"I was defending you, are you blind or just dumb."
"I can't hear you, I'm in sauna. Ooh, hot and nice."
"I can keep water in my sauna in case if you struggle with it."
"Tell me email"
"Still better than no water at all? Wait for me, air mail special delivery will pour some sugar on you poor child of mine."
"And such a retarded side note"
Have you even typed a sentence without a grammar mistake yet?