imma 182cm, not fat playing basketball sexy dude
You know I never understood why virgin is an insult, like if you had sex before u were like 20 you probably didn't give a shit about STDs, I even know a guy who used tinder to hookup and ended up having to check up because the hookup messaged him saying that she had an STD. Like cool I didn't have sex yet, but at least I don't have syphilis.
try to beat me:
-unskilled at everything
I am small
and that's the conclusion about bad things about me
my dick is so big girls get hurt when i have sex with them
Nothing to roast, i'm perfection incarnate
lost over 100k because cryptopia exchange got hacked
Will fuck a 4/10 next week.
Me still think I'm the King. Hah!
I'm a 17 year old with too little relationship experience and I'm too picky with the girls I like
I look black but I have light brown skin, and I have long curly hair, I look like an abomination mix and people keep staring at me for being this different
i want to lose 15 kilos since like 1,5 years but i just end up being to lazy to do anything (not really fat), be it working out or eating healthier for a longer amount of time, in general i have a huge problem with the "I'll do that tommorow" -attitude for pretty much everything i do in live. being lazy fucking sucks and its putting me into mild depression ever since i cant get rid of bad habits somehow even though i always tell myself I'll change.
I'm so small that if I had a girlfriend I would fit in her pocket
I'm one ugly poorlack who spends most of his time in front of the computer and has no life plans whatsoever. Also I'm shitty at every game and I think I don't have to mention that I'm single.
im a 5"8.8 manlet with coinslot eyes and fecal skin
I am lonely with no social skills and its all my fault and i could change it but i dont so instead all i do is sit in my room, cut myself and play csgo and im not even any good at the game either
BONUS: ive played hockey all my life and we won state my senior year but i didnt even really make any friend on my team. ive been working out for the last 2 years because i cant talk to people but i thought if i was atleast fit, some girl might talk to me. but ive severly slowed down on that because im so fucking sad
190cm, 17cm dick, athletic build, had 2 girlfriends, going to aviation academy, and I only have like 4 friends 2 of which I rarely hang out with and 1 who is abroad
I support Internazionale Milano, a team that became a meme after Mourinho left.
I am hopeless and awkward and desperate for love
15yo and still virgin, no gf in my life
I’m a pasta, pizza eating, mafia member, who has too much hair
i'm a dane so i'm a perfect chad
21 yo, virgin, fail(ed) everything at university for 1,5 years now, addicted to anime stuff, mastrubate daily, always pretending being smart but iam not, always average at every game doesnt matter how much i play, no friends irl and only 2 "good" friends on the internet, my morals are on 4chan niveau
im just too afraid to live my life without regrets
old loser with shit social skills, pissed away all my opportunities with cool girls because i was either too lazy or too distracted to care. i'm just an apathetic fuck who spends way too much time on the computer.
I have no friends except one who pings me when she is unable to solve a sum
I'm a failure in life.
But I love papa and that matters the most.
He's not just a man he's a feeling now.
studying mechanical engineering for 6 years, still 2nd class. playing cs since 2003 but still level 8. blaming monitor,ping,chair... for being bad. like i dont go to my exams because i want to play cs, i suck at cs too.
and yes, cant even write/talk in english properly
cute trans wannabe with retarded goal in life and clinical depression
I am constantly failing to create threads without them getting deleted afterwards.
Freaking slimmy virgin fag, only food and cola and no drugs
skinny, weak, addicted to pc (not just gaming but most of my hobbies are on the computer),
no discipline, no motivation to make use of my talents to get a decent salary, desperate for love, still not over my ex after 3 years.
but im currently planning on building my own house. so at least i have a financially stable future ahead.
I'm a sub-average height, fat, virgin, blind cunt who needs contacts just to see and has no girlfriend
i support the french scene
Legend says, if you touch my nose, then every sacristy in Poland opens up
gypsy trying to speak slavic
no confidence, shy, lazy af , little bit of acne, scared to talk to a girl who likes me
Can't roast myself not because I'm perfect or any other bullshit, I'm simply okay with my below-average height and virginity. I mean, you can always change whatever you don't like, unless you're a loser, right?
whiny midget who does not have a goal in life which will propably get me unemployed and poor
Mate, I just came in from outside where it's fucking over 45°c, I'm already roasted.