I shit in my hand and throw it at McDonalds employees
I wipe mine with toilet seat
I use toilet paper and taharet muslugu.
I let my cat lick my ass clean. Yummy :)
use the sea water below me . i took a dump on the beach
I don't know how anybody can wipe their ass from between the legs, the dick is in the way.
I use Dr. Pepper instead of using paper
If you wipe from front hand hit dick
I wipe before I take a shit
i ask my mom to wipe it for me
I come to haunted house and ask spirits to eat my ass.