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Languages in a nutshell
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United States PsychoLogicalRIP 
English: so called Germanic language but is mostly based from Latin and borrows from other languages French: SILENT LETTERS FOR FUCKING DAYS Spanish: easy as shit but too many fucking verbs Portuguese: "bastardized spanish" (this is a joke dont take offense to it) German: some angry guy trying to cough up phlegm Chinese: ??? Japanese: easy pronunciation, everything else is like "where goes where???" Danish: impossible to understand Romanian: somehow listed as a romance language. Korean: easy alphabet, then back to chinese and japanese learning flashbacks. Russian: cyka blyat, cryptographic language ._.
2019-03-03 16:03
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This is satire so dont take it too offensively to this :D
2019-03-03 16:04
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fakeflagger spotted
2019-03-03 16:11
1 reply
Naw I'm 100% an american :D
2019-03-03 16:12
Why do you need to explain that this is satire. You ruined it!
2019-03-03 16:25
1 reply
Cause im american and people will likely take it srsly and wont think its just a joke :D
2019-03-03 16:31
Reported
2019-03-03 16:04
6 replies
Kappa :D
2019-03-03 16:05
#46
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Brazil hrp__
+1 how he can compare portuguese to spanish.. spanish sounds so fucking trash !!
2019-03-03 16:31
4 replies
Reported too
2019-03-03 16:31
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#57
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Brazil hrp__
no u
2019-03-03 16:34
#62
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Spain Minixx77
In fact, portuguese sounds like a russian trying to speak in spanish after having drunk 2 liters of vodka while playing CSGO
2019-03-03 16:59
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#63
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Brazil hrp__
+1 but it sounds much better IMO
2019-03-03 17:39
#4
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Italy Fil0Nerd
you listed like all most important languages in EU and you didn't write italian...
2019-03-03 16:05
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I couldn't think of what to put for Italian sorry :D
2019-03-03 16:07
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#31
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Italy Fil0Nerd
k :(
2019-03-03 16:25
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#43
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Netherlands Removed
French - Spanish = Italian
2019-03-03 16:28
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#44
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Italy Fil0Nerd
all of those are neolatines languages so they're similar
2019-03-03 16:30
Eastern Romanic Spanish with a higher difficulty level
2019-03-03 16:15
#24
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Poland henlo
holy shit an italian on hltv
2019-03-03 16:22
2 replies
#30
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Italy Fil0Nerd
hi :D
2019-03-03 16:24
yeah that's a rare sight hah
2019-03-03 17:44
>important >italian pick one
2019-03-03 16:23
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#32
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Italy Fil0Nerd
I was expecting this, why did it take so long?
2019-03-03 16:25
1 reply
dunno
2019-03-03 16:27
#6
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France J0riS
I realise that our language must be so annoying to learn with all those silent consonants at the end of the words xD
2019-03-03 16:08
2 replies
French words are legit just silent half of the time like wtf??
2019-03-03 16:09
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#11
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France J0riS
ikr it's so stupid
2019-03-03 16:10
this sounds like shit I would find on 9gag
2019-03-03 16:09
3 replies
Just me being retarded :D
2019-03-03 16:10
1 reply
+1
2019-03-03 16:28
+1
2019-03-03 16:28
#8
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Germany Merkelistan
I feel offended, reported to the police
2019-03-03 16:09
1 reply
No plez :<
2019-03-03 16:14
hahahahha +1
2019-03-03 16:10
in Germany, all speak like Rammstein with metal music in the Background... Links 234
2019-03-03 16:13
5 replies
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Croatia mds818
Du hast!
2019-03-03 16:21
4 replies
I dont get it. This song is so popular in the world but as German, you would say the song is only average by Rammstein. At the Album "Sehnsucht" I know 5 songs which are better.
2019-03-03 16:24
3 replies
imo Sonne, Amerika and Ich Will are better than Du hast
2019-03-03 16:27
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Croatia mds818
well the thing is that this song got spread around more then you go into the question of whatever if someone understands german or not etc etc.. but when you look at the instrumental part imo it's way better than ich will or sonne or fuer frei etc.. but eh, point being sometimes only the song which is worldwide known is the one being popular, not the one which is good(from the same artists)
2019-03-03 16:32
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Best instrumental part on the Album sehnsucht is "Tier". But you are right. Music can work this well, even if i dont understand it in this point.
2019-03-03 16:49
this is the kind of shit you hear when a linguistics freshman tries to be funny
2019-03-03 16:17
1 reply
But fails miserably and only ends up offending nearly the whole class.
2019-03-03 16:20
English: so called Germanic language but is mostly based from Latin and borrows from other languages ????????
2019-03-03 16:19
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English is listed as a Germanic language but 90% of the time is based from Latin and Greek. And its also a borrowing language meaning that it has loan words from other languages like tsunami from Japanese and encore from French.
2019-03-03 16:22
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Basically every language has words from other languages lol, and English is definitely more Germanic than Latin or something
2019-03-03 16:32
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Definitely. English is still far more Germanic, since it has both roots and external influences (Norse) that fall under that category. The language was influenced a little bit by Latin during the Roman occupation, and then a bit more heavily during French occupation in the middle ages - but it has no Latin roots whatsoever.
2019-03-03 16:52
All Germanic language based on Latin. Do you expect they create a language out of nowhere when you have already one?
2019-03-03 16:26
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+1, I too didn't get the point of explicitly saying that English is based on Latin when he already said that English is a Germanic language...
2019-03-03 16:36
If you're counting "tsunami" from Japanese, you might as well count "Sauna" from Finnish, "Delicatessen" from German, "Guerilla" from Spanish, or even "Kung Fu" from chinese...
2019-03-03 16:54
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Croatia mds818
what??????
2019-03-03 16:20
#23
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Germany K3v1
JA MEIN FREUND.
2019-03-03 16:22
NA languages > EU languages
2019-03-03 16:23
6 replies
?? NA speaks english, spain, france...
2019-03-03 16:27
3 replies
why u baiting hard
2019-03-03 16:27
2 replies
Because I am better than you LUL
2019-03-03 16:28
1 reply
Prove it :D
2019-03-03 16:31
+1, do you speak Canadian btw ?
2019-03-03 16:32
1 reply
No but I am learning Mexican rn
2019-03-03 16:34
#47
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Brazil igster
hahahah +1
2019-03-03 16:31
French: gay Portuguese: huehue BRBR
2019-03-03 16:32
1 reply
Can cumfirm
2019-03-03 16:32
not funny at all
2019-03-03 16:32
1 reply
+11
2019-03-03 16:33
#56
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France Uexo
n1 +1
2019-03-03 16:34
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