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The Finnish Defence Forces
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Finland Orchard 
The main task of the Finnish Defense Forces is domestic defense against Russia. The Finnish Defense Forces is the world's best and most qualified force to this task. We have been designed and practiced throughout the existence of an independent Finland and equipped for one task: defense of our fatherland on our own ground against the Russian armed forces. We have all the doctrines and the whole battle technique that is based on being as effective as possible against the doctrines and combat techniques of the Russian armed forces. We do a very detailed simulations and practice scenarios in the staffs, because we know who is attacking, what kind of equipment is attacking, what are the protocols of the opponent and what is the opponent's doctrine, basic combat methods, etc. The Finnish Defense Forces are backed up in Finnish society during the peace and especially in a crisis, it's so deeply envied in the world (for example, there is four times a year the National Defense Academy's Defense Courses fi.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maanpuolustuskurssi) In general, the crisis resilience of Finnish society is top notch world-class. In the whole Europe, Finnish people willing to fight for their country is the highest being 74%. The Finnish Defense Forces isn't designed and built to carry out wars in third world countries at long service links, unlike the US armed forces, for example. In Europe, the vast majority of the armed forces are specifically designed for crisis management and forcing peace in the developing world, which is why their armed forces are relatively small-sized professional armies being very lightly equipped, because everything must be air-transported. Such a crisis management arm doesn't work in conventional (traditional) warfare where two or more developed states measure one another. For example, the fact that the Karelia Artillery Regimen of the Finnish Defense Forces during the war period is by far the strongest in firepower, most modern and performance-driven group in Europe. A similar system is not really found anywhere else in Europe. Not even from "professional armies" of some countries. Furthermore, military training provided by the Finnish Defense Forces should not be neglected at all. In Finland, the infantry weapon army units even shoot highly sophisticated and demanding combat shots and the same military units also consume considerably more ammunition during training than most professional armies (!!). Whenever Finnish reservists and conscripts are abroad, the Finns get a lot of praise and comments on how "no one would believe that this is a military conscript". A good example of this was in 2016 in the Cold Response exercise in Norway, where the Finnish Mechanized Military Battalion, assembled under the Swedish Brigade. In the delaying battle they caused very large losses to the Norwegian mechanized Telemark battalion, who are professionals-soldiers having experience in Afghanistan and Iraq. They are also specialized in arctic combat. Also the Finnish Air Force is the sharpest in the world in the fight against airplane fighters (air-to-air combat) and in several NATO exercises the Finnish Air Force departments have achieved quite incredible power relations. For example in the Frisian Flag 2013 exercise, Finnish Hornet department of only 6 jets flew against nine NATO-countries Air Forces dropping 100 "enemy" machines during that training before going down. In our culture we are for some reason self-defeating, even though there is no reason for it. And there really isn't any reason for it in this regard. That's why, this MAJOR KATOWICE 2019 will surely be EZ4ENCE.
2019-01-20 16:57
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2019-01-20 18:01
#8
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Finland Orchard 
Finland is the biggest military power in Europe.
2019-01-20 19:18
-1
2019-01-31 21:04
Look at a map. Russia is partly European, you'll see Moscow is in Europe.
2019-01-31 21:34
#35
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Finland Orchard 
>2011+8 >thinks russia is the biggest military power in europe I seriously hope you guys don't do this.
2019-01-31 21:47
#103
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United States LyNcHiE 
statista.com/statistics/264443/the-world.. 4th largest army in the world Largest in Europe
2019-02-02 22:18
that completely disregards the existence of NATO lol the biggest military power in europe is the USA
2019-08-12 17:04
Nt Trump
2019-08-13 05:38
#337
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United States eldrexe 
Lmfao
2019-08-15 16:00
That's the only European military force scaring Trump.
2019-02-02 23:30
#379
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Norway Trip^^ 
Delusional Finn.
2019-08-16 19:14
#418
sergej | 
Finland AxuZD 
Hopefully you are jking. Only stupid fucks fall for this b8.
2019-08-17 13:32
ahahaha suomi (wait pls protect us)
2019-08-12 17:48
#270
suNny | 
Finland jakem0n 
+1
2019-08-14 11:45
I can see that finland has a big fat cock (no bias)
2019-01-20 18:03
#180
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Finland mustiGOD 
thats why they suck their own dicks so much
2019-08-12 15:29
Finland man not suck yarrak mens!!!!
2019-08-23 13:27
guess you needed some motivation to get back into barracks today?
2019-01-20 18:05
#7
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Finland Orchard 
No I'm a sergeant and served years ago.
2019-01-20 19:17
1/15 corporal reports to duty.
2019-01-31 20:11
#19
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Finland Orchard 
Meillä samat. 1/15 JPR
2019-01-31 20:53
Jonnet 1.ErAutoK 1/07
2019-01-31 21:26
Where u served?
2019-08-13 16:13
KaiPr
2019-08-13 19:52
Same and 1/07 as well. ^^ EK 362
2019-08-14 14:29
daym same group 1/07, EK OhiOn180
2019-08-14 14:52
any c papers here? *raises hand*
2019-08-14 18:38
1/16 and 1/19 but I dodged them both like joelz dodges lans
2019-02-01 09:40
#73
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Finland santedek 
Grill
2019-02-01 10:58
#83
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Finland Orchard 
Definitely something I wouldn't brag about.
2019-02-01 20:30
University?
2019-02-01 20:31
#86
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Finland Orchard 
What about that? It's only 6-12 months bud. Do your duty to the country. Or don't if you really can't, but don't brag about not doing it.
2019-02-01 20:33
I'm at uni and will go after. Also modern service is a joke. It's like going to a summer camp.
2019-02-01 20:36
#89
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Finland Orchard 
It's funny when you say that, and you haven't even done your service. It's about where and how you serve of course. Go to Ivalo or Immola if you wan't more challenge. Or apply to other special forces like paratroopers or frogmans.
2019-02-01 20:40
hey frogmans are not finnish!
2019-02-02 23:31
#121
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Finland Orchard 
Are you retarded? OFC we have our own training for frogmans. varusmies.fi/sukeltajat
2019-02-02 23:32
You are not really good at jokes it seems, I hope Russian won't invade you with comedians or you are doomed.
2019-02-02 23:33
#127
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Finland Orchard 
We have the worlds funniest person, Ismo Leikola.
2019-02-02 23:37
+1 NO NIIN
2019-08-12 17:48
#214
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Finland FakeHltv 
He really just went insta are you Retarded on you lul
2019-08-12 16:04
+1
2019-08-15 09:15
ARE YOU RETARDED MENS WTF MENS
2019-08-16 17:00
i laughed so hard
2019-08-16 16:59
:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD aamuja
2019-08-12 16:16
#436
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Finland Orchard 
:DDD
2019-10-02 14:19
+1 man you know if russia comes finns are finished
2019-02-02 08:02
#100
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Finland Orchard 
If war comes and he is still under 60 years old and haven't served, he is trained fast and placed on the frontlines.
2019-02-02 22:04
Man you are so delusional if you think you guys have any chance against Russia
2019-02-02 22:27
#110
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Finland Orchard 
Why wouldn't we have any chances? Can you actually argue something against my first post or are you just trolling? Why would you think we don't stand a chance in a battle in our own ground?
2019-02-02 22:32
The 2019 Simo Hayha rather use his talent in a video game instead of real life. No hero to save you this time.
2019-02-02 23:32
#125
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Finland Orchard 
Yes war is won by only 1 sniper.
2019-02-02 23:35
War can be won by one battle, battle can be won by one man.
2019-02-02 23:37
#128
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Finland Orchard 
Yea sure. :D Did you know that IRL war isn't 5vs5 and 16 rounds to win?
2019-02-02 23:39
That's exactly the problem I am talking about with Simo reincarnation.
2019-02-02 23:39
#131
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Finland Orchard 
Simo Häyhä was a propaganda-tool to scare russians. There was many men who had much bigger impact, like Lauri Törni.
2019-02-02 23:42
mens*
2019-08-16 17:01
#358
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Finland Orchard 
True dat 😎
2019-08-16 17:09
Man it would be the same if I said we would rekt russia it is delusional. Your army vs theirs is like cats vs elephants small house cat can't do shit to elephants
2019-02-03 11:22
#139
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Finland Orchard 
Yea sure. Just like last time.
2019-02-03 15:49
Yes back than when missiles were shit. Think a bit man no nuke needed do 100 s400 no more Finland plus plains and shit they have are so op and fast
2019-02-03 17:57
#258
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Finland Jodecast 
Yeah, nuking finland would be a great idea since the fallout would move to russia as well
2019-08-13 21:20
#215
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Finland FakeHltv 
Ei edes voitettu viime kertaa :DDD
2019-08-12 16:05
#220
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Finland Orchard 
#146
2019-08-12 16:11
#141
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Finland siloquez 
I don't think Russia would benefit attacking Finland at all. During winter war it was because they needed certain airstrips to cover St.Petersburg. Now they have missiles that go to wherever. If they came hostile with Finland they would have to think about 1000km of border to cover, and we are quite good relations with them socially/politically/economically so there would be absolutely no point for Russia to attack. If they wanted to annihilate us, of course they could but for what? If they nuked the area nobody would live there. And without nukes it wouldn't be that easy at all. I know Russia has much more tech but you don't know Finnish army if you think we are some spear throwing somalis lmao. I know this post is going a bit too serious but had to say it. Have a good day sir and respect everyone.
2019-02-03 15:52
I did not say they would attack. Or that you have beef with russians just that if they would attack with thair full straight(no nukes) I honestly give you less than 48h
2019-02-03 17:54
#144
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Finland Orchard 
Well honestly you should read first post again and educate yourself on the subject. You clearly don't have any idea what you are talking about. Also, scenario what you are describing is never going to happen. If Russia attacks us, there is war going on in several borders and they wouldn't attack with full strength.
2019-02-03 18:19
Ofc they would be fighting against bigger fish thats the whole point on my comment no disrespect but you cant compare Russia vs Finland you are vastly overpowered in any way when it comes to war with Russia.
2019-02-03 18:44
#150
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Finland Orchard 
Just look at the facts I have posted. I would like you to argue against the first post I made. Now you are only making straw man arguments.
2019-02-03 19:04
#216
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Finland FakeHltv 
We would get rekt lul
2019-08-12 16:05
Yeah Finland would probably get fucked hard but it would be costly as hell for Russia. The war would never end because of guerrilla warfare. And that's the whole point of finnish defence forces, make it as costly as possible for the attacker so that it would not be worth to attack
2019-08-12 15:51
#223
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Finland Orchard 
+1
2019-08-12 17:00
u salty cuz u ahadnt chance against soviet at ww2 and not even now
2019-08-12 17:14
#305
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Korea ARBOGA 
o7
2019-08-15 02:01
the most elaborate ence meme to date.
2019-01-20 18:13
#9
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Finland Orchard 
Thank you my poutine-eating friend.
2019-01-20 19:24
Careful with that phrase there eh bud
2019-01-31 22:02
#45
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Finland Orchard 
Why? How could someone get offended by that? It's Canada so i guess it's possible. I love poutine though.
2019-01-31 22:35
Its a sensitive topic. Canada wants to says its Canadian. But Quebecois say its Quebecois. Huge culture war. Moose be dying left and right i tell ya bud
2019-02-01 02:04
#52
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Finland Orchard 
Ok sounds too much like modern world to me. Foking cultural appropriation mate!
2019-02-01 09:02
great poutine war can easily be compared to IRA and the UK conflicts
2019-02-01 12:47
Listen you fucking Fin, stay out of Canadian politics
2019-02-01 13:20
ooh you a bit cranky there bud aye? what wrong ehh
2019-02-01 13:33
Finish racialist using appropriating Canadian slang
2019-02-01 21:37
#81
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Finland Orchard 
:D Ok I will. Eat some poutine and chill man!
2019-02-01 19:50
We are more than poutine!!!! We made the arm for the space station you know!!!!
2019-02-01 21:38
#93
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Finland Orchard 
Very cool.
2019-02-01 21:54
thank you canada, very cool!
2019-02-02 07:49
that's pretty cool
2019-08-16 19:49
you know a post is old when i see my dead body posting comments over there
2019-08-12 17:48
2019-01-20 19:27
#13
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Finland Orchard 
Beautiful.
2019-01-20 19:30
If it’s so good why isn’t your country in rainbow six siege but 3rd world countries like Morocco are
2019-01-20 19:28
#14
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Finland Orchard 
(((why would that be))) Also, when did we start to measure how powerful something is by their role in video games?
2019-01-20 19:37
woke
2019-08-12 02:52
#85
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Denmark ta9239487234 
Ubisoft got denied when they asked our president if they could add them
2019-02-01 20:33
#173
Aleksib | 
Finland Slyp3 
Source :D
2019-08-12 02:47
#184
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Finland Nuori_sergej 
Oiskohan ollu iltasanomis joskus tosta juttua, en jaksa ettiä
2019-08-12 15:37
#237
Aleksib | 
Finland Slyp3 
Googled for a while, didn't find anything. I don't think his statement is correct.
2019-08-12 19:03
#257
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Finland Nuori_sergej 
I think i have read about that before, could be even from hltv forums so probably not valid source or i remember wrong. I dont know mens))))
2019-08-13 21:15
Highly doubt thats the case tho :D since jægerkorpset which just got added to siege is literally top secret whatever they do... which is why they made the joke in siege that pretty much nøkks entire bio is redacted... so if pretty much the most secret special force that you barely hear from can get added to siege im sure any special force etc can be added. And why on earth wud they even need anyones permission to use a name...
2019-08-16 20:10
#413
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Finland Nuori_sergej 
Yeah you are probably right
2019-08-16 22:10
Thx for info
2019-01-20 19:29
#15
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Finland Orchard 
You are welcome.
2019-01-20 19:48
#16
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Finland Orchard 
I hope nobody will doubt Finland being a military super power again.
2019-01-20 20:44
#268
erkaSt | 
France CKs1 
Again ? Explain me men)))
2019-08-14 11:26
#306
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Finland Orchard 
I mean that now that I have explained everything.
2019-08-15 02:10
hahahahha sure buddy
2019-01-31 20:12
#20
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Finland Orchard 
Yep. If you don't agree with something I said, feel free to argue.
2019-01-31 20:59
I don't think he know the next step after disagree with smth. Its just too much
2019-01-31 21:02
no, I have no interest to look in this subject that seems just another meme.
2019-01-31 21:15
#25
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Finland Orchard 
Thread is about Finnish Defence Forces.
2019-01-31 21:16
#23
JULTN1 | 
Estonia HDTanel 
yeezus khrist just shut up
2019-01-31 21:05
#40
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Finland Orchard 
Why? ;__;
2019-01-31 22:10
Kim-Jong is jelly cause of Finnish super army.
2019-08-13 05:41
Pekka Siitoin is the Valtakunnanjohtaja. Aka Suomen Führer. Check youtube.
2019-01-31 21:24
#44
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Finland Orchard 
I'm actually reading a book about him. Very cool.
2019-01-31 22:26
amazing
2019-01-31 21:25
russian professional army 2019 > conscript army with obsolete materiél in 1939 if they invaded again i think the main body would breeze through suomi. even though finns would deffo fight a partisan war.
2019-01-31 21:52
#37
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Finland Orchard 
I doubt that will ever happen. We won't be alone ever again and I'm not referring being part of NATO. Although I personally think that we have that "option" even if shit hits the fan.
2019-01-31 21:58
Hahahahaha won't be alone? Which country is actually willing to put their mens against Russia just to help a small forest village?
2019-08-13 05:42
#251
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Finland Orchard 
You think that if Russia is attacking Finland that war would be fought only in Finnish border?
2019-08-13 06:21
#259
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Finland Jodecast 
HAHAHAAHHAHA russian army is nothing without nukes dude
2019-08-13 21:21
#342
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Albania JonZherka 
Lmao nt
2019-08-16 08:02
#344
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Finland Jodecast 
haha dude its fucking trash :D
2019-08-16 08:44
Lmao nt
2019-08-16 18:46
basically you guys modeled your army after ence?
2019-01-31 22:02
#43
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Finland Orchard 
Ence got their winning tactics from the fatherland's army.
2019-01-31 22:26
Nice b8 Ootko kattonu paljo suomi laittaa rahaa armeijaan vuosittain XDDD? Jopa vähemmän, kuin Ruotsi XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
2019-01-31 22:11
#42
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Finland Orchard 
"Nice b8" I hope you educate yourself on this subject and hopefully serve in the army before contributing to the subject. It's not about money spend.
2019-01-31 22:15
This is true. In ence, they don't call it lurking, they call it MOTTI. Nothing the enemy can do. Ence wins the major.
2019-01-31 22:39
#55
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Finland Orchard 
+1
2019-02-01 09:10
+1
2019-08-12 15:53
#278
Golden | 
Finland gassed 
+1
2019-08-14 15:01
Swedish army is gay
2019-01-31 22:42
I like the skiing part
2019-02-01 02:06
#53
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Finland Orchard 
Yes we do ski alot in army, atleast in northen battalions.
2019-02-01 09:07
#51
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Finland v3tu 
i.ylilauta.org/b9/eea6e159/unarmed%20sec.. Finnish conscripts carrying invaders' luggage for them.
2019-02-01 02:13
#54
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Finland Orchard 
Ah, first russian bot introduced to thread. How many rubles did you get working that late?
2019-02-01 09:09
#56
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Russia v0x1k 
Russia would fuck you up ngl. tanks, jets. Be overwhelmed just by numbers.
2019-02-01 09:24
#57
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Finland Orchard 
Did you even read my post? You are just wrong.
2019-02-01 09:26
#60
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Finland santedek 
He is just yellow teeth
2019-02-01 09:37
#68
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Russia v0x1k 
wow 20 year old come back
2019-02-01 10:01
#71
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Finland santedek 
Brexit
2019-02-01 10:50
#74
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Russia v0x1k 
hows that even a come back aswell. Your bad at this go back to worrying about russia invading you.
2019-02-01 11:00
#75
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Finland santedek 
Nt smooya
2019-02-01 11:02
#82
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Finland Orchard 
Yea just smooya things. Will never happen bud I'm sorry.
2019-02-01 19:49
#99
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Finland Orchard 
Hah, you were RYSSÄ after all. No worries, Iivana, tuus hakee leivän päälle voita.
2019-02-02 21:59
#101
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Finland Orchard 
Like last time ryssä tried? Went pretty well.
2019-02-02 22:11
#112
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Russia v0x1k 
ok ok. new era
2019-02-02 23:05
#260
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Finland Jodecast 
thats what they said last time
2019-08-13 21:22
It's just ez
2019-02-01 09:35
#61
REAL | 
Norway strifer- 
Very good Finland
2019-02-01 09:38
learn to smile maybe first
2019-02-01 09:42
#64
flusha | 
Finland ))) 
Lol no
2019-02-01 09:45
meanwhile in US: >inserts fat kids images
2019-02-01 09:56
2019-02-01 10:55
now this is epic
2019-02-01 09:56
Ok, this is epic
2019-02-01 10:06
#70
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Russia v0x1k 
Russia has bigger fish to get trust me
2019-02-01 10:08
#94
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Finland Orchard 
Yes that is absolutely true. Baltic sea is pretty important to Russia though.
2019-02-02 07:34
#102
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Myanmar xdcc 
Ukraine and Belarus first. Then 50/50 Latvia or Finland. Finland no NATO but Latvia has a lot of Russians so they could cause some havoc and hope NATO doesn't retaliate.
2019-02-02 22:16
estonia better
2019-02-01 20:40
#90
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Finland Orchard 
Nono my nordic brother. We don't need to argue about that. We will help you next time but bro, did you even resist last time against two different countries? I must say that Estonia is one of the few NATO-countries who is still taking care of their defence forces. And that is mainly because of influence from finnish officers warning about not doing it.
2019-02-01 20:55
we small bro
2019-02-02 16:13
#98
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Finland Orchard 
And we are not compared to Russia or Germany?
2019-02-02 21:01
basically sisu>any army
2019-02-02 22:29
ez4ence
2019-02-02 22:29
aamuja t. alik kivikyrpä
2019-02-02 22:35
I hope we will never find it out. also EZ4ENCE is just a meme, even ENCE players know that. Almost 0% chance of winning a major
2019-02-02 23:12
#114
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Finland Orchard 
Well atleast much better chance than any russian team. ;)
2019-02-02 23:22
so what? I don't care ;) peace.
2019-02-02 23:24
#116
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Finland Orchard 
Once again Finland will be superior.
2019-02-02 23:25
0/8 baiter =)) being that nationalist in 2k19 is delusional
2019-02-02 23:27
#119
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Finland Orchard 
Globalist shill stfu. Jeez (((who would be behind that post)))? I mean, ENCE's goal is to be in top16, but I believe only sky is the limit with this lineup.
2019-02-02 23:32
Im not a globalist lul, Im just being realistic and you living in your dreams. Have a nice day, Orchard
2019-02-03 08:42
#138
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Finland Orchard 
Let's just see when ENCE wins. >hope we will never find out if finland can fight in their own ground against russia With this I do agree.
2019-02-03 15:45
#145
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Russia RIMJOBOB 
but you lost all your wars:)))))) enjoy muslims !
2019-02-03 18:25
#146
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Finland Orchard 
>keep independence as a only country in eastern border of europe against soviet union, cause 5-6 times more casualties >lost war Now you really have to choose, bud. Also your country has approximately 10 million muslims and Finland has 37365 - 41665. Enjoy indeed. :)
2019-02-03 18:40
#148
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Russia RIMJOBOB 
>keep independence loool you are delusional, finland was never independenent our leader ( stalin ) chose your leader cant remember he name. but there was a pact friendship coordination ussr controlled finland politics during that time 100% retard and in continuation war u lost more when compared to population also u got ur ass kicked u ran like chickens do ! u ran in fear ! when we put actually power, finland was never our focus we didnt care. we marched to berlin and crushed the "Unbeatalble" nazi bastards but in my country muslims dont rape like they do in ur country and u dont do anything about it cause you are euronistan noob also in ur country more brown people we dont have them like black etc enjoy ur race mixing they like finnish girls hahah
2019-02-03 18:45
#149
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Finland Orchard 
Nice delusions man. Enjoy your 3 world shit country. :) >more brown people we dont have them like black etc enjoy ur race mixing What the fuck :D I wouldn't talk about races as a sub-human.
2019-02-03 18:57
#151
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Finland Orchard 
2019-02-03 19:10
#154
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Russia RIMJOBOB 
yea nice euronistan photo, where is all the terrorists attacks from europe LOL! enjoy being puppet state of eu, you will lose ur independence soon u sheep to multicultluriallsim state union
2019-02-03 20:52
#155
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Finland Orchard 
Yea sure. imgur.com/a/qaGEAbZ This is what happens if you ever try again, Iivana.
2019-02-04 08:03
#304
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Finland Jodecast 
yeah its so nice isnt it, 6,5% of russian population muslims megalul Ever think about why no one wants to move to your country, oh waits because its a shithole
2019-08-15 01:01
Amazing what propaganda does even to smart people like you, Dima.
2019-08-13 05:46
#164
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Finland Orchard 
"Just a meme" :DDDD Omfg how retarded can one ryssä be.
2019-02-28 23:16
Lul, why are you replying to this after long time? Still mad or something? Too much hate in ur heart. Also Na'Vi gonna beat ENCE so go find some excuses before its too late. Well, ence fans are the worst in this community, even mibr fans aren't that delusional
2019-02-28 23:52
#167
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Finland Orchard 
NaVi going to loose like every Ukranian boy in winter war.
2019-03-01 00:22
Poor victim of propaganda, trying to insult people by remembering winter war lul, no one cares. Hope you will get yourself a better brain some day. /closed
2019-03-01 00:32
#169
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Finland Orchard 
It's in our culture to generate power from those terrible times and the spirit that got us through back then. We have own word for this thing, it's called "sisu". en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sisu
2019-03-01 00:41
#171
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Finland Orchard 
"Also Na'Vi gonna beat ENCE so go find some excuses before its too late." :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
2019-03-11 22:10
#123
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Norway Hyggeligulv 
Fantastic thread! Read it all, I will cheer for Ence now, only because of you and your glorious efforts!
2019-02-02 23:33
#130
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Finland Orchard 
You made a tear in my eye, my nordic brother.
2019-02-02 23:40
Defending what? retarded freedom hating welfare state OMEGALUL eroa-armeijasta.fi/ thx
2019-02-03 11:24
#140
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Finland Orchard 
Defending our people, our culture and our land from people attacking us.
2019-02-03 15:50
:puke:
2019-02-03 20:25
#156
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Finland Orchard 
Rootless globalist
2019-02-04 09:17
#303
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Finland Jodecast 
dude you are so mad, move to china if you thinks its so bad here, but you will come back crying
2019-08-15 00:58
LUL enjoy ur collectivism already left that shithole and living in monaco 😎😎
2019-08-15 11:53
#319
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Finland Jodecast 
Cool story :DDDD
2019-08-15 12:33
#209
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Finland Autisthicc 
wow thanks for this links men i will use
2019-08-12 16:00
+1+1+1+ man, respekk
2019-02-03 19:12
de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Simo_H%C3%A4yh%C3%.. best finnish sniper ever. 800 confirmed kills
2019-02-04 09:46
#158
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Finland Orchard 
800 maybe little bit too much but still one the best in the world. And he didn't even have a scope in his rifle.
2019-02-04 11:42
yeah i know i overkilled it but he had about 600 thats pretty sick K/D if you ask me. he even got headshotted and lived untill 2003 i think
2019-02-04 16:42
#162
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Finland Orchard 
Farmers on skis are the deadliest weapon on earth. imgur.com/a/HqRqYMn
2019-02-04 17:27
xD
2019-02-05 13:09
#200
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Finland FakeHltv 
Ye he lived to like 98 and was running a dog shelter or some shit lol
2019-08-12 15:55
i dont know much about the finnish army but i do know that the story of simo hayha is fucking epic (if thats how you spell it correctly :P)
2019-02-04 11:46
oof didnt see post above
2019-02-04 11:47
#199
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Finland FakeHltv 
Its häyhä but most people dont have those letters so its ok 👌
2019-08-12 15:54
i häve those letters but i wäs läzy :)
2019-08-14 17:38
#298
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Finland FakeHltv 
Its ok)
2019-08-14 18:33
Simo Hayha Is that u? nt Prokda Hayha
2019-02-28 23:17
He wasnt prokda WTF
2019-08-12 15:47
#170
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Finland Orchard 
What a glorious weekend we have ahead of us. #EZ4ENCE #SUOMIPERKELE #TORILLATAVATAAN
2019-03-01 01:39
#172
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Finland Teukkasd 
yes
2019-08-12 02:25
#175
steel | 
Belarus Ruble 
gets invaded by muslims without single shots fired but prepare for war against russia where is the logic? youtube.com/watch?v=gALhUohAjfQ
2019-08-12 02:55
#176
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Finland Orchard 
37k muslims and you call it invasion.
2019-08-12 15:18
#229
steel | 
Belarus Ruble 
soon it is 370k then 3,7 million and then it is r.i.p finland just like swedistan
2019-08-12 17:39
#230
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Finland Orchard 
Not going to happen but thanks for the warning.
2019-08-12 17:40
#242
steel | 
Belarus Ruble 
yep sure :D
2019-08-13 02:31
#261
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Finland Jodecast 
Belarus :DDDD what a russian province actually worse than poor federation Dont be envy of superiors
2019-08-13 21:23
#266
steel | 
Belarus Ruble 
we are not russian province but you are part of the new soviet union aka eu glhf happy times ahead
2019-08-14 03:14
#267
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Finland Jodecast 
Ok then, funny that you say that while we are doing 1000x better than you, not being part of eu is working out for you :D
2019-08-14 11:21
#271
steel | 
Belarus Ruble 
You are doing very good your country is in bankrupt
2019-08-14 13:55
#280
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Finland Jodecast 
hahahahah Thats the best you can come with, im so sorry that you are from a shithole
2019-08-14 15:03
#282
steel | 
Belarus Ruble 
Truth hurts
2019-08-14 15:43
#283
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Finland Jodecast 
Define finland being "bankrupt" Oh wait you cant
2019-08-14 15:49
#338
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Finland Orchard 
Belarus talking about being in bankrupt, nice irony. You have like one street in the whole country where standard of living is the same what is average in Finland.
2019-08-16 07:37
This is why world suck nowadays , warmongering crazies everywhere.. BTW got my C-papers
2019-08-12 15:21
#178
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Finland Orchard 
World sucks because coward people like you are not defending and protecting weaker people. You are rootless individualist who is only alive and able to enjoy this freedom because of people like me.
2019-08-12 15:26
who to protect from ?? XD No one is attacking :D tbh i dint have c-paper I went on civil service. I was there to promote and help youngsters to get involved in sports. Something our fat nation needs. Unlike you who were wasting my tax moneys when shitting in bush and LARPing war which isnt coming
2019-08-12 15:29
#181
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Finland Orchard 
Ok just go fuck yourself.
2019-08-12 15:34
just ''go fuck yourself'' because you have no argumnent ? expected from war mongering mongoloid
2019-08-12 15:41
#205
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Finland Orchard 
Nice thing that you helped youngsters to get in to the sports. You do understand that army is doing the same thing? I think they have little bit better education and pedagogical skills to do that than you.
2019-08-12 15:58
No, most my friends went to army, 0 do sports , NT. But I always see people who talk about army and we3apons like they are so great, hmm used never. War coming ?? Not soon. finland's side ?? Ah i forgot, finland is known for it's IMPARTIALITY. But yes please , do more war mongering in bush. What about equality, all bitches get free pass when I should sit in bush for minimum 6 months for nothing ?? Geting 5€per day. Women start 3rd level education earlier than men in Finland, They move out from their parents on average earlier than men aswell. Any guess what is the reason. Yup it' the war mongering fucks in the bush
2019-08-12 16:03
#217
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Finland Orchard 
Im not "war mongering". I'm just saying that it's absolutely necessary to have a army having +1300km border with Russia. We are doing pretty good with the resources we have. I think woman should have some mandatory civil work like lottakoulu for sure.
2019-08-12 16:09
tbh it's necessary I know. Doesnt matter if nest to russia or not it's still necessary.
2019-08-12 16:11
people like you should get t-papers instead
2019-08-12 15:35
paperi-t worst artist ever
2019-08-12 15:41
yeah nvm, you are just trolling. have fun with your mental illness!
2019-08-12 15:42
no i just dont remember what i t-papers because my life doesnt revolve around military things unlike for most war mongering mongoloids. No mental illnes here neither, (If you dont count too high ÄÖ)
2019-08-12 15:43
#225
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Finland santedek 
T-papers are Toilet papers
2019-08-12 17:05
Then yes please if it's free and soft
2019-08-12 17:21
I wonder which is worse: not knowing "iq" or the fact you can't spell it right with your first language
2019-08-13 06:30
It's joke XD
2019-08-13 14:40
#193
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Finland Orchard 
+1 I don't bother to answer to retarded trolls like this.
2019-08-12 15:46
But you did ansswer to me XD Who is the retard now ?
2019-08-12 17:20
#339
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Finland Orchard 
You. End of the discussion.
2019-08-16 07:39
It's clearly you, you cant even stop answering even tho you said you dont answer ''trolls like this'' XD Insecure much ?? And you said im only alive because people like you ?? People who argue on internet and sits on their ass is the reason im alive ? You do realize its not 1950 anymore. It's fact that we need military but IMO we should support that EU gets common military. Mandatory service is plain dumb, In 2k19 no one is going to attack finland, specially when we are in EU. Men lose 1 year of their youth for this war playing. Women progress in their careers in this time. What about the people who die while doing service ? Its very unlikely to happen but it has happened, did these people die for their country ? NO, they died for fucking nothing. I also heard stories that some people were forced to run cooper test while having fever, that is also risking life for nothing. Wouldn't be surprised that in the future we have some nutjob doing service who just decides to shoot others because he feels sad. Edit: BTW this is the end of discussion, i'm not answering unless you provide good answer.
2019-08-16 16:01
#347
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Finland Orchard 
When I was said "people like me" I was referring to my willing to fight for this country. You clearly don't share the same values or even appreciate our grandfathers/great-grandfathers who fought and maybe lost their lives doing it. We do need mandatory service since there wouldn't be enough troops otherwise. Sweden understood this and returned to the mandatory service. There is many benefits doing your service. You learn social skills and how to be part of group. AUK/RUK is clearly a huge bonus in your CV. Of course it's not for everyone and I do understand that for some people social service is better option. If you are too scared pussy to say that you have a fever and you won't run a cooper test, maybe you should die then. Pure darwinism. People with mental issues are spotted by cadre and nowadays they are also trained to the scenario you described.
2019-08-16 16:20
Like I said its not 1950 anymore, we dont need that big military power, I do appreciate the people who fought, my grandfather halvaantui in in war. But its in the past, its different now, you think Russia would come and attack Finland a member of EU and get away with it without repercussions ? And as we are united Europe like EU, why couldnt we have whole EU military then which would pay wages to it's soldiers. One part you might be right, I might not be willing to fight for this country, I'm not sure. Depends on the war really but if we had war Russia vs Finland you would be sure that i'm fled already. It's lost war´, winter war ''miracle'' wont happen again in that scenario. But if we had like ww3 I probably would fight, depending on the allies. Finland has given me a lot and im grateful for that too, but I'm still not going to fight in a losing war just because some powerful individuals decide so, in our ''equal'' world.
2019-08-16 16:20
#349
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Finland Orchard 
Of course it would be a bigger conflict if Russia ever attacks Finland again and there would be many countries involved. EU military couldn't be as nearly as effective because it takes too much time to mobilize. Finland would also be a net payer once again. You are clearly a poor victim of propaganda if you think we don't have any chances to defend our country and make it too costly to Russia. Too much soy man, grow a pair.
2019-08-16 16:32
I just wanna add one thing more, I heard for multiple people who did their military service that it's mostly waiting and waiting.. So we should spend 6-12 months from our best years to military service where we just wait and wait.. If not EU military the mandatory service should be cut to 3 months, others (like you) who enjoy this kind of thing can spend there longer. And it's not soy XD It's just reality, Russia learned from that and we have modern techonology, they souldnt send ukrainians with too less clothes to attack again. They were overconfident last time with worse technology than now and still we lost areas. With modern technology they would walk over us, and it's not because i'm soyboy, it's just facts.
2019-08-16 16:35
#352
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Finland Orchard 
Maybe it depends where you do your service. If you have no ambition and you just cut corners you will have a bad experience. If you challenge yourself and give it all you got you will have great time and so many memorable moments. In 3 months you wouldn't learn anything well enough. If something, we should make it at least 18-24 months to everyone. You really should educate yourself on modern technology that our army is using if you think we don't have anything to match up theirs. You clearly don't know what you are talking about and it makes you look ignorant. + absolute cucked-helsinki-soyboy with that loser mentality
2019-08-16 16:45
Haha, sure and have you educated yourself with the technology Russia is using then ?? Their military is the 5th biggest in the world and do you think they dont have modern technology XD I have realistic mentality, not your ''MY NATION!!!!1 is best'' mentality. 3 months is enough if the time is spent effectively and not for just waiting and waiting. And all this speculation is pointless, like I said the war is not coming, Russia is maybe our biggest threat and I guarantee that they are not gonna attack Finland. If they attack someone it's most likely ex-soviet nations, like what happened with Ukraine.
2019-08-16 17:27
#361
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Finland Orchard 
Yes I know ~95% of equipment Russia is using. I didn't say they don't have modern technology although a huge portion of it is old. Old doesn't mean is not effective though. A lot of their nukes are very old. nbcnews.com/news/vladimir-putin/new-russ.. Speculation is never pointless when talking about warfare. You are just too young, naive and ignorant to understand this. If Russia attacks any Baltic country/Poland Finland would be in huge alarm and probably taking part of that war too.
2019-08-16 17:39
Maybe but possibly no, Finland is known to be maintaining it's impartiality. I also dont think Russia is attacking anything, they already got so huge backlash from the crimea conflict. I think they understand it's not worth it economically, meanwhile one ''great'' country go and ''liberate'' some countries with no repercussions
2019-08-16 18:00
#365
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Finland Orchard 
Yes not likely right now, but everything can chance in a heartbeat. Do yourself a favor and read some history.
2019-08-16 18:11
I have read history but it's different now, there was never as peaceful time as now. People talk about globalisation and such, it's not anymore the same.
2019-08-16 18:15
#370
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Finland Orchard 
"It's different now". The famous last words before shit hits the fan.
2019-08-16 18:18
If/when shit hits the fan, we would be fine even with soldiers with effective 3 months training, and our EU allies.
2019-08-16 18:25
#372
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Finland Orchard 
This is pretty funny at this point. You think you know everything better, although not even one expert on the subject would say that 3 months is enough to train a proper soldier. EU allies won't help if people here are complete dumbfucks like you.
2019-08-16 18:33
EU allies would help, look how they helped greece and spain economically for example. Completely dumbfuck shit they do and EU still help. Maybe it's not enough but you get enough basics in that time, then IF something happens they could get little more training while the people who idolize war and have served longer organize it. It's fucking dumb to spend 6-12 months of your best years of living in military service which you dont most likely need ever. In Switzerland the service is like 3 months I think ? Why did nobody invade switzerland ? Aren't they then under a threat ? Not part of EU either and rich country ?? But no, they are not under a threat still like we are not.
2019-08-16 18:36
#374
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Finland Orchard 
Helping economically is different than helping with troops. OFC I hope that we would get help if needed but we can't just count on that. To be part of group and active reservist doesn't mean that you "idolize" war. So fucking stupid to even suggest that. If you think geopolitically even for 1 second you would understand why you can't compare Switzerland and Finland.
2019-08-16 18:43
Yea because big russia bad !! Finnish soldiers are one of the best in the world. I'm sure even with 3 months of training they would be top tier. And like I said people who likes this kind of stuff can serve longer if they want. But i wouldnt spend 6,9 or 12 months in fucking forest, receiving 5e/day to prepare for war which isnt happening. If they paid normal wage like even 11e/hour then yeah, but 5e per day its like slavery, fun being the puppet in big men game. And meanwhile when men sit in bush or wherever doing nothing, most likely eaiting to something, receiving 5e/day, women study or work and progress in their careers, very fair.
2019-08-16 19:03
#380
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Finland Orchard 
"Best in the world" That's because of the well planned education which takes 6-12 months. You don't have to go to the army and what I have read, I really suggest you not to go. (It's because you are annoying know-it-all, naive ignorant cucked soyboy kid in HLTV). What comes to money I really can't complain. You get +11,9€ per day if you serve 12 months, army is paying your rent and you get 3 warm meals per day + evening snack. Time to train your body and mind and you can study in evenings if you want to.
2019-08-16 19:14
I'm not know it all, I'm just saying my opinion why this shit is useless nowadays. 11.9e per day on average or just during the last 3 months ? Anyway it's ridiculously low. And even if I study in the evenings instead of relaxing after a hard day at forest or whatever. The people who study in actual school have still the advantage. It's not about studying that much, it's about the fucking degree. But you dont have to worry, I went to civil service, where I helped young people to get into sports for example. I did all kinds of work, normal office work, IT-support, maintenance, little bit of cleaning, helped organize tournaments and probably more. I'm sure this is better for my CV than ''I was tykkimies XD''
2019-08-16 19:25
#385
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Finland Orchard 
You are fucking annoying little cuck that has no idea about politics or warfare. I have a degree but I went to army and I don't understand why you cry so much about it. You have all the time in the world to study, but only once-in-a-lifetime chance to do your military service. Yes I can smell the soy when reading your low testosterone text. Most of the managers still appreciate military service and you can just guess when two otherwise equal job applicant are being compared witch one looks better: "civil worker" or "laskuvarjojääkäri".
2019-08-16 19:34
Yeah because everybody goes to laskuvarjojääkäri XD You are just salty old fart who cant accept that world is changing, keep living in the past. I dont care how much you think I have soy but guess what.. If anyone is going to attack here they gonna attack Helsinki, and while I soyboy chill in my basement you have to defend me. Thanks for that. And I have good enough talking skills where I can explain well why I prefer civil service over military. I'm also not applying to jobs with some old war monger fart as a boss
2019-08-16 19:34
#388
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Finland Orchard 
If you think you have a basement where you can just chill when war is going on I have some bad news for you. Every boss would take a real man who has done his military service rather than weak civil worker.
2019-08-16 19:39
Just a reminder here that you spent quite a lot of time answering me, even though ''I don't bother to answer to retarded trolls like this.'' And ofc I know I cant chill in my basement when war is going on, im just gonna shoot myself to leg and be praised as a war hero who survived and get benefits because I injured during war. Or maybe I'm fled to some other country already. And maybe if you apply to your autoamis jobs they want a ''real man'' who went to military service, but I'm going to apply for jobs which require brain and thinking, and for that military service does nothing, unless one went to AUK or RUK. But my civil service does a lot for it because it shows how versatile I can be as a worker.
2019-08-16 19:46
#392
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Finland Orchard 
If you even compare 1 year service being a officer to civil work you are actually retarded. If you think there isn't any lists who is in front lines, you are actually retarded. I hope you shoot yourself trying that. If you think you can just "fled" to other country when war is going on, you are actually retarded. Your civil service only shows to managers that you are weak and cucked.
2019-08-16 19:51
AXAXAXAXAXAA, now you are just writing nonsense. I know i'm probably in the list to frontline but doesnt matter, people have fled from countries with war before too XD And civil service doesnt show to manager that i'm cucked, most managers dont have ur mentality, like I said before it's useful if you go to autoamis level job or have gone AUK/RUK then its actually useful. I said before this also, stop living in the fucking past you old fart. But yes I think u consider sitting in woods and waiting around in kasarmi more useful to our nation, than helping elderly, getting young people involved in sports, or helping in any other public service. If you say to manager when applying job that you chose civil service because you wanted to use the time to actually help and not play war it's automatic points.
2019-08-16 20:01
#396
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Finland Orchard 
You don't seem to be so good about scenarios so I don't think you would fled beforehand. During the war that is basically impossible, but even thinking something like that is something only petty little rootless cuck like you would do. I have only talk about benefits of AUK/RUK so stfu already. That is way more beneficial than your toilet cleaning and diaper changing. This went to the south only because of you started trolling and talking about things you have 0% of knowledge so I will end this now. You will probably still cry but it's ok. I always give the last word to the loser. "wanted to use the time to actually help and not play war it's automatic points." Yea, a big fat minus point.
2019-08-16 20:09
It's not big fat minus point, U have to realize it's 2019. And how would you know how good i'm at anything. It's sad that you have to insult me so hard in every comment. It doesnt tell about me, it tells about you. And yes AUK/RUK is the only thing were is benefits in army, in civil service there is far more and if nothing else it's work experience atleast. Sry if you are driver in army there is benefits too but thats it. And i'm not crying, you seem upset and more likely crying. I only talk for killing time because i'm at work. You are typical idiot who only see things from one point of view and think that most think like you. That's where you are wrong. anyway it was nice to kill time with you, have a good night
2019-08-16 20:20
Axaxaxaxa after reading this thread a bit I realized that you are just like typical bitter virgin, most likely circlejerk in ylilauta how immigrants bad and what new tanks has come out XD I suggest you go outside and maybe move to actual city with some life. Or just see a doctor
2019-08-16 21:06
#409
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Finland Orchard 
2019-08-16 21:24
Man this thing applies to you XD just look how mad you are here against everyone but those who circlejerk with you XD combine that with your overly nationalistic delusions. Im honest now, I dont like this world, i actually hate it. But im still happy most of the time, im not afraid admitting im wrong, im not afraid of apologizing and I try to learn all the time, even the smallest things and I like hearing other perspectives too so I wouldnt be so narrow minded. (like you). And even if I dont like the world I still adapt with it, thats how one can succeed easier. This is seriously my final reply. I wish you are well, have a good night and try not to get too upset about internet people
2019-08-16 21:41
#412
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Finland Orchard 
You just got baited and served, my fellow hltv user and friend. Nice to hear your leftist-cuck-ass crying though, it was very pleasant and entertaining. Thanks for the novel about your sad and pathetic life. :)
2019-08-16 21:56
#183
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Finland m1b 
this is actually really interesting topic to read! i wanted to go to military service in some point, but i'm too weak for that to be honest, so i don't want to be one of the clowns that leave right away after like 1 week.
2019-08-12 15:36
#191
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Finland Orchard 
You would get in shape fast there. If you still have a chance to go, I hope you consider it.
2019-08-12 15:45
#195
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Finland m1b 
yeah, that is one point why i even considered going there. but i'm way too insecure about myself, and also it feels awful when some guys still think that girls who want to join the military service are just going to suck everyones dick, but i probably shouldn't listen everyone. i do have years to think about it, so we'll see :)
2019-08-12 15:48
don't take anything "special" like driver or AUK etc and you will only serve 165 days.
2019-08-12 15:45
#196
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Finland m1b 
well, if i go to military service i definitely would love to be a military police for sure, so it would be 255 days (?) not sure.
2019-08-12 15:50
why would u pick that. Its just 24/7 sitting at a gate as a guard doing nothing
2019-08-12 15:57
#206
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Finland m1b 
the training is super interesting imo, and few friends of mine really did like it aswell :) it's not just sitting at a gate
2019-08-12 15:59
#206
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Finland m1b 
the training is super interesting imo, and few friends of mine really did like it aswell :) it's not just sitting at a gate
2019-08-12 15:59
It literally is 24/7 guard duty (unless you serve in Santahamina) You're gonna regret it my men))
2019-08-12 16:03
#213
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Finland m1b 
stop it men ((
2019-08-12 16:04
yes it would be 255 days
2019-08-12 18:15
needing to be in shape for army is a myth nowadays
2019-08-12 15:56
#208
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Finland m1b 
well it's not that im overweight, i just don't have any stamina nor power in me
2019-08-12 16:00
#236
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Finland Orchard 
If you are a woman and you are not in a top notch shape, I wouldn't go. No offence.
2019-08-12 18:20
#241
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Finland m1b 
yeah, i agree, so non taken :)
2019-08-12 21:12
i stopped reading after The main task
2019-08-12 15:37
#186
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United States Trump2020KAG 
To long didn’t finnish 🤣😂🤣
2019-08-12 15:38
#238
 | 
Finland Orchard 
Haha! Good one men))😎😎 Never heard that one before. 😎😎
2019-08-12 20:00
I have 😎
2019-08-16 19:57
#202
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Finland Autisthicc 
men i had my army doctor appointment because am supposed to go to the militarys and i skipped it pls no send polices to my house
2019-08-12 15:56
#210
 | 
Finland Orchard 
You will call to the aluetoimisto right away. puolustusvoimat.fi/aluetoimistot
2019-08-12 16:01
#221
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Finland Autisthicc 
i think i will do what this ALPHA reddit user did))))) sexy man had balls to say no. also wtf wrong with his hand i.imgur.com/zhStrJV.jpg?1 reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/61rzb3/iama_1..
2019-08-12 16:13
#240
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Finland Orchard 
>alpha >reddit user
2019-08-12 20:10
By all of this you mean they'll freeze to death? Sounds right to me.
2019-08-12 15:57
#218
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Poland Czari10 
SUOMI PERKELE EZ FOR FINALND EZ4ENCE ENCE PENCE W KTOREJ RECE W ZLEJ ALEKSIB MASTERMIND
2019-08-12 16:10
Finnish Defence Force Lmao army of peasants with farmer stick lol
2019-08-12 17:44
#265
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Finland Jodecast 
Turkey talking megaluuuul
2019-08-13 21:27
Turkish army >>> peasant army in everyway
2019-08-14 14:17
#277
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Finland Jodecast 
hahahah sorry nobody cares about some shithole that has a religious president ruining his own country
2019-08-14 15:00
Yeah thats why nobody gives shit about your shitland hahaha
2019-08-14 15:24
#284
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Finland Jodecast 
hahaha im so sorry that Finland is one of the best countries to live in, while turkey is full trash
2019-08-14 15:50
Lmao funniest joke ever just wondering how mamy tourist visiting your shitland while Turkey about 40+ millions per year
2019-08-14 17:09
#286
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Finland Jodecast 
hahahaha, dude your country is shit :D worst flex ever
2019-08-14 17:27
Nothing would be worse than your shitland i think,most retarded people on planet,mongoloid genes,not even good in anything. I would go suicide if im that kind of useless people from your ass country lol.
2019-08-14 17:34
#292
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Finland Jodecast 
lol funny that you say that while everything is better here than in turkey megalul your logic working out there religious idiot
2019-08-14 17:40
Only better thing has finland ithan Turkey is being shit and having most mentally damaged people.
2019-08-14 17:44
#294
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Finland Jodecast 
hahaha dude you are so mad, sorry that turkey is a shithole
2019-08-14 17:45
Im not mad actually im getting so funxd
2019-08-14 17:54
#296
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Finland Jodecast 
dude your english is as bad as your third world country
2019-08-14 17:58
My english is fine but this is not our subject
2019-08-14 18:31
#301
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Finland Jodecast 
" not our subject" Says it all
2019-08-14 20:30
#341
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Croatia gmchanger97 
Suicide bombers are bad war strategy in long term
2019-08-16 07:50
Simo Hayha best awper))
2019-08-12 20:01
Yes mens)))
2019-08-13 05:39
wtf reported I was expecting you to write a post about a new chess opening
2019-08-13 05:51
I guess we both realise that IF Russia really had plans for you, you would do nothing but lay down and die. All that defence force is just a masquerade. Have a good day.
2019-08-13 06:02
#262
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Finland Jodecast 
What happen last time? And last time we where alone in the beginning, not the same situation today
2019-08-13 21:24
we only managed not to die last time because soviet commanders were stupid today? no
2019-08-14 11:42
I said IF Russia really had plans for you, unlike last time when they had Nazis to fucus on and do you really believe you would win in a sole 1 on 1 or?
2019-08-15 02:17
#320
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Finland Jodecast 
Well in a situation where they would attack with full force and dont give a single f about casualties etc yeah we would lose But in reality the attack would be so expensive that it would not be worth it
2019-08-15 12:35
Agree, it's really fascinating how you could defend yourselves against them, well done. I guess they won't try again in the near future.
2019-08-15 12:36
#322
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Finland Jodecast 
Well the thing is why would they in the first place, its not like Finland is a threat against anyone, sad that back in the day they blamed us for attacking them so that the world would not judge soviet for attacking finland in the first place
2019-08-15 13:45
Nothing like starting the day by reading some propaganda on HLTV.
2019-08-13 06:25
#307
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Finland Orchard 
Telling the truth isn't propaganda.
2019-08-15 02:14
Tosi cool äijä
2019-08-13 06:33
You were lucky against Ruskis, now they have gopniks and harbass: youtube.com/watch?v=VLW1ieY4Izw
2019-08-13 21:26
#264
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Finland Jodecast 
hahaha poor federation :DDD
2019-08-13 21:27
I don’t know if that army thing it’s bait or not . Even we can beat you lol
2019-08-14 13:59
with what money? xD
2019-08-14 17:35
i hope you dont ran out of ammo
2019-08-14 17:35
For sure we would lost if we attacked there because our army is only for defending but if greece attacked here they would have literally 0 chance
2019-08-15 00:55
Dude I just tell you that to understand that’s a myth ... if Russia attack to Finland , without help you will lost in 2-3 days
2019-08-15 06:31
#313
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Finland Orchard 
Not true. You just don't understand enough to make such a statement.
2019-08-15 08:05
Dude you have 0 submarines 0 frigates 200 aircrafts They have thousand Except if you have Megatron and Optimus in Elsinki , I can believe you with that option .
2019-08-15 09:22
#316
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Finland Orchard 
Maybe just read the first post again then.
2019-08-15 09:59
when was this website last time updated
2019-08-17 12:52
You are aware right that greece pays a lot of money to have that army right. Its comically unproportional. Might I ask why?
2019-08-15 02:17
Cause Turkey , it’s simple If Turkey was a normal neighbor like Italy or Bulgaria all these billions will go to people . p.s We don’t even have soldiers at borders with Bulgaria , cause they are safe
2019-08-15 06:29
Ah, thank you!
2019-08-15 14:14
about 90% spent in Army is to pay salaries and pensions. There was no major equipment program for over 10 years.
2019-08-16 20:14
Does Greece use conscription at all or is the entire army salaried?
2019-08-16 20:36
they use it but its a small portion. Greek Army is a black hole like whole Greek Public State
2019-08-16 21:24
Sorry to hear that buddy
2019-08-17 12:36
Didnt read but if youre think finland army is good then youre right
2019-08-14 13:59
man finland have no army deal with it.
2019-08-14 15:02
#317
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Finland Orchard 
One million soldiers isn't army?
2019-08-15 11:45
hahahaha deal with it lmao
2019-08-15 13:50
#290
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Finland (RANE) 
stfu
2019-08-14 17:36
#310
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Finland Orchard 
no u
2019-08-15 02:24
One nuke on Helsinki and bye
2019-08-15 13:47
Nuke on helsinki but the raditation will affect russia too? And only 1/5 people in Finland lives in Helsinki.
2019-08-15 14:25
You need to nuke it corectly and it will affect only Finland. And killing 1/5 people in Finland or even threatening it will be enough to make all the defense forces surrender.
2019-08-15 14:28
#332
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Finland Jodecast 
Nice one, starting ww3 is a great idea
2019-08-15 15:43
#333
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Finland Orchard 
If Russia ever nukes Helsinki you could imagine that WW3 would be already going on and we would all be living in post-apocalyptic radioactive wasteland.
2019-08-15 15:45
Yes. That's why all these defense forces are useless and just a mascquerade
2019-08-15 15:55
#336
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Finland Orchard 
You make absolutely no sense men)) 😎😎
2019-08-15 15:59
And nothing of value would be lost))
2019-08-15 15:42
#334
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Finland Orchard 
+1 :D:D
2019-08-15 15:48
And still, jOELZ couldn't stand the pressure of being in a team. ok bro. you finnish punks can suck my dick. whats the use of fighting when you cant fight? every finnish guy i've met all looked like sergej lmao
2019-08-15 13:49
#329
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Finland siloquez 
It's name is Defense Forces so the point is not winning a war against Russia but to make it as costly as possible for them to invade. If they'd want to occupy Finland, it's not gonna happen. Even Afghans are repelling USA... Imagine that kinda scenario in north against bit more sophisticated gear and training. Finland doesn't have many aircrafts but do have many extremely skilled pilots. Also artillery is pretty good for defenses. And besides, Russia wanted pieces of Finland in WW2 because of strategic reasons, now they have long range missiles and bomber planes so they don't really need the disadvantage of having many kilometers of border to protect. They can't mobilize their whole army to fight Finland. I know I'm taking this topic too serious but at least ya'll kids learn something.
2019-08-15 14:35
#330
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Finland Orchard 
+1 You are not taking this too serious. ENCE will win StarLadder Berlin Major because of your post.
2019-08-15 15:40
Ruskie pidarases wont launch ground invasion before they accomplish some tasks. Uncle Sameans in Afganistan are complete different scenario
2019-08-16 20:27
#340
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Croatia gmchanger97 
Simo Hayha > any army in the world Today no Simo no party.. maybe if kimi and valteri start driving tanks then its gg
2019-08-16 07:49
Xdddd
2019-08-16 08:26
Well, while the Finnish military is completely built to hold off the Russians, the whole idea is a smokescreen. Our military is built to be intimidating enough to discourage an attack, in an all out war situation we do not have the manpower (roughly 300 - 500k depending on what you define as military personel which can be deployed) and most importantly we do not have the resources to win a long war. However we are equiped to hold off an invasion on home soil for anywhere between 2 - 3 years if needed, and we've got enough personel and equipment as well as training to present a formidable enough foe to be more trouble than its worth if the Russians do wish to attack.
2019-08-16 15:59
nobody cares nerd, jesus christ go make some wikipedia pages instead.
2019-08-16 18:07
Clearly you care, since A: you're reading this thread and went all the way down to comment #346, and B: you took the time to write a comment after going all the way down to comment #346. Stating otherwise would just be a blatant lie.
2019-08-16 19:08
they all commit suicide when its coming to war xD "highestsuiciderate"
2019-08-16 16:37
#353
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Finland Orchard 
Wut? World wide Finland is on place 32 and pretty much average in EU. Belgium seems to be on 22. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_.. So just kys plz.
2019-08-16 16:54
yeah wikidia lol who believes that crap anybody can post anything there
2019-08-20 13:57
#424
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Finland Orchard 
You can check the same list from WHO too.
2019-08-22 17:00
BTW Sicario_ belgium got higher.
2019-08-16 17:48
If Russians decide to, they can wipe whole Nordic countries out of the map in just 1 day, doesnt matter how well you prepared against them, what are you even talking about?
2019-08-16 17:08
#359
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Finland Orchard 
Name checks out
2019-08-16 17:10
Why are u nerds discussing this, Norway out here fucking u guys anyway. ez clap
2019-08-16 18:04
#368
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Finland Orchard 
Kyss meg i reva. youtu.be/Ur4i9eotsiY
2019-08-16 18:15
Norwegian army? Your professional soldiers got fucked by our conscripts in the "realistic" exercise held in Sweden last winter. Pushed back so far the referees had to stop it because your guys would've been outside of the restricted area on a highway if they hadnt stopped it.
2019-08-16 19:28
#386
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Finland Orchard 
+ they cheated :D
2019-08-16 19:33
You are wrong dude, it wasn't Katowice Major but Berlin Major. In Katowice ENCE just showed they can reach the final if they want it, and now they'll show how to win a Major. EZ4ENCE in Berlin
2019-08-16 19:12
#381
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Finland Orchard 
+1
2019-08-16 19:15
#384
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Russia BoumerRU 
ez4ence
2019-08-16 19:30
Russia biggest military in europe, this fact
2019-08-16 19:48
400 replies on troll post, never change hltv
2019-08-16 20:02
#400
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Serbia midafi 
you are a bunch of pussies
2019-08-16 20:22
Finland is dwarf. Irrelevant territories for us. The more interesting and strategically important countries to invade are Sweden, Ukraine, USA.
2019-08-16 20:32
#404
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Finland Orchard 
>Sweden And what is the country next to it not letting you to do that?
2019-08-16 21:02
There's no such country who can stop us. Only respectable and even opponent is USA, but they will struggle in Iran soon, because Trump is dumb.
2019-08-16 21:07
stop russia? when putin dies russia dies.
2019-08-17 12:40
No matter Putin is our leader, or other one. There's no such country who can stop us. Only respectable opponent is USA, but they will struggle in Iran soon, because Trump is dumb.
2019-08-17 13:26
#422
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Finland rolezK1 
EU tactics dude, there isn't any problems in Iran soon cuz all of them move to EU countries to rape and bomb so Iran will not be problem for USA anymore ez for usa to bomb u guys
2019-08-20 14:02
#428
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Finland Orchard 
Russia is a white Nigeria.
2019-09-25 11:37
You are autist and racist. Arabs and Muslims will cut your throat anyway soon.
2019-09-25 12:28
#430
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Finland Orchard 
I was referring to economics.
2019-09-25 12:45
#406
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Japan hirohito 
The main task of the Finnish Defense Forces is domestic defense against Russia. The Finnish Defense Forces is the world's best and most qualified force to this task. We have been designed and practiced throughout the existence of an independent Finland and equipped for one task: defense of our fatherland on our own ground against the Russian armed forces. We have all the doctrines and the whole battle technique that is based on being as effective as possible against the doctrines and combat techniques of the Russian armed forces. We do a very detailed simulations and practice scenarios in the staffs, because we know who is attacking, what kind of equipment is attacking, what are the protocols of the opponent and what is the opponent's doctrine, basic combat methods, etc. The Finnish Defense Forces are backed up in Finnish society during the peace and especially in a crisis, it's so deeply envied in the world (for example, there is four times a year the National Defense Academy's Defense Courses fi.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maanpuolustuskurssi) In general, the crisis resilience of Finnish society is top notch world-class. In the whole Europe, Finnish people willing to fight for their country is the highest being 74%. The Finnish Defense Forces isn't designed and built to carry out wars in third world countries at long service links, unlike the US armed forces, for example. In Europe, the vast majority of the armed forces are specifically designed for crisis management and forcing peace in the developing world, which is why their armed forces are relatively small-sized professional armies being very lightly equipped, because everything must be air-transported. Such a crisis management arm doesn't work in conventional (traditional) warfare where two or more developed states measure one another. For example, the fact that the Karelia Artillery Regimen of the Finnish Defense Forces during the war period is by far the strongest in firepower, most modern and performance-driven group in Europe. A similar system is not really found anywhere else in Europe. Not even from "professional armies" of some countries. Furthermore, military training provided by the Finnish Defense Forces should not be neglected at all. In Finland, the infantry weapon army units even shoot highly sophisticated and demanding combat shots and the same military units also consume considerably more ammunition during training than most professional armies (!!). Whenever Finnish reservists and conscripts are abroad, the Finns get a lot of praise and comments on how "no one would believe that this is a military conscript". A good example of this was in 2016 in the Cold Response exercise in Norway, where the Finnish Mechanized Military Battalion, assembled under the Swedish Brigade. In the delaying battle they caused very large losses to the Norwegian mechanized Telemark battalion, who are professionals-soldiers having experience in Afghanistan and Iraq. They are also specialized in arctic combat. Also the Finnish Air Force is the sharpest in the world in the fight against airplane fighters (air-to-air combat) and in several NATO exercises the Finnish Air Force departments have achieved quite incredible power relations. For example in the Frisian Flag 2013 exercise, Finnish Hornet department of only 6 jets flew against nine NATO-countries Air Forces dropping 100 "enemy" machines during that training before going down. In our culture we are for some reason self-defeating, even though there is no reason for it. And there really isn't any reason for it in this regard. That's why, this MAJOR KATOWICE 2019 will surely be EZ4ENCE.
2019-08-16 21:06
#420
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Finland siloquez 
+111
2019-08-18 02:02
keep it up
2019-08-16 21:08
Finland is awesome country but Russian invasian in 2019 if coordinated correctly wouldn't last very long and the final would capitulate very quickly
2019-08-17 13:58
0/8
2019-08-23 13:47
#423
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Sweden Trkmag 
Why tf would Russia attack Finland?
2019-08-20 14:08
#432
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Sweden ShageN 
Do you forgot about USSR? They were in war against Finland. Same as Russia is attacking Ukraine now. Previously, Russia attacked Georgia and Chechenija.
2019-09-25 12:48
#427
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Finland Teukkasd 
yes man
2019-09-25 11:16
#431
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Sweden ShageN 
Sweden > Finland
2019-09-25 12:47
#433
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Finland Orchard 
Maybe in rape statistics.
2019-09-25 15:29
#435
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Finland Orchard 
2019-09-28 22:12
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