hahahahahahah. LMFAO. This is great. 8/8
Counter-Strike Global Offensive > CeRq
So I'm sitting in the mid garage, bored as fuck, watching my niece and who walks in but fucking CeRq.
At first I was kind nervous and freaked out, I'd just kinda glance at him every now and then, trying not to freak him out. But then fucking purple starts crying and fidgeting and shit and won't shut up.
So I'm trying to keep my teammate purple quiet and not bother CeRq, when oops, too late, he gets up and walks over to us.
He just smiled and stroked her mouse, and asked me what was wrong. I said I didn't know. Then he looked at me with those penetrating blue eyes and simply said in that soothing voice "She seems like she's hungry."
Then he lifted up his shirt and breastfed my teammate right there in mid garage.
id love to get breastfed by cerq
When I read these stories, I am like yea, allright, you copied something and changed the name to some pro...
But this? This is so off somehow..
i Swear every single swiss in this site is fucking wierd
a bit weird but i love it <333333333