Oh wait this isnt a joke but a thread to the greatest country ever created
Populists thinking they can solve anything.
Issac Newton: *Slaps car roof*
Car Roof: *Slaps Issac Newton Back*.
this is a physics joke.
What do u call a muslim abortion?
A bomb defusal..
Only a joke dont get mad lol
As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman."
She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?"
A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!"
I like the sexist, racist and dark jokes.. lol even tho im not racist or sexist.. I just laugh more with these. :D