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Best feeling?
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Greenland Jardeet 
What is the best feeling ever? I don't have work tomorrow so I can sleep in instead of waking up 6am That's the best for me
2019-01-10 08:51
When you sneeze
2019-01-10 08:52
#2
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Greenland Jardeet 
Ye that's good too
2019-01-10 08:52
#18
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Denmark CaraX_ 
Are you actually from Greenland? Then you're the first Greenlander I've seen on here. Also your country doesn't exist.
2019-01-10 09:09
#21
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Greenland Jardeet 
No I'm from India living in the UK but I can't have Indian flag because everyone just says stuff about street shitting
2019-01-10 09:17
#23
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Denmark CaraX_ 
True
2019-01-10 09:18
#43
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Romania hiei59 
Well, now we know....
2019-01-10 10:20
#44
Xyp9x | 
Denmark Almoe 
+1
2019-01-10 10:21
#100
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Morocco beeg 
Greenland is a Danish land.
2019-01-10 14:36
#3
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Finland FreeCumhur2004 
waking up at 6am, then realize u can keep sleeping best feeling ever 😎
2019-01-10 08:53
#6
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Greenland Jardeet 
Haha yeah on my days off sometimes I wake up around the time my alarm would be going off and I think hahahjaha nt alarm clock 0/8 and then go back to sleep
2019-01-10 08:55
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
2019-01-10 17:27
Lmao
2019-01-10 19:17
#50
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Turkey Ez_4_Godstyle 
Cumhur i love u so much <3
2019-01-10 10:51
i love you too 😍🤣
2019-01-10 11:07
free who?
2019-01-10 19:00
CumhurGODtop1
2019-01-10 19:14
#4
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Greenland Jardeet 
Other good feelings: finally getting to pee when you are desperate for the toilet Finally having a drink of water when you feel dehydrated!!
2019-01-10 08:54
Well, I´ve heard, that women even can get an orgasm, by holding back as long as possible and then pee.
2019-01-10 21:19
#153
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Greenland Jardeet 
bs
2019-01-10 22:46
When you go to sleep having to wake up early and you wake up and feel like your alarm is due to go off any minute, you feel refreshed and so comfy and feel like it's going to be a positive start to your day, then you look @ your phone and see it's only 2am knowing you have 3-4 hours more sleep, nothing can compete with this
2019-01-10 08:54
Also waking up after going the gym the day before and feeling all achy but nice because you know you had a good work out
2019-01-10 08:55
#9
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Greenland Jardeet 
I don't go to the gym
2019-01-10 09:00
you should start my brother
2019-01-10 09:04
#15
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Greenland Jardeet 
I think I'm probably too lazy but you're right I should
2019-01-10 09:07
I promise you bro nothing feels better
2019-01-10 09:07
LOL I love those painy waking ups
2019-01-10 13:30
#8
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Greenland Jardeet 
Yeah I love it too, some people always say to me like "ffs I woke up in the middle of the night" and I'm like ye that's a good thing u can go back to sleep!!
2019-01-10 08:57
15-14 1v5 ninja defuse and win the game
2019-01-10 09:04
#13
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Greenland Jardeet 
Lol how would a team let anybody ninja defuse at 15-14 they should all 5 be guarding the bomb as there's no reason to hunt
2019-01-10 09:05
every mistake can be make like 1v5 defuse xyp9x on nuke if the T think the last CT has AWP and they want to find him, it's possible that they can forget to check a spot + good smoke & flash buy the CT for the defuse
2019-01-10 09:32
#33
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Greenland Jardeet 
But u said it's 15-14 it doesn't matter if he has an awp or not he won't be saving it since it's the last round he will try to defuse. So they all should stay at bomb
2019-01-10 09:42
no he could save for overtime tactics or someone type "AFK" in chat and he smokes for defuse
2019-01-10 10:05
#39
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France PaulST 
Save for overtime ? kinda lost you
2019-01-10 10:15
#46
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Greenland Jardeet 
I'm also kind of lost too
2019-01-10 10:41
I think he meant "saving some time for overtime" not saving a gun, but I dont see any chance of winning any type of situations like this. Even a 1v3, you cant win with a smoke and flash. No one can be that dumb on faceit (you said overtime, as far as i know there are no overtimes in MM) even level 1 players wouldnt make that type of a mistake.
2019-01-10 13:35
#135
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Spain VIKTORAL 
faceit kd>winning game
2019-01-10 16:15
#141
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Greenland Jardeet 
oh right... didnt know it, so a level 1 with 4 k/d is better than level 10 with 0.5 k/d?
2019-01-10 18:57
#143
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Spain VIKTORAL 
ofc man look s1mple has 5 kd he is top 1 device has 0.11 kd he is top 99999
2019-01-10 19:04
#12
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Greenland Jardeet 
Another good feeling: going to sleep really drunk and barely remembering anything and waking up without a hangover
2019-01-10 09:04
and then you realise it's because you're still completely loaded, fml
2019-01-10 13:17
#68
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Greenland Jardeet 
Ye 90% of the time that's the case 😎
2019-01-10 13:28
when you walk in to your parents' room and get permission to stay home for the day
2019-01-10 09:05
When ur high af and cum
2019-01-10 09:08
#22
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Greenland Jardeet 
Wtf
2019-01-10 09:17
u have no idea about best feelings
2019-01-10 10:18
#19
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Netherlands Gosharu1 
mdma, pure euphoria.
2019-01-10 09:13
#24
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Greenland Jardeet 
Drugs are illegal
2019-01-10 09:27
#29
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New Zealand Eauor 
Not all
2019-01-10 09:33
#79
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Ukraine niXoN|w1 
Check his flag.
2019-01-10 13:37
how much u pay per pill or 200mg?
2019-01-10 13:42
#105
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Netherlands Gosharu1 
5 euro for an orange Trumpie, which is like 250mg and great quality. Its officially not legal here, but you still can test them for safety for free in the hospital and at festivals/parties they won't search that good or even put out statements that they won't arrest you with below 3 pills in ur pocket, strange ikr, but nice as well.
2019-01-10 15:13
#107
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Poland ULTRALUL 
test them for safety for free in the hostpital??? what are u talking about?
2019-01-10 15:16
#108
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Netherlands Gosharu1 
Like I said, in the Netherlands you can test your drugs (or at least XTC, not sure about cocaine but I don't use that crap) for free in the hospital. Just to check if its indeed 200mg of MDMA and if they for instance mixed it with speed/pep, which is common with pills you buy outside of NL.
2019-01-10 15:17
#109
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Poland ULTRALUL 
so you can go to the hospital and ask them to examine your pill for free? wow
2019-01-10 15:18
#110
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Netherlands Gosharu1 
yeah. Its good though, way less accidents this way. Just searched it for you and you can test ''any substance''. see; ggd.amsterdam.nl/drugs/drugstestservice/ jellinek.nl/informatie-over-alcohol-drug.. ^its in Dutch ofc, but its the prove.
2019-01-10 15:19
+1 cocaine is shit mdma is amazing
2019-01-11 17:52
#20
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Germany Ratwar 
dont have to wake up on monday, best feeling ever
2019-01-10 09:15
so do u sleep 24h every monday?
2019-01-10 10:17
#151
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Europe Predatorino 
not having to wake up != not waking up all day
2019-01-10 20:58
#25
ozzy | 
Russia Ozzy! 
A blowjob
2019-01-10 09:29
u have never had one ozzzzzzzyyyyyyyyyy
2019-01-11 17:44
#26
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Croatia iceyb 
Thank you
2019-01-10 09:30
#30
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New Zealand Eauor 
+1
2019-01-10 09:34
#35
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Croatia iceyb 
Thank you
2019-01-10 09:42
when you realize its friday and you can get drunk :D and dont have to wake up
2019-01-10 09:33
"dont have to wake up" don't do it man there is always a reason to live on
2019-01-10 09:38
#32
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Germany zeolikk 
this went deep rly quick
2019-01-10 09:38
#34
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Greenland Jardeet 
dang son
2019-01-10 09:42
i dont think he meant that omegalul
2019-01-10 12:47
he obviously didnt meant that LOL, but I'd down for a 2 days of sleep.
2019-01-10 13:36
Achieving something
2019-01-10 09:47
when its been 6 days since last poop and u finally get to poop 😋
2019-01-10 10:13
#48
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Brazil kaiknux 
no because of hemorrhoids
2019-01-10 10:47
6 days dude wtf
2019-01-10 15:25
what
2019-01-10 15:42
how didnt you shit for 6 days ????? i like poop daily?
2019-01-11 17:53
#40
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World _EpiC_ 
unlocking achievement in tony hawk pro skater 2
2019-01-10 10:15
#47
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Greenland Jardeet 
I was playing that like 3 or 4 weeks ago
2019-01-10 10:42
#45
allu | 
Finland MoRst 
getting a gf or a bf you really like
2019-01-10 10:21
#52
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Russia avocadosatlaw 
browsing memes all night because you have issues with sleeping
2019-01-10 10:58
creampie
2019-01-10 11:12
It's a great feeling knowing you don't have to get up, until your dog wakes you up at that time anyway :( Being cheered on by a big(ish) crowd is a genuine great feeling too (I was an amateur footballer until i broke my leg in 3 places)
2019-01-10 11:14
#80
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Greenland Jardeet 
F for your leg
2019-01-10 13:38
#58
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Canada skiLfuI 
feeling thank you
2019-01-10 12:47
i was scolling to find this one xD
2019-01-11 21:40
having sex with gf, being stoned as hell, dunking in a basketball match, making someone happy or making someone laugh, getting to bed when you are so tired that you can't keep your eyes open, being called a hacker when you are just good just some of them that came to my mind first :)
2019-01-10 13:10
#60
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Russia Shurnd 
sex with gf u love, when she cums, or better when u cum together at once <3
2019-01-10 13:12
#65
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Finland Heiks 
stop dreaming
2019-01-10 13:24
ah man, thats a really good sensation
2019-01-10 14:10
cum together yeah u saw too much hentai
2019-01-10 22:51
#158
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Russia Shurnd 
maybe u are just bad?
2019-01-11 17:37
#65
2019-01-11 21:28
#62
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Netherlands pewpeww 
stretching after sitting still in almost the same position for a few hours
2019-01-10 13:13
dis guy knows
2019-01-10 13:20
baiting plebs
2019-01-10 13:24
waking up at 5 am and running
2019-01-10 13:28
running to the burger shop?
2019-01-10 13:29
#76
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India EosTheMG 
No to brush his teeth
2019-01-10 13:35
Or to find a toilet
2019-01-10 15:27
I have toilet why find it probaly medkit
2019-01-10 15:44
#138
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Sweden zeromeister 
true you can just open your door and there it is... the street
2019-01-10 17:21
Hahahahajajajaj so true Sometimes hot girl comes too to drop her turd and we make out there on road over our turds
2019-01-10 17:22
Opiates
2019-01-10 13:34
#73
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Other xrist 
When you choke yourself out
2019-01-10 13:34
#75
KRIMZ | 
India EosTheMG 
When u have itch in the ear and u find the Q tips
2019-01-10 13:35
#77
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Ukraine niXoN|w1 
Taking off socks after being the entire day outside Hot tub Casting a joke that everybody laughs from 9+ reply notifications on HLTV Remembering the dream you thought was really cool
2019-01-10 13:37
#82
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Greenland Jardeet 
What was the dream?
2019-01-10 13:39
#83
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Ukraine niXoN|w1 
Any cool dream, actually.
2019-01-10 13:41
so y dont remember
2019-01-10 22:53
best feelings when I was a child; first pc first good meat first girlfriend first XXX moment shortly, first moments are the best moments.
2019-01-10 13:39
#85
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Ukraine niXoN|w1 
>"best feelings when I was a child" >"first XXX moment" the fuck?
2019-01-10 13:42
what? you think I was 5 or something? I'm talking about the ages +15. I'm 30 years old...
2019-01-10 13:44
#88
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Ukraine niXoN|w1 
15+ is teen, a child is like 3-12. :D
2019-01-10 13:46
Bro I'm sry but i dont remember when was my first XXX moment, it could be 10-11. But first time was awkwardly felt well LOL
2019-01-10 13:48
10-11, i aren't think that
2019-01-10 14:30
First time getting stoned hands down
2019-01-10 13:48
that too LMAO, but mine was a bit innocent than weed, typical smoke, gosh I remember the hit in my brain
2019-01-10 13:50
I dont quite remember my first cig but I remember when I was a little kiddo when I was smoking cigs with much older dudes and I was puking the shit out of me. And now I'm a regular smoker. Dont touch cigs, kids. Ever.
2019-01-10 14:06
dont touch kids, cigs ever
2019-01-10 22:53
#84
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Belgium vxneGOD 
xtc
2019-01-10 13:42
small measure of happiness/peace
2019-01-10 13:46
#93
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Greenland Jardeet 
When you poop and it only takes 1 wipe
2019-01-10 14:03
wtf are you female? real men usually shit their asses off wtf
2019-01-10 14:41
#102
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Greenland Jardeet 
U must eat really unhealthy and not have enough fiber if your poop is always messy
2019-01-10 14:47
I agree with you. After eating Taco Bell or some food like that I've had to run to the bathroom and spray my toilet like a skunk on the back of the toilet, comes out while I'm on the way to sit down.
2019-01-10 15:55
#96
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Russia hanzjosha 
drink some beer after hell of a party KILL HANGOVER
2019-01-10 14:12
#104
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Greenland Jardeet 
Yeah it's nice after the 2nd pint or so the first one you have to force down 😂
2019-01-10 14:48
taking a shit so clean that you didn't need to wipe, but you know, you wipe anyway
2019-01-10 14:15
#99
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Latvia cycl0ne20356 
MDMA?
2019-01-10 14:35
#106
KRIMZ | 
Slovakia jurrte 
when u on toilet and u release your kraken OUT
2019-01-10 15:15
Pain of that kraken is priceless
2019-01-10 20:07
#111
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Ukraine Najara 
Best filling it's when Device gets top1 hltv and all s2mples boys will cry When I will laugh at "offical s2mple laugh thread"
2019-01-10 15:22
nt nt now we all understand who will take the 1st place expected AF
2019-01-10 15:46
#112
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Europe Cirro 
well orgasm is of many
2019-01-10 15:23
When I'm feeling thank you
2019-01-10 15:34
#118
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Sweden plikz 
cumming obviously?
2019-01-10 15:35
#119
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Canada m00semilk 
When you're tripping off a xan. Best feeling ever, player.
2019-01-10 15:35
yeah thats nice. Better feeling is when you wakeup in the morning and realise you dont have to wake up and fall asleep again. Also taking a huge ass dumb feels great or taking a piss after long time Biting in to a fresh baguette thats crusty on the outside and soft on the inside (am i weird xd)
2019-01-10 15:38
feeling I heard is the greatest: new scientific discovery (reading some Tesla's family letters) feelings I find superior: becoming a parent lucid dream exploring mountains via bicycle (especially if it lasts for longer, 2 or more weeks fo example) sleeping sex-related feelings
2019-01-10 15:42
When you had a rough day, you arrive home and girlfriend has done some dinner already and you have some quality time together.
2019-01-10 15:51
nuttin in ur momma
2019-01-10 15:52
Getting really drunk, raging on people while sucking because i'm super drunk then getting kicked and pass out. Nothing beats it.
2019-01-10 15:52
Having sex and when your mayonese going out you feel the vibrate in your body(cumming time). Best feeling is that 3 seconds.
2019-01-10 16:00
with some weed, i can confirm this is the best feeling lol
2019-01-10 16:07
getting high!
2019-01-10 16:10
Weed
2019-01-10 16:10
#137
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Netherlands ChrisJay 
right before nut
2019-01-10 17:15
DUDE SAMEEEEEE <3<3<3 XDXD XD X
2019-01-10 20:04
#147
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Bulgaria omaiguudness 
Prenutting or taking a dump and seeing that there is nothing to clean because your shit was so perfect.
2019-01-10 20:05
Waking up at 3am and falling asleep again
2019-01-10 20:07
Sleeping for more than 5 hours.
2019-01-10 20:09
#154
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Netherlands Removed 
Watching a genuinely funny comedy show on the TV with your gf while you're both eating fresh pizza while it's storming outside and the fireplace is burning and the cats are curled up next to you.
2019-01-10 22:49
cant relate no gf
2019-01-11 21:30
thank you
2019-01-11 17:38
waking up not wanting to kms
2019-01-11 17:48
listening to game of thrones soundtrack youtube.com/watch?v=32oQrjSCUTw
2019-01-11 21:31
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