-11-20 08:56
#256
Sweden PPH 
lold
2018-11-20 09:09
I like self criticism and sincerity along with honesty Good man, good man
2018-11-16 03:58
#196
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Lithuania OnyxLT 
U lost to ching chong weebs
2018-11-19 23:28
Russo-japanese war
2018-11-21 11:57
Basically all since WW2
2018-11-18 08:12
#21
rr | 
Uruguay rrElPistolo 
We didn't lose a war, but we had a civil war that ended up in a "draw"
2018-11-16 03:11
#26
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Brazil DomPedroll 
how is the Uruguay today?
2018-11-16 03:22
#29
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Uruguay PashUY 
hahahh
2018-11-16 03:28
#30
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Brazil DomPedroll 
a shit, right?
2018-11-16 03:32
#43
rr | 
Uruguay rrElPistolo 
Still better than Brazil
2018-11-18 01:36
#48
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Brazil DomPedroll 
no
2018-11-18 02:14
#148
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Germany zeolikk 
Yes
2018-11-19 16:44
#204
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Brazil BoaPaNois 
Weed is legal, so Yes
2018-11-19 23:52
#247
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Netherlands ThaUnrealIan 
+1
2018-11-20 09:04
lmao
2018-11-20 11:32
Flag checks out
2018-11-20 11:46
#97
kennyS | 
New Zealand INxNITY 
I think any country is better than Brazil bro XD Got a new nickname for Brazil... Brazilsprouts
2018-11-19 06:19
#113
Zeus | 
Finland Olter 
+1 Brazil gdp per capita=china LUL
2018-11-19 09:37
#322
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Brazil leavemeout 
Keep sucking Australia's dick, kangaroo.
2018-11-21 01:21
Hahah did u take Geography?
2018-11-21 02:08
#328
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Brazil leavemeout 
don't you see that i'm mocking your shit irrelevant country, my low iq friend? by the way i literally mentioned that ur country sucks australia dick LOL dumb as fuck XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
2018-11-21 02:17
Haha did u know that ur country is the definition of irrelavant? If u didn't have us you wouldn't have beef or lamb or chicken. Or anything
2018-11-21 03:13
#331
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Brazil leavemeout 
hmmmm ok unfornately i don't care at all.
2018-11-21 05:56
#28
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Andorra Octopus1 
america didnt lose vietnam war you IDIOT it was a mutual cease
2018-11-16 03:26
#32
hns | 
African Union de_lite 
0/8
2018-11-16 03:55
He's wrong but it's not like the US got rekt.
2018-11-20 08:49
#316
hns | 
African Union de_lite 
0/8, when you take into account the actual relative military strength of both countries the US got absolutely rekt, saying the US didn't lose in Vietnam badly is like saying the soviets didn't lose the winter war badly.
2018-11-20 23:19
??? NVA lost a third of their men each time they attempted to invade the South. If you look at the casualties, the US had 58000 for the 540000 men in Vietnam, while the NVA lost about a 800,000 men with their force being around 2 million total...
2018-11-20 23:25
Stop pushing that "more causalities bullshit", just gonna copy paste my response: Dumbest logic ever. Are you also claiming that the Nazi won WW2 against the Soviets because the Soviets had more causalities? The Vietnam war was obviously fought in Vietnam, so it's expected that they had more causalities because it took place in their home territory. That's just how wars work. Also the goal of the war was to install a pro US capitalist government in Vietnam that has control over the whole country. But the exact opposite happened, so you 100% lost.
2018-11-21 22:21
The US also wasn't the major force in Vietnam, it was the Southern Vietnamese that was the majority. Soviets basically got laid out with way more casualties and they were the main force.
2018-11-20 23:26
It was a mural cease caused by America losing, we lost fair and square,so badly that my grandfather who was a US Marine in Vietnam can only praise the Viet Cong for being so tough and clever.
2018-11-18 08:14
We left Vietnam because citizens didnt want the war to continue. The US had no purpose in the war. If you look at the NVA operations and casualties you'd see that the US wasnt being beat necessarily. Yes the Viet Cong was fierce but they still lost a large part of the force each time they attacked.
2018-11-20 08:48
we LOST that shit guy.... literally we were losing troops and vietnam had different strategies out of this planet during that time
2018-11-18 21:15
Militarily the US was pretty successful it's just that the South Vietnam Generals were corrupt and lost the war after the US left. The US had 58000 casualties. North Vietnam had around 1 million.
2018-11-20 08:46
i mean we drew back, we were there only to eliminate communism but we kinda failed.
2018-11-20 15:49
I wouldn't blame the US entirely for that. The South was just weak
2018-11-20 22:58
YEA
2018-11-21 02:36
Dumbest logic ever. Are you also claiming that the Nazi won WW2 against the Soviets because the Soviets had more causalities? The Vietnam war was obviously fought in Vietnam, so it's expected that they had more causalities because it took place in their home territory. That's just how wars work. Also the goal of the war was to install a pro US capitalist government in Vietnam that has control over the whole country. But the exact opposite happened, so you 100% lost.
2018-11-21 22:20
I'm just saying people act like some rice farmers were amazing at warfare but they weren't
2018-11-22 04:53
#96
kennyS | 
New Zealand INxNITY 
America didnt win or lose. Vietnam didnt lose or win. So at this point its who ever had the most kills. XD
2018-11-19 06:18
#239
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Sweden Zaser5 
its called ot
2018-11-20 08:57
Exactly. So technically we won.
2018-11-20 11:11
Can i get more retarded?
2018-11-20 11:12
When I go to the store with my dad I bring my Nintendo 2ds (not 3ds because he didn’t buy me it he bought me the cheaper one) and I walk around with it! :) axaxaxaxaxa
2018-11-19 09:45
#240
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Sweden Zaser5 
f
2018-11-20 08:58
loss and suffer more
2018-11-19 23:52
They did lose
2018-11-20 09:16
#31
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United States Pinkcow88 
The people lost every war since the civil war , we’ve been fighting wars for the banks and people have been senselessly killed for them. If only we fought for Germany in ww1 that would’ve actually been the war to end all wars
2018-11-16 03:38
#241
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Sweden Zaser5 
true and the USA was on Germany's side at the start but then they switched sides.
2018-11-20 08:59
#301
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United States Pinkcow88 
Right then the Balfour declaration was signed and our media started pumping out constant anti German propaganda and then the lucitania was purposely sent into German territory after firing captains until one agreed to it after being told it would be shot down countless times.
2018-11-20 19:44
#302
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United States Pinkcow88 
But that’s all just a coincidence of course
2018-11-20 19:45
#306
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Sweden Zaser5 
yes
2018-11-20 19:57
#308
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United States Pinkcow88 
Too think otherwise would be anti Semitic
2018-11-20 20:02
#335
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Sweden Zaser5 
yes
2018-11-21 09:04
#342
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United States f00bar 
You speak truth my friend. 88
2018-11-21 09:21
Both world wars.. Still doing better than the winners
2018-11-16 03:59
facts
2018-11-19 22:13
+1
2018-11-19 23:01
#205
Happy | 
Poland Millka 
it perfectly desribes our world pathetic ;'(
2018-11-19 23:57
#242
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Sweden Zaser5 
+1
2018-11-20 08:59
#344
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United States f00bar 
Who were the real winners? :thinking:
2018-11-21 09:22
#354
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Brazil smile044 
Fact +1 Look to Japan... 2 nukes on the ass and still better than the winners xD
2018-11-21 11:33
#36
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Indonesia nicojaewpunk 
Always win
2018-11-16 04:29
LUL
2018-11-18 21:14
1939?
2018-11-20 11:49
#361
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Indonesia nicojaewpunk 
Dude wtf, my country start at 1945 when japan decide surrender and droping us lol. At 1939 still slaved by netherland lmao
2018-11-21 17:46
None that mattered.
2018-11-16 04:42
american revolution
2018-11-18 21:14
Exactly
2018-11-18 21:16
that mattered. literally. having a big colony in the americas would've cemented u guys as the most powerful country.
2018-11-18 21:17
Most powerful when? Britain was the most powerful by miles. It wasn't worth it for Britain and it led to the British empire.
2018-11-18 21:35
still lost to america when it had no troops 2 small indian villages and a quarter of france
2018-11-18 21:39
USA, France and Spain vs Britain. Britain didn't give enough of a fuck to send more ships.
2018-11-18 22:15
American revolutionary war is kind of irrelevant and very overrated because it fits the whole "land of the free" propaganda in the modern US. E.g. Canada and Australia never fought a war still gained independence, same with India. Realistically the UK would have never be able to hold on the US anyway. Basically the war was just faster but with more people dying. I doubt history would have been very different without it.
2018-11-21 22:31
#130
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Japan Getp0x0st 
2018-11-19 10:18
You do realise they're battles, not wars. We won the war.
2018-11-19 14:40
#152
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Japan Getp0x0st 
You won because of the US You lost other wars too. Those battles are more important than many wars you've fought
2018-11-19 22:09
Yeah, it totally wasn't the Soviets. Weeb fake flagger or maybe legit and that radiation got to your head.
2018-11-19 22:47
#212
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Japan Getp0x0st 
the soviets had no involvement in the pacific war until the invasion of manchuko you retard
2018-11-20 03:29
Are you really that pedantic? World War 2, the whole war. Yeah, let's call Pearl Harbour a war whilst we're at it too. Americans joined late and take credit as usual. Soviets did most of the work on the eastern front.
2018-11-20 03:34
#214
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Japan Getp0x0st 
The pacific war was separate to WW2, is the Syrian war and Afghan war the same too in your mind? The Brits did jack shit in the Pacific theatre, for every 2 surrenders you had 1 death, for every 1 surrender we had 120 deaths Your army was fucking pathetic and got kicked out of all your colonies, you even lost Burma post war to a bunch of independence fighters armed with left over weaponry 0x0.st/sUgJ.png
2018-11-20 03:40
No, it really wasn't separate. UK only sent 400,000 because believe it or not, we were kind of pre-occupied with the Western front and the Germans bombing our cities. Stop pretending you're a Jap on HLTV, give up the anime and leave your basement and join the real world.
2018-11-20 03:45
#216
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Japan Getp0x0st 
It was separate, what connection do the pacific war and the second great European war have in common?
2018-11-20 03:46
'The Pacific War, sometimes called the Asia–Pacific War,[35] was the theater of World War II that was fought in the Pacific and Asia.' 'Pacific War - Part of World War II' Source: Wikipedia. nt weeb
2018-11-20 03:48
#218
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Japan Getp0x0st 
Imagine using wikipedia as a source. The pacific war started with the invasion of Manchuria in 1932, some even say it started during the Korean annexation. Pacific war includes the Sino-Japanese war as that's what lead to the attack on Pearl Harbour.
2018-11-20 04:01
Guess you're right and wiki is wrong lol.
2018-11-20 04:02
#222
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Japan Getp0x0st 
wikipedia gets lots of things wrong buddy, it calls fascism and nazism far right for example explain how the sino-japanese war and the pacific war were ww2
2018-11-20 05:09
#243
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Sweden Zaser5 
The had almost fought in the same time but other than the US and Soviet was part of both they don't have any connections.
2018-11-20 09:03
#250
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Japan Getp0x0st 
Exactly my point Unless the Afghan and Iraq war are the same war according to him
2018-11-20 09:05
#251
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Sweden Zaser5 
or the take all conflicts in the middle east as the same war due to the US being part of them all...
2018-11-20 09:05
#153
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Japan Getp0x0st 
Burmese independence was a war btw it kept fighting after the Japanese surrender
2018-11-19 22:09
#38
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Finland G0Dteukkab 
none
2018-11-16 04:54
#39
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India L1nu5 
1. 1857 2. vs China, 1962 3. Used to lose against street shitters, now the tables have turned as the govt is taking care of those assholes forcing them to shit inside toilets.
2018-11-16 04:55
We've never lost a war ... then again we haven't really fought as many relevant conflicts
2018-11-16 04:57
Depends from what perspective you're looking These conflicts were important for our country
2018-11-19 10:16
#355
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Brazil smile044 
Like HLTVolt said, these conflicts were important for our country and it has a great historical learning for us. As in the Canudos war, in which a religious group overthrew our army three times before being massacred by them. Or in the Paraguaian War in which our imperial navy gave class of naval battle in the Prata River... so much history :D
2018-11-21 11:51
well uhm eh
2018-11-18 01:37
nt
2018-11-18 02:27
Lmao
2018-11-19 09:35
#245
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Sweden Zaser5 
nt
2018-11-20 09:03
#249
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Netherlands ThaUnrealIan 
nt
2018-11-20 09:05
None.
2018-11-18 01:40
#51
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United Kingdom _P2K 
1776 comes to mind but we've won too many to outweigh the few losses
2018-11-18 02:36
Then again you only lost 1776 due to the French.
2018-11-18 08:08
The comment doesn't sound American, must be fake flagging
2018-11-20 04:32
Nope, born, raised, and live in Seattle but my father is British
2018-11-20 08:24
I just have no respect for Washington or Jefferson. Jefferson preaching all men are created equal then being a slave owner, and Washington was a slave owner who could only start doing well once he got back up from the French and got his men drilled by a Prussian.
2018-11-20 08:26
Fair enough, I was being sarcastic btw
2018-11-20 11:18
If you can choose who will drill your bois you might aswell get a prussian
2018-11-20 16:08
Hes kinda wack Too much of an apologist tbh
2018-11-20 08:51
#52
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Brazil FunnyDank 
none
2018-11-18 02:48
#58
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Brazil choseN^ 
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL FIRST AND SECOND WORLD WAR
2018-11-18 03:00
#59
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Brazil FunnyDank 
lies
2018-11-18 03:00
you saying it like those were the only OMEGALUL
2018-11-19 10:13
#135
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Brazil choseN^ 
Im just giving examples
2018-11-19 10:41
#356
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Brazil smile044 
first and second ww but still better than the winners btw
2018-11-21 11:54
none
2018-11-18 02:49
LUL, what about the Hundred Days war, suck it Napoleon.
2018-11-18 08:15
u guys got fnsed by russia landssss
2018-11-18 21:14
Most brilliant war country but still ww2.
2018-11-19 09:36
-france -winning war pick one
2018-11-19 22:47
#191
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Germany Baitland 
1870
2018-11-19 23:10
Smh so many fell for the bait
2018-11-19 23:48
#248
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Sweden Zaser5 
+1
2018-11-20 09:04
#54
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Australia Hythrex 
emu war LOL
2018-11-18 02:50
hows the situation at yours right now anyway? i mean are they still stylin on yall?
2018-11-18 02:59
#61
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Australia Hythrex 
caught one in my backyard fucking with my pet kangaroo, had to complain to the government about it. theres about to be a kangaroo-emu-human war my finnish friend, mark my words
2018-11-18 07:25
#95
kennyS | 
New Zealand INxNITY 
Can i come fight? for the Emus?
2018-11-19 06:16
#315
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Australia Hythrex 
Flag checks out, n1 mr turkistan
2018-11-20 23:09
#55
GuardiaN | 
Iran NGOD 
iran-iraq war iran won the war but with really bad consequences
2018-11-18 02:54
atleast it was chemical weapon not nuclear weapon
2018-11-18 07:45
#84
pheini | 
Finland Dauni 
yeah, nuke ur neighbour country xd 8/8 idea
2018-11-18 21:27
#352
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Turkey nt_forsaken 
looooooooool
2018-11-21 11:18
heeey guys ill just give you a hint: all of them he heeeeyyyy
2018-11-18 02:58
Immigration war
2018-11-18 07:32
#159
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Denmark ecovice 
true af
2018-11-19 22:36
1511 portugese-malacca war :(( lost by traitors. Then lost a few more wars with the Dutch and Britain. Well actually Britain was pretty sly and we didn't have that much war with them just occasional uprisings. Just lied to through agreements and get land stolen from us.
2018-11-18 07:51
If you mean Turkey(Republic), it's none. But if Ottoman Empire counts: WW1 Balkan War 1 and lots of battles that we lost to Russia and Austria
2018-11-18 08:15
won:nearly every war between 1400-1700 lost:nearly every war after 1700
2018-11-20 11:39
#287
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Turkey SLendeRuLeZ 
That's the Ottoman Empire tho, the republic has no Loss; en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_wars_invol.. edit. Cyprus crisis was solved after 10 years with a blitzkrieg operation against the island, check the victory below.
2018-11-20 12:54
its about ottomans bromk calm
2018-11-21 20:02
finska kriget where we lost to Russia, Denmark and France with brexit support
2018-11-18 08:29
Nevet thought france would war against sweden
2018-11-19 09:36
#261
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Sweden Zaser5 
nt fake flagger
2018-11-20 09:13
Galipoli if you count it, the English just used as TACO from liquid and they were coldzera, they just put us on a beach and we got mowed down by the kebabs.
2018-11-18 08:30
when i learned about that in global studies galipoli incident hit me hard af
2018-11-18 21:13
ye :(
2018-11-19 05:56
#94
kennyS | 
New Zealand INxNITY 
We lost i meant. I thought we won
2018-11-19 06:14
#91
kennyS | 
New Zealand INxNITY 
We won that you know.
2018-11-19 06:08
#92
kennyS | 
New Zealand INxNITY 
At first we were getting fucked but we did get up to the top the hill.
2018-11-19 06:08
#93
kennyS | 
New Zealand INxNITY 
we lost, but the turks had more casualties than the Anzacs did. So we won that part.
2018-11-19 06:14
sad
2018-11-20 11:37
Yep bit our countries are friends now! You don't need a visa for New Zealand and I don't need a visa for Turkey!
2018-11-20 11:40
Thanks bud! bonus:thats like ads lol
2018-11-21 20:04
#86
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Finland siloquez 
Just watched that Netflix doc about Vietnam war... What a bunch of bullshit it was. Presidents doing political shit (leeching votes etc.) instead of thinking logically. And what the fuck is wrong with America and their fear of communism? It's absurd.
2018-11-18 21:37
is it good doc? should I watch it if you are interested in that kind of shit?
2018-11-19 16:30
#144
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Finland siloquez 
Yeah it was nice. ~1:50h per episode so there is plenty to watch. Explained much of the origins of the war and so on. Little bit of America Fuck Yeah attitude in it which was bit annoying but overall it was very good doc.
2018-11-19 16:34
because communism is bad
2018-11-19 22:45
#259
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Sweden Zaser5 
nt
2018-11-20 09:12
#294
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Finland siloquez 
Could you please elaborate? I am actually curious, wanting to know why America hate communism that bad? I just think it is something your govt used to exploit to have people die in useless wars..
2018-11-20 13:45
#388
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Germany PhoenixD!!! 
2018-11-22 20:51
#88
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Philippines legbreaker 
Lost: Spanish-American War (literally about to beat Spain until US raped us) WW2-lost/won, got occupied by Japan, US saved us Won: Ferdinand Magellan Muslim War (Fuck Indonesia) Germany has too many wars so I only listed phillippines
2018-11-18 21:43
What did indonesia do? I'm pretty sure Sultan Kudarat got helped from Brunei and Sulawesi Sultanate when he beat Spain.
2018-11-19 09:39
#208
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Philippines legbreaker 
It’s been proven that Indonesia brought Islam and their influences during the reign of the Spanish in Mindinao. It wasn’t a bad thing 2 centuries ago, but look now where that influence brought the Phillippines in to....
2018-11-20 00:26
It was before Spanish came to Phillipines. Ferdinand was defeated by a Muslim, not a pagan Philipino. Lapu-lapu was a Muslim..
2018-11-20 09:38
#131
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Japan Getp0x0st 
>US saved us lol
2018-11-19 10:19
#100
yay | 
United States threeiiis 
Never lost a war 11-0 EZ
2018-11-19 06:24
The United States has only lost two wars since its creation in 1776. The first one was the War of 1812. The United States declared war on the United Kingdom for a variety of reasons including possibly the loss of national pride caused Chesapeake-Leopard Affair and launched three attacks on British North America (Today’s Canada). The British considered this an expansionary move to annex Canada. All three were repelled by the British Army, local militias and First Nations support. It resulted in the White House and the Capitol building being burnt by British forces. It wasn’t that much of a loss for anyone really (more like a stalemate), because the U.S. did achieve many objectives but this is probably the closest to home it has got for the United States so it is worth mentioning. The second war that the Untied States lost was the Vietnam War against the NVA and Viet Cong to prevent South Vietnam from going communist under the control of the North Vietnamese government which was backed by the USSR and the PRC. It was one of the most drawn out wars in modern history and resulted in the unification of Vietnam under a communist government. Since the war was becoming increasingly unpopular at home, Nixon eventually pulled back all U.S. forces in 1973 and Saigon fell to the Communists in 1975. Communist governments also took power in Laos and Cambodia. The biggest disadvantage America had was that the press in the United States was free to report about the horrors of the war, but in North Vietnam it was all censored. While America probably could have kept fighting, the war lost political backing and therefore ended. 0/8, did not even do research.
2018-11-19 09:42
#137
yay | 
United States threeiiis 
Didnt lose the war of 1812 and the vietnam conflict was not a war, the last time we declared war was back in like 1942, and it was on bulgaria or some shit like that. Typical AU brain loooool.
2018-11-19 16:13
"Typical AU brain" New Zealand, typical. Na brain xaxaxa. The English burnt down your government building and the capitol. I would call that an English win.
2018-11-19 22:32
#160
yay | 
United States threeiiis 
The treaty of ghent saw that no country gained anything at the end of the war. You could argue we didn't win, but we sure as hell didn't lose. Also your flags are virtually the same, next time, try making your own flag instead of copying the first one you see 3rd-worldo
2018-11-19 22:42
We are first world and if we were not then tell me why all you yanks fucking immigrate here. And also England did not gain anything from burning down the capitol and the white House but it probably would have deeply impacted the country. Next time do not be a lazy cunt and click on my profile so you can actually see what flag it is.
2018-11-19 22:45
#170
yay | 
United States threeiiis 
Sorry m8 (i think thats what you AU boys say), one of the luxuries of the first world is, i get to be lazy. I don't have to spend all my time shaping bricks out of mud, or w/e you guys do down there.
2018-11-19 22:48
Sorry m8 down here I don't have to worry about debt in University and my school being shot up considering we actually have a respectable education system. Oh and tell me why we have a better Gdp per capita.
2018-11-19 22:50
#173
yay | 
United States threeiiis 
i don't have to worry about debt either lol. Also don't have to worry about my school being shot up. You don't have a better gdp per capita. Looool so dumb.
2018-11-19 22:53
You're a fucking idiot if you think you won the Vietnam war though.
2018-11-20 09:15
#300
yay | 
United States threeiiis 
wasn't a war m8
2018-11-20 16:37
Idk a lot of the campaigns ended in the British losing a lot of men. Plus, you wouldn't say that the Russians lost ww2 even though they got rekt by the germans for a whole year. What matters in the end is the result. The US lost no land and the British ended the war with a horrible battle
2018-11-20 08:56
British only attacked you for your promotion of slavery. It was a horrible battle but gosh did you deserve it.
2018-11-20 09:12
You lost your capitol and the White House.
2018-11-20 09:14
Which was rebuilt and the British got 0 land and lost a bunch of soldiers for no reason
2018-11-20 22:58
#102
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Philippines zhixz 
i do not know
2018-11-19 06:30
huh
2018-11-19 06:33
#104
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North America snaxxieJESUS 
Vietnam doesn't count we were saving strats for the major
2018-11-19 06:37
LOL
2018-11-19 09:42
#122
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Romania Ganlock 
Even if you saved strats for Major you barely win one so it wasn't the best exchange so you lost a war
2018-11-19 10:05
#105
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United States f00bar 
Civil War
2018-11-19 06:44
are you stupid
2018-11-21 22:43
none
2018-11-19 07:54
#123
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Romania Ganlock 
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_wars_invol.. scroll a bit till you see a list of wars
2018-11-19 10:06
#288
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Turkey SLendeRuLeZ 
Ignorant and being Polish Don't name a more iconic duo cause its impossible
2018-11-20 13:01
why u have to be mad? no1 care about wars that means nothing, and that wars which means nothing for our country
2018-11-21 08:45
#107
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Finland Lounatus 
0 deaths
2018-11-19 07:56
both world wars and war of relevancy too
2018-11-19 09:39
flag
2018-11-19 09:46
well, you know xD the last one starts with "C" and ends up with "rimea"
2018-11-19 10:16
#258
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Sweden Zaser5 
+1
2018-11-20 09:10
#132
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Ukraine kek1 
Against bolshevikov
2018-11-19 10:24
#133
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Austria Laolon 
1. and 2. ww
2018-11-19 10:24
European countries counting their endless war list
2018-11-19 16:16
#289
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Turkey SLendeRuLeZ 
It's not a loss If you surrender :logic:
2018-11-20 13:01
I donnu....
2018-11-19 16:18
none
2018-11-19 16:20
#257
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Sweden Zaser5 
China number one don't @ me
2018-11-20 09:10
well....
2018-11-19 16:23
Both WW..
2018-11-19 16:37
#154
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Denmark LauritsKH 
Just about every war we ever fought
2018-11-19 22:12
#255
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Sweden Zaser5 
probably, but in the good old days we fought against each other almost every year with different winners every time
2018-11-20 09:09
#310
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Denmark LauritsKH 
Yeah, but when you took Norway the game was over. The war of 1864 didn't help us either
2018-11-20 22:08
#336
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Sweden Zaser5 
Yea but you had control over southern Sweden for a good amount of time
2018-11-21 09:05
#363
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Denmark MeToxi 
Basically our downfall began with the Napoleonic wars which we were reluctantly forced into by Great Britain when they basically sank half out fleet since the other half was on land for the winter. FYI: The British almost lost even though half our fleet was on land
2018-11-21 19:52
#358
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Brazil smile044 
Vikings <3
2018-11-21 12:10
#156
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Spain VIKTORAL 
since XVII century too many... more than any other country i think imgur.com/a/evsL3xV
2018-11-19 22:14
#290
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Turkey SLendeRuLeZ 
Ladies and gentleman, we have a winner
2018-11-20 13:02
#339
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Spain emCee_ 
Don't u know that the majority of those cases of independence is not a war?
2018-11-21 09:18
#157
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Russia sneakyboy 
i would say we live like we lost every
2018-11-19 22:19
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA +1111111111111111111
2018-11-19 22:43
F
2018-11-21 09:33
#162
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CIS k3nn 
44
2018-11-19 22:43
#163
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Denmark ecovice 
We never lose -Yours sincerely, Ecolai "ecovice" Reedtz
2018-11-19 22:45
#171
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United Kingdom alcaz4r 
schleswig wars
2018-11-19 22:49
#311
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Denmark LauritsKH 
won first one. second (and last) one : Prussia joins Austria joins Not even the british could win that
2018-11-20 22:12
#312
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United Kingdom alcaz4r 
yeah we could wed just starve u all
2018-11-20 22:47
#254
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Sweden Zaser5 
lol nt
2018-11-20 09:08
A war in Russia againt Russians during winter wasn't a great idea ...
2018-11-19 22:48
french btw
2018-11-19 22:56
#291
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Turkey SLendeRuLeZ 
Surrenders don't count as loss btw
2018-11-20 13:02
The American War for Independance. That's literally it. And they cheated by getting the French involved.
2018-11-19 22:48
Sorry, maybe we shouldn't have come
2018-11-19 22:53
What?
2018-11-19 22:54
Bangladeshi frenchman?
2018-11-19 22:54
yes fakeflagging is real
2018-11-19 22:55
lol get rekt. Americans didnt want your tea drinking inbred ass ruling them.
2018-11-19 23:08
Stfu SA cunt, British imperial rule fucked you too
2018-11-19 23:10
How?
2018-11-19 23:19
he doesnt know, but u rekted him my brother
2018-11-19 23:33
#211
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Europe xdavidlm 
France and Spain helped the US
2018-11-20 00:41
#178
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France JBzu 
Does a white flag count as a loss?
2018-11-19 22:55
#180
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Turkey xerbuf 
None :)
2018-11-19 22:59
#292
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Turkey SLendeRuLeZ 
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_wars_invol.. The only war we lost was a political one and we won 10 years later after Turkish military intervention.
2018-11-20 13:03
1683 bro :)
2018-11-19 23:59
#293
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Turkey SLendeRuLeZ 
Ottoman Empire =/= Turkish Republic
2018-11-20 13:03
Malvinas war against UK :(
2018-11-19 23:01
Aye we fucked u up soz
2018-11-19 23:04
we tried our best (:(
2018-11-19 23:05
#367
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Argentina YH!one 
We destroyed you in 1806, 1807 and in the Vuelta de Obligado, stfu dirty pirate.
2018-11-21 22:01
#192
f0rest | 
Other leeo^^ 
Only internal conflicts, one of them make us lost what today is Uruguay. We almost lost RS state as well. In the 30s Sao Paulo tried to get independece from brownzil but we got back stabbed by gauchos. Some believe the entire southern area could've been lost to Germany in WW2 because of the German influence in that area.
2018-11-19 23:16
#198
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Chile StfanoLELE 
Until now Chile is invict (ez) We've won every single war, even on the times of the colony, the Spaniards couldn't deal with the Mapuches
2018-11-19 23:33
#207
k0nfig | 
Germany Trax_ 
LMAO too many But War against Drugs is lost by every country.
2018-11-20 00:01
#229
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Portugal nakbarone 
We have never lost any wars whatsoever, not even against drugs.
2018-11-20 08:46
#283
k0nfig | 
Germany Trax_ 
true partly you tried it first and then gave up. not a true loss, sometimes you gotta step back to run forwards
2018-11-20 12:43
#366
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Portugal nakbarone 
nytimes.com/2017/09/22/opinion/sunday/po.. We didn't give up, we just chose methods that are actually efficient. edit: "The lesson that Portugal offers the world is that while we can’t eradicate heroin, it’s possible to save the lives of drug users — if we’re willing to treat them not as criminals but as sick, suffering human beings who need helping hands, not handcuffs."
2018-11-21 22:01
#370
k0nfig | 
Germany Trax_ 
yeah, you won the fight by giving up and outplay the enemy. Which is what every country should do. I highly appreciate that your country had the balls (unlike germany for example) to take this step. It's the best solution. Edit: *outplaying
2018-11-21 22:24
#210
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North America VassWood 
A Couple
2018-11-20 00:35
#253
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Sweden Zaser5 
nt
2018-11-20 09:06
#220
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Brazil D0natt1 
none, almost erase paraguay existence (chemical war). Forces of Brazil and Argentina threw dead bodies contaminated with cholera in rivers to contaminate paraguay soldiers. Bizarre.
2018-11-20 04:18
never lost
2018-11-20 08:28
Last one I remember was against rome
2018-11-20 08:42
#246
apEX | 
France LaBaNaN 
Surrender can be considered as loss?
2018-11-20 09:03
XD
2018-11-20 16:11
XD
2018-11-20 16:11
long list for you Frenchies in that case xD
2018-11-21 09:34
#360
apEX | 
France LaBaNaN 
In fact, not really :D when you start to study about french battles, you see that stereotypes are so fuckin wrong xD
2018-11-21 17:27
#252
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Sweden Zaser5 
none
2018-11-20 09:06
*Sigh*
2018-11-20 09:49
Yea no reason
2018-11-20 11:20
lost the war on terror
2018-11-20 11:23
War? We don't do this here ^^
2018-11-20 11:31
#277
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Sweden Zaser5 
+1
2018-11-20 11:40
#305
 | 
United States BLNDSPT 
nt medkit
2018-11-20 19:50
ehhhh....flag checks out smh.... ;^)
2018-11-20 11:42
#321
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Brazil vinnyzeraNTC 
FeelsBadMan
2018-11-21 01:21
None. We won first Balkan war second Balkan War WW1 WW2. Only thing that forginers think we lost is ,,war for kosovo,, which was essenitally Serbia vs NATO and we dont count that as a win or as a loss
2018-11-20 11:45
hmm...all of them?
2018-11-20 11:51
We won WW1 and switched sides in WW2 But lost the war with gypsies
2018-11-21 22:37
russian citizens lost war vs putin f*ck putin
2018-11-20 13:55
#304
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United States BLNDSPT 
>vietnam lul nt fakeflagger
2018-11-20 19:50
#307
 | 
Israel unsolid 
none
2018-11-20 19:57
#320
 | 
Brazil vinnyzeraNTC 
None
2018-11-21 01:20
#324
 | 
Poland MokSu 
Poland never lost a war, you have no proves
2018-11-21 01:25
:D
2018-11-21 17:50
#377
kennyS | 
Poland kamuk 
more like: poland lost every war they took part in
2018-11-21 22:34
War against Murica
2018-11-21 01:34
Vietnam was never called a war it was a police action.
2018-11-21 02:10
#333
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Denmark Xipingu 
None. Especially not to Germany. OMEGALUL
2018-11-21 06:21
Livonian war And post to commonwealth
2018-11-21 09:17
#340
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Spain emCee_ 
Many, but I would like to outline the Civil war
2018-11-21 09:19
noone
2018-11-21 09:20
Lost some civil wars ofcourse
2018-11-21 09:21
Null
2018-11-21 09:46
Well I am from Germany sooooooooo....
2018-11-21 10:58
#351
pronax | 
Russia ShadTH 
well russian federation never lost a war but ussr, empire etc lost a lot
2018-11-21 11:12
#359
 | 
Brazil smile044 
Mother Russia for the Win!! Especially in winter.
2018-11-21 12:19
#353
 | 
Turkey nt_forsaken 
None 😎
2018-11-21 11:22
Every single one xD
2018-11-21 22:28
none
2018-11-21 22:31
#375
kennyS | 
Poland kamuk 
every single one
2018-11-21 22:33
you want a list?
2018-11-21 22:35
#380
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Argentina Chikara 
1. malvinas islands war (fockland islands for british)
2018-11-21 22:37
#383
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Albania GOVEGAN! 
Serbia (more than 700 years ago) Ottomans (more than 500 years ago) not loosing a single war war in the last 500 years, ez
2018-11-21 22:40
where do i start
2018-11-21 22:42
ur own country lul
2018-11-27 23:18
WW2
2018-11-21 22:46
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