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The Real Major Winners
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United States NA_MAJOR_WINNERS 
So there's lots of talk about who the major winners will be, but let's imagine the scenario. Hopefully, Liquid and Astralis don't meet on the same side of the bracket. It's the finals, Liquid vs Astalis, the big one. Pushes on to map 3, it's gonna be intense. They trade rounds back and forth and it looks like it's gonna happen! It looks like Astralis will win their 3rd major! But then, all of the sudden, both teams hear it. The sound of a howling wind. They feel the nippy, freezing wind, sweeping down from the north and chilling them to their very bones. Could it be? No, they certainly have killed them before. Allu's dead body can be seen just off stage, a sacrifice that was needed when Liquid upset them earlier in the playoffs, courtesy of mousesports seeking petty revenge born of envy. But no! It was them! ENCE! ENCE IS RUSHING THE STAGE!? But there's only 4 living players! Who is at the helm? The arena goes quiet. The small sound of music can be heard "I am a real American". Suddenly, he sprints down the stage! F N FUCKING S!!!!!!! IT WAS FNS ALL ALONG! HIS 8D CHESS GAME HAS PAID OFF!!!!!! Ence proceeds to face both Astralis and Liquid, a very ez 2-0 victory. Ence with FNS lift the major trophy. EZ4Ence
2019-02-19 18:48
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Poland OmgBRS 
who ?
2019-02-19 18:50
greatest team
2019-02-19 18:50
#3
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Poland Julka 
Cool story bro
2019-02-19 18:53
cool story men
2019-02-19 18:55
thanks, it's gonna happen
2019-02-19 18:58
yes i agree this would happane
2019-02-19 18:55
thank you for not being blind
2019-02-19 19:00
Nt, Xseven that will die, but GODALLU will bring him back from the heaven for one more trophy. It was a nice try, thought
2019-02-19 19:03
there's no way this isn't FNS' master plan
2019-02-19 19:06
Believe me, FNS is using you as a bait for Astralis players(Magisk faps to angry brazillians crying over 0-16 or stuff, so he visits HLTV every day) is all part of his plan
2019-02-19 19:13
FNS is playing so many dimensions of chess people think he is the pawn and they are the king, but in reality he isn't even on the chess board, he's the game itself
2019-02-19 19:24
You’re a very wise man, I see
2019-02-19 19:25
thank you Mr. Canada
2019-02-19 19:39
#11
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Croatia feelsbadmane 
Not again Liquid-Astralis final how BORING would that be honestly we had it so many times
2019-02-19 19:18
#12
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Croatia feelsbadmane 
didnt read fully +1
2019-02-19 19:19
Not as boring
2019-02-19 19:20
bump, all need to hear the news
2019-02-20 03:09
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