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The Finnish Defence Forces
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Finland Orchard 
The main task of the Finnish Defense Forces is domestic defense against Russia. The Finnish Defense Forces is the world's best and most qualified force to this task. We have been designed and practiced throughout the existence of an independent Finland and equipped for one task: defense of our fatherland on our own ground against the Russian armed forces. We have all the doctrines and the whole battle technique that is based on being as effective as possible against the doctrines and combat techniques of the Russian armed forces. We do a very detailed simulations and practice scenarios in the staffs, because we know who is attacking, what kind of equipment is attacking, what are the protocols of the opponent and what is the opponent's doctrine, basic combat methods, etc. The Finnish Defense Forces are backed up in Finnish society during the peace and especially in a crisis, it's so deeply envied in the world (for example, there is four times a year the National Defense Academy's Defense Courses fi.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maanpuolustuskurssi) In general, the crisis resilience of Finnish society is top notch world-class. In the whole Europe, Finnish people willing to fight for their country is the highest being 74%. The Finnish Defense Forces isn't designed and built to carry out wars in third world countries at long service links, unlike the US armed forces, for example. In Europe, the vast majority of the armed forces are specifically designed for crisis management and forcing peace in the developing world, which is why their armed forces are relatively small-sized professional armies being very lightly equipped, because everything must be air-transported. Such a crisis management arm doesn't work in conventional (traditional) warfare where two or more developed states measure one another. For example, the fact that the Karelia Artillery Regimen of the Finnish Defense Forces during the war period is by far the strongest in firepower, most modern and performance-driven group in Europe. A similar system is not really found anywhere else in Europe. Not even from "professional armies" of some countries. Furthermore, military training provided by the Finnish Defense Forces should not be neglected at all. In Finland, the infantry weapon army units even shoot highly sophisticated and demanding combat shots and the same military units also consume considerably more ammunition during training than most professional armies (!!). Whenever Finnish reservists and conscripts are abroad, the Finns get a lot of praise and comments on how "no one would believe that this is a military conscript". A good example of this was in 2016 in the Cold Response exercise in Norway, where the Finnish Mechanized Military Battalion, assembled under the Swedish Brigade. In the delaying battle they caused very large losses to the Norwegian mechanized Telemark battalion, who are professionals-soldiers having experience in Afghanistan and Iraq. They are also specialized in arctic combat. Also the Finnish Air Force is the sharpest in the world in the fight against airplane fighters (air-to-air combat) and in several NATO exercises the Finnish Air Force departments have achieved quite incredible power relations. For example in the Frisian Flag 2013 exercise, Finnish Hornet department of only 6 jets flew against nine NATO-countries Air Forces dropping 100 "enemy" machines during that training before going down. In our culture we are for some reason self-defeating, even though there is no reason for it. And there really isn't any reason for it in this regard. That's why, this MAJOR KATOWICE 2019 will surely be EZ4ENCE.
2019-01-20 16:57
tl;dr
2019-01-20 18:01
#8
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Finland Orchard 
Finland is the biggest military power in Europe.
2019-01-20 19:18
-1
2019-01-31 21:04
Look at a map. Russia is partly European, you'll see Moscow is in Europe.
2019-01-31 21:34
#35
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Finland Orchard 
>2011+8 >thinks russia is the biggest military power in europe I seriously hope you guys don't do this.
2019-01-31 21:47
#103
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United States LyNcHiE 
statista.com/statistics/264443/the-world.. 4th largest army in the world Largest in Europe
2019-02-02 22:18
That's the only European military force scaring Trump.
2019-02-02 23:30
I can see that finland has a big fat cock (no bias)
2019-01-20 18:03
guess you needed some motivation to get back into barracks today?
2019-01-20 18:05
#7
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Finland Orchard 
No I'm a sergeant and served years ago.
2019-01-20 19:17
1/15 corporal reports to duty.
2019-01-31 20:11
#19
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Finland Orchard 
Meillä samat. 1/15 JPR
2019-01-31 20:53
#32
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Finland herculepoirot 
Jonnet 1.ErAutoK 1/07
2019-01-31 21:26
1/16 and 1/19 but I dodged them both like joelz dodges lans
2019-02-01 09:40
Grill
2019-02-01 10:58
#83
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Finland Orchard 
Definitely something I wouldn't brag about.
2019-02-01 20:30
University?
2019-02-01 20:31
#86
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Finland Orchard 
What about that? It's only 6-12 months bud. Do your duty to the country. Or don't if you really can't, but don't brag about not doing it.
2019-02-01 20:33
I'm at uni and will go after. Also modern service is a joke. It's like going to a summer camp.
2019-02-01 20:36
#89
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Finland Orchard 
It's funny when you say that, and you haven't even done your service. It's about where and how you serve of course. Go to Ivalo or Immola if you wan't more challenge. Or apply to other special forces like paratroopers or frogmans.
2019-02-01 20:40
hey frogmans are not finnish!
2019-02-02 23:31
#121
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Finland Orchard 
Are you retarded? OFC we have our own training for frogmans. varusmies.fi/sukeltajat
2019-02-02 23:32
You are not really good at jokes it seems, I hope Russian won't invade you with comedians or you are doomed.
2019-02-02 23:33
#127
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Finland Orchard 
We have the worlds funniest person, Ismo Leikola.
2019-02-02 23:37
+1 man you know if russia comes finns are finished
2019-02-02 08:02
#100
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Finland Orchard 
If war comes and he is still under 60 years old and haven't served, he is trained fast and placed on the frontlines.
2019-02-02 22:04
Man you are so delusional if you think you guys have any chance against Russia
2019-02-02 22:27
#110
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Finland Orchard 
Why wouldn't we have any chances? Can you actually argue something against my first post or are you just trolling? Why would you think we don't stand a chance in a battle in our own ground?
2019-02-02 22:32
The 2019 Simo Hayha rather use his talent in a video game instead of real life. No hero to save you this time.
2019-02-02 23:32
#125
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Finland Orchard 
Yes war is won by only 1 sniper.
2019-02-02 23:35
War can be won by one battle, battle can be won by one man.
2019-02-02 23:37
#128
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Finland Orchard 
Yea sure. :D Did you know that IRL war isn't 5vs5 and 16 rounds to win?
2019-02-02 23:39
That's exactly the problem I am talking about with Simo reincarnation.
2019-02-02 23:39
#131
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Finland Orchard 
Simo Häyhä was a propaganda-tool to scare russians. There was many men who had much bigger impact, like Lauri Törni.
2019-02-02 23:42
Man it would be the same if I said we would rekt russia it is delusional. Your army vs theirs is like cats vs elephants small house cat can't do shit to elephants
2019-02-03 11:22
#139
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Finland Orchard 
Yea sure. Just like last time.
2019-02-03 15:49
Yes back than when missiles were shit. Think a bit man no nuke needed do 100 s400 no more Finland plus plains and shit they have are so op and fast
2019-02-03 17:57
#141
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Finland siloquez 
I don't think Russia would benefit attacking Finland at all. During winter war it was because they needed certain airstrips to cover St.Petersburg. Now they have missiles that go to wherever. If they came hostile with Finland they would have to think about 1000km of border to cover, and we are quite good relations with them socially/politically/economically so there would be absolutely no point for Russia to attack. If they wanted to annihilate us, of course they could but for what? If they nuked the area nobody would live there. And without nukes it wouldn't be that easy at all. I know Russia has much more tech but you don't know Finnish army if you think we are some spear throwing somalis lmao. I know this post is going a bit too serious but had to say it. Have a good day sir and respect everyone.
2019-02-03 15:52
I did not say they would attack. Or that you have beef with russians just that if they would attack with thair full straight(no nukes) I honestly give you less than 48h
2019-02-03 17:54
#144
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Finland Orchard 
Well honestly you should read first post again and educate yourself on the subject. You clearly don't have any idea what you are talking about. Also, scenario what you are describing is never going to happen. If Russia attacks us, there is war going on in several borders and they wouldn't attack with full strength.
2019-02-03 18:19
Ofc they would be fighting against bigger fish thats the whole point on my comment no disrespect but you cant compare Russia vs Finland you are vastly overpowered in any way when it comes to war with Russia.
2019-02-03 18:44
#150
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Finland Orchard 
Just look at the facts I have posted. I would like you to argue against the first post I made. Now you are only making straw man arguments.
2019-02-03 19:04
the most elaborate ence meme to date.
2019-01-20 18:13
#9
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Finland Orchard 
Thank you my poutine-eating friend.
2019-01-20 19:24
Careful with that phrase there eh bud
2019-01-31 22:02
#45
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Finland Orchard 
Why? How could someone get offended by that? It's Canada so i guess it's possible. I love poutine though.
2019-01-31 22:35
Its a sensitive topic. Canada wants to says its Canadian. But Quebecois say its Quebecois. Huge culture war. Moose be dying left and right i tell ya bud
2019-02-01 02:04
#52
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Finland Orchard 
Ok sounds too much like modern world to me. Foking cultural appropriation mate!
2019-02-01 09:02
great poutine war can easily be compared to IRA and the UK conflicts
2019-02-01 12:47
Listen you fucking Fin, stay out of Canadian politics
2019-02-01 13:20
ooh you a bit cranky there bud aye? what wrong ehh
2019-02-01 13:33
Finish racialist using appropriating Canadian slang
2019-02-01 21:37
#81
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Finland Orchard 
:D Ok I will. Eat some poutine and chill man!
2019-02-01 19:50
We are more than poutine!!!! We made the arm for the space station you know!!!!
2019-02-01 21:38
#93
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Finland Orchard 
Very cool.
2019-02-01 21:54
thank you canada, very cool!
2019-02-02 07:49
#10
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Other VeryAutismGuy 
2019-01-20 19:27
#13
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Finland Orchard 
Beautiful.
2019-01-20 19:30
If it’s so good why isn’t your country in rainbow six siege but 3rd world countries like Morocco are
2019-01-20 19:28
#14
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Finland Orchard 
(((why would that be))) Also, when did we start to measure how powerful something is by their role in video games?
2019-01-20 19:37
#85
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Denmark ta9239487234 
Ubisoft got denied when they asked our president if they could add them
2019-02-01 20:33
Thx for info
2019-01-20 19:29
#15
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Finland Orchard 
You are welcome.
2019-01-20 19:48
#16
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Finland Orchard 
I hope nobody will doubt Finland being a military super power again.
2019-01-20 20:44
hahahahha sure buddy
2019-01-31 20:12
#20
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Finland Orchard 
Yep. If you don't agree with something I said, feel free to argue.
2019-01-31 20:59
#21
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Brazil Boldro1965 
I don't think he know the next step after disagree with smth. Its just too much
2019-01-31 21:02
no, I have no interest to look in this subject that seems just another meme.
2019-01-31 21:15
#25
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Finland Orchard 
Thread is about Finnish Defence Forces.
2019-01-31 21:16
yeezus khrist just shut up
2019-01-31 21:05
#40
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Finland Orchard 
Why? ;__;
2019-01-31 22:10
#30
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Finland herculepoirot 
Pekka Siitoin is the Valtakunnanjohtaja. Aka Suomen Führer. Check youtube.
2019-01-31 21:24
#44
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Finland Orchard 
I'm actually reading a book about him. Very cool.
2019-01-31 22:26
amazing
2019-01-31 21:25
russian professional army 2019 > conscript army with obsolete materiél in 1939 if they invaded again i think the main body would breeze through suomi. even though finns would deffo fight a partisan war.
2019-01-31 21:52
#37
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Finland Orchard 
I doubt that will ever happen. We won't be alone ever again and I'm not referring being part of NATO. Although I personally think that we have that "option" even if shit hits the fan.
2019-01-31 21:58
basically you guys modeled your army after ence?
2019-01-31 22:02
#43
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Finland Orchard 
Ence got their winning tactics from the fatherland's army.
2019-01-31 22:26
#41
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Namibia ogge_ 
Nice b8 Ootko kattonu paljo suomi laittaa rahaa armeijaan vuosittain XDDD? Jopa vähemmän, kuin Ruotsi XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
2019-01-31 22:11
#42
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Finland Orchard 
"Nice b8" I hope you educate yourself on this subject and hopefully serve in the army before contributing to the subject. It's not about money spend.
2019-01-31 22:15
#46
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Finland Emvi 
This is true. In ence, they don't call it lurking, they call it MOTTI. Nothing the enemy can do. Ence wins the major.
2019-01-31 22:39
#55
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Finland Orchard 
+1
2019-02-01 09:10
Swedish army is gay
2019-01-31 22:42
I like the skiing part
2019-02-01 02:06
#53
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Finland Orchard 
Yes we do ski alot in army, atleast in northen battalions.
2019-02-01 09:07
#51
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Finland v3tu 
i.ylilauta.org/b9/eea6e159/unarmed%20sec.. Finnish conscripts carrying invaders' luggage for them.
2019-02-01 02:13
#54
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Finland Orchard 
Ah, first russian bot introduced to thread. How many rubles did you get working that late?
2019-02-01 09:09
#56
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Russia v0x1k 
Russia would fuck you up ngl. tanks, jets. Be overwhelmed just by numbers.
2019-02-01 09:24
#57
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Finland Orchard 
Did you even read my post? You are just wrong.
2019-02-01 09:26
He is just yellow teeth
2019-02-01 09:37
#68
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Russia v0x1k 
wow 20 year old come back
2019-02-01 10:01
Brexit
2019-02-01 10:50
#74
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Russia v0x1k 
hows that even a come back aswell. Your bad at this go back to worrying about russia invading you.
2019-02-01 11:00
Nt smooya
2019-02-01 11:02
#82
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Finland Orchard 
Yea just smooya things. Will never happen bud I'm sorry.
2019-02-01 19:49
#99
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Finland Orchard 
Hah, you were RYSSÄ after all. No worries, Iivana, tuus hakee leivän päälle voita.
2019-02-02 21:59
#101
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Finland Orchard 
Like last time ryssä tried? Went pretty well.
2019-02-02 22:11
#112
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Russia v0x1k 
ok ok. new era
2019-02-02 23:05
It's just ez
2019-02-01 09:35
#61
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Norway strifer- 
Very good Finland
2019-02-01 09:38
#63
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France 0racle 
learn to smile maybe first
2019-02-01 09:42
Lol no
2019-02-01 09:45
#67
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Norway bruhfessor 
meanwhile in US: >inserts fat kids images
2019-02-01 09:56
2019-02-01 10:55
#66
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Finland torarz_ 
now this is epic
2019-02-01 09:56
Ok, this is epic
2019-02-01 10:06
#70
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Russia v0x1k 
Russia has bigger fish to get trust me
2019-02-01 10:08
#94
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Finland Orchard 
Yes that is absolutely true. Baltic sea is pretty important to Russia though.
2019-02-02 07:34
#102
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Myanmar xdcc 
Ukraine and Belarus first. Then 50/50 Latvia or Finland. Finland no NATO but Latvia has a lot of Russians so they could cause some havoc and hope NATO doesn't retaliate.
2019-02-02 22:16
estonia better
2019-02-01 20:40
#90
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Finland Orchard 
Nono my nordic brother. We don't need to argue about that. We will help you next time but bro, did you even resist last time against two different countries? I must say that Estonia is one of the few NATO-countries who is still taking care of their defence forces. And that is mainly because of influence from finnish officers warning about not doing it.
2019-02-01 20:55
we small bro
2019-02-02 16:13
#98
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Finland Orchard 
And we are not compared to Russia or Germany?
2019-02-02 21:01
#108
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Turkey XANTACLAUS 
basically sisu>any army
2019-02-02 22:29
#109
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China vuning 
ez4ence
2019-02-02 22:29
aamuja t. alik kivikyrpä
2019-02-02 22:35
I hope we will never find it out. also EZ4ENCE is just a meme, even ENCE players know that. Almost 0% chance of winning a major
2019-02-02 23:12
#114
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Finland Orchard 
Well atleast much better chance than any russian team. ;)
2019-02-02 23:22
so what? I don't care ;) peace.
2019-02-02 23:24
#116
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Finland Orchard 
Once again Finland will be superior.
2019-02-02 23:25
0/8 baiter =)) being that nationalist in 2k19 is delusional
2019-02-02 23:27
#119
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Finland Orchard 
Globalist shill stfu. Jeez (((who would be behind that post)))? I mean, ENCE's goal is to be in top16, but I believe only sky is the limit with this lineup.
2019-02-02 23:32
Im not a globalist lul, Im just being realistic and you living in your dreams. Have a nice day, Orchard
2019-02-03 08:42
#138
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Finland Orchard 
Let's just see when ENCE wins. >hope we will never find out if finland can fight in their own ground against russia With this I do agree.
2019-02-03 15:45
#145
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Russia RIMJOBOB 
but you lost all your wars:)))))) enjoy muslims !
2019-02-03 18:25
#146
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Finland Orchard 
>keep independence as a only country in eastern border of europe against soviet union, cause 5-6 times more casualties >lost war Now you really have to choose, bud. Also your country has approximately 10 million muslims and Finland has 37365 - 41665. Enjoy indeed. :)
2019-02-03 18:40
#148
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Russia RIMJOBOB 
>keep independence loool you are delusional, finland was never independenent our leader ( stalin ) chose your leader cant remember he name. but there was a pact friendship coordination ussr controlled finland politics during that time 100% retard and in continuation war u lost more when compared to population also u got ur ass kicked u ran like chickens do ! u ran in fear ! when we put actually power, finland was never our focus we didnt care. we marched to berlin and crushed the "Unbeatalble" nazi bastards but in my country muslims dont rape like they do in ur country and u dont do anything about it cause you are euronistan noob also in ur country more brown people we dont have them like black etc enjoy ur race mixing they like finnish girls hahah
2019-02-03 18:45
#149
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Finland Orchard 
Nice delusions man. Enjoy your 3 world shit country. :) >more brown people we dont have them like black etc enjoy ur race mixing What the fuck :D I wouldn't talk about races as a sub-human.
2019-02-03 18:57
#151
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Finland Orchard 
2019-02-03 19:10
#154
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Russia RIMJOBOB 
yea nice euronistan photo, where is all the terrorists attacks from europe LOL! enjoy being puppet state of eu, you will lose ur independence soon u sheep to multicultluriallsim state union
2019-02-03 20:52
#155
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Finland Orchard 
Yea sure. imgur.com/a/qaGEAbZ This is what happens if you ever try again, Iivana.
2019-02-04 08:03
#164
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Finland Orchard 
"Just a meme" :DDDD Omfg how retarded can one ryssä be.
2019-02-28 23:16
Lul, why are you replying to this after long time? Still mad or something? Too much hate in ur heart. Also Na'Vi gonna beat ENCE so go find some excuses before its too late. Well, ence fans are the worst in this community, even mibr fans aren't that delusional
2019-02-28 23:52
#167
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Finland Orchard 
NaVi going to loose like every Ukranian boy in winter war.
2019-03-01 00:22
Poor victim of propaganda, trying to insult people by remembering winter war lul, no one cares. Hope you will get yourself a better brain some day. /closed
2019-03-01 00:32
#169
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Finland Orchard 
It's in our culture to generate power from those terrible times and the spirit that got us through back then. We have own word for this thing, it's called "sisu". en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sisu
2019-03-01 00:41
#171
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Finland Orchard 
"Also Na'Vi gonna beat ENCE so go find some excuses before its too late." :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
2019-03-11 22:10
#123
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Norway Hyggeligulv 
Fantastic thread! Read it all, I will cheer for Ence now, only because of you and your glorious efforts!
2019-02-02 23:33
#130
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Finland Orchard 
You made a tear in my eye, my nordic brother.
2019-02-02 23:40
Defending what? retarded freedom hating welfare state OMEGALUL eroa-armeijasta.fi/ thx
2019-02-03 11:24
#140
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Finland Orchard 
Defending our people, our culture and our land from people attacking us.
2019-02-03 15:50
:puke:
2019-02-03 20:25
#156
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Finland Orchard 
Rootless globalist
2019-02-04 09:17
#152
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Finland NatiSoci 
+1+1+1+ man, respekk
2019-02-03 19:12
de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Simo_H%C3%A4yh%C3%.. best finnish sniper ever. 800 confirmed kills
2019-02-04 09:46
#158
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Finland Orchard 
800 maybe little bit too much but still one the best in the world. And he didn't even have a scope in his rifle.
2019-02-04 11:42
yeah i know i overkilled it but he had about 600 thats pretty sick K/D if you ask me. he even got headshotted and lived untill 2003 i think
2019-02-04 16:42
#162
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Finland Orchard 
Farmers on skis are the deadliest weapon on earth. imgur.com/a/HqRqYMn
2019-02-04 17:27
xD
2019-02-05 13:09
i dont know much about the finnish army but i do know that the story of simo hayha is fucking epic (if thats how you spell it correctly :P)
2019-02-04 11:46
oof didnt see post above
2019-02-04 11:47
#165
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Ukraine TheVodkaGuy 
Simo Hayha Is that u? nt Prokda Hayha
2019-02-28 23:17
#170
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Finland Orchard 
What a glorious weekend we have ahead of us. #EZ4ENCE #SUOMIPERKELE #TORILLATAVATAAN
2019-03-01 01:39
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