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top 5 strongest armies in the world
Dima | 
Russia L0sk^^ 
1 USA (FUCKING AMERICA BLYAT) 2) Rus(best country) 3) China 4) India 5) UK
2019-02-15 19:28
the one man army
2019-02-15 19:29
EZ 4 RUSSIA IF 3RD WW HAPPENS CUZ RUSSIANS KNOW THE ENTIRE AK-47 SPRAY PATTERN
2019-02-15 19:31
#7
Dima | 
Russia L0sk^^ 
Ez 4 China 3ww
2019-02-15 19:36
#107
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Europe foxhound 
+1
2019-03-13 09:09
#3
God | 
Poland henlo 
soldiers of poland second to none
2019-02-15 19:31
also first to none. they be non-existent
2019-02-15 19:32
#14
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India Noobdian1 
Hahaha
2019-02-15 19:45
nt bntet
2019-02-15 22:21
#82
gob b | 
Germany simbrero 
1938
2019-02-15 21:40
Wrath of the Wehrmacht brought to a halt
2019-03-13 10:08
#4
EliGE | 
United States mehrfth 
jake paulers strongest army on youtube
2019-02-15 19:32
#6
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France MarioReL 
1. G2Army rest doesn't matter
2019-02-15 19:34
rise white flag
2019-02-15 21:37
#81
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France MarioReL 
we have won more wars than you ever touched a girl. nt
2019-02-15 21:38
#88
France Uexo 
2019-02-15 21:45
#89
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France MarioReL 
au bout d'un moment les "white flag" joke ça suffit. Il faut les remettre en place comme il faut.
2019-02-15 21:46
#90
France Uexo 
Yeah but sometimes, well placed "white flag" jokes are funny imo
2019-02-15 21:48
#91
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France MarioReL 
"baguettes" is funny but white flag is too much. x)
2019-02-15 21:48
#129
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France reakq  
You should not take it seriously, that's how hltv works.
2019-03-13 11:11
#8
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Brazil MadWell 
1. Brazilian Favela 2. USA/RUS
2019-02-15 19:36
#9
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Poland trancemeister 
1) USA 2) Russia 3) China 4) India 5) France 6) UK 7) Japan 8) Turkey 9) Germany 10) Egypt
2019-02-15 19:42
#10
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France Leskines 
japan didnt have an army because of the law of 1945(or46) bro
2019-02-15 19:43
They do have the Japan self-defense forces. Really depends if you count that as an army or not.
2019-02-15 20:22
#17
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Israel wetz 
Imo at least Israelis army > Turkey,egypt
2019-02-15 20:02
#savepalestine
2019-02-15 20:05
#22
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Israel wetz 
lel
2019-02-15 20:05
xD made my day
2019-02-15 20:17
#49
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Israel wetz 
I mean, I don't know about Turkey but Egypt <israel It's a fact
2019-02-15 20:18
no fucks given about egypt but israeli trash army will never be better than turkey LMAo
2019-02-15 20:19
#53
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Israel wetz 
Israel has a very strong army, Open google
2019-02-15 20:20
Turkey too
2019-02-15 21:03
#68
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Israel wetz 
I know mate
2019-02-15 21:04
#31
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Finland Kanis 
where is south korea?
2019-02-15 20:13
#40
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Poland trancemeister 
right, they also have a powerful army. Maybe - Egypt / Germany + South Korea.
2019-02-15 20:17
Bro China is 2 and Russia is 3 because most of russian army is not trained and most équipement and shit is from Soviet era
2019-02-15 19:44
#12
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France Leskines 
french fakeflagger spotted :>
2019-02-15 19:44
Oh no because of the accent no lol , I just had french keyboard on and I’m ukranian lol
2019-02-15 20:00
#27
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France Leskines 
yeaaaaaaah , an urkranian would probably a french keyboard , sorry i forgot about this possibility
2019-02-15 20:10
Bro why can’t I speak/ learn French?
2019-02-15 20:11
#30
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France Leskines 
because you are not born in France and you are probably not studying this language , but stop kidding i detected you as a fakeflagger
2019-02-15 20:12
Bro I will tell u my life story if u want to know. Both of my parents are ukranian and I finished primary school in Ukraine then I went to the British school of Amsterdam and now I am in a boarding school in Switzerland so I’m studying french even though I’m kinda shit
2019-02-15 20:21
Haha no fakeflagger
2019-02-15 20:34
Why would he lie?
2019-02-15 21:02
#13
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Poland Cannabis3k 
Poland better than USA and russia faking morons
2019-02-15 19:44
1.USA 2.Russia 3.France/UK 4.France/UK 5.China 6.Japan Obviously i'm not considering the budget for each respective countries as I deem experience on the field more important than the budget allocated to the latter case. France and the UK is a different case as one is better in one field than the other, for instance, the UK outmatch France on the Sea while France outmatch the UK in the air as the Rafale dassault are way more efficient and competent than the eurofighter tycoon and on ground that would be a tie.
2019-02-15 19:51
You still mad that china and the US handed those cocky japs a nuclear L during ww2? japan army in shit 2k19 china >>>>> uk france 1.) US 2.) Russia 3.) China rest doesnt matter
2019-02-15 20:04
Lmao >China >Capable army Pick one They've got no experience whatsoever they've never mobilized their army force before the last time they did was in 1937 and they got raped soon after. You can't consider an army seriously when their only de facto is their number.
2019-02-15 20:07
I'm sorry but I can't take you seriously all of the links you've quoted are only comparing numbers, allocated budget and size there's nothing about the experience on the field/training or the equipments used. The numbers and budget don't matters much as you still lost against a bunch of vietkong during the vietnam war lmao.
2019-02-15 20:14
Let those rice farmers try and fight in the US, harder to win when u gotta travel like 15 hrs by plane just to get there, also if the US kept troops there, wouldve won, look at casualties. thats not the point tho, china obviously >>>> france + UK i mean france would just line up all their troops and surrender, and UK would be pummeled unless us saves them again as for japan, u guys shouldnt even have an army, ur on thin fucking ice
2019-02-15 20:18
#77
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United States Jrfaster 
lmao, dude. we lost the war to those "rice farmers". You clearly don't know history. Vietnam was a total loss.
2019-02-15 21:36
When did i say we won lmao? I said if we kept sending troops over eventually we would have, also that the vietnamese lost many more soldiers, both of which are facts, learn to read
2019-02-16 00:48
#102
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United States Jrfaster 
lmao, come at me with facts. Lets take a look at not only American firepower at the time(which wasn't the problem) but instead how America truly lost the war. Vietnam as a whole(the war itself) was an incredibly unpopular war that was mostly the lower middle class was being forced to fight due to the wide-held theory that if one Southeast Asian county fell to communism the rest would follow. Its easy to say *lmao I took a 3rd-grade history class America is the best lmao*... IN REALITY, sending more people was extremely unpopular at the time. every call for a draft was immediately met with protests as well as riots. The civil unrest as a result of the war was literally so unpopular that if politicians took a stance in favor of the war there political life was ended. The goal of the Vietnamese was never to fight us in hopes of defeating us, but instead to OUTLAST us. Which they did.
2019-02-16 00:54
#103
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United States Jrfaster 
The only course for America to win the war was an initial attack so fierce and swift and decisive that It would have crushed every part of the resistance, we instead chose to slowplay it and we lost the war. There are many military leaders who agree with this, I welcome you to do actual research on this topic before coming off as a moron online.
2019-02-16 00:57
1: Iceland, that cold will fucking kill you alone 2: The Vatican, The power of God upon you 3: Ireland, Youre giving drunks guns 4: Canada, theyll apologise to you and make you feel bad so you drop your gun 5: Australia, Emus, 'nough said
2019-02-15 20:04
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Dima | 
Russia L0sk^^ 
Its true, br0!
2019-02-15 20:13
#35
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Bangladesh chingaling 
this guy knows whats up
2019-02-15 20:15
>Iceland >Cold Seems like you've never truly experienced the Russian Winter, you're gonna freeze to the bones there with peaks reaching -60 degrees celcius, Iceland in comparison is nothing by a small cold
2019-02-15 20:16
ik just a pun on the word ice
2019-02-15 20:16
i wanted to put countries without the greatest army, ik canada and australia aint exactly weak. but i couldnt think of anything else
2019-02-15 20:17
Chad + chad meme? Somali and the somalian's pirate?
2019-02-15 20:18
okay fair enough but still? does it really matter?
2019-02-15 20:21
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Portugal NabasKi 
then Russia should come in 6th, there's no way you won't freeze to death when passing through siberia
2019-02-15 20:17
this was all sarcasm lol
2019-02-15 20:17
#46
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Portugal NabasKi 
i know man, you gave us enough hints
2019-02-15 20:17
1. north korea
2019-02-15 20:05
sweden? we could easily scrap together a 5 man team
2019-02-15 20:07
FUCK AMERICA, MOTHER RUSSIA NUMBER ONE
2019-02-15 20:09
#78
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United States Jrfaster 
:( sad
2019-02-15 21:37
#130
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Asia UNDERPANTS 
Russia+China+Japan>USA + ANY OTHER
2019-03-13 11:13
#28
Blue | 
Sweden face_baby 
finnish army >>>>>>>> russian army
2019-02-15 20:11
#34
Dima | 
Russia L0sk^^ 
rus army>>>>>>>>swedish army xdxdxdxddx
2019-02-15 20:14
#36
Blue | 
Sweden face_baby 
finnish army >>>>>>>> russian army swedish army >>>>>>>>>> russian army norwegian army >>>>>>>>>>> russian army denmark army >>>>>>>>>>>> russian army
2019-02-15 20:15
#51
Dima | 
Russia L0sk^^ 
nt, but no
2019-02-15 20:19
#85
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Estonia Hondas 
please remove "not" from your nickname
2019-02-15 21:42
nice viser
2019-02-15 20:16
#52
Dima | 
Russia L0sk^^ 
pochemu hm?
2019-02-15 20:20
Ukraine army is 2. Because this army fucks Russia.
2019-02-15 20:20
#64
Dima | 
Russia L0sk^^ 
xorowa9 wutka, bratan
2019-02-15 21:01
#65
Dima | 
Russia L0sk^^ 
ukraine<syria
2019-02-15 21:02
#94
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Ukraine treeex 
lol'ed
2019-02-15 21:52
#55
oskarJ | 
Czech Republic y0fl0w 
Germany(1940)
2019-02-15 20:21
#61
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Poland Kleigen 
ekhm, no. Soviets were 4x bigger.
2019-02-15 20:36
#62
oskarJ | 
Czech Republic y0fl0w 
stronger, not bigger stronger is more like over-all-power/soldier
2019-02-15 20:41
#69
Dima | 
Russia L0sk^^ 
are you saying China is weak?
2019-02-15 21:17
#71
oskarJ | 
Czech Republic y0fl0w 
what?
2019-02-15 21:25
#73
Dima | 
Russia L0sk^^ 
U want say China has only a lot of people?
2019-02-15 21:27
#74
oskarJ | 
Czech Republic y0fl0w 
i said nothing about china
2019-02-15 21:27
We have an army...yeah We use it...nah There are bombings and firings from neighbour pakistan...yeah Our army men die...yeah How do we react...we don't In this way, the lives of our army are just risked for nothing Either die defending the border or die while returning back home for festivals by bombers and terrorists. Our army doesn't do what it should solely because of the politicians Once given the liberty they'll blast the balls of these terrorists and pakistani lunatics
2019-02-15 20:24
#70
Dima | 
Russia L0sk^^ 
I pity your people.
2019-02-15 21:19
#113
shox | 
India prat_pps 
why?
2019-03-13 09:25
#115
shox | 
India prat_pps 
it isn't as easy as " Blast the balls of these terrorists". There's always the diplomatic side of things which delay things like a tactical response. and The response that the military has given will do for now.
2019-03-13 09:27
I was speaking about resources, tactics and power.
2019-03-14 22:41
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shox | 
India prat_pps 
Sure the Indian army has enough power to blow them a 100 times over but yet again the problem remains that it isn't as easy as simply doing so. I'm saying you can't blame politicians for things they dont have much control over. They're doing the best they can. This is also become an international issue so hasty responses will not sit well with the UN
2019-03-15 04:18
G2 army is the only Army that matters. Fuck everyone else
2019-02-15 20:41
PORTUGAL TACTICA DO QUADRADO NUNO ALVARES PEREIRA 2000 IQ IGL
2019-02-15 21:26
+1
2019-02-15 21:37
#75
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United States Trump2020KAG 
Don’t worry if the libtards ever take back control of the country Russia will become best military and China 2nd.
2019-02-15 21:29
#76
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Bulgaria omaiguudness 
2019-02-15 21:30
#83
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Denmark Jonasnhj 
Me in CSGO
2019-02-15 21:40
#92
France Uexo 
danes too op, plz better nerf
2019-02-15 21:49
#96
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Denmark Jonasnhj 
I know men, my arms too big Stacy
2019-02-15 22:16
wtf i read it like top 5 strongest animes in the world
2019-02-15 21:41
#87
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United Kingdom _xC4ctus 
how can an anime be strong lmao
2019-02-15 21:45
#86
AdreN | 
Kazakhstan Aiomie 
MY DICK IS MUCH BIGGER THAN YOURS MY DICK CAN WALK RIGHT THROUGH THE DOOR
2019-02-15 21:44
#93
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United States Nellie^ 
1. Vietnam 2. USA 3. Russia 4. China 5. Saudi Arabia
2019-02-15 21:49
#95
United States hhkb 
India???? change it to Israel then that list will be okay
2019-02-15 21:54
But TerroRussia sucks to Ukraine's army (top29) rn.
2019-02-16 00:53
#104
Dima | 
Russia L0sk^^ 
ukraine army? terroRus? What is is?
2019-02-16 13:38
#101
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Dominican Republic SantoDomingo 
5. Iran
2019-02-16 00:53
#105
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Netherlands @Deji 
USA (rangers lead the way) Russia China UK Turkey
2019-02-16 13:42
turkey is not top 5. it is not even top 10.
2019-03-13 09:12
Not even top 100000 hatta bi kere de ülkeyi gömmeyin amk
2019-03-13 09:42
turkey in its current state can't survive even a year long war. the country is depended on western supplies to produce "milli" tanks, aircrafts, ships...
2019-03-13 09:56
But tayyip spent all money to army so maybe top10 i think
2019-03-13 11:03
The seven nation army is strongest
2019-03-13 09:08
#109
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Other Mukade 
People seem to forget about the israelian army.
2019-03-13 09:17
I am Hello and I am a jew pls give me b read i am star ving i need b erad
2019-03-13 09:19
FACTS +1
2019-03-13 09:23
#112
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Germany Bier 
China > russia and soon china > usa > russia Because these fools keep on spending
2019-03-13 09:24
1. S1mple
2019-03-13 09:25
India? lmao, what they gon do? Shit on us?
2019-03-13 09:32
EZ Swiss army
2019-03-13 09:33
North Korea
2019-03-13 09:33
#119
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Belarus @Bitly 
Belarus
2019-03-13 09:34
#120
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Denmark how_much_ 
Space Vikings > us/russia #TOTHESTARS
2019-03-13 09:35
#122
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Vietnam comergod1 
1. China 2. North Korea 3. Vietnam
2019-03-13 09:42
I bored Russia lets go to war
2019-03-13 09:54
#125
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Europe _EpiC_ 
QUANTITY > QUALITY
2019-03-13 10:05
#128
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Europe Quinxxx 
1.HLTV 2.FACEBOOK 3.SNAPCHAT
2019-03-13 11:07
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