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how many children would u like to have?
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Australia Australis 
title
2019-03-12 23:08
#1
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Australia Australis 
bump
2019-03-13 00:09
2
2019-03-13 00:09
#140
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Brazil Qaia 
+1
2019-03-13 20:42
#192
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Iceland fatboislim 
why would you want 3?
2019-03-15 13:49
#194
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Norway analpain1337 
Tier 1 counterys = 1-2 kids Tier 2 = 3-5 Tier 3 = 4-10
2019-03-15 13:53
not always bro.. i know ppl in Brazil that has 1 , and ppl in the US with 4+
2019-03-15 14:56
#233
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Canada TorontoSucks 
Do you realize how averages work mother fucker
2019-03-15 15:17
#276
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United States Freakmode 
I lol’d
2019-03-16 08:48
Fake flagger. Canadians are nice.
2019-03-16 09:33
+1
2019-03-16 12:15
#290
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Canada TorontoSucks 
Ya Steel is so nice all the time. Ya hockey players are always so nice, Ya Quebecers are the kindest people I know.
2019-03-16 15:58
Ya so why can't you be nice and kind
2019-03-17 12:08
#293
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Canada TorontoSucks 
Ya and ghandi changed the world, why ccant you
2019-03-17 16:07
He was a cunt.
2019-03-17 16:30
#246
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Norway analpain1337 
Its avarage there is also alot of ppl with 0kids and ppl who cant have them
2019-03-15 16:11
I hav 12 sister
2019-03-16 08:28
omegalul😎
2019-03-15 13:55
#216
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Uruguay zero`SAMA 
kek
2019-03-15 14:29
#217
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Brazil Qaia 
cause i'm rich
2019-03-15 14:34
#218
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Iceland fatboislim 
so you can't afford condoms huh
2019-03-15 14:37
#219
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Brazil Qaia 
thats it
2019-03-15 14:37
#266
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India AMKW 
Damn destruction 💯
2019-03-16 08:10
0
2019-03-13 00:09
#136
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Brazil Fallenzera 
+ 1 true
2019-03-13 20:35
You haven't been banned for this yet?
2019-03-15 13:26
#248
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Brazil Fallenzera 
its not me, its very nice guy alt acc
2019-03-15 16:16
#197
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World ZMDR 
+1
2019-03-15 13:55
#263
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Japan KKonaw 
+ 0
2019-03-16 05:19
#4
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Germany zeolikk 
None, don't want to be responsible for anyone who has to live in this shitty world
2019-03-13 00:10
#40
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Europe pencilvester 
So edgy omg
2019-03-13 15:09
#41
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Germany zeolikk 
what
2019-03-13 15:09
#47
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Europe pencilvester 
Yes
2019-03-13 15:12
#48
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Germany zeolikk 
ok, wasn't funny but nt
2019-03-13 15:12
#53
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Europe pencilvester 
It was not my intention to be funny I was just describing you
2019-03-13 15:14
#157
f0rest | 
Belgium Qker 
The world is indeed shitty and that's the main reason i don't want to have kids, there's nothing edgy about it
2019-03-15 00:17
#173
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Poland Dorocek 
Trust me, it's what every edge lord says
2019-03-15 13:18
edge lord is that you? The word is shit if you make it shit...
2019-03-15 13:22
#252
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Romania TheWizard741 
It might not sound edgy to you but trust me this is edge lord material
2019-03-15 16:51
#261
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Belgium Qker 
Well depends on what you base yourself, you're all probably pretty young and don't know much about about life, so i kinda don't give fuck about your edgelord MEME. I have many reasonable reasons to think the way i do.
2019-03-16 05:10
#264
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Romania TheWizard741 
The fact that you have reasons doesn't really change a thing. It's still something pretty edgy to say. Things can be true and edgy at the same time
2019-03-16 07:59
#109
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Bulgaria Ju7y 
edge lord
2019-03-13 17:42
#112
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Germany zeolikk 
Didn't ask
2019-03-13 17:44
#175
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Sweden Bomaan01 
edgy 😯
2019-03-15 13:21
#254
YEKINDAR | 
China lxxl 
SO EDGY LUL 11!!!111!11!11!!!😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎
2019-03-15 17:00
#256
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United Kingdom Hamshanks 
DAYUM UR SO QUIRKY AND EDGY SO INTERESTING WOW U ARE SO UNIQUE M8
2019-03-15 17:05
its not that edgy of an opinion. lots of people consider this. it is a serious concern.
2019-03-13 15:14
#58
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Europe pencilvester 
What exactly is shitty in this world? I would understand if he was from a less developed country..but what exactly is shitty in germany that he doesnt want to have kids because of it?
2019-03-13 15:16
wild animals running around in berlin
2019-03-13 15:19
have you watched the news, ever? do you understand the global economy and political landscape. germany, netherlands, lots of other western countries, are using the wealth and power we built over centuries of oppression, slavery, etc, to continue to indefinitely extract wealth from other countries. just because "we" benefit from oppressing people on other continents economically doesnt mean you cant be bothered by how ruthless it is. by what that says about our morals and human nature. the people who call the shots in our society get a lot of people killed. out of greed and carelessness. also more locally, the more individualistic our society becomes, the less people will feel like they belong to a community that its safe to raise their kids in.
2019-03-13 15:22
#71
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Europe pencilvester 
Damn bro I wasnt prepared for this
2019-03-13 15:22
sorry
2019-03-13 15:30
nt boots
2019-03-13 20:37
im not boots i just copied his profile because i thought it was funny
2019-03-14 22:32
I remember you from back in 2014, you, nicerking, and boots spamming every single thread mentioning cheating. I always thought you were the same person.
2019-03-14 22:39
ill take that as a compliment
2019-03-15 00:14
where is jonty, are you him too?
2019-03-15 00:16
actually everyone on hltv except you is the same person
2019-03-15 00:26
good point actually
2019-03-13 15:25
#94
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India LodFresa 
+10000000000000000000000
2019-03-13 16:50
Rust? Cohle?
2019-03-13 17:37
#120
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Netherlands HetIsPatat 
+infinite, exactly my sentiment.
2019-03-13 17:48
+1 i would love to have a son i would do everything for him but i would be scared 24/7 bcs of this what u said, he wouldnt deserve to live in shithole like humanity
2019-03-15 13:48
TRUE SADLY +1
2019-03-15 13:52
#198
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World ZMDR 
+1
2019-03-15 13:56
At least 20, l have to spread my smartness over world so we can have a better future
2019-03-13 00:11
#33
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Australia Australis 
kinda interestin answer
2019-03-13 01:46
#45
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Europe pencilvester 
If you spread 20iq smartness over 20 kids gives 20 1iq kids So not smart at all brother Edit: yes thats how it works
2019-03-13 15:11
nice biology logic bro
2019-03-13 15:18
#74
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Europe pencilvester 
Thanks men Its scientific fact
2019-03-13 15:23
Wrong???? L'm over 200iq...
2019-03-13 16:17
thanks men u will save the world !
2019-03-13 15:19
np men)))
2019-03-13 16:15
#6
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Poland swstk 
3 2 to replace me and my future wife and 1 to keep the growth of population and not put it into decline
2019-03-13 00:11
yes because decline of population would be a bad thing!!!!!111!1
2019-03-13 00:12
#14
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Sweden mrarrogant 
decline of population in poland would be terrible moron
2019-03-13 00:14
#17
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Poland swstk 
I don't want my country to end up like Japan where 25% of the population is above 60 years old, sorry that you have been brainwashed into thinking that not having children and working your whole life is good.
2019-03-13 00:14
#35
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Australia Australis 
good way of thinking my polish friend patriot
2019-03-13 15:04
you will end up with 25% population over 60 no matter what as average life expectancy goes to 80. you cant do anything about it except close all hospitals and other stupid shit. also we have pensions in civilised western european countries, i can recommend you to look into this "pension" thing, it can help you a lot in life.
2019-03-13 15:16
#96
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Poland swstk 
Not true at all, the cause of Japan's aging population is that people don't want to have children, the birthrate is under 1.5 children per woman, that's not even a replacement birthrate, a replacement would have to be 2, and and increasing would have to be 2+.
2019-03-13 16:58
#200
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Germany Shadyy89 
You should go for 2.1 kids than to prevent overpopulation of future generations
2019-03-15 14:01
It is in some cases like Europe where you have tons of rapefugees having like 7 children while Europeans have 2-3. That's a culture killer right there.
2019-03-13 00:15
+1 Dont want rapefugees to become the majority and then have most the power
2019-03-13 00:21
We call them invasive species in the animal kingdom
2019-03-16 09:37
#15
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Germany zeolikk 
We have enough ppl, we don't need any growth
2019-03-13 00:14
#24
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Poland swstk 
We need it in western countries because they're dying out, people have become machines and work too much and lost their human touch.
2019-03-13 00:15
#36
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Europe cArn5 
Europe don't have enough ppl
2019-03-13 15:05
#54
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Turkey XANTACLAUS 
lul?
2019-03-13 15:15
#85
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Europe cArn5 
I mean it's already declining in some countries and others will follow as well
2019-03-13 15:31
+1 this is my way of thinking as well.
2019-03-13 15:24
0
2019-03-13 00:11
-1
2019-03-13 00:12
#34
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Australia Australis 
-2
2019-03-13 15:00
A boy and a girl to keep the bloodline pure
2019-03-13 00:12
#18
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Germany zeolikk 
What if u get 2 of one gender?
2019-03-13 00:15
#23
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Netherlands BigMarvin 
Make them fight the strongest one survives
2019-03-13 00:15
#27
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Germany zeolikk 
nice one
2019-03-13 00:17
xD
2019-03-13 15:09
social darwinism
2019-03-15 15:58
try my luck with my other sister maybe she can give me the gender that is missing
2019-03-13 00:24
#32
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Germany zeolikk 
Sweet home Alabama
2019-03-13 00:30
Sweet home beckingham palace
2019-03-13 15:10
#44
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Germany zeolikk 
beckingham palace?
2019-03-13 15:10
Well he is english and it is a well known fact that the royal family of England used to engage in incest (As did many other royal families back then). And Beckingham palace is the first palace in England that came to mind.
2019-03-13 15:26
#80
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Germany zeolikk 
Well, let me tell you a fact: he isn't
2019-03-13 15:27
Idk about that, i guess my "joke" was quite shit
2019-03-13 15:28
#222
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United Kingdom daneclaw 
Where is Beckingham Palace located?
2019-03-15 14:42
Beckingham Palace is a house in Sawbridgeworth, Hertfordshire, England.
2019-03-15 14:50
#226
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United Kingdom daneclaw 
Ghetto probably
2019-03-15 14:51
Probably, even the name sounds like a poor shithole.
2019-03-15 15:12
#296
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United Kingdom daneclaw 
Sure does.
2019-03-18 09:16
#55
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Finland Jardeet 
Country Roooaaaddd
2019-03-13 15:15
Geschichten ausm Saarland
2019-03-13 17:50
#204
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Germany Shadyy89 
Die Mutter leckt die Tochter, der Vater fickt den Sohn. Sie komm'n aus Kaiserslautern, ja das ist dort Tradition!
2019-03-15 14:11
3, maybe more
2019-03-13 00:13
#12
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Germany Neckarstadion 
2-3
2019-03-13 00:13
Kids are cancer, maybe when im older, but surely not now.
2019-03-13 00:13
#19
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Netherlands BigMarvin 
dude
2019-03-13 00:15
You're a kid yourself yet. Understandable.
2019-03-13 15:19
im 22, but thanks.
2019-03-13 16:48
its still being a kid basically i wasnt grown up when i was 22 and most of my friends werent either i thought i was a grown up too at that age, damn was i wrong
2019-03-13 17:47
Ur brazilian
2019-03-15 13:45
im fakeflagging huhuhehuhe but my statement still applies
2019-03-15 14:27
And what age are you considered grown up? Because I'm 22 and I think I'm old af :(
2019-03-16 08:51
#16
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Netherlands BigMarvin 
2 to 3 depends on the wife, Wbu?
2019-03-13 00:14
0 cant even take care of myself alone, imagine having wife and kids I prefer to have cousins and shit, cuz I can do shit with them when I want, but have no resposability xD
2019-03-13 00:15
#22
Aleksib | 
Iceland d4kki 
2-3
2019-03-13 00:15
Same as #16
2019-03-13 00:15
0. If I was rich maybe 1 so I could leave my wealth to someone
2019-03-13 00:16
If I would be rich,kidless and dieing I would order every single person in my city a pizza. Better than greedy relatives waiting for me to die inheriting my money
2019-03-13 00:19
#39
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Europe new_nickname 
nah if he doesn't know who his father was.
2019-03-13 15:08
I would like a calzone please
2019-03-15 14:41
1 or two
2019-03-13 00:26
#37
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Europe new_nickname 
dog>kids more loyal, and they will not make problems to you when they grow up.
2019-03-13 15:07
#46
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Greece HeavySmoker 
How can dog grew up if he’s gonna die before he turns 15 yo lmao
2019-03-13 15:11
#49
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Europe new_nickname 
what are u talking about everything that lives and have to nature to do are growing up XD? a Pitbull can't be small puppy in 15 years XD
2019-03-13 15:12
omfg people nowadays like more animals than people;its fucking sick
2019-03-13 15:15
#60
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Greece HeavySmoker 
They are victims of Disney movies In 1vs1 against tiger or a lion they won’t survive a single second
2019-03-13 15:17
especially fucking dogs
2019-03-13 15:21
#77
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Europe new_nickname 
you are right, when i will be i africa i will take my dog with me to make 1v1 vs simba
2019-03-13 15:25
#38
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Romania Anonym20 
0
2019-03-13 15:07
#50
China o_O 
0 prefferably. I really don't want to create someone that will have to experience the earths grim future
2019-03-13 15:13
2-3
2019-03-13 15:13
3
2019-03-13 15:16
#62
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Austria SplasJ 
2 an at least one of them should be a Girl hopefully
2019-03-13 15:18
#101
Aleksib | 
Finland clamu 
because you are want to fuck she??????
2019-03-13 17:38
#103
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Austria SplasJ 
Wtf No because small Girls are Just so cute i wanna give her cute Stuff to wear :3
2019-03-13 17:41
#104
Aleksib | 
Finland clamu 
reported men))
2019-03-13 17:41
#107
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Austria SplasJ 
For what You dont find small Girls cute :3
2019-03-13 17:42
#223
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United Kingdom daneclaw 
reported you pedomen
2019-03-15 14:43
#230
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Austria SplasJ 
Why?
2019-03-15 15:12
11, 7 boys and 4 girls. The number of girls should be even because they're all honest and submissive to the men they trust and the boys have no plains laid before them, they make future themselves. This is it.
2019-03-13 15:20
#86
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Australia Australis 
football club :)
2019-03-13 15:32
Rather a home orchestra ;) I'm a music man.
2019-03-13 15:34
Hope youll never take advantage of your kids jovik
2019-03-13 17:37
I'd never even think of that, you twisted mind, no tea for you today.
2019-03-15 11:11
Truely hope so Coffee>tea
2019-03-15 11:34
Orange teeth > sleepless nights.
2019-03-15 11:34
Wut
2019-03-15 11:50
2
2019-03-13 15:22
2.5
2019-03-13 15:22
so by 2.5, you mean a midget or a retarded one?
2019-03-15 13:26
It is the same
2019-03-15 15:20
Modget
2019-03-18 13:52
#72
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Belarus Pagonya 
2-3 seems ideal.
2019-03-13 15:22
#73
autist | 
Spain Holiwis 
2-3 majority boys
2019-03-13 15:23
At least 2. 3 or 4 would be preferable.
2019-03-13 15:26
1
2019-03-13 15:29
none, i was never fan of this mainstream lifestyle. school, university ,work , marry , kids , retire , die.
2019-03-13 15:31
#91
NiKo | 
India se7eNNN 
1 besterest.
2019-03-13 16:49
0
2019-03-13 16:49
#93
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China maybe_banned 
2-3
2019-03-13 16:49
#95
Turkey HuCa 
Is it even allowed in china?
2019-03-13 16:57
They removed that law because china's population is shrinking
2019-03-15 13:17
Thx for info bro
2019-03-15 14:23
#267
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United States gtmaniacmda 
it was more because of the mass feticide of female babies that was caused by the law if you want a male heir (a lot of families do), but you only get one child, and the first child they conceive is a girl... well, they abort it. it caused a large imbalance in the male/female ratio of China (plus china has a lot of old people), so it was scrapped. now they have a TWO child policy!
2019-03-16 08:18
#97
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North America xAriana 
wtf why people want kids
2019-03-13 17:33
because you need to have goals in your life
2019-03-13 17:42
#128
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North America xAriana 
And having some ugly looking things that shit themselves is a life goal? Wow. You can have so many goals in life and achieve so much, but people still prefer to do the most common and boring thing. I always wonder, tho, what parents who their children grew up to be murderers, rapists, thieves, child predators and so on, think?
2019-03-13 17:54
its risky, expensive, exausting, sure. but still, watching your kids grow up to be a good human alongside someone you love must be one of the best experiences in the world. things obviously needs to be very well planned so it doesnt turn into a nightmare. 90% of the people wont be spending their lives fucking hot women in yatches at Ibiza every day like they wanted to, so someday you will have to find a way to enjoy the basic and the common.
2019-03-13 18:02
#132
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North America xAriana 
Personally, I don't see how watching your kids speak like every other human being, draw some ugly drawing for you like every other kid, or have it get back from school with a good grade and being happy about it would ever make me happy or anyone else. Humans are weird.
2019-03-13 18:08
its understandable, everyone has their own convictions. also, the possibility of me living alone in the future with no loved ones left and no family bond somewhere close really scares me, so having kids COULD help with that
2019-03-13 18:21
2, my gf wants 4 huh
2019-03-13 17:35
#105
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Austria SplasJ 
4 would be a pain
2019-03-13 17:42
Totally agreed
2019-03-13 17:42
#111
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Austria SplasJ 
Maybe 4 would be okay If You have them in a Long Time Span Like First Kid at 20 and Last at 35 or Something Like that
2019-03-13 17:43
True, im planning to have my first kid in late 20s tho and ideally id want them to have a few years gap
2019-03-13 17:45
#116
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Austria SplasJ 
If You Just want to have 2 i would recommend having them Not too Many years apart AS they can then Play together
2019-03-13 17:46
Thats what im aiming for, ive got a 10 year gap with my brother, not cool lol
2019-03-13 17:47
#124
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Austria SplasJ 
Yeah me and my sister are 2 and a half years apart and when we were small WE played together and she also took Care of me to an extend
2019-03-13 17:50
Thats nice to hear my man!
2019-03-13 17:53
2
2019-03-13 17:39
#110
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Other bergkvisten 
3
2019-03-13 17:42
#113
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Brazil Corot1nho 
none.
2019-03-13 17:45
1 would be ideal in a adult POV but growing up alone sucks and makes you spoiled. so 2
2019-03-13 17:46
#122
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Austria SplasJ 
Not necessarily it Just often turns Out Like that because You can give more Money to your Child If You Just have one. If You Take Care of him/her in a smart way it really Doesnt Matter much other then that If it is a single Child it wont have a brother/ sister to Play with which makes it a little worse for him/her
2019-03-13 17:49
8
2019-03-13 17:48
2
2019-03-13 17:48
4; 2girls 2boys :O
2019-03-13 17:49
#126
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Austria SplasJ 
Better get to Work then :D
2019-03-13 17:50
100 or p-90
2019-03-13 17:54
#130
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Norway PeteZz 
2 1 gal 1 fellah
2019-03-13 18:01
#133
Candy | 
Finland Kiekara 
2, would prefer them to be girls, 'cause boys are assholes myself included..
2019-03-13 18:11
9+10=21
2019-03-13 18:12
24
2019-03-13 20:39
2
2019-03-13 20:40
2 3 but depends, if i will have more no problemo. But i want min 2 because i have a brother and he is everything to me, even though we fight a lot:). I just dont want to private my future child from that joy
2019-03-13 20:47
5 , I want to have alot of kinds since I raised in a very small family, but my fiancee raised in a very big family, she has 4 brothers so he doesn't want to 5 again, that's why I'm going for 4
2019-03-13 20:50
#152
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Australia Australis 
4 is also a big number, not a big difference between 4 and 5
2019-03-14 20:12
same as #25
2019-03-13 20:50
#144
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Asia CritStarrHD 
2
2019-03-13 20:51
#145
ritch | 
United Kingdom Meffus 
I have 2....Mrs would like 3...we will see.
2019-03-13 20:55
#259
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Portugal xxxRUI75xxx 
Same here but we´re happy with 2 and don't want more.
2019-03-15 17:10
#146
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Estonia Mrkruvi 
2
2019-03-13 20:58
#147
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Iceland _natas_ 
I got 2 kids so i say 0!
2019-03-13 20:58
#148
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Europe SQXZAF 
i guess 2 max but who knows :)
2019-03-13 20:59
3, 2 years apart each
2019-03-13 21:12
#150
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Poland Kleigen 
1, not quantity, but quality ;) I want to make him good and intelligent person who can achieve something in life.
2019-03-13 21:13
#235
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Austria SplasJ 
And what if it is a girl
2019-03-15 15:17
#151
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Netherlands DEJl 
2 or maybe even 3. im not that rich to care for alot of kids
2019-03-13 21:16
#158
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Other flynttt 
0
2019-03-15 00:19
2
2019-03-15 00:28
0
2019-03-15 00:30
#162
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Myanmar xdcc 
negative 7.6 billion
2019-03-15 00:32
10
2019-03-15 11:35
7
2019-03-15 11:35
i dont want a parasite on my ass, i see from my aunt perspective no kids and easily go on vacation 10 - 15 times a year be it just over the weekend or longer.
2019-03-15 11:38
well said man
2019-03-15 14:04
0
2019-03-15 11:51
#172
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Lithuania OnyxLT 
5+
2019-03-15 13:18
3 :D I thought i'd have some by now but life doesn't always turn as you plan it. I have seriously considered having no kids at all these days and having no partner as well. More money left over for me, and I can have cats and dogs and live by my own rules, sex is overrated anyway and love is painful and disappointing ordeal.
2019-03-15 13:20
How old are u men?
2019-03-15 13:23
27, but I am a girl so biological clock ticks a bit differently for me, I suppose
2019-03-15 13:24
Trap
2019-03-15 13:57
27 Oof that’s almost 30
2019-03-16 08:28
#274
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United States gtmaniacmda 
I'm sure a $32,000/year DJ from this site would be willing to take care of you
2019-03-16 08:33
rip :(
2019-03-16 12:04
#234
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Austria SplasJ 
More Money for you, that is Kinda sad
2019-03-15 15:17
Well, it is the truth. If I live alone (I know some ladies that do), I will have all the money in the world to travel, go to salons. Granted, I will be alone, I won't have children to share my happy moments with, but for sure there will be more "materialistic" things for me left in the end.
2019-03-15 15:52
2 or 3 (preferably 1 male and 1 female) But beforehand I have to earn enough money and make sure I can raise them properly so they would live a normal life without suffering
2019-03-15 13:21
#179
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Turkey tastemycobra 
1 or 6
2019-03-15 13:23
Wtf is this gap lol
2019-03-15 14:25
#215
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Turkey tastemycobra 
I cant really decide if quality or quantity better xd.
2019-03-15 14:28
LUL both So 3?
2019-03-15 16:48
LMFAO
2019-03-15 14:26
#182
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Georgia Broozman 
0
2019-03-15 13:26
A girl Also, I wanna adopt a pet dog.
2019-03-15 13:28
why a girl rather than a baby boy?
2019-03-15 13:33
Because girls>>>boys
2019-03-15 13:35
Do you think as a father you'd have a better bond with your daughter than with a guy? Even putting bias aside, I'd rather bring a boy into this world than a girl, especially in 2019+
2019-03-15 13:42
I have different opinions.
2019-03-15 13:47
india girl pick one
2019-03-15 14:03
Fuck off Pick both!
2019-03-15 15:22
#231
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Austria SplasJ 
+1 Girls are much better as kids
2019-03-15 15:15
maybe 2
2019-03-15 13:29
2 a boy and a girl
2019-03-15 13:54
0 we have no future + it cost a lot of money + it is a waste of time
2019-03-15 14:02
#202
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Albania LaviX06 
2
2019-03-15 14:03
-1
2019-03-15 14:04
I live in Russia - i dont want my kids to be suffering like i do here
2019-03-15 14:24
But the anwser is 2
2019-03-15 14:25
wtf men? I want to have like 10, because why am I supposed to suffer and future kids motherfuckers don't?
2019-03-16 08:55
True
2019-03-16 09:02
Zero
2019-03-15 14:26
nothing
2019-03-15 14:27
#220
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Denmark KenzoFromEu 
2
2019-03-15 14:39
1 male if any
2019-03-15 14:43
I don't like children, i prefer 14-16 year-old.
2019-03-15 14:59
#232
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Portugal Stifmyster 
Every couple should have at least 2 kids to ensure Generation Renovation for the future
2019-03-15 15:16
2 but would probably end up with 10
2019-03-15 15:18
1 i dont want more than 1 to have my shitty 177 cm manlet genes
2019-03-15 15:18
None but alas GF wants, so 1-2, but god fordbid not more
2019-03-15 15:23
0
2019-03-15 15:25
fuck you if you have more than 2
2019-03-15 15:26
hopefully 0 )))
2019-03-15 15:27
0. But in reality I have second coming.
2019-03-15 16:15
Probably none, because I make the worst life decisions lmao, I'd be a terrible parent. But if it comes down to it, I'd probably adopt someone instead. No need bringing in new life just to make them suffer through this corrupt and garbage world. Adopting makes more sense, help someone less fortunate that's already in this world.
2019-03-15 16:21
2 if i was rich but since i am not rich 0
2019-03-15 16:50
#253
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Romania TheWizard741 
I probably won't have any kids. I don't think I'm willing to give up 12-18 years to raise them. But you never know what happens in life and how you change your views. Also there are a bunch of edgy responses in this thread lmao
2019-03-15 16:59
yes mate, we know that people change
2019-03-16 08:27
#255
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Sweden ihatebetting 
Like 6
2019-03-15 17:02
#258
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Portugal xxxRUI75xxx 
2. One boy and one girl. And I already have them.
2019-03-15 17:08
I will adopt 2 Chinese kids
2019-03-15 18:14
Dream : 20 with the same woman , all with names that start with J (i don't know why, don't judge me). Reality : I think im probably not gonna have kids , but if i find a woman crazy enough to have kids with me probably like 4 or 5 , maybe even less , but definitely more than 1.
2019-03-16 05:18
2. Kids are god bless.
2019-03-16 08:07
#268
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Spain X4rly 
0
2019-03-16 08:20
#269
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United States dracxz 
I cant have kids, I like guys.
2019-03-16 08:21
0 because i will never be able to marry a woman :((
2019-03-16 08:26
#275
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United States gtmaniacmda 
The question gives me complicated feelings. I always find myself between three 'paths'- 1. Zero- I don't know if it is because I am young or something else, but I have not really felt any desire to get into a romantic relationship. So then I would have zero, ofc. 2. One (not biologically related)- Kind of following from path 1., it is not as if I don't have a desire to have children, I just have no desire to have any sort of romantic partner. Odd, that. Anyway, if I were to adopt, it would probably be a boy. I would raise him to be GREAT! (do they even allow single men to adopt children..?) 3. Unknown- Well, if by some supernatural phenomenon I end up married, it would really depend on what the wife wants. It would probably start out with one, and then we would have to go from there.
2019-03-16 08:46
0
2019-03-16 09:07
#281
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Other fo3nixz 
i got 3
2019-03-16 09:10
#283
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Turkey de_insertion 
oh god please dont let me have any kids
2019-03-16 09:34
#286
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Lithuania LevelUpp 
2
2019-03-16 09:41
i have 1, more than enough, wife wants more but we ok as for now.. hes 3
2019-03-16 12:06
5 and make them into a CS team
2019-03-17 12:17
#294
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Brazil jmarcelo 
1 or 2. not sure yet
2019-03-17 16:09
I think 2?
2019-03-18 09:33
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