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[+18] CONFESSION THREAD
Turkey smarthltvuser 
Tell me a truth about yourself that no one knows or tell me something you did in the past. Let it all go in this thread. My confession? I didn't do bad stuff in my life but biggest shame of my life is this: After my father died, one day later I was playing Knight Online like nothing happened. I was 13 years old, too young and too dumb but still I feel ashamed when I remember. It is a really fucked up thing.
2019-02-15 22:37
i had sex with my sister when i was 15
2019-02-15 22:38
Sweet Home Alabama
2019-02-15 22:38
Country roads
2019-02-15 22:43
#28
Aleksib | 
Finland xore1 
take me home
2019-02-15 22:52
#52
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Japan tyLOVE 
I'm an alabama
2019-02-16 11:21
AMERICANS COME HERE alabama is georgia
2019-02-20 00:28
Alabama =/=/= Georgia Georgia has Atlanta
2019-02-20 02:07
woah them yankees have the high iq
2019-02-21 22:26
IM AN ALABAMA N---- wait i cant say that i do not want to see in 10
2019-02-28 15:17
and i wanna be free
2019-02-20 07:29
#207
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Japan tyLOVE 
Hell within Double A C P
2019-02-20 12:31
I dont drink, i dont cuss
2019-02-21 09:25
hahaha. i see what you did there :D
2019-02-21 11:35
Hehehe
2019-02-21 17:05
#340
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Japan tyLOVE 
I wanna ride in the front of the bus
2019-02-21 22:28
i wanna eat where the white folks eat
2019-02-22 06:12
(cya in 10 word) and i wanna be free
2019-02-21 22:27
To the place
2019-02-20 02:41
i belong
2019-02-20 04:15
#161
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India AMKW 
West Virginia Alabama
2019-02-20 04:36
Country home
2019-02-20 07:24
take me roads
2019-02-20 10:37
#244
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Australia _Lurkin_ 
its a me mario
2019-02-21 10:21
XD
2019-02-21 10:32
Xd
2019-02-21 11:42
exactly
2019-02-20 12:08
#199
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Vietnam ponmemes 
where the skies are so blue
2019-02-20 12:19
lie. reported.
2019-02-15 22:38
prove me wrong
2019-02-15 22:39
#29
Aleksib | 
Finland xore1 
prove that u r right
2019-02-15 22:52
#1
2019-02-15 22:53
#32
Aleksib | 
Finland xore1 
thats not evidence
2019-02-15 22:54
sow as sister bobs and vegeta
2019-02-20 10:37
True Goku>his sister
2019-02-22 00:56
#272
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Netherlands FNeverluCky 
asks for confession gets confession calls it lie stupid turk
2019-02-21 11:16
you dont have to feel guilty about that man People sometimes react in whatever way they can to deal with something. When you are young you are better at ignoring or understanding that something 'big' has happened.
2019-02-27 02:20
Stuttgart was right.
2019-02-15 22:39
i live in stuttgart wtf
2019-02-15 22:39
the hltv user Stuttgart
2019-02-15 22:39
who?
2019-02-15 22:40
This 0/8 dude
2019-02-15 22:42
#64
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Germany Stuttgart 
reported
2019-02-20 00:34
The feet guy
2019-02-20 03:05
this is your second account but nt
2019-02-21 00:18
+1
2019-02-22 13:36
#7
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Norway rogueplayer 
This gotta be bait, holy
2019-02-15 22:39
#24
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United States gtmaniacmda 
jealous?
2019-02-15 22:46
#27
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Norway rogueplayer 
Idk but probs not, hbu?
2019-02-15 22:51
#271
JUGi | 
Denmark Khongen 
norsk javla always inbred
2019-02-21 11:13
#274
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Denmark Twick_ 
+1
2019-02-21 11:20
#328
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Norway rogueplayer 
danish talking about inbred LOL the irony
2019-02-21 20:20
#63
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Brazil MadBettorGrr 
Why? I know some incest stories that happened with people I know
2019-02-20 00:34
flag checks out
2019-02-20 01:24
#93
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Brazil MadBettorGrr 
It happens everywhere men
2019-02-20 01:31
Germany & descendants of runaway nazis in brazil, and descendants of NASA nazis in US
2019-02-20 01:56
Yeah im sure Pakistan is packed with nazis...
2019-02-21 22:28
Pakistan is country of mofas. I dunno why they can't spend money on education. I'm toggled , I know. Have a great day!!
2019-02-22 06:21
Massive inbreeding problem over there.
2019-02-22 08:18
+1
2019-02-20 10:57
#290
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Europe Pini_ 
Brazil cheks out
2019-02-21 11:37
#147
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North America Snaxer 
how was it?
2019-02-20 03:33
I am jealous
2019-02-20 10:36
#189
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Germany FlowerBoyT 
Hello Saarland
2019-02-20 12:06
Is that why ger grils so ugly fuck
2019-02-21 11:10
fake news tbh
2019-02-21 15:13
#474
Ant1ka | 
Russia DeMoud 
+1 just me and my aunt at 16
2019-02-22 12:21
#15
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North America Techno_Lover 
My existence is an eminence front
2019-02-15 22:40
#608
ozzy | 
Russia osbourne 
Lonely guy without comments so im here
2019-02-25 06:22
#667
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Brazil Mentecapto 
but you do like some techno techno >>>>>>>>>>>>everything else
2019-02-27 02:42
I lost my virginity to my sisters best friend
2019-02-15 22:41
u took it in da ass?
2019-02-20 03:06
#176
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Palestine hevCS 
IM DEAD XD
2019-02-20 08:11
hahah
2019-02-20 12:05
lol
2019-02-21 00:10
#243
cyx | 
Germany Shadyy89 
n1
2019-02-21 10:19
ahahhah xD
2019-02-21 13:10
Xdddddd
2019-02-22 07:03
LUL
2019-02-22 07:43
#609
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Lithuania ropzGOD 
Where is that funny holy shit
2019-02-25 06:26
#622
kennyS | 
France PaulST 
Same, can't tell if they're trolling or if they really find it so funny. Scary shit.
2019-02-26 22:03
#648
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Brazil Eneas56 
kids, they probably laugh when teacher says "vagina" in class too
2019-02-26 22:50
They're kids man. Most HLTV users are 14-15. They'll find any shit comeback funny as hell.
2019-02-28 11:45
im virgin, but everybody already knows
2019-02-15 22:42
#68
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France Djodjoo 
Welcome to HLTV sir
2019-02-20 00:40
#19
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Poland Hanse 
I once visited my cousin and stolen his LEGO brick and than I thought I did something terrible and considered killing myself or calling police, I was 5 btw
2019-02-15 22:43
#36
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United States Michigun 
the heck bro xD
2019-02-15 23:01
ayaya so cute
2019-02-15 23:11
I remember while wisiting my grandfathers in a village, a 9-10yo gipsy stole my bakugan card (I was maybe 7yo). I still remember it...
2019-02-20 00:37
#76
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Poland Hanse 
I gave it back tho year later but I did
2019-02-20 01:06
i used to steal yugioh cards from my cousin and from other kids when i was like 12 xD
2019-02-22 03:00
#541
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Austria epiXYZ 
not so ehrenmann aylmao
2019-02-22 22:37
ye hahaha
2019-03-12 23:23
#475
RpK | 
France KepleR82b 
holy shit that's the funniest thing I'll read today
2019-02-22 12:24
When I was 14, I licked my brother's dick while he was sleeping.
2019-02-15 22:43
If you didn't touch his balls you're good
2019-02-15 23:00
lmao
2019-02-23 13:22
#99
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Brazil Neenzu 
LMAOOOOO
2019-02-20 01:53
name checks out
2019-02-20 02:01
I wish I could say this was real, but just like #1 it wasn't :(
2019-02-20 02:03
#116
Simple | 
Mexico Ch4vez 
RAW
2019-02-20 02:08
#431
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India may_An_K 
Lol
2019-02-22 07:41
#508
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United Arab Emirates semiscabine 
this is africa
2019-02-22 13:55
took many drugs, stole money and lied alot to my family, sorry mom <3
2019-02-15 22:44
name checks out
2019-02-15 22:54
#40
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Mexico LEWORb 
flag checks out
2019-02-15 23:09
#276
rain | 
Estonia raynster 
Fucking murdered that dude
2019-02-21 11:23
#322
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Mexico LEWORb 
Who? me?
2019-02-21 14:58
Damn this one sad
2019-02-20 09:23
im sure you did it for gentstudent
2019-02-21 11:57
what a loser fucking things up because of drugs. i've also done a lot of drugs and it has never affected my money or any other situation. tbh it actually made me "richer" when i took a 10-20e pill instead of drinking a lot of alcohol
2019-02-22 02:16
#564
suNny | 
Iceland RTXs 
Name checks out
2019-02-23 11:21
how you doing now?
2019-02-22 11:50
im fine started to participate in some boxing gym with my one best friend i have left from childhood the guy that helped me get straight again. sometimes i still consume party drugs or weed but with limits and alcohol i completly stopped now. just needed a small push into the right direction.
2019-02-24 12:30
good to hear
2019-02-25 06:16
#623
kennyS | 
France PaulST 
Wholesome mate. I hope your life goes on this way and you continue to get better! Sports really have a way to give meaning to your life.
2019-02-26 22:04
#544
allu | 
Argentina TetsujiN 
Same here, is so sad, embarrassing and unforgettable .
2019-02-23 00:01
sounds like you take your family for granted... well don't
2019-02-26 22:11
i stole a bike from the nuns once, but i brought it back because it was fucked
2019-02-15 22:45
you only brought it back because the bike was fucked?
2019-02-20 12:08
i was supremely intoxicated, but yeah. stealing from church =/= stealing from working man.
2019-02-20 12:16
#490
REZ | 
Sweden katt1n 
lol wtf is the difference?
2019-02-22 13:28
The number of letters.
2019-02-22 13:46
difference is ass full of everything, means to dodge taxation and systemic exploitation of others
2019-02-22 15:40
i jizzed into shampoo of school teacher.
2019-02-15 22:49
#42
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Mexico LEWORb 
How did you get access to your school teacher's shampoo?
2019-02-15 23:10
i had broken leg when we did school gymnastics and i was just sitting in the room and took a look into teachers locker and saw shampoo and as fuked up my brain is i did this :D
2019-02-16 11:20
#56
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Mexico LEWORb 
Ok, cool i guess
2019-02-16 20:14
#57
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Norway Rednaxela 
Name checks out
2019-02-16 20:17
#179
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Croatia feelsbadmane 
now u have a son somewhere out there
2019-02-20 10:35
LOL
2019-02-22 03:49
+1 he should really talk with that teacher to see if she needs support for that child...
2019-02-26 22:12
No you didnt.
2019-02-28 11:47
#33
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African Union OllieMaN 
Im actually not from africa :(
2019-02-15 22:56
At least tell me that you are still the biggest north fan or your flair is a bait?:/
2019-02-20 00:42
His flair has to match the flag ;)
2019-02-20 03:03
I WILL CONFESS I FUCKED UP EVERYONE WHO WROTE BELOW I KNOW IT'S A SURPRISE FOR YOU, BUT IT'S TRUE.
2019-02-28 15:15
#37
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Poland wiktorex 
Lol this guy will get your ip and locate you then get you to the prison, talk more about stealing. This guy is from FBI yeah? Can you confirm?
2019-02-15 23:04
Can confirm. He is my colleague -agent Zahidabdiqadirazizabdulrahman
2019-02-20 02:57
#209
fake | 
El Salvador flagger 
how tf u log on to hltv dude ;D
2019-02-20 12:34
#371
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Europe pencilvester 
The legend Zahidabdiqadirazizabdulrahman
2019-02-22 02:59
+1 -Agent Harold
2019-02-25 06:27
#38
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Poland sitarskee 
me and my brother were molested by stepfather for few years and never told mom not to make her sad and alone again
2019-02-15 23:06
that sucks man :(
2019-02-15 23:08
#41
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Poland sitarskee 
yep, he died 2 years ago so we gucci (idk why i said gucci, sorry)
2019-02-15 23:09
its men stay strong bro
2019-02-15 23:10
#46
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Poland sitarskee 
thanks mate
2019-02-15 23:11
you deserve it cus you said gucci... and that's racialist
2019-02-26 22:13
#277
JUGi | 
Denmark Khongen 
he probably look like a damn humunculous, honestly.. its i hope he die from a coke overdose or testicular cancer from all the steroids.. then we'll be gucci
2019-02-21 11:25
#158
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Turkey Aybars1 
i wanna fking beat him retarded shit thank god that he died braindead cunt
2019-02-20 04:09
#254
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Turkey guduf 
Keep calm kanka noluyor
2019-02-21 10:37
#330
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Turkey Aybars1 
hashdashdashh tutamadim :Dd
2019-02-21 21:11
both of you are gay now?
2019-02-21 11:19
Lol what a fucking cunt
2019-02-22 14:06
Oh cmon, this is HLTV, we don't even know if that guy exist
2019-02-22 14:14
#605
fox | 
Portugal VAC69FOX 
XDDDDDDDDDDDD
2019-02-25 05:05
I'M a Bi
2019-02-15 23:11
#187
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Denmark reverseee 
biPEdal?
2019-02-20 12:04
No I LikE MeN
2019-02-21 00:07
BuT wOmEN tOo rIGhT ?
2019-02-21 00:12
VeRy tRuE
2019-02-21 00:15
greedy
2019-02-21 11:08
lul)
2019-02-21 13:06
#444
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Norway Tappii 
this is so unfair, you can literally have anyone
2019-02-22 08:51
Rofl
2019-02-23 12:56
i'm stealing money from my mom and dad since i'm 7 still doing it and i don't regret
2019-02-15 23:12
nice bro
2019-02-22 13:31
Son, why u didn't tell us?
2019-02-22 13:34
Not ok
2019-02-23 11:01
stealing from your own blood... LOL
2019-02-26 22:14
I played doctors with my cousin when I was 5
2019-02-16 11:28
how do you play doctors?
2019-02-20 12:16
Exploring difference of our bodies in sexual way under the blanket... We were probably 6 or 7 actually
2019-02-20 12:39
was his penis longer than yours?
2019-02-26 22:15
female cousin
2019-02-26 23:11
*her penis
2019-02-27 03:19
I dont have a sister. Sorry.
2019-02-16 11:28
#55
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Russia avocadosatlaw 
i browse hltv
2019-02-16 11:36
reported
2019-02-20 02:01
#118
Simple | 
Mexico Ch4vez 
wtf men
2019-02-20 02:09
#259
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Sweden devauor 
disgusting
2019-02-21 10:48
F
2019-02-22 12:37
Faped to a shemale banging a hot girl on xvideos
2019-02-16 20:18
#82
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Brazil Mentecapto 
I guess everyone does this. But no one admits it.
2019-02-20 01:22
+1
2019-02-20 02:01
#170
XigN | 
Korea crepes 
+1
2019-02-20 07:31
+1
2019-02-21 10:52
#278
rain | 
Estonia raynster 
NT Prokda
2019-02-21 11:26
Ded meme
2019-02-21 11:40
#360
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Denmark ILoveYouAll 
Why yall "+1"? you guys srsly watch that? am i behind?
2019-02-22 01:46
#373
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Europe pencilvester 
+1 Im like wtf, is this normal
2019-02-22 03:02
#395
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Brazil Mentecapto 
it's 75% heterosexual as opposed to watching a guy fuck a woman, which is 50% gay
2019-02-22 03:39
#398
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Europe pencilvester 
lmao 200iq
2019-02-22 03:41
#414
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Hungary OwlOfMoist 
+1
2019-02-22 06:17
lol not if the guy isn't in the frame
2019-02-26 22:16
#387
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Brazil Mentecapto 
Whatever makes you sleep at night dear ;)
2019-02-22 03:25
yeah no
2019-02-22 03:38
I'm not a degenerate thanks
2019-02-22 04:06
Wtf is a shemale?
2019-02-20 02:03
girl with a dick
2019-02-20 02:06
no, dude with tits
2019-02-23 01:44
you don't want to know.
2019-02-20 02:58
#551
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Brazil PlasticB0Y 
she is actually a male !
2019-02-23 01:33
i regret not having sex with every hltv users' sister.
2019-02-16 20:18
Sacrifice.
2019-02-16 20:22
No I don't :(
2019-02-22 21:57
I was a fan of SK once :( Even worse that I like them a bit now because mibr has the same line up now.
2019-02-20 00:32
reported
2019-02-20 03:04
Pls no i beg u
2019-02-20 10:30
Goodbye Lithuania, it had to be done
2019-02-20 19:36
I hate J JE fug can't say that cuz I'll get banned
2019-02-20 00:36
I stabbed about 20 frogs to death with a pencil when i was 12.
2019-02-20 00:40
whyyyyyyyyy
2019-02-20 04:05
#182
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Croatia feelsbadmane 
lmao nice psycho
2019-02-20 10:37
+1
2019-02-22 11:58
hi Dexter
2019-02-20 12:55
thats a sign of being a psychopath(killer)
2019-02-21 22:31
#445
JW | 
Bulgaria StudentN14 
With a freaking penciL !!!
2019-02-22 08:56
Wtf john wick??
2019-02-26 22:29
#649
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Brazil Eneas56 
frogs are disgusting but you have to be very cold blooded to do that jesus xD
2019-02-26 22:55
I fucked a tranny. Not even kidding :(
2019-02-20 00:42
Without condom. I spent 6 months doing hiv tests every week. Worst months of my life. Never do that, kids.
2019-02-20 00:44
Im clean btw :)
2019-02-20 00:45
#103
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Brazil Neenzu 
Lucky boy
2019-02-20 01:58
the HIV shows only after 3 months after sexual intercourse i think :E wish me luck =)
2019-02-21 10:12
flag checks out
2019-02-20 00:46
HAHAHAHAHAHA
2019-02-20 00:46
#95
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Brazil MadBettorGrr 
+1 respek our culture
2019-02-20 01:40
+1 pretty common here
2019-02-20 03:35
Average christian family guy.
2019-02-20 03:45
#650
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Brazil Eneas56 
+1
2019-02-26 22:56
#84
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Brazil Mentecapto 
wow is this for real?
2019-02-20 01:23
Yep. Sadly.
2019-02-20 01:28
#98
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Brazil Mentecapto 
Yea, don't worry. You learned from it. Now look ahead, for the future, and don't let your past hold you back, everyday you have a chance to reinvent yourself. Best of wishes for you.
2019-02-20 01:53
#154
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North America Snaxer 
how was it?
2019-02-20 03:47
#245
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France mat660 
Brazilian sex in nutshell .
2019-02-21 10:25
#651
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Brazil Eneas56 
It is actually true, Brazilians are the people that most look for "trap sex" in xvideos
2019-02-26 22:57
#75
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Dominican Republic SantoDomingo 
I ruined one of my best friendships on purpose.
2019-02-20 01:04
Explain
2019-02-20 01:09
#78
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Dominican Republic SantoDomingo 
Happened a couple years ago, but one of my friends asked me to come hang out and I straight up lied about my location and that I was really drank etc. Long story short he found it out and didn't really appreciate it. In the end I tried to damage control it by lying more to other friends trying to make him look bad which harmed my relations with them as well.
2019-02-20 01:14
#79
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Portugal NabasKi 
damn, uncool bro
2019-02-20 01:16
#80
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Dominican Republic SantoDomingo 
I still tend to talk bs a lot, I hate it, but never have got rid of that problem even tho I want to.
2019-02-20 01:18
#90
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Portugal NabasKi 
i have that issue as well, i tend to lie to people even though there's no real benefit to either of us
2019-02-20 01:29
Do you know the cure, dawg? I thought I was alone like that.
2019-02-20 12:00
#190
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Portugal NabasKi 
If I knew I would be alredy cured by now :P
2019-02-20 12:06
#223
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Dominican Republic SantoDomingo 
I wish I could work on it, I've tried, but never have actually been successful.
2019-02-21 00:15
you decide to do it - it's your fault and working on it is just...don't say dumb shit
2019-02-21 11:10
#332
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Dominican Republic SantoDomingo 
If it could be as easy as "just don't say dumb shit" I would have fixed it ages ago. That's like saying "just stop lying" to pathological liar, it's not always so easy.
2019-02-21 22:17
Ok, then recognise you're a dickhead and work on that
2019-02-21 22:18
#335
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Dominican Republic SantoDomingo 
I know that I'm dickhead sometimes, but so is everyone else on today's world. Right now dickheads get everything and they are praised, meanwhile nicest person are overrun and abused by these dickheads and they get nothing.
2019-02-21 22:20
you spent your time justifying it, not improving on anything
2019-02-21 23:27
#354
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Dominican Republic SantoDomingo 
I'm not justifying lying in any occasion, I just said why people might be dickheads nowadays.
2019-02-22 00:55
#547
RpK | 
France KepleR82b 
Your intervention is stupid, it's like asking to a depressed guy not to be sad
2019-02-23 00:25
Depression is not a choice lying is a choice nt 0/8
2019-02-23 10:53
#557
RpK | 
France KepleR82b 
Lhing is a choice for somepeople, but sole others can't stop lying, it even has a name but I don't know it in english, it's a sickness. So give some respect, it's not your little person that will change anything on this. "iF yOu LiE tHeN sToP lYiNg" gagaga
2019-02-23 10:58
But in that case it's diagnosis and you should get professional help.
2019-02-23 11:05
#563
RpK | 
France KepleR82b 
I compare it to depression because it all starts with a mindset. You don't obviously need a professional help, you first need to know yourself. Know why you think that way and not "normal" way. Doctors are kind but if they didn't live any mental sicknessw they just can't put words on it.
2019-02-23 11:18
He describes openly how he has chosen to to his close friends and see's the destruction it causes. You're enabling...lying is a choice, please stop with your HLTV diagnosis attempts especialyl when you don't even know the terms. You were talking about compulsive liars. Compulsions are only compulsions.
2019-02-23 11:31
#573
RpK | 
France KepleR82b 
I won't even reply, I'll just laugh at your stupidity ahahahahahahaha
2019-02-23 11:49
defeated
2019-02-23 12:27
#575
RpK | 
France KepleR82b 
hahahahahahahahahaha so damn stupid ahahahahahaha
2019-02-23 12:50
defeated
2019-02-23 13:04
#584
RpK | 
France KepleR82b 
I cry a lot
2019-02-23 13:17
I believe you
2019-02-23 13:26
Youre probably just insecure. Youll grow out of it eventually
2019-02-21 11:31
#334
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Dominican Republic SantoDomingo 
I don't think I'm insecure, I just let it become a really bad habit and can't get over it at all, almost on pathological level.
2019-02-21 22:18
I just think that when youre secure you dont really need to lie in the first place. Not too much at least But everyone lies every once in a while
2019-02-22 00:11
#353
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Dominican Republic SantoDomingo 
Well, depends a lot really, there is so many reasons. For me I have no clue why I neep doing it, sometime complete bs comes out of my mouth.
2019-02-22 00:54
If it's actually on a pathological level, you should get professional help.
2019-02-23 11:06
#593
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Dominican Republic SantoDomingo 
I know that I should, but that's the problem, I'm unsure about that. It's not too far away from that either.
2019-02-23 23:27
#257
 | 
Turkey guduf 
You guys are lucky, I cant even lie about the smallest things
2019-02-21 10:40
#314
 | 
Portugal NabasKi 
it's not really something to be proud of though
2019-02-21 13:27
#331
 | 
Dominican Republic SantoDomingo 
This +1
2019-02-21 22:15
#479
RpK | 
France KepleR82b 
Same problem here but it's improving, everytime before I start to discuss with someone, I just tell myself not to lie because it's useless and it works
2019-02-22 12:32
#542
 | 
Dominican Republic SantoDomingo 
I always aim to do that, there is very little people that I can be honest 99.9% of the time and they are my family and my girlfriend at least for now. I try to be as honest as I can to my close friends, but sometimes complete lies just slips out of my mouth and I can't help it.
2019-02-22 23:57
#545
RpK | 
France KepleR82b 
Same but it's not pathological, it's about self confidence, you lie for comfort :) EDIT: If it was pathological, you'd lie to everyone
2019-02-23 00:23
#546
 | 
Dominican Republic SantoDomingo 
Also, pathological liar even believes his own lies, but my bad habit isn't too far away from that tbh. That's what's worrying me.
2019-02-23 00:25
#548
RpK | 
France KepleR82b 
Well I was like it 2 months ago, I fell into a lie for like 4 years, and now I'm just telling anyone "It's fine about it, it's finished" so I'm slowly recovering from it and gaining self confidence. I used to believe in my own lie but one day I just thought "lies just make me sad", my inner consciousness knew it was all fake so I managed to stop. It is easy to improve if you lie a lot for small things, but if you're hiding a huge thing, it won't be easy
2019-02-23 00:29
#594
 | 
Dominican Republic SantoDomingo 
I'm hiding actually a really huge thing and if that bursts I'm seriously f*cked it would destroy my friendship with so many close people.
2019-02-23 23:28
#597
RpK | 
France KepleR82b 
I don't want to scare you but get out of that burden before it's getting worse, I'm open to DMs if you want man, I know how hard it is SendNRG
2019-02-23 23:59
#598
 | 
Dominican Republic SantoDomingo 
It's years old lies and so many people think it's true. Especially people close to me believe it. If it bursts out, they never ever trust me again this is worst possible situation.
2019-02-24 00:01
#601
RpK | 
France KepleR82b 
I can't imagine what is this about but I think they're always a way to let it behind you without losing anyone
2019-02-24 13:06
#613
 | 
Dominican Republic SantoDomingo 
It' a A HUGE LIE, trust me on this one, it is related to my family, about some really personal stuff...
2019-02-26 20:56
#614
RpK | 
France KepleR82b 
Same shit for me I guess
2019-02-26 21:05
#618
 | 
Dominican Republic SantoDomingo 
When I said to my grandpa about this same topic without exact details he asked a one question: "If the lie has such a big effect on you tyat you aren't ready to tell the truth because you are afraid of losing something, then can younlive with your lie until you die and take it with you?" If you can't then tell the truth. So the question is, can we live our lies or not?
2019-02-26 21:23
#663
RpK | 
France KepleR82b 
Not without huge consequences on your mental health I think
2019-02-27 02:14
#237
 | 
Finland Jardeet 
when my friends ask me to hang out and i dont want to i just say "no" and they say "ok" its normal
2019-02-21 09:24
I drawed shit hentais on my 13-14yo days
2019-02-20 01:18
#83
 | 
Argentina GREATfr 
I kiss hard my cousin when I was 7yo
2019-02-20 01:23
same
2019-02-20 04:02
anyone in this thread have 2 dads?
2019-02-20 01:23
once i fucked prostitute and she was ugly but I was too horny to resist gg
2019-02-20 01:27
That's not too bad
2019-02-21 11:36
#89
 | 
Sweden osnolsson 
saw a horse once, never told any1 before
2019-02-20 01:29
#92
 | 
Portugal NabasKi 
look at my horse, my horse is amazing
2019-02-20 01:30
give it a lick!
2019-02-20 02:40
#214
 | 
Latvia kaspianso 
tastes like raisins
2019-02-20 12:49
#91
kuben | 
Indonesia Trospher 
Someone paid me 20 dollars to make furry gore porn, everyday I regret that decision but hey 20 dollars is 20 dollars after all
2019-02-20 01:30
Drawing?
2019-02-20 13:43
He rented a suit of a female furry and let himself be fucked still 20$
2019-02-21 22:24
XAXAXAXAXAXAXAXAXA
2019-02-22 02:39
Well you gotta earn somehow in Poland...
2019-02-21 00:16
#231
oskar | 
Czech Republic grabasz 
nt slovenia
2019-02-21 08:47
#280
rain | 
Estonia raynster 
NT Prokda
2019-02-21 11:29
#652
 | 
Brazil Eneas56 
nt ropz
2019-02-26 22:58
#240
 | 
Liberia weALLcheat 
at least its not wc cleaning
2019-02-21 10:07
I guess
2019-02-21 10:16
when i was in 8th schoolyear i told my prof that i have to go to the toilet during lesson. but instead of going to pee i stole tons of money from other pupil. i needed the money to buy drugs.. its embarassing but true. i was in the age of 13 back then.
2019-02-20 01:36
#577
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Europe reeinoldss 
lies noone does drugs at 13
2019-02-23 12:58
now you are lying. open your eyes
2019-02-23 15:27
#625
kennyS | 
France PaulST 
Hope you're better now.
2019-02-26 22:10
I had a fake female acc in one site under the name of Lizz, so many guys and old men tried to flirt and got excited if I answered their messages I dont really regret it it was fun
2019-02-20 01:42
#97
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World VeilSideRR 
had it too, idk why i've done this but its kinda shameful feeling
2019-02-20 01:49
I used to laugh at old guys trying to get dirty, and at the same time I felt bad for them too There were many other fakes messaging pretending to be lesbians XDD And in my whole career there 1 real lesbo girl messaged me
2019-02-20 01:53
#107
 | 
World VeilSideRR 
lmao, for sure they sent u dick picks
2019-02-20 02:01
That site had a feature to turn off pics in messages thankfully, I was safe XD
2019-02-20 02:02
"in my whole career" XD lmao
2019-02-20 07:29
#628
kennyS | 
France PaulST 
Your name had me dead
2019-02-26 22:12
lmao
2019-02-26 23:25
everyone has had a catfish account at some point
2019-02-20 12:21
dont say everyone
2019-02-22 03:39
#415
 | 
Hungary OwlOfMoist 
Everyone
2019-02-22 06:20
everyone -me
2019-02-22 06:37
everyone
2019-02-22 11:14
#101
 | 
World VeilSideRR 
Had 2 girlfriends in last 2 years, both were asexual lmao
2019-02-20 01:55
#246
cyx | 
Germany Shadyy89 
unluko :( tbh some of them are just scared because of inexperience and you gotta take it very slow. Still Feelsbadbro
2019-02-21 10:31
#307
 | 
World VeilSideRR 
I know dude, I was with 2nd like for 5 months and we did everything but didnt have sex :((
2019-02-21 12:06
#393
 | 
Brazil Mentecapto 
wow, no sex at all for 5 months:?
2019-02-22 03:33
Not even a finger in pussy? That's the start for woman who seems don't like sex!
2019-02-22 03:45
#489
 | 
World VeilSideRR 
Bruh, sex doesnt stand for fingering XD
2019-02-22 13:27
#494
 | 
World VeilSideRR 
For me sex means d*ck in da pu$$y brah
2019-02-22 13:33
+1 make them see what they are missing
2019-02-23 13:03
+1 Some of them if you don't act and take iinitiative nothing will happen, you should start it slowly with the hands and finger! I had a girlfriend who was like that!
2019-02-22 03:47
#446
cyx | 
Germany Shadyy89 
Yea. I used to offer a massage and slowly worked my way down to her secret areas ;)
2019-02-22 10:36
#106
 | 
Brazil Neenzu 
Bro why did everyone have sex or something like that when they were kids?
2019-02-20 02:01
this is HLTV, what did you expect
2019-02-20 12:22
#578
 | 
Europe reeinoldss 
99% true storys for sure
2019-02-23 12:59
i like anal* *giving and receiving
2019-02-20 02:02
#120
Simple | 
Mexico Ch4vez 
GACHIBASS RAW
2019-02-20 02:11
MonkaS
2019-02-20 03:35
male g-spot in the prostate my guy
2019-02-20 03:36
#363
 | 
Europe Vallon2 
What a lie.
2019-02-22 02:33
#160
 | 
Germany uRaguuu 
I would like to try but my ass is too big and hairy :(
2019-02-20 04:31
#392
 | 
Brazil Mentecapto 
YES!!
2019-02-22 03:33
#169
XigN | 
Korea crepes 
+1
2019-02-20 07:30
#433
 | 
India may_An_K 
Lol
2019-02-22 07:48
name checks out
2019-02-23 01:50
Once investigated for murder attempt.
2019-02-20 02:05
#122
Simple | 
Mexico Ch4vez 
MonkaS
2019-02-20 02:11
#284
rain | 
Estonia raynster 
Same my frien. It was just self defence tho but i had to spend a night in jail and 2 years waiting for a court case
2019-02-21 11:33
EZ4ENCE
2019-02-22 11:57
i put a cucumber into my asshole and mastrubqte like that
2019-02-20 02:08
it’s good
2019-02-20 02:11
flag checks out
2019-02-20 03:35
Dude, how is playing a game bad? You were just trying to get your mind off the fucked up thing that happened. I did the same thing for my mom
2019-02-20 02:09
I think he's saying that he didn't even care
2019-02-20 03:07
He said he was playing his game like nothing happened. He obviously cared but after something bad as that happens you are in shock and you unconsciously try to shut it out because it makes you sad to think about, it doesn't mean that you don't care, actually it means the opposite. I can relate to this feeling.
2019-02-20 03:10
So can I, but that wouldn't make him feel guilty, and it isn't unconscious.
2019-02-20 03:13
I guess you're right that it wouldn't make him feel guilty, unless he saw himself shutting it out as proof of him not caring. But I guess you would only truely feel guilty if you didn't care as much as you should, but idk if that's a thing to feel guilty about, maybe you didn't have a great relationship and weren't close in which case its natural to not feel as sad. I definitely think it's partly unconscious because in your head you don't think ''im going to do shit to forget about it'' It's natural to back to a place of comfort, it makes it feel that everything is normal. That you're aware of it doesn't make it entirely unconscious.
2019-02-20 03:23
I definitely see where you're coming from, have a great day buddy :)
2019-02-20 03:30
You too. Enjoy the major :D
2019-02-20 03:30
bro when my grandmother was about to die, my mom came into my room while i was smoking a blunt, then i went downstairs watching at my grammy die after that i was 24/7 high for first 7 days idk weed made me feel nothing about it, and i still dont :/
2019-02-21 09:09
#248
cyx | 
Germany Shadyy89 
Yea it helps to blend out problems...depends on the case if this is a good or a bad thing
2019-02-21 10:34
its been 2 years but from time to time i still think about it "why i didn't feel shit" and i still dont it might be cuz i was high af when i got the news..
2019-02-21 10:59
#264
cyx | 
Germany Shadyy89 
I wouldn't mind it too much. I don't think its that weird. Some people go highly emotional over the death of their family members. But especially when it comes kind of "expected" like the natural death of grandparents, people don't have to cry much or cry at all. I have some experience with this kind of things and I didn't cry. I felt like two things and once. Sadness for them being gone but also aprecciated all the time we had spent together tho. If you feel like crying, do it. If not, don't. But never cry because you think you have to (or any other bullshit society concept making you do so).
2019-02-21 11:08
yeah, fuck fake emotions
2019-02-21 11:11
#633
kennyS | 
France PaulST 
Don't mind it bro. I'm sure she wouldn't want you to feel sorry or ashamed. May she rest in peace.
2019-02-26 22:15
thanks for the kind words <3
2019-02-28 14:35
me and my friend fed an autist a mud smoothie when i was 6-7.
2019-02-20 02:19
not much of a confession cuz the school found out but i keep it pretty secret.
2019-02-20 02:19
Wtf ahahaha
2019-02-20 03:02
Just alpha males asserting dominance over the weak, nothing shameful.
2019-02-20 03:36
Lmao typical UK behaviour, love it
2019-02-20 11:00
brutal
2019-02-20 12:34
#279
 | 
Denmark Twick_ 
Savage
2019-02-21 11:26
#349
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Albania artanmeniqi 
rekt
2019-02-21 22:48
i rode taxi 189€ and didnt pay, i acted shy and told him to drive from asshole to my home city mall, then i opened the door and walked and ran a few meters. then i walked home. i know east helsinki police dont have time to investigate this kind of gay crime
2019-02-20 02:24
AT the parkig lot there was a few men sucking each other, the taxi guy stopped in the beginning where the gays were, i told him to drive to the end where cars cant go further, he did and the rest is history. the dude didnt even know where he was :D
2019-02-20 02:32
#250
cyx | 
Germany Shadyy89 
"AT the parkig lot there was a few men sucking each other" Sounds like a lovely place
2019-02-21 10:36
#286
rain | 
Estonia raynster 
If you read it in super finnish accent its even funnier
2019-02-21 11:35
#458
 | 
Finland NatiSoci 
finnish and estonian accents arethe same in english
2019-02-22 12:03
#531
s1mple | 
Finland 1jemi 
not
2019-02-22 17:32
#534
 | 
Finland NatiSoci 
yes they are
2019-02-22 18:16
#482
RpK | 
France KepleR82b 
Day-to-day Finnish routine
2019-02-22 12:37
FakeTaxi doesn't count as not paying
2019-02-22 03:20
True story: Me and my friend when we were like 8 used to do this thing we called “marrying butts” where we’d pull down our pants and touch our butts together. Me and the same friend and his brother once found some duct tape and wrapped it around our dicks... and the funny thing is I bet he remembers but just doesn’t wanna say anything :DD xD Also my first kiss was in 1st grade with a girl who’s a thot now
2019-02-20 02:52
#417
 | 
Hungary OwlOfMoist 
Flag checks out
2019-02-22 06:23
#434
 | 
India may_An_K 
Just butts or dicks also
2019-02-22 07:51
Just butts, definitely not dicks. We were 8 dude, butts were cool and funny to people
2019-02-22 07:56
#139
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Germany Merkelistan 
My life is so boring that I can't even write anything shocking in this thread.
2019-02-20 03:10
#374
 | 
Europe pencilvester 
+1
2019-02-22 03:06
I wanna join the army of another country cuz i wanna die with honor , but i wanna die in battle.
2019-02-20 03:28
why an other country? do you really want to die?
2019-02-21 09:12
1) Becuase my country has been totally ruined and now stands for evil. 2) Yes , but i don't want to suicide , dying in battle is a really good way to go , very VERY FEW ways are better than that.
2019-02-21 11:39
#364
 | 
Europe Vallon2 
Why do you want to die, wtf
2019-02-22 02:36
Expected from juanme555
2019-02-22 13:52
#654
 | 
Brazil Eneas56 
Well you have a chance now, try affiliate to Guaidó's army
2019-02-26 23:03
#435
 | 
India may_An_K 
Come Here in kashmir(india) you will die with glory within a day
2019-02-22 07:52
#656
 | 
Brazil Eneas56 
Are the battles just between India or Pakistan? Or China is investing on it too?
2019-02-26 23:04
me and my brother sticked our dicks together
2019-02-20 03:30
i left islam cause muhammad threat muslim like a dog. he tell people to do this and that but he didn't do what he said
2019-02-20 03:30
+1
2019-02-20 12:29
#350
 | 
Albania artanmeniqi 
retard
2019-02-21 22:55
I had sex with my cousin when I was around 6-7
2019-02-20 03:49
Flag checks out
2019-02-23 13:07
#162
 | 
Venezuela cubek 
<zx
2019-02-20 04:40
i love strap on
2019-02-20 04:43
#255
cyx | 
Germany Shadyy89 
to dp your girl on your own, right?
2019-02-21 10:39
My girlfriend has a penis belt
2019-02-22 18:15
i cum on my hand then eat my cum last year
2019-02-20 07:05
when i was a kid like 14 yo i had my first girlfriend and some day we go to theyre parents beach house, when we are there we try to do sex but.. when we start and i sucking her pussy he's dad show up in the house he got really mad i naked and scarry as fuck cuz he said will kill me with his gun and i be to far away from home.. tough day.
2019-02-20 07:21
lmao u tried to fuck a shemale? xP
2019-02-20 07:32
#208
 | 
Brazil Neenzu 
AHAHHAHAHA
2019-02-20 12:33
#172
 | 
United States jaeger_steam 
I'm Batman
2019-02-20 07:50
Me and my friends once showed each others dicks and assholes in kindergarden, Even tho I was 6 at the time I still fucking remember it wtf.
2019-02-20 07:52
i did it with a girl in bathroom lol, one of us stand outside and guard, the other one goes inside and shows asshole while the door is open i was pretty young tool, idk why i remember :D
2019-02-21 09:13
hahhhahh wtf
2019-02-21 11:33
#436
 | 
India may_An_K 
Nice biology practical
2019-02-22 07:54
#461
 | 
United States ferric 
Seems like everyone on HLTV did some weird ass shit when they were 6 or in really early stages of their lives... is it abnormal that I just remember things like playing in playground during recess in school when I was 6 and stuff like this DIDNT happen where I live?
2019-02-22 12:04
Ofc I remember alot of other shit that was just me playing with friends etc, but this was the weirdest shit I had ever done.
2019-02-22 12:08
Stuff like that definitely happened. You just weren't aware of it. The age of ~6 is when kids tend to get a bit curious about genitals and shit and play the "i show you mine if you show me yours" game
2019-02-28 11:51
I think this thread big idiot thread nt prokda nub 2k19
2019-02-20 08:02
#191
 | 
France remyos 
I have fucked an escort girl last month
2019-02-20 12:06
Why would you regret that
2019-02-22 12:45
#194
 | 
United Kingdom munt_ 
The one you shared bro isn't bad, some people aren't ready to grieve straight away.
2019-02-20 12:10
I regret not fucking any of my female friends or cheating my ex after she said she wanted to take things slow and didn't wanna me to say that i loved her
2019-02-20 12:13
Every time my girlfriend and I fuck ive recorded it and taken pictures when she wasnt looking. I wouldnt do anything bad with em, but i still feel bad doing it. But shes hot asf so
2019-02-20 12:13
Give her IG XD
2019-02-20 12:40
hahhaha
2019-02-21 10:36
You'd record it too in my place.
2019-02-22 14:48
2019-02-22 14:52
#200
 | 
Vietnam ponmemes 
i dumped a full bottle of coke into any classmate's backpack if they annoyed me in third grade
2019-02-20 12:21
waste of coke
2019-02-20 12:25
#206
 | 
Vietnam ponmemes 
just a bunch of sugar that's bad for your health anyway but i agree
2019-02-20 12:30
stfu china
2019-02-21 10:36
#302
 | 
Vietnam ponmemes 
nt indonesia
2019-02-21 11:53
#418
 | 
Hungary OwlOfMoist 
That escalated quickly
2019-02-22 06:27
there is too much
2019-02-20 12:35
#213
 | 
Denmark shoksCS 
don't feel too bad about what you did. It was probably just you wanting to escape the pain, even for just a little while.
2019-02-20 12:40
#391
 | 
Brazil Mentecapto 
This. Everything everyone did here was just something to try to relieve the anguish of existence itself.
2019-02-22 03:29
#221
 | 
Belgium YoGatesKevin 
I had a 69 with my underage cousin. And not once. The fact itself that it is prohibited was too tempting to pass.
2019-02-21 00:11
#565
 | 
Other _Kan0n 
....that's fucked.
2019-02-23 11:27
#226
 | 
Bulgaria omaiguudness 
I watched hentai when i was 11 Still havent kissed a girl and im 14 in a bit 15 xD
2019-02-21 00:16
u should focus on school
2019-02-21 10:36
#258
cyx | 
Germany Shadyy89 
your time will come
2019-02-21 10:42
Only 14 lmao , i only recently got my first real kiss with my gf and i'm 17 :D
2019-02-21 13:59
#320
 | 
Belgium YoGatesKevin 
Didn’t get any kiss until I had a 69 with my underage cousin. And there was my first kiss.
2019-02-21 14:31
same not quite 17 anymore though
2019-02-22 03:43
It's not that special to get the first kiss. I was very desperate when i didn't have it , but now when i got it . It's nothing special to me lol
2019-02-24 18:09
#347
 | 
Croatia feelsbadmane 
24 never talked to a girl FeelsBadMan
2019-02-21 22:37
i kissed first time at 18yo but since then i've kissed maybe 200 girls so it's okay homie
2019-02-22 06:45
#228
 | 
Poland Purpur 
God dammnit pls i need some more replies to create thread and i really need it. Pls help me brothers i swear i will be good hltv member
2019-02-21 00:18
wtf, report
2019-02-21 09:15
#270
 | 
Poland Purpur 
pls no
2019-02-21 11:12
#281
 | 
Denmark Twick_ 
Hello poland
2019-02-21 11:30
oki gl
2019-02-21 22:29
TAKE MY ENERGY
2019-02-22 12:04
he will take your car
2019-02-22 15:31
#579
 | 
Poland Purpur 
Why so agressive men im good guy
2019-02-23 13:01
#229
 | 
Macedonia trashbait 
i like to bait people online :(
2019-02-21 00:19
disgusting
2019-02-22 02:43
#377
 | 
Europe pencilvester 
You belong in jail brother
2019-02-22 03:09
I hate people who can't be on time. Hey we meet at 6 Comes an hour later
2019-02-21 09:16
#239
MSL | 
World Houzzy 
I sucked my cousin's dick while he was asleep
2019-02-21 09:30
#419
 | 
Hungary OwlOfMoist 
He didn't wake up?
2019-02-22 06:27
i ate my precum
2019-02-21 10:35
im a gambling addict
2019-02-21 10:40
I once licked a dogs vagina
2019-02-21 10:53
Bro, that's weird af, I'm tracking your IP rn
2019-02-21 11:31
#289
 | 
Belgium R_Vince 
From all the confessions I've read here, I think this one is the most disturbing lmao
2019-02-21 11:37
#300
 | 
World ZMDR 
only second to the stabbing frogs thing
2019-02-21 11:46
#295
 | 
Europe Pini_ 
Hallo police?
2019-02-21 11:40
#438
 | 
India may_An_K 
Pet lover
2019-02-22 07:57
#263
 | 
Kazakhstan blezzyzx 
I fucked my mom when she was sleeping
2019-02-21 11:01
majority of people have done it already nothing new
2019-02-21 11:22
Yep, i've also fucked his mum while she was sleeping.
2019-02-22 02:55
#484
RpK | 
France KepleR82b 
lmfao
2019-02-22 12:42
#269
 | 
United States LeafyIsHere 
I made out with my biology teacher
2019-02-21 11:12
Was she cute?
2019-02-22 02:44
#430
 | 
United States LeafyIsHere 
Hell yeah
2019-02-22 07:14
Smash?
2019-02-22 12:37
#499
 | 
United States LeafyIsHere 
Not quite :(
2019-02-22 13:37
Then ur lying
2019-02-22 13:25
My first kiss and first girlfriend was at 18. First sex when i turned 21
2019-02-21 11:37
i first had sex when i was 23, so 21 is not too bad
2019-02-21 12:14
#321
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Belgium YoGatesKevin 
23 ain’t bad either. Should be with someone who you care and love, not some random tinder whore tho
2019-02-21 14:33
+1
2019-02-21 15:32
#411
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Kazakhstan blezzyzx 
going for 25 and still, still f4cking waiting for my princess ..............
2019-02-22 04:21
#468
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Denmark Marvelw0w 
wow poor guy
2019-02-22 12:11
WTF haha 21 century bro, stop that shit
2019-02-22 13:47
#294
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Europe Pini_ 
I regret being alive
2019-02-21 11:40
things will get better if you put the time and effort into it, good luck bro
2019-02-23 13:28
I have gf but like to fuck cute traps with tight tushy :( not gay though
2019-02-21 11:42
#378
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North America Snaxer 
how does that work?
2019-02-22 03:11
the traps dont have to be male
2019-02-22 03:45
#298
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World ZMDR 
I HATE EM TriHard
2019-02-21 11:45
#301
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Spain ANUEL_AA 
i got drunk and i fucked a girl that was a 8 on the party but the next day she was a 6 :''''S guys remember never get drunk
2019-02-21 11:47
#304
XigN | 
Korea crepes 
6 is above average though
2019-02-21 11:57
6=average
2019-02-22 01:05
#422
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World ZMDR 
thats a shitty scale then
2019-02-22 06:33
#501
XigN | 
Korea crepes 
you aren't all there are ya mate
2019-02-22 13:37
For me it works like this 1-Hell, no. 2-No 3-Maybe, if I’m very drunk 4. Ok 5. Could fuck 6. Average 7. Good 8. A actually beautiful women 9. Would fuck and tell this story to my childrens 10. Women Os my dream’s
2019-02-22 18:14
#535
XigN | 
Korea crepes 
you’re mentally ill mate
2019-02-22 18:43
GG, m8
2019-02-22 20:32
#688
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Denmark cn281 
1 - OMG. BURN IT. 2 - EWW 3 - Maybe in some other fucked up dimension in a parallel universe. 4 - meh, some potenital but no thanks.. 5 - bag on head and we gucci 6 - is .ok. 7 - above average, nice looking. deffo s**** 8 - sheesh, beautifull!!!! 9 - lookin' like 10 $ mill, dayuuuum gurl 10 - Near perfection .. no words
2019-02-28 15:09
i think i took part in bullying
2019-02-21 12:04
i fucked a giant
2019-02-21 12:05
My dog literally licks everything, and i was horny.. It only lasted for 2 seconds but still it's shameful display.
2019-02-21 13:08
bruh... it was even shameful to read.
2019-02-21 13:15
#420
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Hungary OwlOfMoist 
+1
2019-02-22 06:29
#426
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Europe thaifinnen 
+1
2019-02-22 06:51
#439
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India may_An_K 
I found your brother in #261
2019-02-22 07:58
#473
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Estonia mr_abdul 
2019-02-22 12:21
I left school because my ex-girlfriend cheated me and I couldn't concentrate on a tests. I was so fucking dumb.. I never came back.
2019-02-21 13:17
#315
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Portugal NabasKi 
what are you doing if you're not at school?
2019-02-21 13:29
It was a several years ago. I'm working now as average programmer with average salary.
2019-02-21 13:42
#317
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Portugal NabasKi 
meh
2019-02-21 13:42
story?? we need more info very interestingsing.
2019-02-22 15:39
what do you want to know?
2019-02-28 10:21
everything what happened afterwards contact with any classmates? feed me with info
2019-02-28 10:49
That's a long story dude. Afterwards i found another girl. I'm with her for 7 years now and we have a little daughter (she was born last month). I am in contact with 2 classmates from university i left. P.S. Funny is that one of my closest friends is married with cousin of my ex-girlfriend. I introduced them and they have 2 children now. Thanks god I didn't met my ex yet and I hope I never will.
2019-02-28 12:01
#638
tabseN | 
Germany FREIER 
Same here. I just quit school because I broke up with a classmate and moved 30 km to the next city. Now I am an aerospace engineer.
2019-02-26 22:28
In reality changing gender and becoming cs pro are not my greatest wishes. My true wish is to erase whole fucking universe.
2019-02-21 13:43
#376
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Canada top_zozzle 
anime antagonist wtf
2019-02-22 03:08
#397
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Brazil Mentecapto 
Why the entire universe though? Why not just earth? Or maybe only humans?
2019-02-22 03:40
There's a possibility of life outside our solar system. Annihilating everything would do the work for sure.
2019-02-22 11:44
dark
2019-02-22 12:05
#485
RpK | 
France KepleR82b 
And what is the point to do this?
2019-02-22 12:44
Living is pointless, life itself full of pain, living is hard. Coming from nowhere and going nowhere, I'd better put an end to it all. Hatred, suffering, pain, joy, love - all of that has no meaning.
2019-02-22 15:45
#526
RpK | 
France KepleR82b 
It makes sense to my inner consciousness, but I stopped thinking about it. I barely agree with you, but you're not alive to think about it, there is no sense to life in general, but you can find a sense to YOUR life by and only by YOURSELF :) Life is hard, life sucks, but life is worth it
2019-02-22 15:53
#323
tarik | 
Turkey ogZZ 
It is a cliche bruh :D tell the truth
2019-02-21 15:00
xdddd
2019-02-21 15:00
Oh and I also forced my dick down a dogs throat once.. insta regret tho so pulled it out and tried to kill myself
2019-02-21 20:51
Reported
2019-02-22 01:06
#379
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Europe pencilvester 
How do you even come up with stuff like that men? Its twisted men
2019-02-22 03:12
#389
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Brazil Mentecapto 
how come that dog didn't bite your dick off
2019-02-22 03:27
it was down there for split second.. dog didnt react but made really weird noises when i pulled it out
2019-02-22 08:36
i had a crush on my teacher
2019-02-21 22:26
#344
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Brazil deokcs 
i did someone commit suicide.
2019-02-21 22:31
i lost all my friends
2019-02-21 22:34
#639
tabseN | 
Germany FREIER 
how?
2019-02-26 22:28
#355
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Luxembourg @Trik 
I’m gay Sike
2019-02-22 00:56
#380
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Europe pencilvester 
Ohhh you got me there brother Unexpected
2019-02-22 03:12
#580
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Europe reeinoldss 
wtf i though i had a chance for a sec
2019-02-23 13:02
I stole €500 from my dads wallet spread out during about two weeks to fund my CSGO gambling addiction. I feel like shit and havent come clean, its been two years. I am 16 now
2019-02-22 01:06
#369
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North America Snaxer 
atleast you didn't like, jerk off on someones face while they're sleeping, or something of the nature, like everyone else.
2019-02-22 02:55
#472
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Switzerland iliketurtels 
I did the same 2 years ago also because i gambled alot but I paid everything back
2019-02-22 12:21
You really should come up with a way to pay them back. Summer job for example. Then confess to them and tell how you're going to make the money
2019-02-26 23:17
#361
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Denmark ILoveYouAll 
I dont like the muslims in Denmark
2019-02-22 01:49
#370
Simple | 
Mexico Ch4vez 
>ILoveYouAll wtf men)))
2019-02-22 02:58
#381
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Europe pencilvester 
He is not wtfmen))) He is iloveyouall
2019-02-22 03:14
#529
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Denmark ILoveYouAll 
i love those, who loves me - ILoveYouAll 2k19
2019-02-22 17:11
#375
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Canada top_zozzle 
my friend is a fan of north
2019-02-22 03:07
#382
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Europe pencilvester 
Calling the police right now
2019-02-22 03:14
#383
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Canada top_zozzle 
north americaaaaaa gottem no one is a fan of north
2019-02-22 03:17
#384
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Europe pencilvester 
Too late brother Police is on their way
2019-02-22 03:20
#388
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Canada top_zozzle 
gg
2019-02-22 03:27
#386
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Brazil Caligvla777 
I used to do robberies when I was 16 and I stop when I make 18
2019-02-22 03:20
#405
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Poland swstk 
Flag checks out
2019-02-22 03:52
Look who's talking
2019-02-22 04:08
#421
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Hungary OwlOfMoist 
LOOL
2019-02-22 06:31
flag Checks out
2019-02-23 11:29
#617
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Brazil Caligvla777 
First thing you do in Brazil when you learn how to walk
2019-02-26 21:21
When I was leaving school I had to take a bus home, but I had lost the money, so I took the bus anyway and gave the excuse that I lost the money. Im a good guy this the far the bad thing I did... but when I was young I killed a frog in my hands unintentionaly.. and killed wasps with deodorant and lighter... and smoke weed once with my friends... jerk off at school bathroom
2019-02-22 03:33
#403
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North America Pogromca 
Cool story but killing wasps is more of dangerous than embarrassing my friend.
2019-02-22 03:48
Killing a wasp = being a hero
2019-02-26 22:46
#662
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North America Pogromca 
+1
2019-02-27 01:03
#453
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Brazil m16r_0 
"jerk off at school bathroom" expected from monkey
2019-02-22 11:57
I've done a lot of hard drugs before the age 20. Now I stay away from everything except weed and alcohol. Also, in the 10th grade I got addicted to tramadol cuz my dad had 2 HUGE bottles of it. Took 10 pills in one sitting and almost died
2019-02-22 03:57
I must confess that I'm kind of a boring person and haven't really got anything important to confess
2019-02-22 04:09
#410
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Argentina EnvyJ 
I smashed all the windows of a house with beer botties being drunk, I remember the owner of the house going berserk mode trying to catch me
2019-02-22 04:14
had sex behind a dumpster with this 13yo girl don’t ask
2019-02-22 06:15
and you were how old?
2019-02-22 12:02
#516
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Brazil Mentecapto 
22
2019-02-22 15:19
15
2019-02-22 21:46
thats fucked
2019-02-22 22:21
#567
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Other _Kan0n 
Bro, 16 is the age of consent where I'm from (not Turkey) and the amount of fucking 20 year olds who would date 15 year olds in my year was unreal. All the most popular girls had like 21 year old boyfriends who dated them since the girls were 13-14. It's not even criticized much, I find it fucked tho.
2019-02-23 11:31
got a blowjob in bushes in front of a church
2019-02-22 06:44
#427
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Europe thaifinnen 
Lied to My gf for years about smoking, done drugs, am a gambling addict, took a photo of My friends butt while she slept in My bed and sent it to some friends
2019-02-22 06:58
I once ate pineapple and liked the taste of my own sock☺
2019-02-22 08:42
so this is where all the HLTV weirdos hang out
2019-02-22 08:43
i will tell u a secret i'm the futur spider man
2019-02-22 11:51
I lost my virginity when i was 13
2019-02-22 11:54
Love these stories Not pedo
2019-02-26 22:44
#452
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Brazil m16r_0 
the saddest part was that you played knight online
2019-02-22 11:55
#456
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United States ferric 
I feel partially guilty for one of my friend's suicide, not because I was the reason for it, because I feel like I could have done something to prevent it but didn't have contacts with him after he left my school.
2019-02-22 12:02
Thats so sad man.
2019-02-22 12:04
#464
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United States ferric 
Yeah, it wasn't just me, it was me and two of my good friends from when I ran cross country. It was a whole bunch of stuff but he really had some trouble with people in school and I tried my best to understand his situation and I felt like a lot of people disliked him unnecessarily, he was actually really cool to hang out with and I was bad at cross country when I first started so I felt he was more my speed and we would try to beat each other's times. Then he left my school to go to another one and he seemed to be happy when he left, then he texted one of my cross country friends "hi" on instagram or something and she didn't really look into it much or something, just said "hi" back and 2 days later we get the news :(
2019-02-22 12:07
This wasn't your fault, i can tell you tried your best to help him and understand him, that's what a real friend is and is supposed to be. You can't do better than your best.
2019-02-22 12:09
Not your fault man.
2019-02-22 12:04
+1
2019-02-22 12:11
It wasn't your fault. You didn't know it was going to happen. The search for sense in the seemingly senseless is one of the most instinctual coping skills a person can employ in the face of hardship. The idea that life and death is random creates a dissonance so sharp one simply can’t allow it to linger; so you search…and you sift…and you piece irreparably broken things back together, desperate for it all to make sense. It’s common to ask questions after a loved one dies, because sometimes you want answers. It may be hard for you to believe, because you now know how things turned out, but in the past you really didn’t know as much as you think you knew. You may have worried or had your suspicions, but you didn’t know. Or if you knew, the things you think you could have done differently weren’t quite as obvious to you then as they seem now. The reason I know this is because you are looking at things in hindsight, and hindsight is biased. I'm sorry for your loss. Losing a friend is never easy. I hope you can find a way to process this.
2019-02-22 12:18
#476
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United States ferric 
Thank You. I have moved past it in a sense that I don't let it affect my daily life anymore, but I do still miss him because he was a chill guy to hang out with. And yeah I did have my suspicions in the past because there was one time (when he was still at our school) he said in our little IG group chat that "im gonna blow my brains out i have the gun right now" and he really didn't have a gun, and we knew he didn't but we still got him help right then. This was over a year before his death. I'm just upset that the help we gave wasn't enough but I have moved past it and I don't really let it affect me too much like I said but it is also something I don't really talk about too often.
2019-02-22 12:26
i really like that hltv is semi-anonymous, imagine if this type of shit would be on facebook :D:D
2019-02-22 12:12
#595
Thorin | 
Europe jam1e^ 
yea i love the threads like this where memes are put aside and people are talking about their actual lifes and things, but theres nothing wrong with olof being a boring player xd
2019-02-23 23:42
There is absolutely nothing wrong with that, you do not need to feel ashamed.
2019-02-22 12:14
I traded many MANY sexual pics and videos of me and my wife with strangers on an app without her knowing.
2019-02-22 12:26
#517
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Brazil Mentecapto 
holy shit man, this is kinda fucked up lul but anyways
2019-02-22 15:24
haha well, i have fucked up kinks so... At least i made sure i never showed her face :D
2019-02-22 15:34
#478
KRIMZ | 
Denmark Jarlen 
I used a girl for sex while she was emotionally unstable due to one of my "friends" dumping her after he had cheated on her with an ex-girlfriend. I'm a bastard for doing it, and sincerely hope she's surrounded by better people now.
2019-02-22 12:29
#519
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Brazil Mentecapto 
Not cool, unless she's a thot. Then all is forgiven
2019-02-22 15:30
not cool
2019-02-27 03:07
When i was around 10 to 12 i killed a lots of kitten because my grandpa told me to. I don't regret it though i didn't like to do it. He was from the country and couldn't let too many to be around since they fed the cats. So when a cat had kittens he would tell me to kill them (painlessly) and bury. I used to kill them all and bury.
2019-02-22 12:39
You will die in hell kitten killer
2019-02-22 13:29
Snowflakes these days wouldn't understand what is living in the country.
2019-02-22 13:31
I lived in the country and was raised there, my mom had to work in the city so in the day I would stay with my grandma in the country. I always loved when kitties born, they're so fucking cute, I think we got to have around 10 cats, we feed them with leftovers of every meal...
2019-02-22 13:35
Probably didn't have chickens then, cause cats kill them when they're small
2019-02-22 13:35
Psycho
2019-02-23 00:01
#487
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Russia baryga007 
the only thing i am ashamed of is quitting my hobbie (sports). I had no support from anyone. Just me, my teammates and this beautiful game. Had passion (still do), but no help from outside (i was about 13-14) so i forced myself to quit. that's not a bad thing to anyone, but to myself. idk why did i write this down XD liek who cares
2019-02-22 12:55
what kind of sport?
2019-02-22 15:24
#527
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Russia baryga007 
basketball, got inspired by watching some sort of world championship on TV, my favorite teams were Argentina, Spain, Greece. That was around 2007-2008 i believe. After that i remember watching 2008 Beijing Olympics team USA and cheering for them, admired by Dwyane Wade, Too bad he is retiring this season.
2019-02-22 16:34
#528
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Portugal mrsc 
well if by quitting you meant you were trying to go pro or semi pro then its not a shame for anyone. keep playing it casually and youll be happy :)
2019-02-22 16:48
#500
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Brazil Fallenzera 
I was about to do a job interview, i was nervous so i drunk one beer can, the human resources guy smelled it somehow, asked me, instead of me lying i told the truth, dont need to say i never got the job
2019-02-22 13:37
Police found me and my friends smoking pot, it was at night so i had to spend the night in like a court room or something i was handcuffed and shit. Next day i had to go to school with like 0 second sleep worst day of my life
2019-02-22 13:42
lol wtf
2019-02-27 03:09
I ate pineapple pizza when I was younger
2019-02-22 13:53
lol
2019-02-22 13:55
I kissed a teenager before got married in one trip to New Zealand. I was drunk and she didn't allow me to hand her boobs.
2019-02-22 14:51
Who takes Inferno?
2019-02-22 14:54
#515
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Brazil Corot1nho 
I dont have the balls to kill myself even tho is the only thing i want in this life.
2019-02-22 15:00
#569
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Other _Kan0n 
2019-02-23 11:35
#524
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Latvia hahalmaoxd 
A girl that I used to hang out in my neighbourhood died from drug overdose. We used to go out as a group but we kinda expelled her from our group. I knew her brother and mother and I was very close friends with them. Feel like I should have done something because after she stopped hanging out with us she started being around these older drug addicts and yeah. Feelsbad Also bullied a girl in highschool far too much, I've considered finding her and apologizing despite so much time having passed.
2019-02-22 15:41
#570
 | 
Other _Kan0n 
Not your fault my man. Obviously it's a sad situation, but don't blame yourself.
2019-02-23 11:35
#530
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Netherlands Vincenz0 
turks and playing Knight Online ..damn
2019-02-22 17:12
Gay games with cousin when we were 9-10. My dick was longer but his a bit wider btw And I'm not gay I promise
2019-02-23 01:21
#561
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Czech Republic realProkda 
ha gaaaaaay
2019-02-23 11:05
#685
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Brazil MadBettorGrr 
95% of the 10-15 boys play some "gay games" with friends
2019-02-28 14:47
srsly?xd
2019-02-28 14:51
#687
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Brazil MadBettorGrr 
at least in my teenagerhood yes
2019-02-28 14:59
#550
draken | 
Afghanistan NATOJ 
my gf is 13 ;3
2019-02-23 01:26
The only age girls will accept fuking ;3 emoticons. Not surprised.
2019-02-28 11:56
#552
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Brazil PlasticB0Y 
when i was 14, after school, i used to steal spray can's on the supermarket so me and my friends could graffiti later at night, i was the one to do it because i'm white and my friends were brown and black, and as soon as they stepped in the market the security tailed them, i wasn't a suspect :)
2019-02-23 01:40
- white - brazil flag
2019-02-23 11:37
Brazil is the subtle mans South Africa
2019-02-23 13:17
#555
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Austria arngnr 
i used my moms credit card to buy my first copy of minecraft
2019-02-23 01:52
Disgusting
2019-02-23 13:20
#587
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Austria arngnr 
thanks
2019-02-23 13:20
when i was 15 i had a 12yo gf
2019-02-23 11:37
#592
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Brazil PlasticB0Y 
-racist beta male -not being a pedophile
2019-02-23 15:55
#596
Thorin | 
Europe jam1e^ 
idk if this is classified as bad or not, and i heard some1 else at my school actually does it too, but 90% of my faps are just to girls i know at school on instagram, and i've been doing it for over 4 years and pretty much never thought about it... it's sometimes funny to think about it when im walking down the corridor and sometimes like half the girls there i fapped to at least once LUL though tbf at least imo my school has lots of good looking people, quite a lot might be thots tho xd, if i was to guess my instagram saved has close to 1000 posts now after typing this out now this actually seems pretty bad... pretty cool that no one knows tho 😎😎
2019-02-23 23:49
#603
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North America Snaxer 
like do they post lewd pictures or are you straight jerkin it to their yearbook photos?
2019-02-25 04:47
#606
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Australia vamped 
Why not ask one instead?
2019-02-25 05:11
#636
kennyS | 
France PaulST 
Bruh same, I guess everyone does it. Like sometimes even thinking about close friends that look really good. At least it's better than shemale or weird fetishes from people here.
2019-02-26 22:18
#637
Thorin | 
Europe jam1e^ 
hahah yea ur right i guess
2019-02-26 22:24
I slept with my best friends girlfriend while they broke up and never told him anything. When they got back together we slept again twice. The first time we were completely wasted and did it in the parking lot (true story) and the other one in her apartment. I feel guilty for doing it but she is very cool.
2019-02-24 00:10
#604
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North America Snaxer 
im gay
2019-02-25 04:48
I once tried to suck my own dick
2019-02-25 06:30
my friend's sister sucked my dick at his 13 years anniversary
2019-02-25 06:33
#615
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Europe hltv007 
yesterday i farted so hard i almost shit myself but thankfully i was in my home close to the toilet :)
2019-02-26 21:10
#619
Lekr0 | 
Peru firey_ 
this is the worst of all
2019-02-26 21:41
#624
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Europe hltv007 
:/ the worst would be if this happens outside :o
2019-02-26 22:08
#616
ZywOo | 
Germany MTD3 
Fingered a girl while her boyfriend was watching world cup 1m next to me. Then had sex in his moms car.
2019-02-26 21:12
#641
tabseN | 
Germany FREIER 
good story.
2019-02-26 22:31
#653
ZywOo | 
Germany MTD3 
Great sex bad bitch. Cant be the guy who your girl is cheating on with since that time
2019-02-26 22:59
#621
NAF | 
Korea kagurafly 
i think i was like 6 or 7, i liked going into the bathroom whenever my younger sister was bathing and look at her pussy. (door lock was spoilt btw). i can still clearly remember how it looked like
2019-02-26 22:01
wtf
2019-02-26 22:12
#684
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Brazil MadBettorGrr 
Kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
2019-02-28 14:42
#635
kennyS | 
France PaulST 
Got bullied pretty hard back in elementary school and a bit after, for like 6 years straight. Now I'm really hot-blooded and react a paranoid/violent way when something bothers me too much or makes me angry. I have a hard time dealing with frustration too.
2019-02-26 22:17
I put a whole bag of jelly beams up in my ass
2019-02-26 22:32
#665
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Brazil Mentecapto 
AMAZING
2019-02-27 02:30
#643
tabseN | 
Germany FREIER 
I forget about every people if I do not see them at least once a week. Out of sight out of mind. Fits so perfectly for me. I do everything for you if we are in the same room, but when you are gone, I do not care a bit about you. I hate this but cannot change it.
2019-02-26 22:32
Cheated on my current gf 2 years ago. Been dating for 5 years still love her tons but never told her. Regret it so much
2019-02-26 22:36
#646
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Turkey 10at 
krdsm wtf its ok to play a video games after a relative of yours passes away. It's a functional coping mechanism actually My only regretful (yet not most shameful) moment was at the age of 11, when I arrived back from my fathers funeral; I was happy that our neighbours & Maltepe Belediyesi gave us shit ton of pide, borek and ayran. "At least I won't starve to death", I thought, because goddamn it could be enough to end starvation worldwide. Guess who finished all them food in two days :( *6 litre ayran ictim ama guzeldi aq
2019-02-26 22:44
#655
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Ukraine R0m4nus 
Watch hentai 7 times a week
2019-02-26 23:04
#657
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Russia Averageruski 
lost virginity when i was 20...
2019-02-26 23:10
I think i'm in love 😥😫😨😓😰
2019-02-27 02:33
#673
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Other jakerr 
when i was 9 i tried to have sex with my cousin but we didnt know how to so i just pressed my dick against her clitoris, then i wanted her to suck my cock but she was scared and just touched it with her teeth. I am really sorry god and please forgive my sin. i was only 9
2019-02-28 10:52
stole money from my dad for buying csgo when i was 16. now here i am with all you ^^ god forgive me and all of them.
2019-02-28 11:41
#675
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Turkey OceanIron 
one day a girl with mini skirt and I got a video about her upskirt.
2019-02-28 11:44
#683
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Albania fazeBOIS 
i bought a big buttplug and shoved up my ass
2019-02-28 14:37
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