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stuck on island with hltv user
JW | 
Sweden bolognese 
who's your pick? you want to survive ...
2019-02-06 22:20
#1
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Serbia Suckleus 
no I dont lol
2019-02-06 22:22
#2
JW | 
Sweden bolognese 
lmao
2019-02-06 22:22
#12
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Germany polycarp 
lol +1
2019-02-06 22:25
#40
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Poland Julka 
+1
2019-02-06 23:19
lmao +100000
2019-02-06 23:28
#127
dont | 
Czech Republic @me 
:D
2019-02-09 00:55
#160
rain | 
Lithuania LevelUpp 
OMEGAXD
2019-02-09 09:03
#172
Dosia | 
Hungary Joco413 
Ok I will pick you then. Food won't be a problem.
2019-02-09 15:32
#209
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Serbia Suckleus 
Nice
2019-02-12 18:15
Probably would pick any Brazilian user so I could salt my meals
2019-02-06 22:22
#4
JW | 
Sweden bolognese 
damn, good one
2019-02-06 22:23
#142
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Europe _jUNGLE 
pulled outta arch imo
2019-02-09 01:31
#27
ScreaM | 
Brazil HLTVolt 
xD, salty
2019-02-06 22:30
#29
China o_O 
yes salty is the joke
2019-02-06 22:31
OH MY GOD AHAHHAHAHA
2019-02-06 23:28
Ohhhhhhhh shots fired
2019-02-07 06:35
LUL
2019-02-09 00:31
#188
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Sweden Unluko 
Expected idiot
2019-02-09 17:48
expected idiot
2019-02-09 18:09
[This user has been ignored]
2019-02-09 18:15
#202
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Sweden Unluko 
LUL
2019-02-09 18:15
#115
Xyp9x | 
Portugal CRMN1 
LOOOOL
2019-02-09 00:35
or you can eat them cuz you can't eat humans
2019-02-09 00:42
But... what if I was a vegan? Hypothetically.
2019-02-09 00:48
Oh if you don't eat animals... then I guess you can't eat brazilians
2019-02-09 16:03
careful there u might get a 10 year break
2019-02-09 17:05
Urgh..
2019-02-09 20:27
#5
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Russia zykeNNNN 
kms
2019-02-06 22:23
#7
JW | 
Sweden bolognese 
<3
2019-02-06 22:24
#19
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Russia zykeNNNN 
chek messages.
2019-02-06 22:26
14 yr old muslim
2019-02-06 22:23
#8
JW | 
Sweden bolognese 
someone is actually called that?
2019-02-06 22:24
yeah how do u know him, he is very infamous men
2019-02-06 22:25
#16
JW | 
Sweden bolognese 
no I only know of 14 year old friendly user xD
2019-02-06 22:26
same person different account
2019-02-06 22:26
#24
JW | 
Sweden bolognese 
xD
2019-02-06 22:29
#83
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Turkey XANTACLAUS 
i arent think that
2019-02-07 07:12
#9
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Russia avocadosatlaw 
bolognese i'll eat u
2019-02-06 22:24
#17
JW | 
Sweden bolognese 
lol didnt think about that
2019-02-06 22:26
#22
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Russia avocadosatlaw 
cannibalism is a thing
2019-02-06 22:28
#131
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Italy InSuu 
RIP me
2019-02-09 01:04
who r u?
2019-02-09 04:34
#162
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Italy InSuu 
bolognese
2019-02-09 12:53
guacamole bibba penis
2019-02-09 15:05
#170
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Italy InSuu 
Nah its cos i come from bologna
2019-02-09 15:26
#171
JW | 
Sweden bolognese 
bologna is a place? lmao let me google ... ROFL
2019-02-09 15:29
#179
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Italy InSuu 
Yh lol thats where bolognese comes from
2019-02-09 15:53
ah now it makes sense why they named pasta like this
2019-02-09 15:45
#191
JW | 
Sweden bolognese 
xD
2019-02-09 17:52
#10
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United States Trump2020KAG 
//fuck. He’s my bitch on hltv so I’d make him my bitch on the island.
2019-02-06 22:25
#54
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World ///fuck 
LOL you wish
2019-02-06 23:28
#56
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United States Trump2020KAG 
Lmao
2019-02-06 23:28
#13
SS | 
Japan NotTrik 
I would pick Trik, we work very well together
2019-02-06 22:25
#30
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United States Trump2020KAG 
Lmao
2019-02-06 22:32
fuck off trik
2019-02-06 23:09
+1
2019-02-06 23:17
lel ever you would die after 5 minutes because you will do something ultra dumb again
2019-02-06 23:16
he would call a tree nazi and get banned from the island.
2019-02-06 23:30
nt trik
2019-02-09 00:55
#15
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Bulgaria omaiguudness 
Someone with high IQ OJsimpson or Trik
2019-02-06 22:25
my iq is 77 GG
2019-02-06 22:27
#21
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Japan NotTrik 
Now that’s very unepic
2019-02-06 22:27
yeah i think it was rigged
2019-02-06 22:28
#28
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Australia Hythro 
EpIC vIcTOrY rOYalE!!11
2019-02-06 22:30
#51
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World ///fuck 
Trik has like negative IQ
2019-02-06 23:28
#175
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Other nt_newfag 
+1
2019-02-09 15:37
flair checks out
2019-02-16 20:49
#25
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Croatia mds818 
I'd pick bcko because he would probably find a way for us to cheat a way out of the island (:
2019-02-06 22:29
#34
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Finland Smoonah 
beckos haha
2019-02-06 23:12
tagged he are very cool men
2019-02-06 22:29
#31
loli | 
Russia AnimeTrap 
Ozzy aka Fides For... Personal purposes.
2019-02-06 22:34
any woman on hltv oh wait....
2019-02-06 23:11
#50
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World ///fuck 
there are a few actually *shocker*
2019-02-06 23:27
#67
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Panama xemzex 
(X) Doubt
2019-02-07 02:48
nah there are a couple
2019-02-09 09:05
(X) Doubt
2019-02-09 17:09
#36
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United States PsychoLogical 
Trik so he can be my source of protein for the next few weeks.
2019-02-06 23:16
name checks out?
2019-02-06 23:20
Dude sperm is a weird source of protein, but why not use your own sperm???
2019-02-07 07:02
#113
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United States gtmaniacmda 
PsychoLogical x Trik sex tape when?
2019-02-09 00:30
If I want to survive- Mibr is overrated If I want to die-any mibr/g2/vitality fan
2019-02-06 23:17
mibr is overrated? that pussy kid who only talks shit behind screen? enjoy going to hell LUL
2019-02-06 23:27
xd
2019-02-06 23:30
yeah if somebody would stuck with him, they would probably die of starving in one week.
2019-02-09 08:50
accurate
2019-02-16 20:47
#189
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Sweden Unluko 
+1
2019-02-09 17:49
+1
2019-02-16 20:47
davidS_
2019-02-06 23:24
BigBaguette so he can tell me how the cosmos works.
2019-02-06 23:25
#141
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France LanaRhoades 
Press X to Doubt
2019-02-09 01:30
stay_hydrated_my_man or GOVEGAN!
2019-02-06 23:27
Really? Nobody picked Jonathan E.? Its a deserted island only you and Jonathan E. Think about the possibilities. God damn you people are shallow.
2019-02-06 23:31
he would never stop talking
2019-02-07 02:45
Some brazilian definitely. I dont like to eat humans so animal would keep me alive some time
2019-02-06 23:31
#148
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Panama xemzex 
Reported
2019-02-09 04:49
one of the dudes who grows their own weed on here.
2019-02-07 02:44
#190
suNny | 
Finland jakem0n 
+1
2019-02-09 17:50
#65
Davidp | 
Sweden meistr0 
Does it need to be a HLTV user? I want gla1ve on the island. I mean, since he can cheat in pro CS he could probably hack on the island & get us away from the island.
2019-02-07 02:47
Actually pro players are hltv users ;)
2019-02-07 11:23
xXxTimmytheFortniterxXx Could pick you if he doesn’t find any brazilians
2019-02-09 06:52
#68
shrek | 
Cambodia Libtard 
Some brazilian user (they know how to survive in favela and jungle) No offense intended
2019-02-07 02:49
#70
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Panama xemzex 
Ez report
2019-02-07 02:52
Someone who likes a similar kind of music, so I can die easy... Knowing you love me.
2019-02-07 02:50
#71
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Pakistan jarpeet 
What kind of music is that?
2019-02-07 04:02
Real one, it would require skill, talent, knowledge, passion, soul, full focus and dedication... Whole lot really. If you want certainty, blues, rock and roll, ballads, soul... Any soulful and meaningful styles.
2019-02-07 04:45
#87
JW | 
Sweden bolognese 
expected from jovik
2019-02-07 11:08
#72
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Pakistan jarpeet 
As long as it's another Aussie I'm ok. Don't want European or American beta males.
2019-02-07 04:02
Coming from a weeb ROFL made my day
2019-02-09 13:47
57 year old unfriendly muslim
2019-02-07 07:07
#85
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Russia Dead_Rave 
Ehh i guess DayJay so he can get us banned from the island and if he doesn't get us banned then we can do some weeb shit
2019-02-07 09:00
#86
JW | 
Sweden bolognese 
xDD
2019-02-07 11:08
Yeah, you will just tell each other some hentai plots and fap to your imagination, pretty nice
2019-02-07 11:12
#90
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Russia Dead_Rave 
Hell yeah i would make him wear cat ears and an tail buttplug
2019-02-07 11:13
Wow you're gay
2019-02-07 11:14
#93
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Russia Dead_Rave 
Not if imagine DayJay being girl
2019-02-07 11:15
No... You're just gay...
2019-02-07 11:16
#99
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Russia Dead_Rave 
NoHomo
2019-02-07 11:16
#101
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Russia Dead_Rave 
Lmao he just visited my profile
2019-02-07 11:17
he stalking you
2019-02-07 11:29
Hello Jovik
2019-02-07 11:31
Wtf I am not Jovik
2019-02-07 11:52
I guess he's not against cat-ears and buttplug
2019-02-07 11:31
I think he is interested
2019-02-09 00:16
I would pick MIBR_IS_OVERRATED so I can keep baiting him as we both starve to death.
2019-02-07 11:11
Lol
2019-02-07 11:15
#108
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Brazil Fallenzera 
+1
2019-02-07 11:57
The real question is, when did you bait me?
2019-02-09 00:37
#124
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Panama xemzex 
Right there
2019-02-09 00:54
I was thinking about this but i analysed his comment and came to the conclusion that it this comment is either: A bait which is so bad its impossible to rate him on the bait scale OR its not a bait at all. The 2nd option is more likely
2019-02-09 00:58
Lmao, this is too easy.
2019-02-09 01:07
So is it the first or second option?
2019-02-09 01:08
You analysed well, but you just came to the wrong conclusion. 👍
2019-02-09 01:09
Either way, both options are not classified as "bait" because the bait quality is too low to rank them on the bait scale
2019-02-09 01:12
u r so mad, got baited so hard and trying to say that it's a bad bait xaxaxaxaxaxaxxaxaXA
2019-02-09 08:51
0/8 i give you 1 more try
2019-02-09 13:39
don't make excuses to urself, u look pathetic and u r. So bye bye kid /closed
2019-02-09 13:40
Dude i gave you a chance to prove yourself but thats again a 0/8 work on your baits
2019-02-09 13:42
yeah sad that u don't understand truth, u think that u r king here and I got on ur b8 that u'll gimme one more try. But I'm really speaking truth, as soon as u'll understand u will understand that now u r pathetic big gay
2019-02-09 13:44
I would pick either rain_norway so we could spam 😎 emoji on the sand or Jonty so I can bury him on that island
2019-02-07 11:16
#97
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Latvia igorzet_ 
every cis fan cuz of low iq would look smarter then
2019-02-07 11:16
isnt latvia close to cis
2019-02-09 00:36
we can invade u again, I think, then u won't say anything about "low" iq.
2019-02-09 08:53
What do so many westerners have a problem with CIS it's really unfunny to make fun of Slavs, it's not because it's mean it's just not funny and never was and it's funny that the same Westerners will say something so racist when they claim to be tolerant. Not a libtard and don't really care just pointing out some observations
2019-02-09 18:01
YuNOliek cuz she's a waman
2019-02-07 11:16
Stay_hydrated_my_man so I remember to stay hydrated, my man
2019-02-07 11:16
fellow brazillianssss
2019-02-09 00:17
#111
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Norway rogueplayer 
probably prokda just to check if he's irl or just meme
2019-02-09 00:20
fitguy to work for me (slave labour xDDD)
2019-02-09 00:24
IDK WHO EXACTLY but i might pick some user who is skilled in climbing trees to get me some coconuts
2019-02-09 00:36
lmao if u would pick one, he'd probably won't give u any of coconuts, just cuz u r so pathetic than can't do the same alone.
2019-02-09 08:54
So like a Brazilian
2019-02-09 18:01
#119
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Israel TimeDani 
Mibr is over rated because he is always first
2019-02-09 00:41
proofs?
2019-02-09 01:00
#153
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Israel TimeDani 
Go to most of HLTV.org post
2019-02-09 08:41
#121
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Sweden BroIlan 
i would say Jonty
2019-02-09 00:47
fitguy (strong boy) veryniceguy (name checks out) jonty (smartass and a nice guy)
2019-02-09 00:52
fit guy is not strong he is just skinny
2019-02-09 01:15
#192
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Sweden Unluko 
Fat guy spotted
2019-02-09 17:53
[This user has been ignored]
2019-02-09 18:15
#204
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Sweden Unluko 
LUL
2019-02-09 18:15
#126
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Dominican Republic SantoDomingo 
Striker
2019-02-09 00:55
#130
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Germany NatsuS 
A girl and we both die for true nature fun.
2019-02-09 01:01
> hltv users > girl pick 1
2019-02-09 01:13
#144
Happy | 
Germany NatsuS 
It is a trap I can feel it
2019-02-09 01:59
You know there is a girl stalking the forums here somewhere and we dont know about her
2019-02-09 06:27
#132
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United Kingdom INGEMARSSON_ 
INGEMARSSON_
2019-02-09 01:04
bolognese
2019-02-09 01:14
#140
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Greece HeavySmoker 
Batistuta we will create a better version of HLTV
2019-02-09 01:27
#143
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Europe _jUNGLE 
eoNs
2019-02-09 01:32
#154
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Belarus fan_of_North 
eoNs
2019-02-09 08:45
#145
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Australia t0rrent 
Jonathan e so he can remove any more 10 year bans I get
2019-02-09 02:00
You’re better off alone than with any HLTV user
2019-02-09 04:36
#149
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United States codgun 
Trik, this man is such a god he'd just get us out of there in an instant. We're very fortunate to have him lurking in the shadows here on HLTV, one day they will see their mistake in banning GODTrik and hopefully they'll repent their sins before his ten years are up.
2019-02-09 06:24
Who would want to survive together?
2019-02-09 06:28
#158
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Lithuania LevelUpp 
Juliano
2019-02-09 08:54
Probably Trik, while he goes off on one of his rants/baits. That way I would be extremely motivated to find a way off the island to escape him.
2019-02-09 15:12
prokda
2019-02-09 15:33
i pick myself😎 -can eat -cool -good shark fisher -high lvl runescape player -high lvl cs player))))
2019-02-09 15:35
#176
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Other nt_newfag 
fitguy
2019-02-09 15:38
djkido316
2019-02-09 15:48
i pick myself 😎
2019-02-09 15:54
#184
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Russia Nikosimus 
BileDani ofc, 32k/month would help us survive as well as some nice grill
2019-02-09 17:12
+999
2019-02-09 17:13
#186
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Canada top_zozzle 
bowl of gneiss
2019-02-09 17:13
#208
JW | 
Sweden bolognese 
xd
2019-02-10 20:05
I would pick someone in their 40-50s (i'm sure there are people in that age group on hltv) They will have the most wisdom on how to survive, but they won't be dying from health issues. I wouldn't choose an American either, cuz fat burger
2019-02-09 17:47
///fuck
2019-02-09 17:55
#194
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Sweden Unluko 
Fitguy probably or MIBR_IS_UNDERRATED
2019-02-09 17:55
Me?
2019-02-09 18:04
#200
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Sweden Unluko 
Yes
2019-02-09 18:12
ty men :))
2019-02-09 18:20
ez pick🙏🏻 MIBR_IS_OVERRATED
2019-02-09 18:13
happy2 major niko 0 major
2019-02-09 18:17
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