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CeRq
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Switzerland FRTNTE 
So I'm sitting in the mid garage, bored as fuck, watching my niece and who walks in but fucking CeRq. At first I was kind nervous and freaked out, I'd just kinda glance at him every now and then, trying not to freak him out. But then fucking purple starts crying and fidgeting and shit and won't shut up. So I'm trying to keep my teammate purple quiet and not bother CeRq, when oops, too late, he gets up and walks over to us. He just smiled and stroked her mouse, and asked me what was wrong. I said I didn't know. Then he looked at me with those penetrating blue eyes and simply said in that soothing voice "She seems like she's hungry." Then he lifted up his shirt and breastfed my teammate right there in mid garage. True story.
2019-02-21 22:44
#1
United Kingdom Jkeey 
hahahahahahah. LMFAO. This is great. 8/8
2019-02-21 22:45
#2
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Dominican Republic SantoDomingo 
Cool story
2019-02-21 22:46
#3
s1mple | 
Brazil Namikawa 
HLTV.org News Matches Results Events Last comment Subscribe Counter-Strike Global Offensive > CeRq CeRq Disabled | Switzerland FRTNTE So I'm sitting in the mid garage, bored as fuck, watching my niece and who walks in but fucking CeRq. At first I was kind nervous and freaked out, I'd just kinda glance at him every now and then, trying not to freak him out. But then fucking purple starts crying and fidgeting and shit and won't shut up. So I'm trying to keep my teammate purple quiet and not bother CeRq, when oops, too late, he gets up and walks over to us. He just smiled and stroked her mouse, and asked me what was wrong. I said I didn't know. Then he looked at me with those penetrating blue eyes and simply said in that soothing voice "She seems like she's hungry." Then he lifted up his shirt and breastfed my teammate right there in mid garage. True story.
2019-02-21 22:46
#5
s1mple | 
Brazil Namikawa 
HLTV.org News Matches Results Events Last comment Subscribe Counter-Strike Global Offensive > CeRq CeRq Disabled | Switzerland FRTNTE my mistake, now i got it right 😎
2019-02-21 22:47
#4
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Bulgaria stef0o0o 
id love to get breastfed by cerq
2019-02-21 22:46
#13
CeRq | 
Poland EZFOREZ 
me too xDDDD
2019-02-21 22:54
yes
2019-02-21 22:49
#7
frozen | 
Czech Republic potruss 
When I read these stories, I am like yea, allright, you copied something and changed the name to some pro... But this? This is so off somehow..
2019-02-21 22:49
Because this one really happened
2019-02-21 22:50
#11
frozen | 
Czech Republic potruss 
That might be it... Anyway, this is the weirdest thing I have ever tried to imagine (while reading that thing) :D
2019-02-21 22:52
#9
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Other Fookin_Legend 
i Swear every single swiss in this site is fucking wierd
2019-02-21 22:50
Wtf.
2019-02-21 22:51
#12
CeRq | 
Poland EZFOREZ 
a bit weird but i love it <333333333
2019-02-21 22:54
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