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Denmark Farmand 
I just fapped at work and the sperm hit my shirt and now there are cumstains :))))) fml
2019-01-22 15:04
WeirdChamp😎
2019-01-22 15:04
#25
FalleN | 
Brazil zhrp 
agreed
2019-01-22 15:15
more like PogU
2019-01-22 16:50
Why u did that
2019-01-22 15:05
Because i can.
2019-01-22 15:11
Becouse ur addicted*
2019-01-22 15:25
If im addicted to fapping i guess its fine. Better than cigarettes
2019-01-22 16:18
nah you get E.D
2019-01-22 16:51
no, unless it's hardcore pr0n
2019-01-22 18:45
expected nt Magisk(red)boy
2019-01-22 16:16
What is that you do?
2019-01-22 15:05
Yes danes are very brave. read #9, had sound on
2019-01-22 15:13
#5
Poland DefeN 
Only real alphas fap at work Good job bruh
2019-01-22 15:06
Thx man! Got extremely horny so went to the toilet. I even watched it with sound so whenever the door opened to the toilet i would quickly have to pause or get busted
2019-01-22 15:10
#53
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Finland Taynz 
Done same thing
2019-01-22 15:32
#99
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Finland Nuori_sergej 
Everytime the door opened someone did exit wc.
2019-01-22 16:48
#6
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France Gugus_Patacus 
i thought I was the only one
2019-01-22 15:06
We are many
2019-01-22 15:10
#7
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United States TrumpPence2020 
thats nothing . How about letting your semen hit your lady co worker skirt/dress
2019-01-22 15:07
but he's from denmark
2019-01-22 16:17
Why fap at work if you can sex a co-worker? 😎👉👌💦
2019-01-22 15:08
Mostly men work here and the women are old or ugly. Im the youngest here at 20, everyone else is like 30+
2019-01-22 15:12
#79
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Germany AdiZen 
unluko what do you work?
2019-01-22 16:19
You don't like milfs?
2019-01-22 16:20
Not really my thing
2019-01-22 16:20
Then rip
2019-01-22 17:04
Nofap.com Please
2019-01-22 15:11
#13
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Denmark lulgod 
What do you work as?
2019-01-22 15:11
Er en slags piccolo/service på et kontor i København. Andet info får du ikke
2019-01-22 15:15
#31
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Denmark lulgod 
haha okay
2019-01-22 15:17
#33
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Europe r3krut 
hahahahahahahahahahahhahahaha made my day
2019-01-22 15:19
#51
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World ///fuck 
Aka you are the office bitch ??
2019-01-22 15:26
Pretty much but i get a good salary and it is an extremely nice work environment. Can take brakes whenever i want and i generally have to be here from 8-16 but its very flexible so i can also come at 9 for example and if its a quiet day i can just leave early
2019-01-22 16:24
#78
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Denmark dR_JaCkPoT 
xD
2019-01-22 16:19
translate
2019-01-22 16:44
#105
TACO | 
Finland sunnahh 
that must be fun
2019-01-22 17:15
it actually is. get to do a mix of physical work and learning a lot of stuff at the same time. The cfo of the company lets me look at some of the things he works with and i get to try stuff out which is amazing. Plus the salary is quite high compared to almost any job, with my lack of experience
2019-01-22 23:04
weird flex but ok
2019-01-22 15:12
I fap at work too but soon no more
2019-01-22 15:12
Why no more? Quitting job?
2019-01-22 15:14
#45
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United States ph3n0m3n 
fired because was caught
2019-01-22 15:25
We've lost a brother :(
2019-01-22 15:25
I don't want to be a fapper. I will refrain till I meet her.
2019-01-22 15:38
#17
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Russia lefy 
it's better to have sex at work 😎
2019-01-22 15:12
read #14 :D
2019-01-22 15:13
#28
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Russia lefy 
ohh, shit :D but maybe u have some pretty men? xd
2019-01-22 15:16
Im not gay bro. i only like bobs and vagene
2019-01-22 15:21
#34
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Russia lefy 
ohh, accept my condolences
2019-01-22 15:20
I always bust a phat nut on my boss desk when I do this 😎😎😎
2019-01-22 15:12
Would be kinda weird considering he's here today lol. Instant fired
2019-01-22 15:13
Cum on him to assert dominance 😎😎😎
2019-01-22 15:14
Real alpha move but i dont want to be fired
2019-01-22 15:14
Deep down he wants it and you want it too, just do it
2019-01-22 15:15
It'll play out like that Ted scene, just have confidence: "That took guts... We need guts, I'm promoting you" lol
2019-01-22 15:37
Hahaha i doubt it will work out like that but maybe when i will quit i could do that and see if it works. They probably wont give me a good recommendation afterwards though
2019-01-22 23:05
#29
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Austria iVulkaN 
what a virgin faps at work
2019-01-22 15:16
Not a virgin sorry :(
2019-01-22 15:22
Weirdo
2019-01-22 15:17
k
2019-01-22 15:22
lol i do it all the time at work
2019-01-22 15:20
Was my first time today but will make sure from now on to hold up my shirt or something
2019-01-22 15:22
one time a bit of whip cream from my ding dong drop on my shoe whilst i was fapping but this was not too big of a problem
2019-01-22 15:24
I got huge cumstains all over my shirt lol
2019-01-22 15:24
that sucks especially as it is sticky
2019-01-22 15:25
hold your shirt with your teeth and you good to go
2019-01-22 15:24
will note this down
2019-01-22 15:25
u need help
2019-01-22 15:24
Yes to clean my shirt
2019-01-22 15:25
nono, u need a good psychiatrist
2019-01-22 15:26
No i dont. I am perfectly fine, have a good job and will study economics at University next year :)
2019-01-22 15:41
>perfectly fine >cant wait until home to fap pick one
2019-01-22 15:42
I can wait but chose not to because i felt adventouros
2019-01-22 15:42
adventurous for a fap? WTF it's not like you're going alone on top of mt everest, or surviving in a jungle
2019-01-22 15:43
It felt like that. Had sound on so had to pause whenever someone entered the bathroom. If i failed to pause i would get busted
2019-01-22 15:45
You are 20 and didnt even start with uni yet OMEGALUL
2019-01-22 16:13
Its normal in Denmark OMEGALUL
2019-01-22 16:14
Most danes will graduate from gymnasium at age 18. It depends on what you define as college as it has different meanings in different countries. If you are referring to university the the starting age is typically 18-20. nt slow brain fake news
2019-01-22 16:17
Not true. A lot of people take a gap year or even multiple gap years :D From my high school class of 30 people only 1 went straight to uni. Its good you can read stuff online but you dont know how things work irl Edit: Gymnasium is equilavent to high school
2019-01-22 16:19
I know people like you. Always slow at everything but it is ok cause there are some people who will fail even harder in life. I have a bachelor degree (in a harder subject than economics btw) at age 21 and also know a lot of people who travelled the world with their parents money after high school. Some of them are 26 dont even have a degree yet and their CV is too shit to ever find a well paying job.
2019-01-22 16:22
Good for you! I also know people at 26 without a university degree but they are doing just fine and are much happier than you are. You are just insecure about yourself and have to bash on others to feel better :) Also just because your education is SO MUCH HARDER doesnt mean you will get a better paid job than others. Edit: My exams from high school are good enough for almost everything in Denmark so i can basically study almost whatever i want
2019-01-22 16:26
I already have a well paying job. Since I live in germany I earn less than a dane with similar qualifications but also have cheaper costs of living and less taxes (you probably know that as an future economics student)
2019-01-22 16:28
Sounds like you are doing well so good for you. But there is something messed up about your mental state since you want to feel better than everyone else. Maybe you should seek help bro?
2019-01-22 16:29
byalo known for being proud of his fast degrees and good job but thinks everyone who goes a different path is a loser or washout. Either has some complexes cause no social skills or was raised by career parents who didnt spend time with him at all
2019-01-22 16:38
Yep sure seems like it. But dont be mean to him, he obviously has issues like you say
2019-01-22 16:39
Look at #96 and than he wonders why noone likes him axaxax
2019-01-22 16:42
Just because some people have ambitions or higher goals in life makes them social outcasts or means they had a shitty childhood. No wonder my company complains about not finding young people with motivation and a decent CV anymore. You guys are the perfect example of priviliged losers who dont do more than they need to
2019-01-22 16:41
You dont know us at all lol. A lot of people applied for my job but they chose me. must be because im a priviliged loser i guess
2019-01-22 23:06
#50
XigN | 
Korea yooz 
gj brother
2019-01-22 15:26
Thx :D
2019-01-22 15:42
I can top that! during my student job at an office I fucked a hot co-worker on my bosses desk when she and I were working late. but in my current job there are a) no hot girls and b) I have to be serious here, so now I have to fap at work :)
2019-01-22 15:31
Holy fuck gj bro!
2019-01-22 15:42
I also had a gangbang with 10 bikini models in my villa in the dominician republic while destroying s1mple on aimmap and noone can prove me wrong since this is hltv
2019-01-22 16:14
your story is a lie... unlike mine ;)
2019-01-22 18:41
#61
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Norway namsayin 
why fap when you can fuck hot college at work?
2019-01-22 15:43
read #14
2019-01-22 15:46
#63
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Germany DrPhill 
bet u did it while some fat guy had diarrhea next cabine
2019-01-22 15:44
Nono only 2 cabins and would only fap when i knew no one was in the other
2019-01-22 15:45
what u fap to
2019-01-22 16:15
#72
Zeus | 
Finland Olter 
tell woman of them she will turn on and you will vroom it in the room right dere and dere :)=D
2019-01-22 16:16
rarted
2019-01-22 16:16
coolstorybro
2019-01-22 16:19
sometimes i do that too. its good af to relax.
2019-01-22 16:20
hope ur employer record internet activity of his employes
2019-01-22 16:21
He obviously doesnt use his office desktop pc to fap on the toilet?
2019-01-22 16:25
but he ofc using work wifi network
2019-01-22 16:27
If he is stupid enough to do that then he deserves to get fired.
2019-01-22 16:29
#89
FalleN | 
India GalexE 
ok
2019-01-22 16:27
#102
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Portugal Passareca 
DUDE I AM YOUR BOSS ! YOU FIRED!
2019-01-22 16:58
#104
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Ukraine TESTOVlRON 
weird flex but ok
2019-01-22 17:13
#106
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Albania jamboo 
How old are you be honest
2019-01-22 17:16
im just turned 20 :D
2019-01-22 23:07
#108
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Germany zeolikk 
show it to your boss if it's a woman maybe she will like it if it's a guy... just say nohomo first
2019-01-22 18:44
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