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Help me to escape from ruisia
Russia WeirdChamp 
This country is just 5th world country with a huge territory Its politicans are cocky-ass retards with iq somewhere below 80 99% of population here has a mental disorder and several diseases Our president went crazy on military part and spending all the state budget on it, whilemost cities here are fucking drowning while its raining and freezing when its snowing Pls send help
2019-03-15 17:05
#1
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China lxxl 
Learn to swim
2019-03-15 17:06
#81
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Serbia geneticshox 
ezzz
2019-03-16 09:47
Smart
2019-03-16 09:49
#2
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Myanmar xdcc 
Mexicans can cross The Wall. What's stopping you??
2019-03-15 17:06
The problem is that there is no good counries that has the border with ruinsia, just same countries with just a different language
2019-03-15 17:08
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Brazil KickFallen_ffs 
take a plane to brazil dude we are happy , here is a happy land
2019-03-15 17:10
litterally half of b*stgore videos are from Brazil
2019-03-15 17:12
yeah from favela people, let them kill themselves... The rest of us is fine, some problem or other ? yes ofc, but in general everything fine
2019-03-15 17:15
Not every favela inhabitant is a murderer, there is some good people too, and I am sure you willf ind a lot of idiots too where you live
2019-03-15 17:16
i never said that... aparently you are not very smart
2019-03-15 17:17
I was just saying that I did not mean to overlook brasilian people, especially favela inhabitants
2019-03-15 17:18
Yeah There are lot of good people there, but also bad ones, where is poverty, no culture, ignorance and drug dealers, things get out of control But, cause of it, the image people in general has of brazil is we are people who is living in fear, fearing to be murdered when we live our homes, etc. And its not like that, maybe in some capitols the fear is bigger But in my city for an a example a 450k people, i've never being robbed, never heard of anyone that i know being killed
2019-03-15 17:24
Thats a big ass writing right here
2019-03-15 17:23
there's literally 8 rows lol
2019-03-15 18:09
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Sweden meistr0 
Then buy a plane ticket to...idk..what ever country you like & move there. I want to move to Iceland & probably will within 10-15 years, this country is fucked anyways & the politicians are braindead.
2019-03-15 17:26
do you think its so easy to move from 3rd world to 1st world? i doubt someone is waiting for me or op in sweden
2019-03-15 18:13
I like the nickname
2019-03-15 18:13
ty
2019-03-15 18:14
+1 xd
2019-03-16 09:46
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Ukraine EarthAintFlat 
Estonia? Almost 1st world country. The only thing you will need to do is learn Estonian language.
2019-03-15 17:48
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Ukraine EarthAintFlat 
Oh and I forgot about Finland, how could I forget about EZ4ENCE 😢
2019-03-15 18:41
Estonia Finland Norway
2019-03-15 17:51
Norway is Pog
2019-03-15 19:41
+1
2019-03-16 09:47
japan
2019-03-16 16:26
It will take me a billion dollars to fly away from my city to japan
2019-03-16 16:28
all baltic states speak russian
2019-03-16 16:27
Go to Georgia but everyone will hate u there if u say something good about russia it’s second world btw
2019-03-16 17:01
come to Iraq with me
2019-03-15 17:06
Ok men when is the flight and where ?
2019-03-15 17:17
Flight????? We are going via Camel
2019-03-15 18:09
shit sorry for my incompetence i demand you to cut my hands to beg pardon to our god
2019-03-15 18:20
guy: steals a pack of gum singapore: cuts OFF A FUCKING HAND
2019-03-16 17:00
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Russia MyDuck 
Another 13 y.o. Navalny
2019-03-15 17:08
Go eat a dick kiddo. We wont be chatting in hltv in about 3 month because of ultimate insulation of the internet. Only place we will be getting a chance to chat is cancer VK or odnoklassniki
2019-03-15 17:12
no more russians in csgo XDD
2019-03-15 17:33
A nu pizdani chto nibud' na russkom? Skol'ko budet 0.5+0.5?
2019-03-15 18:36
Litr
2019-03-15 19:41
#76
HUNDEN | 
World Viaris 
v golos
2019-03-16 09:28
Xd
2019-03-16 16:37
Ne znau,11 klass,fizmat
2019-03-16 09:03
#6
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Poland swstk 
Marry some ugly 50 year old woman in USA, get green card and divorce, ezzzzzzz
2019-03-15 17:08
im pretty sure that the cost of a plane ticket to US equals the annual salary of average russian
2019-03-15 18:12
Yea it's $500+
2019-03-15 19:44
#112
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Poland swstk 
e-dating and get her to buy him a ticket
2019-03-16 17:40
Hmm that's an idea m8
2019-03-16 16:39
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nex | 
Germany MrCell 
Come to Germany, here are many of your friends
2019-03-15 17:11
*goes to germany* *a little mustached guy wins the election* :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
2019-03-15 17:17
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LaimB | 
Lithuania QMart1s 
Is it just a coincidence or little mustached guys has a greater chance to become country leaders
2019-03-15 17:28
Just a coincidence :) PETAIN STALINE LENINE H*TLER MUSSOLINI WTF MUSTACHE = ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED
2019-03-15 17:29
True
2019-03-15 17:30
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LaimB | 
Lithuania QMart1s 
I'm a little bit higher than the average dictator, but maybe I have chance too
2019-03-15 17:51
#24
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Estonia Henrioad 
Come to Estonia, pretty large russian community. Old estonians speak russian and young estonians speak english. Should be fine here.
2019-03-15 17:31
is it hard? I mean to learn Estonian language and try to get cizitenship or your's analogue of green card As for me Estonia is quiet contry with good economics and without guys from middle-east
2019-03-15 17:39
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Estonia Henrioad 
I think the best way to come here is to get a temporary visa, learn estonian and then apply for a permanent citizenship
2019-03-15 17:45
I will think about it after finishing university , ty anyway
2019-03-15 17:58
another liberaxa's cryin
2019-03-15 17:34
Read #10
2019-03-15 17:57
ya , I read it ofcause you're better than "99% of population with mental health problem" and ofcause you have enought skills&money to move frome Russia
2019-03-15 18:03
Hesus christus quit living Have i mentioned that im excluted of "99%"? I may be the part of it and i wont recognize it in a month or years
2019-03-15 18:05
better be a poor ass... for life and for russia ofc lul
2019-03-15 18:03
Kid is lefty
2019-03-15 18:06
I didn't say about better or what , I agree with him about our shitty government but I disagree about his notion of immigration and 99% of ppl if you want live good in Russia you need to work hard (or be part of government) (or move)
2019-03-15 18:09
yo dude this shit is worldwide.. politicians are braindead and controled by lobbys. Nothings gonna change until our society stands united and change something themself. remember: no military in this world is stronger than a countrys citizens when they unite. But most of europeans are just living their everyday lie.. following work routine (basically slavery but modernized) and everyone keeps their mouth closed because they feeded with consume. its a sad place.
2019-03-15 17:46
True
2019-03-15 17:58
But i want to be a part of a country that has politicans who somewhat care about its residents, not the country where politicans can literaly beat the shit out of someone and say "ill get nothing because im official"
2019-03-15 18:00
norway
2019-03-15 18:07
Its easy to pick one, but hard to get into it
2019-03-15 18:08
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South Africa TMKF 
I’m pretty sure you’re allowed to emigrate any time you want my guy...
2019-03-15 17:46
True But to imigrate you have to get enough money to get a place to be living in and a food for first 2-3 month In Russia federation you cant have money at all Half of it goes on taxes,other half - food and place to live in And just a small piece of it (about 4000 rub) can be prorogued to what i just mentioned in this reply
2019-03-15 18:12
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India kaptain 
Off to Gulag you go!
2019-03-15 17:48
#35
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Sweden frozze90 
If u was a chick, u could live with me. But Im guessing dude, so sry. U stay where u r ;)
2019-03-15 17:55
#36
Other V5c 
go to alaska, it's bordering russia
2019-03-15 17:55
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United States Raptorial 
Girls are hot as fuck tho
2019-03-15 17:59
True But most of them are just tits and butts,not the brains and self identity
2019-03-15 18:01
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Latvia Norly 
+1
2019-03-15 18:03
#70
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United States Raptorial 
Arent the best from saint Petersburg?
2019-03-15 20:14
Spt girls are selfish and "independent", reading some retarded nonconformist philosophy because they want to be treated like that.But problem is they dont follow its ideas, they are reading such artworks because its looking smart at their opinion.
2019-03-16 09:08
And the other part of spt girls are "bidlo"
2019-03-16 09:09
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United States Raptorial 
What does that mean?
2019-03-16 14:44
A part of society that poorly educated and living by some "jungle" laws
2019-03-16 16:25
#114
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United States Raptorial 
Lots of those girls in spb are hot as fuck. Instant consensual intercourse.
2019-03-16 19:43
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Happy | 
Germany NatsuS 
youtube.com/watch?v=-Xic5LfFNVc Here is my help learn to swim, learn to swim, learn to swim. The song teaches me a lot
2019-03-15 18:10
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stavn | 
Denmark w3H4W7 
everyone in russia has mental dissability just go to ukraine ez XD
2019-03-15 18:15
So you suggest to move from Russia to Russia?
2019-03-15 18:16
#63
stavn | 
Denmark w3H4W7 
ofc why not :D:D atleast you will speak the same language there doesnt have to learn new one
2019-03-15 18:21
Cool story bob
2019-03-15 18:17
#66
Europe Ark- 
you just described every first world country.
2019-03-15 19:38
Not every Russia cant be compared to other first world,even if you try This country is a massive crater with only 1 somewhat good-looking place named Moskow
2019-03-16 09:05
A ti ne iz msk?
2019-03-16 16:42
Volgograd
2019-03-16 16:54
#73
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Finland JunaJani 
Welcome to Finland Igor, we can drink some vodka if you come here.
2019-03-16 09:07
finland = st. petersburg lmao
2019-03-16 10:15
#87
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Finland JunaJani 
finland = forest lmao
2019-03-16 10:16
Northeastern China, you can think about it.
2019-03-16 09:38
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Finland kusi11 
Why not Estonia they even speak Russian in ester Estonia
2019-03-16 09:46
why not just take a bus/flight somewhere else? Try to apply for any job outside of russia, take all moneyz u have and here you go. Its not that hard to leave a country if you know eng
2019-03-16 09:56
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Slovakia vladkohaha 
XD
2019-03-16 10:11
JUST MIGRATE LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL 4HEad
2019-03-16 10:16
ok, have any other ideas? Exactly
2019-03-16 10:30
you just broke ass loser. fuckin idiots like you suckin dick in every country..just die.
2019-03-16 10:16
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World dammo 
where do you live exactly (city)?
2019-03-16 10:16
Volgograd
2019-03-16 10:25
I live in Zabaikalye and I don't cry. I know that I have to move out and I will but crying won't help you, praying won't do you no good.
2019-03-16 10:39
#113
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Russia Slavaa 
fakeflagger?
2019-03-16 17:43
Maybe.
2019-03-17 01:07
#93
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Russia Svirv 
Is it boring to live when you know all and everything about the world - and for some bizarre reason it's all dark and negative in your closest vicinity - at just 17? Just reading through your replies, "most of girls are just titts and butts"... Spt girls are some sort of posers... Whatever the subject, the country is shit. So apparently nothing is bright, there are no opportunities to improve yourself and your surroundings, nothing to work with; time to burn bridges, not build 'em. Well, dude. Are you a plant or what? i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001.. Your question is bizarre because you can leave pretty easily. This ofc if you're not a plant: you have to work a bit to save money and use options in front of you. *if
2019-03-16 12:08
I respect that you did some analysis on me If you are truly a russian as well,then - ti ochen horosh
2019-03-16 16:22
Come live with me
2019-03-16 12:09
the fact that you're saying that politicians have 80 iq just shows how dumb you are and have no idea in what state Russia is
2019-03-16 16:33
As you say
2019-03-16 16:36
Go to Denmark Say that you are fan if Astralis They will rise monney for you
2019-03-16 16:46
Good plan
2019-03-16 16:53
Or go to Switzerland Thats it... How to get monney in Switzerland? Just be there
2019-03-16 16:57
sell russian women, any man would like to lay with a ruski woman
2019-03-17 01:09
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