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EZ4ENCE Lyrics explained
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Finland OldGuy 
Hello all. EZ4ENCE was 4th in top 50 list Finland in Spotify. Because the song is great and the lyrics are actually rather clever I will now translate the song and explain it as well as I can so non-finnish persons can also enjoy it. Let's start with the artist name, The Verkkars. Verkkars is a bad translation of sweat pants (verkkarit / verryttelyhousut in finnish). Finnish people often find bad translations funny and the song will have more of these. The name was probably picked because ENCE uses sweat pants often, especially white sweat pants are trademark of Aleksib. The name of the song "EZ4ENCE" is old meme that started during the old ENCE lineup years ago. Then to the song lyrics: ez4ence ence ence dens putted upperbelt putted upperbelt (Dens is nickname of extra strong snus called Odens. At least the coach, twista, has been seen many times using Odens or Dens during matches and behind the scenes videos. Probably the players have used dens also and generally odens is a well-known and much used "illegal intoxicant" in Finland. Upperbelt is not a belt at all. It means yläpelti which can be translated something like top tin. Yläpelti in this context means upper lip) minorist majorii - from minor to major haastaa legendaarisii - to challenge legends nyt isos liigas, niin ku rosbergi - Now in the big leagues like Rosberg (Rosberg of course refers to Keijo "Keke" Rosberg, legendary Finnish F1 driver. He was the first Finnish person to win F1 championship in 1982.) suomalaist strättii maailmanluokan kaliberil - Finnish strategies in worldclass caliber kaks lasii maitoo ja yks lasi piimää - two glasses of milk and one glass of sour milk (Not sure where this refers. Please tell me if you know) ence kylvää ja ence siittää - Ence sows and Ence conceive (This is basically a wordplay. Old finnish saying goes "Mitä kylvää sitä niittää", which basically means you get what you order. The wordplay in this is that "niittää" (reap in English) and "siittää"(conceive in English) sounds very similar but means totally different things. Conceiving refers to allu who had sex that resulted a baby (smallu)) natun paljusta kansi avataan - The lid of Natu's hot tub is opened (Natu (Joona Leppänen) is retired Finnish CS professional who currently is GM for ENCE. Natu's Hot Tub is a meme. Natu has hot tub in home and it's often mentioned in stream comments.) pojat on tulos, torilla tavataan - The boys are coming, let's meet at marketplace ("Torilla tavataan" is phrase that is used to embrace Finland's success. It roots to 1995 when Finland won ice-hockey world championships and huge party was thrown in marketplace at Helsinki. Torilla tavataan can also be shortened to Torille which means "to the marketplace". The phrase is often used in other situations also. For example if Finland is mentioned in youtube video you can most likely find a comment "Suomi mainittu - Torilla tavataan" (Finland mentioned, let's meet at marketplace). The phrase is also used with minor change if Finland loses, then we say "Tori peruttu" which means "marketplace is cancelled") ez4ence ence ence dens putted upperbelt putted upperbelt allu on valmiina myllyttään, - allu is ready to own ("myllyttää" is a term that can't be translated directly. Mylly is a mill but can also mean fight or chaos. Finnish people have often translated the word in interviews, also in recent major, as Myllying or myllyings. Again an example how Finnish people like bad translations) vihut valmiina hyllyttään - ready to shelve the enemies piti mennä A, mut mentiinki B - We were going A, but instead went on B nimikkotaktiikka aleksib - trademark tactic of aleksib (Especially on Nuke ENCE often makes late rotates on T-side) nuori osuja sergej jakaa, - Young gun Sergej is sharing hiustyylei vanhaan tapaan - hairstyles like always (hairstyle meaning headshot in this context I reckon) xseven sitel lukottaa - xseven is locking sites (ENCE often plays so that xseven is alone on site on CT-side. Especially Mirage B-site is xseven's thing) haastiksis mikin pudottaa - drops the mike during interviews (This refers to xsevens legendary interview after EU-minor win against North. Xseven struggled to get anything said and then just let out "no words") aeriel shifti pohjas (lento)kentil - aerial shifts in the airport mut ekan saitil pelikentil - but is first in site (These two lines are another wordplay as the word "kenttä" in this context refers to both airport and bombsites. Shifting in airport refers to ENCE's "the road to katowice" series in youtube in which aerial was taking a shit just before the gate closed. Aerial finally got to the airplane 30 seconds before the gate was closed) kynärikansa tietää ketkä on äijii - CS players knows who are the bosses ("Kynäri" is word for CS in Finnish language. It first referred to CS 1.6 but has then been used to describe all the CS games) ENCE pistää ykösellä päihin - ENCE shoots straight to the head Link to the song: Link to ENCE documentary made by finnish national broadcasting company: Link to first part of "The road to Katowice" series:
2019-03-10 11:54
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Bump. This is important
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2019-07-13 10:57
Sweden wtf_men
N1 mens, gj )) 😎
2019-07-13 11:07
bumping the own thread, omegalul still, it was a good post. it just shows me how hard finnish language seems to be.
2019-07-17 23:08
Finland Teukkasd
yes very difficult
2019-07-22 09:04
quality post, thanks
2019-03-10 12:08
Europe ChrisKet
Bravo fam! +1
2019-03-10 12:16
tl;dr plz
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Finland mattixboi
2019-03-10 12:18
you dont know any ence memes do you?
2019-03-10 12:18
Finland m1b
+1 lol
2019-03-10 12:54
2019-03-10 12:20
hard to read, type a proper english translation
2019-03-10 12:21
what u mean
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2019-03-10 12:31
Very nice i bump for you
2019-03-10 12:23
tyvm finnish brother :)
2019-03-10 12:24
you're god
2019-03-10 12:25
very nice
2019-03-10 12:26
The " kaks lasii maitoo, yks lasi piimää" line refers to an "old" copypasta usually seen in the twitch chat duting ence's games.
2019-03-10 12:31
Cheers bro. I don't know how I have missed that :D Do you know if this refers to some cringe interview or something?
2019-03-10 12:36
No, just some ence fan made a copypasta out of another copypasta used during faceit london qualifier
2019-03-11 18:25
"we were going to the cafeteria with jaakko and guess who we saw : D if it isn't fucking sergej.... xD i was like what the fuck is that sergej he had 2 glasses of milk and 1 glass of sour milk xDD best day ever ; D" its a meme because sergej is underage
2019-03-30 09:16
Yeah thanks for posting this! The fact is there was a "me and jaakko" meme before this also
2019-03-30 10:29
Switzerland RU!N
one of few useful thread, nice bro
2019-03-10 12:31
Very informative
2019-03-10 12:32
Lithuania andy_
Nobody gives a shit
2019-03-10 12:37
Iceland RTnXdd
Actually you're the only one that doesen't. Also you actually do care because you're here
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Germany Malodroit$
Thank you :D
2019-03-10 12:49
dont know how u didnt know 2 glasses of milk and 1 glass of sour milk meme but other than that pretty correct
2019-03-10 12:51
Austria epiXYZ
2019-03-10 12:55
I thought this was just for jokes, but it's quite a good explanation of the lyrics and makes me understand them better. Thanks!
2019-03-10 12:56
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Denmark CTRL7
2019-03-10 12:57
2 glasses of milk refers to pasta we were going to the cafeteria with jaakko and guess who we saw : D if it isn't fucking sergej.... xD i was like what the fuck is that sergej he had 2 glasses of milk and 1 glass of sour milk xDD best day ever ; D
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2019-03-10 13:03
yes, and it has even this estonian version: me laksime koos jaakoga kohvikutega ja arvasime, kes me nagime: D, kui see pole sergej .... xD Mul oli nagu see, mis on see sergej, et tal oli 2 klaasi piima ja 1 klaas hapupiima xDD parimat paeva ; D lol
2019-03-10 13:24
Haha :D nice
2019-03-10 13:34
I have already found one translation under the video but cool additional info
2019-03-10 13:39
In the comments? Yeah I found one also but made this because the earlier one had bad translations such as myllyings and I had nothing better to do than explain the lyrics. :D
2019-03-11 12:46
Thank you OldGuy very cool
2019-03-11 12:51
TY - very dense and upperbelt
2019-03-30 08:31
India JW_BesTesT
Quality 999
2019-03-30 08:32
Good post. Well translated and explained!
2019-03-30 08:41
Sweden McGuinness
2019-03-30 08:41
flusha | 
Finland MEZi
Thanks finally i know
2019-03-30 08:49
+1 for helping ence conquer the world
2019-03-30 09:01
fucking snus
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2019-03-30 14:36
tl:dr = ez4ence
2019-03-30 14:41
Brazil Leexo
thks u, nice job
2019-03-30 14:49
well done
2019-04-12 10:46
Shit song leave
2019-04-12 12:00
Chrisjay talking lmao
2019-04-12 12:02
2019-04-12 12:12
Tier 3 player
2019-04-12 13:05
Toxic ence fan
2019-04-12 13:09
2019-04-12 14:07
Wasn't really toxic to you as an person
2019-04-12 14:07
How was i toxic when i said chrisj is tier 3 player
2019-04-12 14:15
You responded to me that i was not eligble to talk
2019-04-12 14:50
yes, u didnt know u have to be atleast tier 2 player to speak in chat?
2019-04-12 15:02
I don't take orders from an newfag like you
2019-04-12 15:30
maybe new but i play for tier 1 team
2019-04-12 15:59
See you at Berlin major
2019-04-12 16:24
it is already confirmed that it will be ez4ence
2019-04-12 16:25
Poland ragequitv2
give me reply
2019-04-12 12:05
Ok Men
2019-07-17 13:44
Thanks men ))) Appreciated!
2019-04-12 12:28
faveN | 
Israel wetz
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2019-04-12 13:16
ty 4 very much
2019-04-12 14:13
Finland perkeIe
+1 very accurate
2019-04-12 14:18
Snus is not illegal in Finland, only selling it is. Overall 3/8 explanation of the song.
2019-04-12 14:19
Russia dUUUt
ooh its actually sick,thank you
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2019-04-12 21:27
wow good posts actually exists Big +1
2019-04-12 21:40
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Albania HLTV_God
2019-07-13 10:01
what a deep meanings
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Poland Medel17
2019-07-13 10:22
2019-07-13 10:50
I love you.
2019-07-13 10:56
Finland Diddy_Kong
2019-07-13 11:03
Finland Diddy_Kong
2019-07-13 11:14
can you show me the lyrics clean, it's too complicated
2019-07-17 13:45
good topic!
2019-07-17 13:46
Free bump
2019-07-17 22:38
now this is exactly I was looking for! thanks man!
2019-07-17 22:46
Argentina beenji
2019-07-22 07:47
good work
2019-07-22 07:56
Northern lights flash in the sky. A blizzard blows, pelting on its way those too weak to withstand the fury of winter at its fullest. From the permafrost strikes a massive hand; the mythical giant once deemed dead off the coast of Italy now rises to life, regenerated, from Lappish soil. The time is due. Around the world, the word spreads. In Sweden, the best of the best cower in fear and lock themselves in the nearest IKEA retail store. The Brazilians run into the safety of the jungle, the Danes play dead in Legoland and the Slavs sprint crying to babushka’s warm embrace. Enceladus’s augurs are unleashed upon the scene. Aleksi “allu” Jalli hails from his journey spent in international teams. A man may leave Finland, but Finland never leaves a man. Once again, he picks up the green rifle, this time not for money or fame, but to smite all opposition in the name of Enceladus. Aleksi “aleksib” Virolainen leaves the fabled squad of HAVU to lead what we can finally describe as a Finnish superteam. Under his leadership shall the northern guns spit death and destruction upon foes who wail in their weakness. Jani “aerial” Jussila joins after the biggest transfer of the Finnish e-sport scene from his former team SuperJymy. No longer will he be the only stand-out player of his team, but instead, a vital ingredient of a chaotic cocktail made up of Finland’s finest. Jere “sergej” Salo thwarts all rumors of desperate Internet trolls trying to tell they know his parents who told him to stop playing. Oh, the humanity! Backed up by the forces at home, bursting from motivation like a wolf thirsting for blood, he returns to ravage everything in his path. Where skill rises to speak, experience sits silent and disciplined. Sami “xseveN” Laasanen fills the ranks from iGame, for what would the team be if they wouldn’t buy the best player from every other Finnish team? Vigilantly standing, supporting his teammates be the cause what it pleases to be, he will be the shield and sword his comrades need to achieve the ultimate. The warning has been given. The sky screams, the ground shakes and the oceans boil. ENCE is coming. #EZ4ENCE
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2019-08-18 22:23
Nice post, the kaks lasii maitoo ja 1 lasi piimää refers to this copypasta : we were going to the cafeteria with jaakko and guess who we saw : D if it isn't fucking sergej.... xD i was like what the fuck is that sergej he had 2 glasses of milk and 1 glass of sour milk xDD best day ever ; D
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