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DEVICE FANS COME HERE (IN 2 HOURS)
KRIMZ | 
Pakistan MeMeMeisteR2 
after almost 2 hours u can come here , ive made arrangements to provide u with the highest level of comfort in your moment of deepest pain. in almost 2 hours , there will be a tragedy that will shake denmark to its core. we have worked hard to try to minimize the hazardous aftermath only , because the tragedy itself cannot be prevented. the arrangements we made are : -unlimited supply of paper towels -ice that has been pre frozen -lots of pillows to press your face against it -sun glasses to hide your tears -free things to break , most notably windows , gaming chairs , keyboards and mice. -hammers , axes -s1mple punchbags -"hltv revolt" association which provides free arms to anyone who proves his identity by showing a certain amount of tears to burn hltv to the ground -best doctors available throughout the world to help those who develop some sort of brain damage after seeing the news -lots of alcohol -jonathan E wanted posters with a bounty worth 100,000,0000$ -some anti burn cream
2019-01-19 18:16
#1
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Europe BLACK_JESUS 
it will be announced tomorrow but nt
2019-01-19 18:19
#2
jks | 
Hungary NemesisR 
In 20th of januar will be published the top 1&2
2019-01-19 18:19
#3
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Russia lefy 
it will be announced 20.01.19 :D
2019-01-19 18:21
#4
s1 | 
Ukraine mpletop1 
I laughed so hard I'm crying a bit right now
2019-01-19 18:21
#5
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Belgium i_am_alexa 
it's tomorrow lmao they gonna cry tho
2019-01-19 18:22
+1
2019-01-19 20:55
XDDDDDDDDDD what a fucking fail
2019-01-19 20:56
how is it even a fail. device still top 2 lmfao
2019-01-20 05:59
#14
Xyp9x | 
Other Zyncc 
+1 Ahmed trolled himself.
2019-01-20 13:15
#9
s1 | 
Ukraine mpletop1 
Bump for a humanitarian cause
2019-01-20 12:58
Danmark might leave the EU they must do a referendum if the supposed outcome occurs
2019-01-20 12:59
#11
s1 | 
Ukraine mpletop1 
referendum to arrest s1mple for stealing the top 1 spot
2019-01-20 13:00
#12
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Denmark DanishDelight 
Dont worry, we got Putin our friend to invade what's left of yours if Simple takes top1
2019-01-20 13:03
sorry to tell you but s1mple would 1 tap putin
2019-01-20 13:12
#20
s1 | 
Ukraine mpletop1 
come at us
2019-01-20 20:29
#38
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Denmark DanishDelight 
Watch out, he will come any day.
2019-01-20 20:50
#15
s1 | 
Ukraine mpletop1 
Now is the time
2019-01-20 17:50
ITS GONNA HAPPEN BOIS BRACE YOURSELVES
2019-01-20 18:19
#17
s1 | 
Ukraine mpletop1 
OH SHIT
2019-01-20 18:22
#18
s1 | 
Ukraine mpletop1 
BUMP to help all the poor little danes
2019-01-20 20:28
#22
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Denmark Lil187 
Poor little danes who have the best team ever ;)))))))))))))
2019-01-20 20:30
#25
s1 | 
Ukraine mpletop1 
imgur.com/gallery/dTcAHZc don't hide your tears little chokerdane :)
2019-01-20 20:31
#32
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Belgium YoGatesKevin 
You are so fcking retarded. btw dev2ce, but keep comparing players in irrelevant stats and cherry-picking lmao
2019-01-20 20:47
2019-01-20 20:49
#37
s1 | 
Ukraine mpletop1 
salty chokedanish kid crying LUL
2019-01-20 20:50
Speaking about choke, check last major final LUL
2019-01-20 20:51
#41
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Belgium YoGatesKevin 
Speaking about choke, check last hltv top20 rating 😂😂
2019-01-20 20:52
#45
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Belgium YoGatesKevin 
Reply to me again with that irrelevant link and I will report you again, dev2ce dickrider. btw s1mple top1 lmao 😂
2019-01-20 20:55
esportsearnings.com/games/245-counter-st.. cry is free btw. Astralis top 1, ez clap
2019-01-20 20:56
#47
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Belgium YoGatesKevin 
But dev2ce is not ahahhaha
2019-01-20 20:57
#49
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Belgium YoGatesKevin 
Enjoy your year-long ban, kid. Jonathan will take care of you, kid.
2019-01-20 20:59
I'm Danish, you're an irrelevant dirty non-European. Nomad, Martin or another Dane will take care of you. Don't you worry.
2019-01-20 20:59
#53
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Belgium YoGatesKevin 
Thankfully, they properly took care enough of me by placing s1mple in top1 spot and dev2ce where he is at. So cry is free, deluded kid :)
2019-01-20 21:00
I couldn't care less since I'm not a brainless 3rd world degenerate fanboy like you. esportsearnings.com/games/245-counter-st.. Cry is free btw
2019-01-20 21:01
#61
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Belgium YoGatesKevin 
Imagine posting irrelevant link from an irrelevant site which shows us... irrelevant stats 😂😂😂. Insecure and oppressed dev2ce fangirls.
2019-01-20 21:02
You're so mad nerd, it's obvious to anyone esportsearnings.com/games/245-counter-st.. Cry is free btw
2019-01-20 21:04
#64
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Belgium YoGatesKevin 
Why would I be mad if s1mple is top1 and dev2ce is not? Ahahahah keep living in denial posting irrelevant links 😂😂😂
2019-01-20 21:05
Holy shit you're mad, but luckily for 3rd worlders like you cry is free esportsearnings.com/games/245-counter-st..
2019-01-20 21:06
#66
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Belgium YoGatesKevin 
Signed up: October 2018. Keep posting irrelevant links where dev2ce is not even top2 😂😂😂
2019-01-20 21:07
Holy shit you're mad, but luckily for 3rd worlders like you cry is free esportsearnings.com/games/245-counter-st..
2019-01-20 21:07
#68
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Belgium YoGatesKevin 
Imagine getting banned for... spamming 😂😂😂
2019-01-20 21:08
Holy shit you're mad, but luckily for 3rd worlders like you cry is free esportsearnings.com/games/245-counter-st..
2019-01-20 21:08
#59
s1 | 
Ukraine mpletop1 
Refugeemark Europe AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
2019-01-20 21:02
Strictest immigration laws in Europe Poor dirty 3rd world irrelevant Ukraine 'AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA'
2019-01-20 21:03
#42
s1 | 
Ukraine mpletop1 
hltv.org/news/25880/top-20-players-of-20.. Go grab yourself a paper towel and wipe off those tears
2019-01-20 20:52
Astralis is the best team the world have ever seen esportsearnings.com/games/245-counter-st.. I can taste your tears
2019-01-20 20:55
#51
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Belgium YoGatesKevin 
No you can’t since s1mple is the best player on this planet right now while dev2ce is... NOT ahahhahahhhaha 😂😂😂
2019-01-20 20:59
#54
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Belgium YoGatesKevin 
I can taste your tears, dev2ce fangirl.
2019-01-20 21:01
2019-01-20 21:01
#58
s1 | 
Ukraine mpletop1 
"-best doctors available throughout the world to help those who develop some sort of brain damage after seeing the news " Looks like even the best doctors in the world can't help you, rip
2019-01-20 21:02
Cry is free nerd esportsearnings.com/games/245-counter-st.. Astralis top 1, go wipe off them tears boy
2019-01-20 21:02
#70
NAF | 
Slovakia t4gg3d 
Lmao now that dev2ce is #2 you are spamming every1 with your shit link that LITERALLY no1 cares about except you C_r_y i_s f_r_e_e
2019-01-20 21:09
2019-01-20 21:16
#72
NAF | 
Slovakia t4gg3d 
U r crying no-worlder
2019-01-20 22:35
#21
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Denmark Lil187 
after almost 2 hours u can come here , ive made arrangements to provide u with the highest level of comfort in your moment of deepest pain. in almost 2 hours , there will be a tragedy that will shake denmark to its core. we have worked hard to try to minimize the hazardous aftermath only , because the tragedy itself cannot be prevented. the arrangements we made are : -unlimited supply of paper towels -ice that has been pre frozen -lots of pillows to press your face against it -sun glasses to hide your tears -free things to break , most notably windows , gaming chairs , keyboards and mice. -hammers , axes -s1mple punchbags -"hltv revolt" association which provides free arms to anyone who proves his identity by showing a certain amount of tears to burn hltv to the ground -best doctors available throughout the world to help those who develop some sort of brain damage after seeing the news -lots of alcohol -jonathan E wanted posters with a bounty worth 100,000,0000$ -some anti burn cream
2019-01-20 20:29
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
2019-01-20 20:30
#24
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Panama xemzex 
They're all gone. I suppose your supplied items are being used
2019-01-20 20:31
gj
2019-01-20 20:33
Nice! Good to see you taking care of them so well
2019-01-20 20:33
hahahahahahahahhahahahahahah
2019-01-20 20:34
#29
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Asia SiduLooty 
GG S1MPLE HELL YEAH
2019-01-20 20:35
#30
BnTeT | 
United States EdgyBlob 
xanaxaxaxaxa
2019-01-20 20:35
#33
s1 | 
Ukraine mpletop1 
xanax?
2019-01-20 20:48
#31
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Denmark Xipingu 
“Ice that has been pre-frozen” No shit Sherlock, otherwise it would be water. ;) wtf. Also, deserved #1. Wp S1
2019-01-20 20:38
device omegalul
2019-01-20 20:48
#35
s1 | 
Ukraine mpletop1 
ECOV2CE
2019-01-20 20:49
#39
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Switzerland BottomFragger 
I'm not mad even though I'm an Astralis/dev1ce fan, can I still have some alcohol tho
2019-01-20 20:50
HAHAHA this post is funny...! XD Huge congratz to s1mple though... well deserved..!
2019-01-20 21:02
WTF THESE DEVICE FANS JUST WONT STOP COMING WE ARE OUT OF SUPPLIES BUT THEY JUST WONT STOP
2019-01-21 05:51
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