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"Jabba The Hut of privilege" XD
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United Kingdom xTheDeadPixel 
Someone asked "Why do some British people not like Donald Trump?" Nate White, an articulate and witty writer from England, wrote this magnificent response: "A few things spring to mind. Trump lacks certain qualities which the British traditionally esteem. For instance, he has no class, no charm, no coolness, no credibility, no compassion, no wit, no warmth, no wisdom, no subtlety, no sensitivity, no self-awareness, no humility, no honour and no grace - all qualities, funnily enough, with which his predecessor Mr. Obama was generously blessed. So for us, the stark contrast does rather throw Trump’s limitations into embarrassingly sharp relief. Plus, we like a laugh. And while Trump may be laughable, he has never once said anything wry, witty or even faintly amusing - not once, ever. I don’t say that rhetorically, I mean it quite literally: not once, not ever. And that fact is particularly disturbing to the British sensibility - for us, to lack humour is almost inhuman. But with Trump, it’s a fact. He doesn’t even seem to understand what a joke is - his idea of a joke is a crass comment, an illiterate insult, a casual act of cruelty. Trump is a troll. And like all trolls, he is never funny and he never laughs; he only crows or jeers. And scarily, he doesn’t just talk in crude, witless insults - he actually thinks in them. His mind is a simple bot-like algorithm of petty prejudices and knee-jerk nastiness. There is never any under-layer of irony, complexity, nuance or depth. It’s all surface. Some Americans might see this as refreshingly upfront. Well, we don’t. We see it as having no inner world, no soul. And in Britain we traditionally side with David, not Goliath. All our heroes are plucky underdogs: Robin Hood, Dick Whittington, Oliver Twist. Trump is neither plucky, nor an underdog. He is the exact opposite of that. He’s not even a spoiled rich-boy, or a greedy fat-cat. He’s more a fat white slug. A Jabba the Hutt of privilege. And worse, he is that most unforgivable of all things to the British: a bully. That is, except when he is among bullies; then he suddenly transforms into a snivelling sidekick instead. There are unspoken rules to this stuff - the Queensberry rules of basic decency - and he breaks them all. He punches downwards - which a gentleman should, would, could never do - and every blow he aims is below the belt. He particularly likes to kick the vulnerable or voiceless - and he kicks them when they are down. So the fact that a significant minority - perhaps a third - of Americans look at what he does, listen to what he says, and then think 'Yeah, he seems like my kind of guy’ is a matter of some confusion and no little distress to British people, given that: * Americans are supposed to be nicer than us, and mostly are. * You don't need a particularly keen eye for detail to spot a few flaws in the man. This last point is what especially confuses and dismays British people, and many other people too; his faults seem pretty bloody hard to miss. After all, it’s impossible to read a single tweet, or hear him speak a sentence or two, without staring deep into the abyss. He turns being artless into an art form; he is a Picasso of pettiness; a Shakespeare of shit. His faults are fractal: even his flaws have flaws, and so on ad infinitum. God knows there have always been stupid people in the world, and plenty of nasty people too. But rarely has stupidity been so nasty, or nastiness so stupid. He makes Nixon look trustworthy and George W look smart. In fact, if Frankenstein decided to make a monster assembled entirely from human flaws - he would make a Trump. And a remorseful Doctor Frankenstein would clutch out big clumpfuls of hair and scream in anguish: 'My God… what… have… I… created? If being a twat was a TV show, Trump would be the boxed set."
2019-02-15 21:03
Im not reading that 😎
2019-02-15 21:04
+1 u smart men😎👍👏
2019-02-15 21:06
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Portugal NabasKi 
TD;DR
2019-02-15 21:05
TL;DR brits are still mad we beat them in the revolutionary war
2019-02-15 21:16
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Portugal NabasKi 
oh okay
2019-02-15 21:43
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North America hesh 
Yeah we stopped caring what the rotten teeth people thought back in 1776. Stick to eating crumpets and getting herpes from slags.
2019-02-15 21:07
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Ukraine s1mple_ 
tl;dr
2019-02-15 21:07
This leftist probably wanked himself off after writing such a load of pompous shit. He has a laundry list of Trump insults, but can't help his own pretentions. Typical leftist.
2019-02-15 21:12
Well written and absolutely true.
2019-02-15 21:14
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Brazil bandicoot 
but above all, he is making america great again
2019-02-15 21:18
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Bulgaria omaiguudness 
Jabba the hut is actually a good dude
2019-02-15 21:18
Yea exactly, like what de he do to be compared to Trump? Saved the galaxy. Sad
2019-02-15 21:24
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Bulgaria omaiguudness 
probs didnt watch Star wars
2019-02-15 21:25
What a shame. Watching it right now actually.
2019-02-15 21:29
Didn't read but you guys are addicted to the Trump experience.
2019-02-15 21:26
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United States yadda 
this is really well written and spot on, I'm from the US and i cant stand this bag of shit hes destroying my country and he needs to be put in prison because on top of being a racist insufferable pig hes a criminal who doesnt pay taxes and is involved in treasonous activities. fuck trump.
2019-02-16 00:15
Who did you vote for?
2019-02-16 00:28
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United States yadda 
actually didnt vote because that shits on a tuesday and i had to work. also some bs.
2019-02-16 00:46
#39
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United States tremm 
this is really well written and spot on, I'm from the US and i cant stand this bag of shit hes destroying my country and he needs to be put in prison because on top of being a racist insufferable pig hes a criminal who doesnt pay taxes and is involved in treasonous activities. fuck trump.
2019-02-16 01:34
s1mple bot? I don't think so dude
2019-02-16 01:41
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Czech Republic Rehama 
Didn't read lol
2019-02-16 01:56
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