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ugly girl flirting with me (help)
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Germany Stuttgart 
I would reject her but I am working with her and dont want to make an awkard atmosphere in the office because I dont know how long we will work together. Help me hltv
2019-01-18 18:42
#1
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Brazil MommyStealer 
suck her d
2019-01-18 18:44
#60
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Poland MAGA2020 
can't say anything without pics
2019-01-18 19:15
Don’t fucking date a co worker anyways. You’re prob over thinking it
2019-01-18 19:57
did it, would never do it again
2019-01-18 20:30
more datails at where working? you have girlfrend? how and how much flirting? ect
2019-01-18 18:44
#13
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Denmark VeryDanishGuy 
+1 no context
2019-01-18 18:45
where the fuc you where? didnt see you for some time
2019-01-18 18:46
#79
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Denmark VeryDanishGuy 
the fuck???? ive been annoying players for years?????
2019-01-18 19:42
I gues youre falen down if i dont see you
2019-01-18 20:18
#17
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Germany Stuttgart 
in the technical sales department of a big company (wont tell more cause my username makes it possible for some to maybe discover my identity) no but I have plans with another women in that direction not that much but pretty strong. Always asking me if we go out for lunch together or I have some plans for the weekend already
2019-01-18 18:46
doesnt mean she wants to fuck lmao maybe she just wants to be your friend xaxaxaaxax
2019-01-18 18:50
#30
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Germany Stuttgart 
Getting lunch together maybe. Doing something on the weekend not that much. But they way she acts around me tells me doesnt want to be my friend.
2019-01-18 18:52
#43
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Sweden yayer 
fuck her for the lolz
2019-01-18 18:58
#94
STK | 
Egypt STK- 
yes
2019-01-18 20:01
fuck her for the lolz 1/10
2019-01-18 19:04
fuck her for the lolz 2/10
2019-01-18 19:04
#55
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Lithuania LevelUpp 
fuck her for the lolz 3/10
2019-01-18 19:10
fuck her for the lolz 4/10
2019-01-18 19:11
fuck her for the lolz 5/10
2019-01-18 19:19
#71
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Denmark ILoveYouAll 
fuck me for the lolz 6/10
2019-01-18 19:20
fuck her for the lolz 7/10
2019-01-18 19:20
fuck her for the lolz 8/10
2019-01-18 19:25
#80
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Sweden PuriaM7 
fuck her for the lolz 9/10
2019-01-18 19:46
fuck her for the lolz 10/10
2019-01-18 19:49
fuck her for the lolz 11/10
2019-01-18 20:01
#100
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Canada Encry_pted 
fuck her for the lolz 12/10
2019-01-18 20:03
fuck her for the lolz 13/10
2019-01-18 20:07
fuck her for the lolz 14/10
2019-01-18 20:15
fuck her for the lolz 15/10
2019-01-19 04:23
Lick her p*ssy
2019-01-18 20:16
typical ukrainian
2019-01-18 20:31
Why?
2019-01-18 20:32
idk
2019-01-18 20:33
Logic
2019-01-18 20:46
can u tell me, why do ukrainians like to lick pussies?
2019-01-18 21:53
Because in Ukraine all girl have dick
2019-01-19 09:01
#111
shox | 
Latvia kebab_b 
fuck her for the lolz 15/10
2019-01-18 20:17
#147
fox | 
Portugal VAC69FOX 
fuck her for the lolz 16/10
2019-01-18 20:51
#156
allu | 
Canada Lokomo 
Next time she asks what your weekend plans are, you say you are going out with your girlfriend to a play or movie or dinner whatever. Then she will know that you have a girlfriends and will stop flirting
2019-01-18 21:59
#35
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Chile Lionel_Hutz 
Hltv disturbed minds you know
2019-01-18 18:54
#26
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France TheArchitect 
Just play the naive guy till she shows real interest. Then tell her you already have someone.
2019-01-18 18:52
just get that girl you want and when the ugly one asks what youre doing in evening you will be able to say that youre going to date with one girl. ez frendzone or getting away from her
2019-01-18 18:52
#95
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Brazil rodrigo0079 
I bet you work at BOSCH
2019-01-18 20:01
#151
nex | 
Germany Der_Pabst 
Daimler N1
2019-01-18 20:56
#3
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Poland fR3EZi 
go fuk
2019-01-18 18:44
#4
coldzera | 
Denmark shinex 
make a kunilingus
2019-01-18 18:44
#5
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Finland xore1 
say no thanks
2019-01-18 18:44
tell her that you don't want a relationship. ez
2019-01-18 18:44
#11
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Canada Adipocere 
Or tell her you are gay double ez
2019-01-18 18:45
true.
2019-01-18 18:45
#106
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Myanmar xdcc 
Then she says she has strap on
2019-01-18 20:07
#114
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African Union OllieMaN 
win/win situation
2019-01-18 20:20
Yes mate
2019-01-18 20:22
feeling bad for the people who thought we'd see flying cars in 2000A.D. Smh
2019-01-19 09:16
true
2019-01-18 19:13
true
2019-01-18 20:02
And then she tells it to other co-workers and the whole company think he is gay triple ez
2019-01-18 20:24
+100
2019-01-18 20:44
what a cuck
2019-01-18 18:44
the master cuck
2019-01-18 19:04
Stuttgart, master cuck, master of all cucks
2019-01-19 09:04
Become the manager and fire her.
2019-01-18 18:44
#40
shox | 
Vietnam buai 
chill
2019-01-18 18:56
NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN
2019-01-18 19:55
say u are playing fortnite
2019-01-18 18:44
#21
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Portugal ImNotKaZ 
100% efficiency
2019-01-18 18:49
lol this would actually work
2019-01-18 19:55
#12
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Poland sitarskee 
u r ugly too so win win
2019-01-18 18:45
#16
NiKo | 
France LauraS 
You can try to say that you're in a relationship or name drop your "actual" girlfriend. Should instantly tell her you're not available.
2019-01-18 18:46
#20
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Germany Stuttgart 
She knows I am single
2019-01-18 18:49
#28
NiKo | 
France LauraS 
That sounds like a really sh*tty situation. Are you just guessing that she wants to be in a relationship with you, or has she actually stated it? Either way she'll probably wait for you to initiate any real relationship talk (hopefully she won't ask you out).
2019-01-18 18:52
#36
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Germany Stuttgart 
She asks me if I have plans for the weekend and makes stupid comments on how lonely single life is. Sounds like she wants a relationship for me
2019-01-18 18:54
#39
NiKo | 
France LauraS 
You could just say you're going on a date. Pretty sure that will make her understand. (obviously not a date with her)
2019-01-18 18:57
oh fk thats horrible she will feel so bad about her self !if he doesnt want to hurt her feelings he should go on a date and tell her all bad things about himself so she will lose intrest in him
2019-01-18 19:18
#74
NiKo | 
France LauraS 
He's already made her think he's interested. In the real world a date like that will never happen. I'm talking about more realistic things he could do.
2019-01-18 19:21
#82
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Germany Stuttgart 
Can you explain me what I did to make her think I am interested? Dont rly understand women
2019-01-18 19:50
#85
NiKo | 
France LauraS 
Misread a comment of yours where I thought you said you were flirting with her. My bad. Going along with her flirting is probably gonna make her think you're interested too. Have you decided what you're going to do?
2019-01-18 19:52
#93
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Germany Stuttgart 
Either what you suggested in #39 or #23 sounds good but I dont know if that would be as easy as it sounds
2019-01-18 19:59
#107
NiKo | 
France LauraS 
The only issue that I see with #23 is that it could end horribly. There's a chance she's really into you. Imagine being asked on a date by someone you're attracted to/really into, and they say they don't like you. It could very literally end in tears (her crying) and public humiliation. It could work, but if it goes badly it will be really bad. You could try to text her with something like: "I really wanted to talk about the two of us. I really feel like I'm leading you on, and I'm not emotionally stable enough to contemplate a relationship right now. I really value you as a friend, and a colleague, and wouldn't want anything to ruin our working environment. I don't want anything to change between us because I value you so much as a person." Or way easier to just drop a "Sorry, I can't do anything on the weekend, I'm going on a date"
2019-01-18 20:10
that is gonna work its good idea
2019-01-18 21:09
happend already i was so intrested in a girl we went in a date , after the date my mind changed 100 %
2019-01-18 21:07
You could just go out like once, like go eat togheter or something, and than you can tell her that you just like her as a coleague/friend, but nothing more.
2019-01-18 18:51
#63
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Belgium HLTVnewfag 
Friendzone 101
2019-01-18 19:16
Thera are no ugly people, there are only poor and rich people.
2019-01-18 18:51
#31
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Germany Stuttgart 
She doesnt earn bad salary from what I know
2019-01-18 18:53
#132
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African Union OllieMaN 
You have a green light.
2019-01-18 20:38
#113
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Israel ZiinTotH 
These ugly feminists aren't poor 100% of the time bruh
2019-01-18 20:19
true but are feminists humans?
2019-01-18 20:40
they are definitly not women from what i know
2019-01-18 20:42
tru story
2019-01-18 18:52
Make her happy
2019-01-18 18:52
#32
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Poland @skaddycsgo 
fucking golden comment section well done boys
2019-01-18 18:53
Tell het you are gay or something weird like you want to be priest xd
2019-01-18 18:53
Ahahahhaha
2019-01-18 20:37
Literally just tell her what you wrote in your topic. "I don't date people I work with, sorry."
2019-01-18 18:54
Eat ur own Cum in front of her she ll chicken out of u
2019-01-18 18:55
#64
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Belgium HLTVnewfag 
Nt streetshitter
2019-01-18 19:17
Ok u can eat shit if u need
2019-01-19 04:03
Expected
2019-01-18 20:38
Yep like ur guys like camel piss all same
2019-01-19 04:04
All womans are beautiful 😎😎😎 there is no ugly woman 😎😎😎
2019-01-18 18:55
+1 nice kebab poet
2019-01-18 19:18
#134
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African Union OllieMaN 
+1 im in tears
2019-01-18 20:38
#177
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Armenia SHARK1488MLG 
0/8 vaginalicker detected
2019-01-19 09:11
make a beast with two backs
2019-01-18 18:57
#42
United States koth 
Take one for the team you might like it
2019-01-18 18:58
Some good comments often go unnoticed (._.)7
2019-01-18 20:48
Always
2019-01-19 01:02
#44
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Germany Stuttgart 
Ty for all the help guys. Pretty sure I will do #39
2019-01-18 19:02
make she cum, u gonna fuk a ass , be happy
2019-01-18 19:06
this is why i love brazil
2019-01-18 19:15
Get some lunch with her, ask her about things that might interest you, like music, cinema, hobbies and stuff and say that you like the opposite (in a nice way, don't be rude). You must be cold so she can understand that the relationship wouldn't work for the two of you, and then, you can start a conversation like being a friend. Then you should have a normal workplace relationship: "Hello, how are you?" "Fine, have a nice day.". Sounds like cl_success 1
2019-01-18 19:03
Ez tell her u gay
2019-01-18 19:07
Just act oblivious and unavailable (always have plans when she asks what you're doing). She'll eventually get the hint.
2019-01-18 19:07
can confirm
2019-01-18 20:26
A hole is a hole
2019-01-18 19:08
#69
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Belgium HLTVnewfag 
Thats what im sayin’ douggie
2019-01-18 19:19
Maybe talk a bit about the crush you have on someone, this will let her know your interest is towards someone else without directly making her crush on you a subject. That should be a gentle as possible "No".
2019-01-18 19:08
you're posting on hltv about a girl flirting with you and you not liking it... there is something seriously wrong with you
2019-01-18 19:10
#58
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Germany Stuttgart 
I like another girl and it makes me feel awkard and distracts me from working. Every other one wouldnt like that aswell
2019-01-18 19:12
all german girls are ugly btw
2019-01-18 19:12
#67
s1mple | 
Estonia L0CC 
-1
2019-01-18 19:18
#108
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United States McSkillet2k 
True fact no doubt
2019-01-18 20:10
bro just ask her about other women, like ask her if that girl is cute or something idk bad situaton my bratan
2019-01-18 19:15
just fuck her with no light
2019-01-18 19:19
#73
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Norway NoregNik 
Hmmm I also had this problem with one girl. She been annoying me for quite some time now. I'm very bad with people and kinda way toooo open maybe, so I told her I don't want to do anything with her, just to be friends. Guess what. She still talks to me and annoys me.
2019-01-18 19:21
Tell her that you want to kys
2019-01-18 20:04
#136
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African Union OllieMaN 
can confirm, this works
2019-01-18 20:40
#142
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Norway NoregNik 
She will annoy me even in death
2019-01-18 20:44
maybe she has no friends
2019-01-18 19:24
send photo?
2019-01-18 19:32
send noodles
2019-01-18 19:34
"I have a girlfriend"
2019-01-18 19:50
#84
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Germany Stuttgart 
#20
2019-01-18 19:51
Then be the typical nice guy. Give her 100 compliments, text her 5 times a day etc. and within 1-2 weeks she won't be interested in you anymore.
2019-01-18 19:57
#121
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African Union OllieMaN 
name checks out
2019-01-18 20:29
Indeed.
2019-01-18 20:30
#86
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Europe bad_at_life 
what is flirting
2019-01-18 19:54
"im gay"
2019-01-18 19:57
never fuck a coworker
2019-01-18 19:59
never not fuck a coworker do it at work, too.
2019-01-18 20:03
Just say that it feels weird for you to date with a coworker.
2019-01-18 20:03
#120
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African Union OllieMaN 
actually 10/10 response in this situation he should also follow up with - "if it doesnt work out, i dont want to make the workplace awkward to both of us"
2019-01-18 20:28
"i`m in relationships with ex"
2019-01-18 20:03
#104
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Poland FitPolak 
Just act to her as friend, she will eventually get bored
2019-01-18 20:05
#117
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African Union OllieMaN 
If she is ugly = freaky asf i mean they will hold on to you. btw if she is only fat then she is a project, so not a bad place to invest ur time :)
2019-01-18 20:27
say u are gay
2019-01-18 20:26
Sue her for sexual harrasment
2019-01-18 20:31
Tell her that you are from Karlsruhe
2019-01-18 20:33
#160
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Germany Stuttgart 
xD
2019-01-18 23:32
give her looks advice to turn her hot
2019-01-18 20:35
#137
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African Union OllieMaN 
you should get a nobel prize for peace tbh, legend.
2019-01-18 20:41
Just keep flirting with her at work and never let it become anything more
2019-01-18 20:42
#140
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Croatia feelsbadmane 
caring how someone looks in 2019 LUL,just tap that shit
2019-01-18 20:43
If you really want to get rid of a girl but you dont want to hurt her feelings, just be really really boring, stupid and uninteresting. She should lose interest in you quickly if you do this, unless she's retarded in which case there is nothing you can do.
2019-01-18 20:45
#146
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United Kingdom Lcheste3 
Frnedsone
2019-01-18 20:50
paper bags and blind folds
2019-01-18 21:10
Bag over her head and hit it from behind every hole is a goal
2019-01-18 22:00
There is a saying in BR something like this: Aonde você ganha o pão não se mete a salsicha "Where you get the bread you dont put the wiener" Fun fact: I live in Curitiba and here we call "salsicha" AKA wiener as "Vina" cause of the german settlers in my state. Sounds like german Wiener
2019-01-18 22:03
Can you tell me what that saying is? Interested :)
2019-01-18 23:35
Something like you dont fuck a coworker, I dont know if theres any precise translation Toshiko was my grannys name. She was a japanese. but u're probably just a weeb
2019-01-19 01:09
#159
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Vietnam FAKTARES 
NEVER DATE A COWORKER
2019-01-18 22:03
#166
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Australia vamped 
Are you seriously stuck with this? The simplest option is to friendzone her. Tell her about this girl you were speaking to on the weekend. Joke about going out and her being your wingman. Make up anything about another female you are remotely interested in and ask her opinion. Simple shit my man.
2019-01-19 04:09
Why Hello there Sir ScottO, how are we today?
2019-01-20 16:16
pretty easy, just ignore it
2019-01-19 04:10
#168
Dosia | 
United States eyetea 
Just let her tickle your pickle
2019-01-19 04:11
Photo?
2019-01-19 04:13
Just say no, lol
2019-01-19 08:36
act like you have a girlfriend as of recently
2019-01-19 08:47
Option 1: Get some balls and tell her that you noticed that she is flirting but that you aren't interested. Option 2: Lie and tell her you got a girlfriend even if you don't.
2019-01-19 08:58
#174
Rob4 | 
United States mook_ 
if she is fat then just keep having dates at the gym til she looks hot then smash lmao
2019-01-19 08:59
#179
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Serbia VaIiance 
So I was looking for my girlfriends killer. But after 2 months I haven't found it. As I can see I will kill my gf.
2019-01-19 09:19
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