Forum thread: Pasha to zywoo

nice my friend, delete

2019-02-12 20:52

woah expected from pasha

2019-02-12 20:53

he is

2019-02-12 20:53

Clip?

2019-02-12 20:55

clips.twitch.tv/SpeedyRealKleeAsianGlow

2019-02-12 20:56

He said of course

2019-02-12 20:56

That's a weird response. People are losing their virginity when they're 14 so it's not "of course" because he haven't lost it yet thus he's not in the meta from a normie's perspective

2019-02-12 20:58

in the meta LMAO

2019-02-12 20:59

It was actually a good response. What pasha doesn't realize is that it's a very uncomfortable topic for someone who might be still a virgin/shy etc. yet he answered unphased. Pasha doesn't see it but it was a weak ass question. Best answer: "I never miss my shot". Easy.

2019-02-12 21:03

I see your point, but it's a double edged meaning because pasha is actually the one with 200 IQ here. What you're preaching here is common sense for alphas like pasha and pasha actually expected a generic answer from zywoo. How do I know this? Pasha's facial expression, body language and response says it all. Pasha literally baited zywoo undoubtedly knowing that zywoo was going to be uncomfortable to give a proper answer/explanation thus rendering his "of course" answer a bad one and asserting his dominance over him.

2019-02-12 21:59

And yet it's the exact opposite of what a true "alpha" would do. An alpha doesn't shame, bait or whatever weaker people. Pasha is no alpha, he's just a normal dude that goes to the gym, well did rather.

2019-02-12 22:15

This is very true, I agree, but in the perspective of FPL gamers pasha might come off as an alpha just based on his veterancy

2019-02-12 22:16

cuz he is worse than him and he bringed RL :( 😂😂

2019-02-12 22:26

then he said "virgin from the ass", which I guess he wants to say he is still primed and ready for papa to destroy him

2019-02-12 21:57

Stop projecting your fantasies miss yunoliek

2019-02-12 22:02

sorry no virgin ass here

2019-02-12 22:03

Surprised but expected actually

2019-02-12 22:04

lol

2019-02-12 22:17

I think Apex said that

2019-02-12 22:34

I agree with your analysis, yet I've been using "of course" multiple time instead of "no" about various subjects And if I was asked this very question, I would probably answer "of course" or "yes" as well. That's an ironic way to show the silliness of a question very common at least in France. Have you killed a man? Of course. Have you slaves at home? Of course. Can you give me 1000 dollars? Of course. Are you virgin? Of course. etc.. So even if there is a probability for your explanation to be true, there is also another explanation.

2019-02-12 22:08

I see your point about silliness and I have the same mindset sometimes as well. However it doesn't always work out and this case with zywoo, it definitely doesn't because c'mon, he's not he most handsome man ever so everybody kinda knows the answer beforehand right. What I think would be a proper response would be to say something like "Wait, aren't you?". Indirectly saying yes, but mocking the big alpha in the same sentence to break the tension

2019-02-12 22:14

Yeah, your answer would be good, but hard to come up with in the middle of a discussion especially for shy people. Also, as I said before you have good chance to be right about zywoo. But don't forget he is staying in hotel, in foreign countries, probably going into some bar or party to celebrate their 2 tournaments win and being educated to the night life by his team. So there is also a good probably he could have used the services of an escort. So his look can't be used as an argument according to these "opportunities" he had.

2019-02-12 22:18

Yeah, I was about to write that english is obviously not his native language so it would definitely be hard, even more so for shy people in matter of seconds. About escorts, that's definitely true and there's rumours about pro's cheating on their gf etc so no doubt there. Pasha must know a lot of inside stories lol

2019-02-12 22:21

This is called agree and amplify in the manosphere. Whenever a woman asks you a stupid question you just agree on it and exaggarate it completely. It works.

2019-02-12 22:16

btw I can't believe I am debating of the credibility of a pro csgo player answer to an "are you virgin" question. What I'm doing of my life my god.

2019-02-12 22:20

Lmao same, I should focus on the match really

2019-02-12 22:22

zywoo > pasha

2019-02-12 20:57

who cares

2019-02-12 20:59

has zywoo major mvp?

2019-02-12 20:59

pasha 2 kids and big dog zywoo-keyboard and mouse omegalul

2019-02-12 21:01

ZyWoo_1_virginity_pasha_0_virginity

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2019-02-12 21:58

95% of this site can relate with zywoo

2019-02-12 20:58

+1 (but not admins)

2019-02-12 20:59

im in that 95% and im not ashamed of that

2019-02-12 20:59

name checks out

2019-02-12 21:58

my sadness level rise up, when someone say that

2019-02-12 22:11

What you expect when you play 24/7 and don't have a decent look (or make something to improve)? Aleast zywoo is playing in minors and papa is watching on twitch xD.

2019-02-12 21:00

but now he is going to have that e-sports money ez pussy4zywoo in da near future

2019-02-12 21:03

spacoina my friend

2019-02-12 21:06

He has like 100 egrils on his dick

2019-02-12 21:01

I would have said, does my right hand count?

2019-02-12 21:07

pasha braindamaged

2019-02-12 21:15

No you are braindamaged , he has money , a wife , 2 kids , a dog and a big body , what do you have beaside pornhub and csgo ? Oh yea your mom

2019-02-12 21:55

E/wooosh

2019-02-12 22:07

oooooooof

2019-02-12 22:31

I think you forgot you are on HLTV, kid.

2019-02-12 22:32

stop trolling subhuman

2019-02-12 23:06

hahahah rekt by egyptian xdddddd

2019-02-12 22:10

i got rekt by a keyboard warrior online? I think not

2019-02-12 23:05

youre a fucking liar, you have 0 ethic, i dont give a shit for what you have done in the past and this topic is dead for me

2019-02-12 22:15

if you looked like you were bit by a venomous tarantula in your neck and had an allergic reaction to the anti-venom causing swelling, you'd probably still be virgin too.

2019-02-12 21:58

It this supose to be a joke ? I cand laugh for you so you can feel better . Hahahahahahaha , now you can go back on pornhub boy

2019-02-12 22:01