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[16+] GYM SEX
Portugal FitguyGOD 
Dont delete admins please this is just motivation thread So tell me why dont you workout in the gym ? Working out changed my life I used to be a low lifer that watched anime all day and played csgo with bad habits like smoking weed. I started working out and getting a ripped body ( I had 0 abs and only fat belly): i.imgur.com/B1ZWpqU.jpg i.imgur.com/1yuJqta.jpg Now im getting laid at parties : i.imgur.com/mNPuxt5.jpg But you rather stay with your unshape body that looks ugly to look at while you waste 50% of ur body water to walk 5 steps of stairs. Go workout and stop being ugly please Also having sex while you have a good body is the best thing ever, what is the point of having sex if your body is shit?
2019-02-05 23:37
omg stop talk about s*x this is csgo 1!! 😎😎😡😡😡💪💪😮
2019-02-05 23:38
this guy thinks his abs are good but he is just weak skinny bitch nothing more hahaha LMAO
2019-02-05 23:41
sure skinny lol, that is why I no barely had any abs before right ? i.imgur.com/tdVI3cl.jpg n1 excuse bruh
2019-02-05 23:50
ugly body ugly face nothing more
2019-02-06 00:12
atleast I have wikipedia
2019-02-06 00:12
i'm not hard gymer but i did workout and at least i had handsome face unlike you. i'm way sure i'm better than you at getting girls i.imgur.com/e64JmRv.png
2019-02-06 00:16
lmao we cant even see ur face wtf are u talking about
2019-02-06 00:16
guy you have a lot of free time to post this garbage on hltv every week, spend more time tryin to show off when u ugly
2019-02-06 00:44
stfu and go back to the halay
2019-02-06 11:56
you are nerd with no life
2019-02-06 12:20
Still not as good as valde.
2019-02-06 01:13
valde weights less than me
2019-02-06 10:44
expected from fitguyGOD
2019-02-05 23:38
Lukas Bohm Rosenbauer ?
2019-02-06 10:43
#3
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Europe maybedontknow 
ripped or not, you still look like shit so calm down
2019-02-05 23:39
im getting laid with hot girls so nope I dont look like shit, nt tho
2019-02-05 23:41
That's cute, I remember when I had my first beer.
2019-02-05 23:45
hahaaa I laughed so far I fell off my dinosaur
2019-02-06 00:01
#141
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Europe thaifinnen 
+1
2019-02-06 00:57
:DDDDDDDD
2019-02-06 09:52
:DD
2019-02-06 10:05
LOOL
2019-02-06 12:25
"Getting laid" is not the determination of beauty in the slightest but rather of your values, state of mind.
2019-02-06 11:55
#16
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United Kingdom ivolong 
+1
2019-02-05 23:41
ahahahahha he probably said to girls can we take 1 photo and nothing more xd
2019-02-06 01:03
#4
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Austria iVulkaN 
loveless sex is overrated, I rather reach Rank10 on FaceIt and play against Pro
2019-02-05 23:39
#34
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Morocco Take_My_Keks 
+1 seems legit
2019-02-05 23:51
+2 seems legit
2019-02-06 00:01
+1 true, but meaningless sex can be good, it makes your peepee go wrrrrrrrrrommmmmmmmmmm
2019-02-06 00:13
#70
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Austria iVulkaN 
so does your hand
2019-02-06 00:14
then id rather have meaningless sex
2019-02-06 00:18
no such thing as meaningless sex
2019-02-06 00:19
yes there is? are you trying to say you only have sex with people you care about or loves?
2019-02-06 00:19
I dont even know whatyou are trying to say, but no such thing as meaningless sex, sex is good does not matter if u are married, girlfriend or just a one night thing, it all has a mean because its good and gives u experience
2019-02-06 00:20
lmao, I've had sex that definitely wasnt good, but whatever dude, you probably just had your virginity taken or havent been with that many girls. its not a bad thing, but trust me some women aren't good in bed, some are like a fucking bag of shite that doesnt do anything
2019-02-06 00:22
so what? u can also have bad sex with someone u are married with ur logic makes literally 0 sense, u are a cry jealou baby
2019-02-06 00:24
why am i jealous? wtf? I'm just trying to say that sex can be meaningless, often described as without feelings. The fact that you have a different view on that is fine, but the term "meaningless sex" is a well used term around the world, so dont come at me with your bullshit.
2019-02-06 00:28
#89
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Austria iVulkaN 
''its good'' must feel pretty good for the girl if you come after 3 min due to being drunk as fuck
2019-02-06 00:23
I dont drink at parties only smoke weed, which gives me a hard boner
2019-02-06 00:24
#94
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Austria iVulkaN 
well then 4 min lol
2019-02-06 00:25
usually I last 15 minutes.
2019-02-06 00:25
#98
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Austria iVulkaN 
nevertheless One night stand is proven to fix peoples poor mental state since they are not enjoying life and the sex gives them a dopamin boost
2019-02-06 00:26
idk, Im happy that I get ton of laid an dont feel depressed Im alwYS FULL of cofidence, one day I will settle with one gf tho
2019-02-06 00:27
Meaningless sex* is the worst kind of all... You just spend your years and beauty of the body on random sluts when you could be much happier with the one who would love you too. I'm sorry but you're an idiot and not that beautiful to not be a moron either.
2019-02-06 11:58
not even surprised you don't understand what he's trying to say, enjoy being alone at 40 with noone to love you
2019-02-06 12:18
*admins please dont delete* :DDDDDDDDD I hope u have different motivational speeches in ur back pocket
2019-02-05 23:39
#13
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Europe andy_ 
:DDDDDDDDDD
2019-02-05 23:40
#22
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Poland Julka 
+1
2019-02-05 23:43
#35
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Morocco Take_My_Keks 
+1
2019-02-05 23:51
#6
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Switzerland meme_jesus 
What is the point of having sex if ur pp small?
2019-02-05 23:39
actually its pretty big
2019-02-05 23:40
#11
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United States yadda 
+1
2019-02-05 23:40
portuguese girls r so yummy
2019-02-05 23:39
#8
f0rest | 
United States yadda 
17 y/o? gotta be a kid.
2019-02-05 23:40
#10
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Portugal NabasKi 
this should be on off-topic though.
2019-02-05 23:40
#12
Nast1a | 
India teguP 
Which one is u
2019-02-05 23:40
#14
Davidp | 
Sweden meistr0 
So you're going by "FitguyGOD" now nerd? Haha whats up douche bag, it's meistr0 from Highschool. Remember me? Me and the guys used to give you a hard time in school. Sorry you were just an easy target lol. I can see not much has changed. Remember Maria, the girl you had a crush on? Yeah we're married now. I make over 200k a year and drive a mustang GT. I guess some things never change huh loser? Nice catching up lol. Pathetic..
2019-02-05 23:40
+rep
2019-02-06 00:01
#145
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Portugal pttpedro 
+1, now hes missing get hit with an wooden spoon from his mother
2019-02-06 01:12
rekt
2019-02-06 09:56
#18
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Finland Comethazine 
reported for posting gay porn
2019-02-05 23:41
again you? stfu man
2019-02-05 23:43
why so mad, for helping people ? Maybe if you took care of your body you would not be mad
2019-02-05 23:43
youre not even trying to help people? youre just bragging about your body?
2019-02-06 00:14
youre not even trying to help people? youre just bragging about your body?
2019-02-06 00:14
+1 he gay
2019-02-05 23:54
Well you make these kind of threads every week , plus you don't look that good ... Being ripped at 67 kg is as hard as getting on a porn site if you're underaged :D As for the ladies part , they're probably your cousins as you all have similar face type :/
2019-02-05 23:43
not even 67 kg tho nt
2019-02-05 23:44
thats even worse......
2019-02-06 09:57
#21
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Portugal skiLfuI 
nt, going to urban parties doesnt count as getting laid.
2019-02-05 23:43
+6
2019-02-06 00:45
uh... im getting laid so it does
2019-02-06 00:45
nigga u is a bitchboy
2019-02-05 23:46
why
2019-02-05 23:48
nigga postin hald nude body on a forum. nigga u a bitchboi goofy
2019-02-05 23:49
did the black dude atleast use a condom when he laid you at that party?
2019-02-05 23:48
im the black dude
2019-02-05 23:49
that explains a lot
2019-02-05 23:49
/rekt
2019-02-06 00:45
#33
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United Kingdom alcaz4r 
you post the same 3 pictures every 2 weeks for another attention post, the pic is probably not even you xaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxa nt short ass bitch xxaxaxaxaxaxaxaa
2019-02-05 23:50
ofc its me, nt tho
2019-02-05 23:51
#39
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United Kingdom alcaz4r 
then why do you always post the same pictures axaxaxaxaxaxa nt short bitch
2019-02-05 23:52
Then post some different pictures to prove it is you
2019-02-06 12:12
#37
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Europe potatomato 
sex is overrated
2019-02-05 23:52
This guy is good motivation for kids ! his face is 1/10 and body is 2/10 because he improved a bit and went from ultra-skinny-slenderman look to skinny look and now he is going out with other people like a normal guy! you're great example for kids, a true motivation, greetings from san salvador meine freunde my friend ! :))
2019-02-05 23:52
you seem mad bruh
2019-02-05 23:53
Why mad? props to you bro, i hope you motivated some kids that they may improve and be at least skinny and that the face is not a problem to go to the parties!
2019-02-05 23:54
lmao
2019-02-06 00:16
#165
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Lithuania Sedge 
haha +1
2019-02-06 09:54
#41
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Sweden bolognese 
stop trying to convince people
2019-02-05 23:53
man dont get me wrong but you dont look that good, maybe you just needed to find some confidence and thats why you now get girls, anyway congrats man ;)
2019-02-05 23:53
i.imgur.com/mNPuxt5.jpg what shit party LOL all of them are 2/10 at best
2019-02-05 23:54
They aint fat so who cares when they suck dick 10/10 ?
2019-02-05 23:55
fat chicks can suck dick 10/10? actually they are the best at sucking dick.
2019-02-06 00:16
#182
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Denmark Lassy 
he probably just said "I have huge sausage in pants" and 3 fat chicks tried to swallow it
2019-02-06 10:28
again the gym thread, GTFO
2019-02-05 23:55
#48
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Greenland ipaulo45 
Good for you now fuck off
2019-02-05 23:55
Sorry buddy but who gives a fuck?
2019-02-05 23:55
#50
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Japan bouthatlife 
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THIS UGLY ASS NIGGA THINKS HE LOOKS GOOD SMH and btw you look short af... 170cm top
2019-02-05 23:56
1,80 actually, rekt
2019-02-05 23:58
#54
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Japan bouthatlife 
nah dont lie
2019-02-05 23:58
Im not its my height and 70 kg but my goal is to get to 75 kg
2019-02-05 23:59
welcome back, here's a gift: i.imgur.com/i3VKf03.jpg
2019-02-05 23:57
So pathetic, jeez
2019-02-05 23:58
shut the fuck up
2019-02-05 23:59
cry
2019-02-06 00:36
#60
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Portugal VAC69FOX 
this thread is almost the same shit as 3 years ago. Stop this FitGuy
2019-02-06 00:01
who cares
2019-02-06 00:09
#150
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Portugal VAC69FOX 
Dont think I forgot your posts. Especially the big veiny dicks/mom pasta.
2019-02-06 02:05
gayest thread of the week
2019-02-06 00:02
not gay at al but ok
2019-02-06 00:04
maximum gay attack..
2019-02-06 10:00
OMG REPORT
2019-02-06 00:09
*facepalm*
2019-02-06 00:13
last line +1 its why i went back to exercising
2019-02-06 00:14
ty for not being a mad guy and understand me
2019-02-06 00:15
it sounds like a bait post but it's actually a true post
2019-02-06 00:16
the guys calling bait are people that want to feel better about not able to refute me and know that im right
2019-02-06 00:17
#77
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South Africa BrucieBoi 
So you're going by "FitguyGOD" now nerd? Haha whats up douche bag, it's meistr0 from Highschool. Remember me? Me and the guys used to give you a hard time in school. Sorry you were just an easy target lol. I can see not much has changed. Remember Maria, the girl you had a crush on? Yeah we're married now. I make over 200k a year and drive a mustang GT. I guess some things never change huh loser? Nice catching up lol. Pathetic..
2019-02-06 00:16
this guy again, you are a joke man
2019-02-06 00:16
oh look the jealous guy again and his shity body
2019-02-06 00:35
you only have some abs cuz you skinny af, buy some dumbbells and build some arm muscles
2019-02-06 00:37
lmao typical excuses
2019-02-06 00:38
and your excuse for skipping arm and leg day ?
2019-02-06 00:38
dude you willn ever have a body like me, you should deal with that ASAP u look digusting
2019-02-06 00:39
thats some weak ass excuse
2019-02-06 00:40
dude im getting laid and u arent and u know u arent, u cant even post pics of u cuz u know u look like total shit
2019-02-06 00:40
why you skip arm and leg day ?
2019-02-06 00:41
Didn't expect much from Portugal anyways but holy fuck
2019-02-06 00:18
What sort of person posts such bullshit on hltv of all websites?
2019-02-06 00:20
just trying to motivate people
2019-02-06 00:34
Trying to get people to be more like yourself because a drastic change of lifestyle worked for you doesn't mean that this applies to everyone. Your misguided, seemingly new-found, elitism is bad enough as it is, but posting this on hltv borders insanity, especially if you know the website. Anyway, I can second the advice to start working out - but not if you do it for something as primitve as getting laid. Workout for yourself, not so you can "get girls".
2019-02-06 00:43
#147
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Portugal pttpedro 
Motivate people? I disagree, i gotta say this is a way to boost your own ego even more. Plus u gotta be really fucking insecure to come a csgo forum make threads to get some attention. yall are pathetic
2019-02-06 01:17
im not insecure for sure
2019-02-06 11:52
Proper rave you have there i.imgur.com/b6jpg3e.gif
2019-02-06 00:24
#93
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Lithuania rohall 
my body is shit and a girl likes me for me and fucks me. if a girl only likes u for your abs then thats just sad lol
2019-02-06 00:25
and do u feel good to have sex with ur shit body? For me its digusting
2019-02-06 00:26
#100
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Lithuania rohall 
my body isnt fully in shape but im not overly fat either, and no sex still good
2019-02-06 00:26
holy shit is that coldzera
2019-02-06 00:26
that is my best friend, he does not look like cold tho
2019-02-06 00:31
Why are you white in the first pictures and in the third picture you look like Nani? Stop lying
2019-02-06 01:27
Im not white u are just blind nigga im mixed
2019-02-06 01:33
#214
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Albania JvZ_ 
nt pedro
2019-02-06 12:28
Who?
2019-02-06 00:27
#103
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Netherlands @Deji 
Catfish
2019-02-06 00:27
nope its me u just a newfag
2019-02-06 00:28
#105
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Netherlands @Deji 
Nice proof
2019-02-06 00:29
nt newfag hltv.org/search?query=fitguy go do some homework
2019-02-06 00:29
Jeez bro, u skinny as shit. Don't talk about gym after being in there for 2 weeks, retard. Look at ur ugly mug lmfao no decent girl would wanna bang with you and them hoes in the background are ugly af, just like you. unlucko to be you lmao
2019-02-06 00:35
Dude, the problem is you are extremely dependent on external validation posting your pictures on here. It screams of insecurity and your body is literally nothing special. Yes, you are fit but have very little confidence posting this shit on here, man. You could've just come here and open a thread about gym advice, telling your story in a neutral way instead of every_single_time posting your chicken breast pictures that nobody gives a shit about in terms of motivation. The only reason you open these threads is to validate yourself, trying to put yourself above others. It's honestly embarrassing and disgusting. You are no fucking help whatsoever to people that actually want to make a change.
2019-02-06 00:37
Lol you look like a monkey. There's your validation, loser.
2019-02-06 00:39
its ok to be mad, hit the gym John, dont blame me for your shit ugly body
2019-02-06 00:40
Lol my body is just fine homie, but your face is fucking busted dude. No amount of hitting the gym is fixing that.
2019-02-06 00:41
sure that is why I get laid at parties amirite
2019-02-06 00:41
So because you get laid by lowest of the low gutter trash miscegenators, that's somehow supposed to impress me? Sleeping with roasties and getting VDs won't fix your busted up face either monkey.
2019-02-06 00:42
hahah ur fucked man
2019-02-06 00:43
Man, I'm still struggling to eat enough food to gain any muscle. It takes me more motivation to eat than to workout
2019-02-06 00:46
#132
allu | 
Argentina TetsujiN 
What kind of thread is this? Drink beer, smoke a joint sometime, have fun, read a book, listen and compose music, the brain training is better.
2019-02-06 00:47
the brain training is better. Drink beer, smoke a joint ok
2019-02-06 00:50
Why'd you stop responding monkey boy? Did I hurt your little chimp feelings?
2019-02-06 00:52
#137
allu | 
Argentina TetsujiN 
So what? search some information about that. If you are happy going to the gym, great, i don't like it. I prefeer riding a bike, play football, or something like that.
2019-02-06 00:54
nice to see u return. All these virgins in this thread getting mad at u is just sad but kinda funny.
2019-02-06 00:51
<3 +1 Didnt know people got so butthut nowdays, im not even insulting them directly, maybe they are the insecure one
2019-02-06 00:52
no they are just jealous. I remember when you used to post threads about your skinny ass body.You actually giving me motivation lol.
2019-02-06 00:55
ty dude <3 its worth it
2019-02-06 00:55
#140
oskar | 
Czech Republic grabasz 
What's the point of living at all, while you are just an average portugal monkey
2019-02-06 00:57
#142
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United States Aidoge 
Im 16 so I cant consistently go to a gym, also I already tried independently running and I got in shape doing school sports aswell being the slowest runner on the team working my way to be a really decent runner. But then I lost my form during the summer so I gave up on working out and just dieting instead because that seemed a lot more efficient
2019-02-06 01:02
#144
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Germany unsalted 
lol you're a menlet with a cobbler's chest.
2019-02-06 01:10
#151
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Turkey headshotk1ng 
Good thread. Also having sex while you have a good body is the best thing ever, what is the point of having sex if your body is shit? this part is true af, i remember back then when i had an ugly body and used to have sex lmao. That was nerdy af, also im skinny :D Now good shape of body, earned some weight aswell;p How many days in a week do you workout ? I usually workout 6 days/week, but sometimes when im busy af only 5 days
2019-02-06 02:08
4-5 days per week
2019-02-06 11:53
#152
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Europe tweekzter 
reported to your mom
2019-02-06 09:26
#153
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Lithuania Sedge 
lifts weights once
2019-02-06 09:41
#154
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Estonia teremartin 
money > gym sex bad thread ever
2019-02-06 09:45
Have you ever been at the gym?
2019-02-06 09:46
#156
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Russia m8ms 
did anyone ask you for your opinion? what is the point of this thread?
2019-02-06 09:47
Attention whore detected
2019-02-06 09:49
#160
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Russia zykeNNNN 
learn how to make a pictures in front of mirrors you low-educated. Every guy on this planet doing what he want to do. And yeah, your haircut so ugly and your face aswell ;)) Money rule the world you dumbster
2019-02-06 09:51
this is so cringe
2019-02-06 09:55
You are nuts bro
2019-02-06 09:58
#173
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Germany Bier 
Yo these ladys ain't it chief 😂
2019-02-06 09:59
#181
cyx | 
South Africa bonkaz 
I laughed so hard when he called those skanks hot :D
2019-02-06 10:20
Pretty good baiter. I'd say a confident 4/5 because you make many people angry
2019-02-06 10:08
Just stating facts
2019-02-06 10:13
too bad u have an ugly face
2019-02-06 10:19
girls dont share the same opinion
2019-02-06 11:51
2k on the photo so that's probably someone else
2019-02-06 10:19
nope its me but uploaded before already
2019-02-06 10:20
And everyone can take a photo like that especially at bars muscles don't matter
2019-02-06 10:30
i guess noone will argue with me, you are mentally challenged
2019-02-06 11:53
Wheres the ripped body?
2019-02-06 11:53
if u go to gym for girls, u are rlly retarded u still have belly fat
2019-02-06 11:55
who cares lol I barely have any fat
2019-02-06 11:57
just sayin man, keep going
2019-02-06 12:01
#196
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United Kingdom INGEMARSSON_ 
Not ripped. Gone from posting shitty pictures of standing next to a goat on a mountain to posting a shitty picture of standing next to some donkeys in a club. And you’re butters. Rough life.
2019-02-06 11:59
never said I was rippedguy only fitguy
2019-02-06 12:26
funny how you have time to make so many hltv threads, with all the time you spend in the gym and fucking girls at parties
2019-02-06 12:00
With hard work you have time for everthying and I also work 8 hours a day
2019-02-06 12:24
I don't have any money to go to gym or to make an diet, because atleast here in brazil is pretty expensive ( R$ 100,00 any gym mensality )
2019-02-06 12:02
#200
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Turkey Purchase 
Lmao another skinny guy who thinks he is muscular. I can shut him down with one punch XD
2019-02-06 12:06
#203
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Poland Kleigen 
You should eat something, cause you're skinny as hell. I think most of HLTV users would throw you like a trash can.
2019-02-06 12:18
nice dream
2019-02-06 12:20
#206
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Belarus @Bitly 
I would beat you
2019-02-06 12:20
idc about fighting lol
2019-02-06 12:22
#209
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Belarus @Bitly 
Why not? Boxing is lit af
2019-02-06 12:24
I workout not to be strong , I workout to be fit
2019-02-06 12:24
#211
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Belarus @Bitly 
I workout to be fit&strong.
2019-02-06 12:25
+rep
2019-02-06 12:29
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