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HELP ME!!! GIRL QUESTION
Germany MÜLLER 
ok mah nigguhs, its friday in ~2 hours i meet girl i like for first time, iam excited as FUAAAARK dont know what to do, time goes by so slow entertain me bros, and wish me luck maybe iam not a forever alone virgin after this night
2012-10-26 19:07
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youtube.com/watch?v=6cfCgLgiFDM iam watching this since like 1 hour non stop
2012-10-26 19:08
#37
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Netherlands HetIsPatat 
Are you gay? Nothing wrong with being gay, just wondering.
2017-07-13 18:41
#43
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Brazil janfps 
+1
2017-07-13 19:14
play cs:go
2012-10-26 19:09
cant, i have intel p4 2,8 ghz xD
2012-10-26 19:09
Be calm..Just be yourself.
2012-10-26 19:09
Masturbate b4 you go, it'll help you last longer ;) Ouh, if you're taking her to dinner don't be a cheapy, try to act like a gentlman, bitches love gentlmen.
2012-10-26 19:09
REAL men never masturbate before getting a chick.
2012-10-26 19:23
Lol, yea, and real men can last for 20 min, he won't last 30 secs
2012-10-26 19:29
thats a sad truth,but chances are that if he is a virgin he will last more cause of track ;p
2012-10-26 19:36
Lol i lasted 2x seconds my first time, and i have no idea how i didn't cum when she took her clothes off :s
2012-10-26 19:38
my first time,if i remember corectly,lasted like 10 mins,witch is not much but i think its good for 1st time,apart from that it might differ from man to man.
2012-10-26 19:45
greeks :D
2012-10-26 20:03
Not much, i'm telling you i lasted 2X seconds, that's like less than a half-minute, she was like, wow you're done already ?
2012-10-26 20:04
even like that,u can always go for a second round,more relaxed ...and with better result,just lick the chick untill u get up again,if next time is like 5 mins,repeat it...eventually the chick will like the night even though u lasted 2x seconds;p
2012-10-26 20:19
hehe i just masturbate and last around 6 to 10 minutes
2012-10-26 20:22
well 10 mins are ok,if u lick a lil bit and u got good size u must not worry ^^
2012-10-26 20:24
How many will I last if we do this gfycat.com/ConventionalPaleGar
2017-07-13 18:40
depends,from ultra fast to just fast,just leave it for the end
2017-07-13 22:21
Haha, I didn't even rely on the thought that you'll reply. You've been on the forum for 7 years, respect for being a true fan of HLTV(I doubt you play CS:GO). Have a good night, bro!
2017-07-13 23:07
Real men get shit done in 2 minutes and just leave a steamy load oozing out of her cunt like a savage.
2012-10-26 20:56
+1
2017-07-13 18:40
? You bring a girl out, buy her dinner etc, talk. That is ~4 hours of continually thinking "I want to fuck her so badly" = You will get super aroused and not last as long as wanking off before you go so you don't have the thoughts straight away. It is science fact you virgin :/
2012-10-26 19:38
an indian caling a greek virgin,thats something rare! and excuse me mister dant3h,i didnt know that when u go out with a girl u only think i want to fuck her so bad,seems that im not the virgin in this conversation.
2012-10-26 19:44
I can now also call you a spastic virgin, because you seem to be unable to tell the difference between country flags. Edit: if you aren't thinking about fucking her, then you are not a man. Simple.
2012-10-26 19:45
im sorry,i just passed your nick so fast i didnt look good at your flag,excuse me about that,but still,u cant be serious :)
2012-10-26 19:46
I am serious, but also I am incredibly handsome. So maybe you can't really see the seriousness on my face because my handsome is so strong?
2012-10-26 19:47
yeah,but u know what women says right?hes handsome,but hes bad in bed...:/ try to be less manly and maybe u will score someday,untill then keep jerking off before meeting a chick, oh and a sidenote,the fact that u bring up "scienific" approaches on the matter,allthough that ppl differ,is telling me who needs to get more laid and who does not;x
2012-10-26 19:50
The fact you take me serious is telling me things I don't even want to know
2012-10-26 20:50
#6
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United Kingdom dv-_- 
Don't tell her you play counter-strike or games. Other than that just be yourself, unless you're a nob, then be somebody else.
2012-10-26 19:14
" Don't tell her you play counter-strike or games. Other than that just be yourself, unless you're a nob, then be somebody else. "
2012-10-26 19:27
#25
dv | 
United Kingdom dv-_- 
He can't be himself without talking about games? I just meant, don't talk about games, 99% of girls don't like that shit, leave it till a few weeks down the line.
2012-10-26 19:55
don`t cry like when u lose on CS ! be a man and make us proud of you
2012-10-26 19:20
Depends on how good-looking you are :P
2012-10-26 19:32
he is a sexy boy :D
2012-10-26 19:34
buy bwm or mercedes and no problems!
2012-10-26 19:46
rush b
2012-10-26 19:47
Pic or gtfo
2012-10-26 19:53
iam fresh iam fly iam so damn high
2012-10-26 20:06
Im gonna tell u what to do: Buy AK and 1 flash, kevlar is important. When its 1:00 start to walk forward to A There you will meet her You need to flash her Try to kill her THEN U WILL GET DA PUSSY ! fail joke lol
2012-10-26 20:25
You are a muslim refugee and she is a german?
2017-07-13 19:04
#40
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Brazil cadik 
She is already belong to Akhmed, you are late
2017-07-13 19:06
#41
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Russia telosll 
all in you hands )
2017-07-13 19:07
Watch pewdiepie's videos to gain respect for wamen first
2017-07-13 19:12
#44
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Lithuania Martis 
Spin a fidget spinner
2017-07-13 19:17
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