I will rate it out of 10 😎😎😎
I wope up
Looked at the clock
I sometimes close my eyes when I'm driving 👻👻
Good evening HLTV, this is your boy k1toDidNothingWrong, and about like 30 to 45 minutes ago, I beat the fuck out of my dick so goddamn hard that I can't even feel my left leg, my left leg has went totally numb. And, my dick has also went totally numb to the point where it feels fucking weird when I go and take a piss.
>was dating a crush
>asked her out first saturday
>she apologized and told me she had other plans
>phone of my project partner rings
>she (yes i said she) says 'yeah, this saturday, let's do it'
>she says 'kisses CLARICE' (name of my crush by the time)
>my project (university thing) partner becomes girlfriends with the girl i liked
Yesterday my mom said go to sleep at 9pm and I went to sleep at 9:01 pm :))))
In te airport I was waiting a cab when a bus stopped just near me. The last people to enter, an old lady said to the driver she didn't had any money on her to pay a ticket.
The driver said to her to go out, so I entered the bus, brought a ticket, gave it to the old woman and left without a word.
I was eating a candy once, and my friend told me to not throw the wrapper on the ground but i did it anyway.
i was in the bus then this very hot girls shoulder brushed against mine😎😎😎 alpha dog in the town yeehaw
check my flag and you will know i got ak-47
I think earth is a prison, controled by a race of reptilians.