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how to attract women
flamie | 
CIS bugstralis_bugvice 
1. be tall 2. have expensive clothes and good hygiene 3. look fit (dont need to be shredded but dont be fat or a skinny stick) 4. sit in a bar and put your mercedes keychain on your table (you dont actually need to buy a mercedes just buy a BMW/mercedes keychain) 5. watch women come to you intelligence, humor and being a nice guy isnt worth anything to attract women in our generation who are brainwashed by social media
2019-01-21 21:26
''4. sit in a bar and put your mercedes keychain on your table (you dont actually need to buy a mercedes just buy a BMW/mercedes keychain)'' then she wants you to get her to somewhere else after the bar and you show her a shitty car
2019-01-21 21:28
you obviously just grab her number/social media and when you organize the next date do it somewhere you can take the metro/subway
2019-01-21 21:31
what if I live in a shithole village with no access to public transport whatsoever and I drive a shitty opel?
2019-01-21 21:45
Funnily enough that is the same for me despite it being a wealthy village
2019-01-21 21:59
Mate UK women are fucking easy man, you just have to rudily direct xd
2019-01-21 22:01
Rudolf direct? What do you mean?
2019-01-21 22:10
#68
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Sweden currycurry 
dick in vagene obviously
2019-01-21 22:13
Put your magis stick in her vagine or pooper
2019-01-21 22:14
Idk, just walk op to a British lass and say: "oy lass ur proper peng in for a shag?"
2019-01-21 22:21
That does not work guys, maybe you just look great
2019-01-21 22:31
Lol no, average at best, worked a few times on holiday though but that might be because they were all drunk
2019-01-21 22:35
#2
GuardiaN | 
Poland JKG 
i am going to buy that keychain that's what i was missing thx man
2019-01-21 21:28
> Poland > "That's what i was missing" i aren't think that
2019-01-21 22:44
#102
GuardiaN | 
Poland JKG 
> You > Any sense of humor i aren't think that
2019-01-21 22:54
#3
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Germany Stuttgart 
Actually kind of true had a seat leon (which is still a great car) for years and as soon as I bought a BMW more women seemed interested in me. But men are assholes and superficial according to feminist propaganda
2019-01-21 21:28
#4
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Norway rogueplayer 
Just start to mew It got me laid like 7 times already this year Video proof: youtube.com/watch?v=hxwKibwHYEw
2019-01-21 21:29
#24
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Norway rogueplayer 
HWML > stressed out french man that is a habitual smoker and most likely bisexual
2019-01-21 21:45
Meant hentai or anime in general not the actual team
2019-01-21 21:49
#46
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Norway rogueplayer 
No shit Sherlock, I get that every thread I participate in, and your point? Just because a small part of my interests includes watching lewd 2D girls doesn't mean I don't fuck girls on a daily basis, in fact, why shouldn't I? I am a male with needs. Every rational male with an alpha mindset and IQ above 125 should do whatever one wishes. And my video link is pure facts, it's indeed biologically programmed in women to noticed this. Heck even bullies notice this. You fall in the same trap you just made a day ago. You assume too much without actually knowing jack shit. This insecurity and projection of yours have to go before you can grow mentally. I expect an apology.
2019-01-21 21:56
Proof that you fuck women on a daily basis? Also proof that your IQ is over 125?
2019-01-21 21:59
#55
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Norway rogueplayer 
You have no leverage to demand this proof and I have no obligation to deliver this said evidence to you. To someone that is baiting, unapologetic and ignorant, you ought to tread the waters carefully next time.
2019-01-21 22:03
Exactly what I expected a weeb acting big on the internet
2019-01-21 22:12
#72
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Belgium HLTVnewfag 
Nt jonty
2019-01-21 22:16
#79
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Norway rogueplayer 
You can't compare me to this fine specimen you call jonty. It's sad to say it, but I'm inadequate compared to jonty. He's a pioneer in his works, I'm just a headshot machine.
2019-01-21 22:26
ahahaha
2019-01-21 21:52
bruh pls stop spreading shit like this haha. there are 8 billion ppl on this planet 40-50% female if all had the same taste, it would be boring :D if u skinny u have limp face like that go to gym 5 years and u will have face like thor with healthy diet.
2019-01-21 21:43
#21
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Belgium HLTVnewfag 
Reported Lost my BMW using this method
2019-01-21 21:45
+1 same wtf where is my car bro😎
2019-01-21 22:55
tl;dr: women are golddiggers 101% of the time
2019-01-21 21:30
#7
MAKKU | 
Faroe Islands memento_1 
big pipi and big wallet
2019-01-21 21:33
Wtf
2019-01-21 21:36
#57
RpK | 
France KepleR82b 
Idk why I laughed
2019-01-21 22:04
Licking your own eyebrow usually works
2019-01-21 21:35
ignore them
2019-01-21 21:36
or just be rich
2019-01-21 21:37
Being rich is hard at a young age. Everyone is still going to uni and if your parents arent jordan belfort or you are an investor you cant afford a lot
2019-01-21 21:38
or pro csgo bettor or a dj
2019-01-22 12:08
kinda agree
2019-01-21 21:37
why expensive clothes when its all made in the same child factory? wheres the logic? i had many H&M Button up shirts that fit and looked better than the Tommy Hilfinger button up shirts. u would be shocked how many girls give like 0 shit about money in this age when they can provide for themselves easily.
2019-01-21 21:41
I agree that designer fashion or branded stuff in general is trash (btw not only clothes also cars, coffee etc.). But which girls at age 18-22 can provide for themselves. All intelligent girls go to uni and live off their parents money and the dumb girls earn shitty salaries in jobs where no higher education is needed
2019-01-21 21:43
most girls at uni dont give a shit about guys anymore, they wanna have their fun or are in a relationship with their highschool lover still. mongamy is dying and its good like this.
2019-01-21 21:46
Dont know what you are studying or what uni you are going to but that sounds nothing like my experience
2019-01-21 21:47
well they dont give a shit about relationships anymore, they wanna have fun enjoy life and if something happens, it happens. dont force shit.
2019-01-22 16:51
-1
2019-01-22 12:46
#106
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Croatia mds818 
If girl is going to the uni then she's smart and there's way higher chance that she doesn't give a fuck about money, infact what she's looking at is how well you can communicate(and im talking from exp)
2019-01-21 22:59
#142
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Finland vetu104 
The car point is incorrect. Cheap French cars barely work in the winter. Mercedes and Volvo etc starts even when it's -30c without a block heater.
2019-01-22 12:54
+1 doesnt need to be expensive just fitted and basic (not heavily or printed at all). that makes the impression that it looks more expensive
2019-01-21 21:55
not really expensive clothes but good looking clothes for sure
2019-01-21 21:42
#19
Finland MMAd 
how to attract 3rd gender?
2019-01-21 21:43
#28
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United States gtmaniacmda 
1. leave phone on on the bar table, showing your tumblr account
2019-01-21 21:47
#59
RpK | 
France KepleR82b 
Accurate af
2019-01-21 22:05
i missing girls only by being a fuckin' skinny boy 1.80cm [5"11] 58kg [130 lbs]
2019-01-21 21:44
I am 1.94 and was lanky as hell my whole teenager years. Its hard to pick up girls when looking like slenderman. Since I go the gym a bit (only like twice a week) I am way more sucessful with girls
2019-01-21 21:46
yes i need to go gym as soon as possible, and can i ask how old are you, 1.94 is insane xD
2019-01-21 21:58
#139
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France Leskines 
Makes me laugh " look like slenderman " 😂😂😂
2019-01-22 12:38
#97
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World nakTriceps 
wtf go to gym NOW dude. You´ll see a big difference with girls. I was skinny years ago. Now I´m 1,77/8 and 77/78kg.
2019-01-21 22:50
just be tall and know what u want and also do sports and ur good to go when it comes to girls.
2019-01-21 21:45
dont be womin )))))
2019-01-21 21:45
#30
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Belgium HLTVnewfag 
I got my women on mysterybox.net
2019-01-21 21:48
rule 1 to attract women is be attractive
2019-01-21 21:49
#37
felps | 
Brazil Broodht 
rule 1 to attract women: Give her bagguete with cheese
2019-01-21 21:52
You want hltv to stay virgin forever don't you?
2019-01-21 21:50
You are going for single mothers and claim to be an alpha male? Yikes
2019-01-21 21:52
I'm not going for anyone, I'm married.
2019-01-21 21:52
Well you still act like a womanizer after you picked up a women that noone else wanted anymore cause she had a baby
2019-01-21 21:54
What are you talking about son?
2019-01-21 22:01
You said that you met a single mother and later on married her in multiple threads. Do you want me to find the proof?
2019-01-21 22:02
You said that you met a single mother and later on married her in multiple threads. Do you want me to find the proof?
2019-01-21 22:02
no you are right about that, but I'm asking about the "no one wanted her" part. Beside what is a womanizer?
2019-01-21 22:05
Well what kind of mans wants to provide for another mans child? Answer for yourself
2019-01-21 22:05
What did I provided for her child exactly?
2019-01-21 22:06
Let me guess you pay rent for you, your wife and her daughter. Family activities mainly go on your wallet and your wife will get half of your shit when her kid is 18 and she divorces you
2019-01-21 22:08
#74
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Brazil Fallenzera 
stop it now
2019-01-21 22:19
Where am I wrong?
2019-01-21 22:24
he is right tho.
2019-01-22 12:40
No, she got nothing from me once we divorced neither i had anything from her. She brought back to me 50% of our vacation house and I brought back her 50% of our main appartement. Both places were paid 50/50. Current expenses were paid by a shared account filled 50/50 by her and me. The father of the girl was paying a big enough pension for her daughter. So again, what did I paid for her child?
2019-01-21 22:40
#34
felps | 
Brazil Broodht 
How much's tall ? Like in Brazil 1.80 is pretty cool
2019-01-21 21:51
Depends on the country of course. Western europe and scandinavia are tall. South Europe, arab countries and south america not so much
2019-01-21 21:53
sorry, someone in their 20s with 180 in Brazil is just above average, not tall. you are only tall after 184 in brazil
2019-01-21 22:32
#35
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Poland FitPolak 
Tutorial how to attract thots
2019-01-21 21:52
#41
felps | 
Brazil Broodht 
Usually I preferer "Ursos peludos" google img
2019-01-21 21:53
#44
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Poland FitPolak 
Thankfuly im eating, so I wont
2019-01-21 21:55
lul maybe in Denmark...
2019-01-21 21:52
#47
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Germany Dayjay 
1. be human 2. pick waifu 3. buy body pillow
2019-01-21 21:56
Nah you just have to not be short, be confident and have good chat.
2019-01-21 22:04
Works aswell one of my friends was 1.74 and banged a new girl every friday cause he had the 'alpha mindset'
2019-01-21 22:06
It’s easily done if you want to. Go to a club, look for girls in groups of 3 or 4. There’s only one reason why they go out in groups like that and it’s for a shag
2019-01-21 22:16
#62
RpK | 
France KepleR82b 
Just stop thinking about sex in the first 30 secs and maybe your speech will improve :D
2019-01-21 22:06
What are you mean?
2019-01-21 22:19
totally +1
2019-01-21 22:10
HUM..... well I don't know any of those stuffs. But here I can give some. 1. You look at least like a human. Not like orcs ofc. Elfs = high tier. Human = middle tier. Orcs = low tier. 2. much money 3. or real smartass 4. or real good at something which you can call yourself as top 1% of that.
2019-01-21 22:15
im good at cs can we count that lol
2019-01-21 22:30
Well...at least if you make money from csgo. Then why not. I mean like tier 1 pro's payout would work. Why not though?
2019-01-21 22:31
jk m8 but i actually dont have any skills in real life i used to play football i was very good at it but then quit cuz im lazy as fuck to go to training :(
2019-01-21 22:33
Well, at least you were good at something in real world. I do know that to success with sport requires lots of time for training and money as well. I'm not good at anything I think. :( Well. good day to you then.
2019-01-21 22:38
i feel sorry for you m8 but i guess my memorizing skills are very good i can try to learn 4-5 languages in upcoming years(i know i do many grammar mistakes thats because of i didnt study for english at all)
2019-01-21 22:40
HAAAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH wtf "be human" had a real laugh at this
2019-01-22 12:38
1. be tall( height doent matter) 2. have expensive clothes and good hygiene(good hygiene yes but you dont need expensive clothes just dress clean and not a slob) 3. look fit (you dont need to have muscles to get girls. 4. sit in a bar and put your mercedes keychain on your table (you dont actually need to buy a mercedes just buy a BMW/mercedes keychain)(((only an idiot would think of something stupid like this.))) 5. watch women come to you(you supposed to approach woman u like and think are attractive.) intelligence, humor and being a nice guy isnt worth anything to attract women in our generation who are brainwashed by social media(that means your running into the wrong girls.)
2019-01-21 22:20
#77
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United States fallenfan 
just get a waifu ez
2019-01-21 22:23
THat's why I got one, but people around me don't get it. It annoys me like hell.
2019-01-21 22:36
#80
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India otgps 
>Be tall >Be white >Have clear skin free of spots and scars >Have good genetics like symmetry of face, nose size, lips, jawline, neck, forehead size, hair growth, eyes, ears etc >Have chiseled 2% body fat with Abs and ripped muscles >Have a car, job and stable finances+residence >Have social skills and intelligent humor >Have a big, long dick >Have fucking patience to listen to all of her bullshit and handle her tantrums Even with this, you won't have a relationship. If she breathes, she a THOT and THOTs never stick around friends
2019-01-21 22:26
>intelligent humor watefak is this man😎
2019-01-21 23:02
#124
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India otgps 
Not depressed, suicidal or idiotic humor like the ones found in memes but sarcastic or factual humor. Shit like that.
2019-01-22 08:00
ok i understand what u mean, just thought it could be phrased better:DD😎
2019-01-22 09:47
pretty sure that weird internet humor is more intelligent than oldschool real life cringe dad humor not saying if it's better, it's just more intelligent
2019-01-22 12:55
#146
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India otgps 
It takes more brain for us but females of our specie do no have that kind of mental capacity so they think all that is unfunny.
2019-01-22 14:20
>be white >Have a big, long dick Pick one
2019-01-21 23:25
#125
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India otgps 
If you want to be attractive to women, pick both.
2019-01-22 08:01
It's impossible, the white genes are incompatible with a long schlong
2019-01-22 08:06
#147
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India otgps 
There are some mavericks and they are the fuckbois
2019-01-22 14:20
2% body fat u actually gross and ugly AF.
2019-01-22 12:37
Pretty much. If Ur 2 % body fat u must be a body builder. 8-10% is ideal.
2019-01-22 14:13
not even bodybuilders can get 2%, its impossible. only if its a disease. 2% is unreacheable.
2019-01-22 14:15
#148
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India otgps 
To other men, yes that's gross but women are dumb shit and like that kind of body
2019-01-22 14:21
Is Ford KeyChain working aswell? :Thinking:
2019-01-21 22:33
#90
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Brazil Fallenzera 
hltv.org/forums/threads/1967286/the-taos.. ^^^this thread will change your life
2019-01-21 22:38
the real way to get woman United States ThatsGodlike 1) be confident(girls dont like guys who arent confident and its a fact) 2)dress clean and smell good(dress good doesnt have to be expensive clothes just dont look like a slob.) 3) always have pre questions to ask a girl that your talking to.make sure your questions actually get answers.try not to ask the same generic questions every guy asks them 4) learn how to actually dance in clubs and dance with girls(girls love to dance and they like to dance with guys!) 5)be funny and smile alot (actually be funny and and make jokes) 6) compliment the girls(eyes,hair how she talks etc)do not talk about what shes wearing and stuff.that makes it look your looking at her body instead of her face. 7)actually try to talk to the girl and hold a conversation with interesting topics(no politics,dont talk about anything negative stuff happening in your life,think of positive stuff.) 8)actually talk to girls that you are attractive to(dont just go up to any random girl.) 9)understand your always going to get rejected(the girl probably has a boyfriend already,or shes not interested in you.dont worry about it go after other girls) 10)dont use social media to find woman.actually go out and meet woman.(the reason for this is so you actually can see a girls personality in like 10 mins.) 11)dont be fake as fuck(if you cant get a girl to like you for you then thats a problem.) 12)actually like woman that your trying to talk to(dont be one of those scrubs thats just looking to get laid,if your looking to get laid then get a hoe.) 13)actually respect woman(dont be a fuckboy)
2019-01-21 22:45
#96
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Croatia mds818 
the way to get a real woman* But this is pretty much it
2019-01-21 22:50
no this is "THE REAL WAY TO GET A WOMAN"
2019-01-21 22:51
#95
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Croatia mds818 
1. not really 2. good hygiene+ 3. look fit (dont need to be shredded but dont be fat or a skinny stick)- fairly legit 4. no 5. watch women come to you 6. Be an idiot which doesn't know how to communicate and watch woman leave (:
2019-01-21 22:48
your a prime example why your sitting home in your moms basement.
2019-01-21 22:50
#100
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Croatia mds818 
actually I have one, but just the way guy summed it up.. it was stupid
2019-01-21 22:52
nvm
2019-01-21 22:55
#103
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Croatia mds818 
the guy who created the thread made it in the stupid way, your steps actually make sense while his steps is pretty much how to attract hoes, that is the reason why I also added 6th step
2019-01-21 22:55
yea i got you
2019-01-21 22:55
#107
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Poland sokol86tcz 
seriously???... write a book xD
2019-01-21 23:01
be tall lol I'm 172 how I'm supposed to get taller?
2019-01-21 23:02
try this, i went from 170 to now 185😎 imgix.ranker.com/user_node_img/50064/100..
2019-01-21 23:05
Looks interesting, where can I buy it?
2019-01-21 23:11
in museum😎
2019-01-21 23:14
so we can safely say it that belongs in a museum! 😎
2019-01-21 23:17
no it works trust me 99%😎
2019-01-21 23:22
Confidence > everything
2019-01-21 23:12
charming > good face > muscular and fit > confidence
2019-01-21 23:16
#116
KRIMZ | 
Sweden pipp1n 
U have to be confident to be charming, else ur just a nervous beta male. You get confidence by having all those things.
2019-01-21 23:20
false, some people are naturally charming even by being shy or timid
2019-01-21 23:22
#122
KRIMZ | 
Sweden pipp1n 
No they´re not, it´s just some retard grills who likes beta males like a fetish
2019-01-21 23:26
yes they are.
2019-01-22 12:34
#119
KRIMZ | 
Sweden pipp1n 
Can agree 190cm 85kg 10ish % bf Always clean branded clothes and good style Own a 2013 white f31 318d M-Sport Already have a grill tho who pleasures me, makes me happy and a better person.
2019-01-21 23:24
u look lit bro
2019-01-22 12:34
#150
KRIMZ | 
Sweden pipp1n 
Thanks, Im having the greatest period in my life ever rn, just gotta get out of my shitty apartment and buy a house.
2019-01-22 18:02
Good hygiene is most important
2019-01-21 23:25
lol
2019-01-21 23:26
1. Browse HLTV in public 2. watch women come to you
2019-01-22 12:26
1.Grab them by the p**sy
2019-01-22 12:27
bullshit list face > money > height > muscles > personality is the only real list also height is only important aslong your not some midget and most woman prefer slightly taller than them. only girls with daddy issues want some tall guy that is an asshole
2019-01-22 12:33
by face u mean faceit? im lvl10 so girls yet
2019-01-22 12:33
#152
KRIMZ | 
Sweden pipp1n 
And still u put height over muscles and personality? Face > personality > height > money > muscles Grills also dont care that much about muscles tbh, aslong as you´re not chubby you can win their heart.
2019-01-22 18:07
if u put personality over money u are definitely under 25
2019-01-22 18:37
#156
KRIMZ | 
Sweden pipp1n 
Yes sir Im 20, girls (in my age, and the relative ones, not wt) doesnt give a f about money where I live aslong as you´re not really poor, live at a shitty place with shitty clothes and hygiene.
2019-01-22 23:04
Lol
2019-01-22 12:32
just have a good hair/beard and be fit.
2019-01-22 12:32
all you need is a van
2019-01-22 18:02
#153
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Poland Kleigen 
+1
2019-01-22 18:10
#155
ALEX | 
Spain ezivnisi 
i wear like a poor and i got talent with shorys
2019-01-22 19:07
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