so heres how it went
i was washing my hands or something when i got sucked down the sink drain and ended up on this little shack that only had a broken toilet in it. the shack was on an island in the middle of an endless lake and on the water there were a bunch of leaves spelling out “please dont flush”
flushed the toilet, then i started hearing music akin to the one in the psycho shower murder scene and this disgusting grey dude covered in crow feathers is just slowly walking out of the lake onto the island towards me, so i grabbed a claw hammer next to me and proceeded to gouge his eyes out with the claw part. it wouldnt do anything and when he grabbed me i woke up.
tldr: either flusha is going to find me and kill me or my body thinks i should never use the toilet again