it would be kids champagne
if vp was weed it would be morocan hash
XD quality theard, hmm, so mouz=fruirt 20% shit xD
it would be decaf coffe with milk
If VP was your mom then I would be your dad
You underestimate the power of marketing, VP is still making probably same amount of money like Astralias and liquid just from merch. this is the only reason why they keep ppl like pasha for commercials and PR. same with nip they are like Gucci and supreme overrated brands, but kids still buy their product because hype. VP is still old woody special malt whisky for 200€ in this case.
so Astralis would be straight absinthe then right?
If vp was food it would be hot dog from ikea
It would be water with water