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Sweden basheerkhan 
so i got a job interview tommmorow and ive never been this fucking nervous... I don't know what questions im gonna be asked or i dont have any business-looking clothes that i can wear, i do have a bunch of jeans and hoodies and shirts so idk what to wear any tips?
2019-02-19 01:55
How long is your penis?
2019-02-19 01:57
ive been told that its about 7-8 inches
2019-02-19 01:58
Are u american, or what? How long in cm?
2019-02-19 02:32
Search google
2019-02-19 03:45
He is asking you standard interview questions for Pornhub
2019-02-19 17:15
#7
JW | 
Sweden bolognese 
haha hello friend I might do that as well soon, let me know how it goes what job? how old?
2019-02-19 01:59
none
2019-02-19 02:04
#9
JW | 
Sweden bolognese 
let us know how it goes
2019-02-19 02:01
im asking for help but seems like your more desperate?
2019-02-19 02:02
#15
JW | 
Sweden bolognese 
I just wanna know how it goes xD best of luck
2019-02-19 02:03
#11
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Brazil MarquisDeSade 
Think of who is doing the favor of going to work to enrich the owners of the company is you. Do not be afraid to do interviews, just answer whatever you like and if they like it cool, but if they do not like you find another job.
2019-02-19 02:03
can i wear just a shirt or jean?
2019-02-19 02:03
#33
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Brazil xhrp 
wear what makes you confortable
2019-02-19 17:22
smoke weed before interview
2019-02-19 02:03
lol they do drug tests after interview
2019-02-19 17:30
you should definitely try to get at least like a collared polo or button down shirt or something make sure you clean up before your interview, shower etc if it's for a retail store they probably won't ask you anything too crazy in the interview. Just be personable and highlight why you would be a good person for the job (saying things like you are punctual, or you are good at working in a team, or whatever)
2019-02-19 02:03
#16
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Sweden KingLeoric 
- Go to sleep, - Go to job interview and be yourself (no need to act different or have fancy clothes and scheisse) - Go home and relax. And that´s it. If you don´t get this job, then find another one. Ez
2019-02-19 02:06
#19
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Europe hltv007 
never be nervous for a fucking job-its just a place where you can make some money thats all-why you nervous? :/ if you didnt get the position just aply for the next :/
2019-02-19 02:39
Its the most basic position in the store, im sure that even if i fail the interview ill get in but still nervous
2019-02-19 03:46
i have one tomorrow too, for a teaching position. gl man
2019-02-19 03:49
Thanks
2019-02-19 17:08
Teaching is cool. Good luck.
2019-02-19 17:13
good luck to you aswell!
2019-02-19 17:30
It is easier to give guidance if you tell your age and the sort of job it is ie. type of store. You'll also get better answers that way
2019-02-19 17:12
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Europe Deja_GG_Vu 
just say you love multiculturalism
2019-02-19 17:15
When the interviewer say "hello mister Sven" don't fall in the trap. Answer "Hello, can you please don't assume my gender?" Then your interview can start for real.
2019-02-19 17:17
lol
2019-02-19 17:29
-don't be self conscious -answer with wit -answer with counter questions -indirectly make them feel that you're better than the rest. -dress up absolutely formal...tie-belt shirt tuck in absolute properly..trimmmeddd -use hair gel -be confident from this very second that you are getting the job and think of all interviewers just like seniors in school...friends but always respected.
2019-02-19 17:19
-eye to eye contact -slight smiling face a must
2019-02-19 17:19
I was thinking about wearing blackjeans and a hoodie..
2019-02-19 17:31
DO NOT WEAR HOODIE Just wear cream pant-black shirt Or black jeans(I assume it's not fancy jeans) + light coloured shirt and a blazer over it would be beyond the dreams of avarice
2019-02-19 17:56
#32
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Germany Nyiks 
If you have no business clothes just take one of your jeans, a white shirt and some kind of black jacket. Shave yourself the morning before the interview and you're set.
2019-02-19 17:21
I mean do I need business clothes? It's not like im having a job interview in engineering or something, its a retail store where ill be pushing carts around lol
2019-02-19 17:32
#40
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Germany Nyiks 
If it is in a retail store go with the black&white theme, you don't need business cloths.
2019-02-19 17:35
Yesterday I went with sweats and black hoodie dressed almost like a homeless, they were about to do my interview but "oscar" the hiring manager wasnt there so they scheduled it for today.. My dad has connections with the managers lol I wasnt even ready yet
2019-02-19 17:37
#43
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Germany Nyiks 
Well if you were dressed like a homeless and they still would've wanted to hold the interview you don't need to think so much about your outer appearance. Just dress something what looks good and is somewhat comfortable and you're set and go. :)
2019-02-19 17:39
ok thanks for the help man! Ill feel a lot more comfy than i did before :3
2019-02-19 17:40
#45
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Germany Nyiks 
It's nothing. someone struggling with real life problem/difficulty deserves to have an appropriate answer. :)
2019-02-19 17:45
so nice of you my friend, we need more people like you on hltv
2019-02-19 17:45
#47
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Germany Nyiks 
You see, now you've made my day a little bit better with this compliment PS: As pasha would say: "No homo ma friend".. :)
2019-02-19 17:47
I'm glad I made your day better, my friend!
2019-02-19 17:49
yes brother i help you, listen to me and you get job for sure, 1st, they ask very simple questions like "why you good at life" "why you want this job" all you need to do is suck there balls and make them think you really like them, this will work and you have my word
2019-02-19 17:33
#41
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Germany NatsuS 
Jeans and shirt is enough
2019-02-19 17:36
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