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Rate my Pickem, lads
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United Kingdom Tormaz 
I think this year is going to be full of surprises. 3:0 - ViCi. They have potential. A lot of Scandinavian teams this year and at this stage Asian CSGO is much better and more tactical, plus ViCi are really good at BO3. Ez for Zhoking. 0:3 - fnatic. To be fair, they are overrated. Remember not long ago they almost dropped out of top-30? Plus, twist and Brollan are way too young for Major, will get stressed and bottomfrag. Furia - new generation of SK. Vega - they always pass Challanger Stage. Spirit - the second best CIS team after NaVi. Grayhound - I am sure DickStacy's success with stickers inspired the entire team. Winstrike - currently, the best CIS team. Tyloo - wide opening potential. Avangar - if James will step up, team will carry. They won Minor 4v5, so 5v5 should be ez. Thank me later. Can't guarantee Platinum, but defo one step closer to Gold.
2019-02-11 20:41
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Germany pr9ud 
8/8
2019-02-11 20:42
#2
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United Kingdom alcaz4r 
nah thats like a solid 0/8
2019-02-11 20:44
#50
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Lithuania Xec0ndD 
*woosh
2019-02-11 22:13
woooosh
2019-02-11 22:18
#94
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United Kingdom alcaz4r 
#93
2019-02-12 22:19
#93
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United Kingdom alcaz4r 
go back to reddit fag
2019-02-12 22:19
#60
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Brazil davidzor 
+2 not even funny
2019-02-12 00:31
#62
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United Kingdom Tormaz 
The only reason you are not laughing is because you cannot afford dentist to fix your rotten smile. Don't worry, if you teeth will fall out - it will be even better. You know, it's much more convenient to snck Danish el penisito after a good old 16:0 on de_dust2 without teeth.
2019-02-12 00:36
#70
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Brazil davidzor 
I think that you are misunderstanding who I am, I'm not one those kiddos that you usually deal around here. Sorry pal, but I'm not brit. Bad teeths are not my problem. In fact AFAIK, Brazil has one of the best dentists in the world... I took a moment from my precious time to do a little research and guess what? A british newspaper wrote about it ft.com/content/039e7200-19b9-11e0-b921-0..
2019-02-12 03:05
#71
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Brazil davidzor 
Also, that's spanish what you wrote up there. But I understand you miscrompehension since you can't understand another language besides English.
2019-02-12 03:11
#77
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New Zealand Eauor 
fuck off pom
2019-02-12 04:39
xdddddd UK guy talking about theets xdddd
2019-02-12 20:10
#89
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United Kingdom Tormaz 
Evelyone loves some naith big theets
2019-02-12 20:13
I doubt you are from UK. Btw who is "evelyone"?
2019-02-12 20:14
Idk if I can rate your pickem but I rate your b8 6/8
2019-02-11 20:44
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Spain Holiwis 
-Avangar +Renegades The rest is fantastic, great job, amazing (anal)ysis and research!
2019-02-11 20:45
#9
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United Kingdom Tormaz 
Don't agree with Renegades, latency in New Zealand is too high for them to prepare well against other teams.
2019-02-11 20:47
Epic bait 8/8
2019-02-11 22:18
#56
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Australia CaZeR01 
Xd
2019-02-11 22:30
#5
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Poland suka_z_trivago 
7/8
2019-02-11 20:45
excuse me what the fuck
2019-02-11 20:45
#15
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United Kingdom Tormaz 
I excuse you
2019-02-11 20:50
excuse has taken
2019-02-11 21:10
#48
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United Kingdom Tormaz 
I'd prefer street fighter, but taken is ok
2019-02-11 21:24
imagine if this turns out to be true LUL
2019-02-11 20:46
#12
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United Kingdom Tormaz 
I expect one or two upsets, but the rest should be fine.
2019-02-11 20:48
#8
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Sweden sporehybriz 
Spirit - the second best CIS team after NaVi. Winstrike - currently, the best CIS team. Excuse me, what?
2019-02-11 20:46
#17
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United Kingdom Tormaz 
Winstrike is better than Spirit
2019-02-11 20:50
#21
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Sweden sporehybriz 
Can you not see what the error is or what?
2019-02-11 20:52
#22
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United Kingdom Tormaz 
Yeah, grammatically it should be "Win Strike", to be correct
2019-02-11 20:53
#25
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Sweden sporehybriz 
In case you're not trolling me right now. He said that spirit is the second best CIS team after Na'vi, but that winstrike is the best CIS team. How does that make sense?
2019-02-11 20:59
#27
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United Kingdom Tormaz 
It means that Spirit are worse than NaVi, but Winstrike is better than Spirit. Are you a retard, sir?
2019-02-11 20:59
#32
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Germany SSimonL 
Actually you are retarded, Mr. Tormaz.
2019-02-11 21:03
#35
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United Kingdom Tormaz 
You, sir, are being very rude and your nickname contains SS in it. Considering you are German, it hurts my feelings. Therefore, I will not waste my time on engaging into impolite and disgustingly inappropriate discussions with you, you stupid fnck.
2019-02-11 21:05
gr8 b8 fellow m8
2019-02-11 21:11
dont know how they kept falling for that
2019-02-11 21:16
#38
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Palestine Baitor69 
you are my new favorite user rn.
2019-02-11 21:10
#81
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Sweden sporehybriz 
I should just not post stuff on HLTV. It's like my third thread I'm posting on and just got baited so hard. smh
2019-02-12 14:19
furia's logo is basically shitty north logo so if vici goes against them, furia is fucked
2019-02-11 20:47
twist too young? are you new here? hahahah
2019-02-11 20:47
#14
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United Kingdom Tormaz 
Not physically - mentally. He lost way too many games to Astralis and that Malta cup is just a pinch of salt in an open wound for him.
2019-02-11 20:49
#19
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United Kingdom Tormaz 
The last time I've seen him, he had a horrible hairstyle. Glad he fixed it.
2019-02-11 20:51
Time will tell anyways
2019-02-11 20:50
#20
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United Kingdom Tormaz 
Don't think so, DreamRAR did not even get to Minors.
2019-02-11 20:52
7/8
2019-02-11 20:48
Fnatic wont go 0-3
2019-02-11 20:53
#24
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United Kingdom Tormaz 
You'll see. Olofmeister is too old to perform well.
2019-02-11 20:56
You mean xizt?
2019-02-11 20:59
#28
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United Kingdom Tormaz 
No, I mean Olofmeister. Xizt is still young and has potential.
2019-02-11 21:00
Olof plays in faze. Xizt is older then olof 1/8
2019-02-11 21:01
#30
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United Kingdom Tormaz 
The last time I've checked, forze is a Russian team. 0/8
2019-02-11 21:02
8/8
2019-02-11 21:03
How can you keep getting baited so hard?
2019-02-11 21:18
Wdym? I literally rated his baits
2019-02-11 22:09
#63
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United Kingdom Tormaz 
Rating a bait after falling for it is like trying to refund a common skin after opening a case - if you are dumb enough, it's simply too late.
2019-02-12 00:39
Didn't ''fall'' for shit, you do you, mr yellow teeth.
2019-02-12 04:33
#100
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United Kingdom Tormaz 
Sure you didn't #baited4real
2019-02-14 22:57
#31
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United States hellboy^ 
I'm not gonna waste my time reading this 0/8 bait.
2019-02-11 21:02
#34
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Ukraine TheVodkaGuy 
8/8
2019-02-11 21:04
#61
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United Kingdom Tormaz 
= 1
2019-02-12 00:32
#36
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Palestine Baitor69 
+1 I agree
2019-02-11 21:09
#37
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United States CarbonIWNL 
7/8 only because big dick Stacy will carry team 3-0 and Vici will lose to Greyhound in 2-0 match
2019-02-11 21:09
#42
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United Kingdom Tormaz 
Well, ViCi managed to defeat Grayhound in Minors, so I am sure they can defeat them again.
2019-02-11 21:14
Spirit - the second best CIS team after NaVi. Winstrike - currently, the best CIS team.
2019-02-11 21:14
#43
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United Kingdom Tormaz 
What? It does not make any sense - if Spirit are worse than NaVi and NaVi are first, then Winstrike cannot be the best CIS team. Your IQ is probably lower than Zeus's self-esteem.
2019-02-11 21:15
#44
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Netherlands BigMarvin 
Bait! Sniff sniff
2019-02-11 21:16
+1
2019-02-11 21:17
#51
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Czech Republic PaYaB 
UK b8
2019-02-11 22:17
#59
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United Kingdom Tormaz 
It's not a b8, m8. If I'd try to bait a Czech, I'd write "fake taxi" on my car or tell you I am a director searching for an actress.
2019-02-12 00:30
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Czech Republic prokda 
xD
2019-02-12 04:38
#54
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Finland Smoonah 
-666/8 Brexit exit.
2019-02-11 22:19
3-0 on baits = tormaz
2019-02-11 22:20
#57
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Poland bakusiell 
This is the major. Everything can happen here :D
2019-02-11 22:31
#58
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United Kingdom Tormaz 
Everything, apart from Polish teams taking part in it
2019-02-12 00:29
and you forgot about everything apart from uk teams taking part in it
2019-02-12 04:36
#78
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Poland bakusiell 
haha
2019-02-12 07:25
#80
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United Kingdom Tormaz 
Lol, Complexity is officially a British team, there's an English player in it and BIG has Smooya, 0/8.
2019-02-12 13:58
#64
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France mdK_ 
-infinity/8
2019-02-12 00:45
#66
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United Kingdom Tormaz 
I guess it's a probability formula for France lasting in a war for a day without surrender
2019-02-12 00:47
#67
ZywOo | 
France mdK_ 
fak u got me
2019-02-12 00:47
#99
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United Kingdom Tormaz 
I don't like faking French - British have been doing it for centuries, gets boring after a while
2019-02-14 22:56
#102
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France mdK_ 
x)
2019-02-14 23:22
#65
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Europe KrepaN 
holy shit 8/8
2019-02-12 00:47
#68
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Hong Kong redPhosphorus 
better than thorin. 8/8
2019-02-12 00:49
#84
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United Kingdom Tormaz 
Never liked him in the LotR, the Hobbit was so much better
2019-02-12 19:14
8/8 cloud9 back to the minors
2019-02-12 03:17
nt cloud9 2x major winners ez for na
2019-02-12 04:37
#79
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United Kingdom Tormaz 
Lol, they are not NA anymore - they are EU, cause of Flusha, kioShiMa and Zellsis.
2019-02-12 13:53
I dont know if your braindead or just a idiot as zellsis is American
2019-02-12 18:07
#83
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United Kingdom Tormaz 
First of all, you're - not your, my little imbecile. Secondly - Zellsis is a Lithuanian surname, so he is clearly from Latvia. I bet you haven't studied geology at school, hope you at least remember the capital of your country.
2019-02-12 18:59
what does geology have to do with last names and capitals? i think your a little insane
2019-02-12 20:07
#86
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United Kingdom Tormaz 
I think you need to learn English before getting deported from NA
2019-02-12 20:08
Im a canadian citizen brit boy
2019-02-12 20:13
#92
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United Kingdom Tormaz 
I am a descendant of grizzlies fncked by French sailors boy* - fixed it for you.
2019-02-12 20:15
#87
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Brazil Leozzin 
alternative pick'em, but is a good idea
2019-02-12 20:10
#95
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Dominican Republic SantoDomingo 
Furia 0-3
2019-02-12 22:20
#96
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United Kingdom Tormaz 
Furia 3:0 or 3:1, ez. Teams know how to prepare for European, American and Asian teams, but nobody knows how to play against Colombian teams and it's their advantage.
2019-02-12 22:55
#97
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Dominican Republic SantoDomingo 
Everybody says that Asian cs is unique.
2019-02-13 21:58
#98
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United Kingdom Tormaz 
I know, right? Brehze, Stewie2k, autimatic - prodigies!
2019-02-14 22:27
#101
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Dominican Republic SantoDomingo 
TyLoo,vici etc
2019-02-14 23:20
#103
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United Kingdom Tormaz 
Tyloo is technically Polish
2019-02-15 01:08
#104
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Dominican Republic SantoDomingo 
Good memes
2019-02-16 00:42
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