I can see that finland has a big fat cock (no bias)
guess you needed some motivation to get back into barracks today?
the most elaborate ence meme to date.
If it’s so good why isn’t your country in rainbow six siege but 3rd world countries like Morocco are
I hope nobody will doubt Finland being a military super power again.
yeezus khrist just shut up
Pekka Siitoin is the Valtakunnanjohtaja. Aka Suomen Führer. Check youtube.
russian professional army 2019 > conscript army with obsolete materiél in 1939
if they invaded again i think the main body would breeze through suomi. even though finns would deffo fight a partisan war.
basically you guys modeled your army after ence?
Ootko kattonu paljo suomi laittaa rahaa armeijaan vuosittain XDDD?
Jopa vähemmän, kuin Ruotsi XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
This is true. In ence, they don't call it lurking, they call it MOTTI. Nothing the enemy can do. Ence wins the major.
Russia would fuck you up ngl. tanks, jets. Be overwhelmed just by numbers.
learn to smile maybe first
Russia has bigger fish to get trust me
I hope we will never find it out. also EZ4ENCE is just a meme, even ENCE players know that. Almost 0% chance of winning a major
Fantastic thread! Read it all, I will cheer for Ence now, only because of you and your glorious efforts!
i dont know much about the finnish army but i do know that the story of simo hayha is fucking epic (if thats how you spell it correctly :P)
Simo Hayha Is that u?
nt Prokda Hayha
What a glorious weekend we have ahead of us. #EZ4ENCE #SUOMIPERKELE #TORILLATAVATAAN
This is why world suck nowadays , warmongering crazies everywhere..
BTW got my C-papers
this is actually really interesting topic to read!
i wanted to go to military service in some point, but i'm too weak for that to be honest, so i don't want to be one of the clowns that leave right away after like 1 week.
i stopped reading after The main task
To long didn’t finnish
men i had my army doctor appointment because am supposed to go to the militarys and i skipped it
pls no send polices to my house
By all of this you mean they'll freeze to death? Sounds right to me.
SUOMI PERKELE EZ FOR FINALND
ENCE PENCE W KTOREJ RECE
Lmao army of peasants with farmer stick lol
I was expecting you to write a post about a new chess opening
I guess we both realise that IF Russia really had plans for you, you would do nothing but lay down and die. All that defence force is just a masquerade. Have a good day.
Nothing like starting the day by reading some propaganda on HLTV.
I don’t know if that army thing it’s bait or not . Even we can beat you lol
Didnt read but if youre think finland army is good then youre right
man finland have no army deal with it.
One nuke on Helsinki and bye
And still, jOELZ couldn't stand the pressure of being in a team.
ok bro. you finnish punks can suck my dick.
whats the use of fighting when you cant fight? every finnish guy i've met all looked like sergej lmao
It's name is Defense Forces so the point is not winning a war against Russia but to make it as costly as possible for them to invade. If they'd want to occupy Finland, it's not gonna happen. Even Afghans are repelling USA... Imagine that kinda scenario in north against bit more sophisticated gear and training. Finland doesn't have many aircrafts but do have many extremely skilled pilots. Also artillery is pretty good for defenses.
And besides, Russia wanted pieces of Finland in WW2 because of strategic reasons, now they have long range missiles and bomber planes so they don't really need the disadvantage of having many kilometers of border to protect. They can't mobilize their whole army to fight Finland.
I know I'm taking this topic too serious but at least ya'll kids learn something.
Simo Hayha > any army in the world
Today no Simo no party.. maybe if kimi and valteri start driving tanks then its gg
Well, while the Finnish military is completely built to hold off the Russians, the whole idea is a smokescreen. Our military is built to be intimidating enough to discourage an attack, in an all out war situation we do not have the manpower (roughly 300 - 500k depending on what you define as military personel which can be deployed) and most importantly we do not have the resources to win a long war.
However we are equiped to hold off an invasion on home soil for anywhere between 2 - 3 years if needed, and we've got enough personel and equipment as well as training to present a formidable enough foe to be more trouble than its worth if the Russians do wish to attack.
they all commit suicide when its coming to war xD "highestsuiciderate"
If Russians decide to, they can wipe whole Nordic countries out of the map in just 1 day, doesnt matter how well you prepared against them, what are you even talking about?
Why are u nerds discussing this, Norway out here fucking u guys anyway. ez clap
You are wrong dude, it wasn't Katowice Major but Berlin Major. In Katowice ENCE just showed they can reach the final if they want it, and now they'll show how to win a Major. EZ4ENCE in Berlin
Russia biggest military in europe, this fact
400 replies on troll post, never change hltv
you are a bunch of pussies
Finland is dwarf. Irrelevant territories for us.
The more interesting and strategically important countries to invade are Sweden, Ukraine, USA.
The main task of the Finnish Defense Forces is domestic defense against Russia. The Finnish Defense Forces is the world's best and most qualified force to this task. We have been designed and practiced throughout the existence of an independent Finland and equipped for one task: defense of our fatherland on our own ground against the Russian armed forces.
We have all the doctrines and the whole battle technique that is based on being as effective as possible against the doctrines and combat techniques of the Russian armed forces. We do a very detailed simulations and practice scenarios in the staffs, because we know who is attacking, what kind of equipment is attacking, what are the protocols of the opponent and what is the opponent's doctrine, basic combat methods, etc.
The Finnish Defense Forces are backed up in Finnish society during the peace and especially in a crisis, it's so deeply envied in the world (for example, there is four times a year the National Defense Academy's Defense Courses fi.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maanpuolustuskurssi) In general, the crisis resilience of Finnish society is top notch world-class. In the whole Europe, Finnish people willing to fight for their country is the highest being 74%.
The Finnish Defense Forces isn't designed and built to carry out wars in third world countries at long service links, unlike the US armed forces, for example. In Europe, the vast majority of the armed forces are specifically designed for crisis management and forcing peace in the developing world, which is why their armed forces are relatively small-sized professional armies being very lightly equipped, because everything must be air-transported. Such a crisis management arm doesn't work in conventional (traditional) warfare where two or more developed states measure one another.
For example, the fact that the Karelia Artillery Regimen of the Finnish Defense Forces during the war period is by far the strongest in firepower, most modern and performance-driven group in Europe. A similar system is not really found anywhere else in Europe. Not even from "professional armies" of some countries.
Furthermore, military training provided by the Finnish Defense Forces should not be neglected at all. In Finland, the infantry weapon army units even shoot highly sophisticated and demanding combat shots and the same military units also consume considerably more ammunition during training than most professional armies (!!).
Whenever Finnish reservists and conscripts are abroad, the Finns get a lot of praise and comments on how "no one would believe that this is a military conscript". A good example of this was in 2016 in the Cold Response exercise in Norway, where the Finnish Mechanized Military Battalion, assembled under the Swedish Brigade. In the delaying battle they caused very large losses to the Norwegian mechanized Telemark battalion, who are professionals-soldiers having experience in Afghanistan and Iraq. They are also specialized in arctic combat.
Also the Finnish Air Force is the sharpest in the world in the fight against airplane fighters (air-to-air combat) and in several NATO exercises the Finnish Air Force departments have achieved quite incredible power relations. For example in the Frisian Flag 2013 exercise, Finnish Hornet department of only 6 jets flew against nine NATO-countries Air Forces dropping 100 "enemy" machines during that training before going down.
In our culture we are for some reason self-defeating, even though there is no reason for it. And there really isn't any reason for it in this regard. That's why, this MAJOR KATOWICE 2019 will surely be EZ4ENCE.
Finland is awesome country but Russian invasian in 2019 if coordinated correctly wouldn't last very long and the final would capitulate very quickly
Why tf would Russia attack Finland?