You cant wank when its No Nut November dude
I usually play clash royale
WhatsApp or HLTV most of the time
talk with friends on ts ^^
I stare at the queue and wait for the signal to click "ready". 1 second later I get mad at the people who still haven't clicked it.
Look around and move awkwardly
How long do you even queue for btw?
I'm prime LE and usually queue during after school hours and it takes like 8-12 mins to find a match usually with a blatant hacker.
I cuddle with my waifu pillow
Homicide documentary or some casual indie game
>type map aim_botz
>kill bots till you get a game (the "accept" button will pop up on your screen with the new UI even in game)
It usually takes from 30 seconds to 3 minutes, I prepare my set of songs before going on.
ps2 emulator games mostly
talk shit in lobby chat to highly intimidate my opponents as I'm an alpha male
Look at the screen thinking and crying about the ruski teammates i will get
go make food and miss accept
Alt tab away and chat in twitch streams, or browse the web
Final Fantasy Dissidia Opera Omnia, browse, watch TV, youtube, or eat snacks
play tetris on your 2001 nokia
Just thinking "why the fuck did I launch a game?"
Snapchat, reddit, hltv facetime
If 5 man, shit talk in discord (i know its shit but friends are normies)
if 2-3 man, play aim_botz.... if faceit, play retake (mostly pistol only)
if solo... browse mobile or do nothing... very rarely do some pull ups, get water, stretch idk lul
stretch arms and hands, play guitar, get something to drink..
Spam the chat or get the info panel come from the right and let it go back there
talk in discord, music and play retake
How can people queue cs competitive and do aim_botz at the same time?!??!
get behind a girl with a nice ass and push up on her
Checking out asses
And imagining if forsken will be unbanned or not
Nt forsaken expected
Visit the bathroom, go get a drink, go get a snack, browse phone, listen to music. When the button comes up, I click, exit the game and relaunch it. Then go smoke a cigarette and come back to laugh at the frustrated people who waited a 5 min warmup :D
whip out peepee
touch the person in front of you with it
I play mm so just browse the phone for 2-3 mins
t bad csgo maps dont load quick enough for an overwatch esque free for all.
Wait, what if when u started a que u could enable an option in setting where it woul drop you in a DM or something until the match started. Heres the idea though, it would put you in a map/lobby with people in a similar location/ping/rank/elo/prime or nonprime/ trustfactor and then the system could have an easier way making matches? idk just an idea. prob lame and useless but an idea
scrolling 9gag on the phone
practising selected map smokes
Shift + tab open browser type in Hltv.org
listen to some beautiful icelandic music