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OFFICE RELATIONSHIP HELP
NiKo | 
United States all_american_fratboy 
so I just started to work at a new company, and I found that my female colleagues are very attractive. They wear nice shirts that show off their body, and the skirts are VERY short. As a single man myself, I'm thinking about risking it all and try to date them. Is it worth it? How should I start the conversation and ask her out. Pls give me advice hltv alpha males
2019-03-20 10:45
#1
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Cyprus Swishh_ 
pics or cant help 🤷
2019-03-20 10:48
#2
Xyp9x | 
China teguP 
I've worked at the HR dept. I know what you mean. Don't be stupid. Set up a tinder account instead.
2019-03-20 10:48
its risky but i guess they're all adults? i came to know my current gf as a colleague. worked together 2 years. relationship for 5 years now.
2019-03-20 10:58
#34
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Greenland iamsofancy 
you fuk her yet?
2019-03-20 12:41
#48
emilio | 
Brazil 1710710 
No, he is afrad of getting fired🤷‍♂️
2019-03-20 17:08
Alpha mode on Fuk her
2019-03-20 10:49
#5
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Latvia Pinkyswear 
Just be polite maybe start with a joke and ask her out. What's the worst that could happen?
2019-03-20 11:00
my boss finds out and he sends me to a seminar for "inappropriate behavior"?
2019-03-20 12:16
#49
emilio | 
Brazil 1710710 
Having a chat isnt inapropriate behavior son. Are planning on groping her while you ask?
2019-03-20 17:10
#6
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Finland oskub 
date "them" fukboi mode on
2019-03-20 11:00
lol +1
2019-03-20 11:01
xD
2019-03-20 12:17
#8
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Jordan xrealx369 
date them all?
2019-03-20 11:02
take pic or u lying (ik ure lying)
2019-03-20 11:04
Go for it, unless it’s a small or family business. You can always move to a different department if need be
2019-03-20 11:07
#31
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Sweden Bakkmann 
Alabama
2019-03-20 12:38
Wtf? What kind of question is that? Of course you should bang them all
2019-03-20 11:07
#12
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Germany k_den 
looking at your flag, youre probably one of those fattiest who drive with a scooter through walmart sorry no chance for you
2019-03-20 11:09
ahhahahahah
2019-03-20 11:10
#50
emilio | 
Brazil 1710710 
+1 The dominant class of american society
2019-03-20 17:12
Be careful about what you say or you’ll end up being reported to HR.
2019-03-20 11:09
If they arent in a relation u should fuck all of them otherwise i will be dissapointed
2019-03-20 11:10
Depends on the type of job. Generally the rule is "don't shit where you eat" if you're serious about your new job and want to keep it. Don't forget we're still in the "me too" times and the office is the ABSOLUTE riskiest place where you can try to date at the current time. Simply have nice conversations with them. Don't ask for dates, it's not worth it. That being said, if they start making moves, by all means, shag em. That's what happened to me when I was working in NYC. Loads of hot chicks, eventually at a friday after-work drinks thing, we all headed back to one girls' place to chill with like 6 of us since she had an awesome rooftop and her housemates were about to throw a party. Eventually the other colleagues left one by one until it was just me and her left, in her room. She was the one to make all the moves and even then I was hesitant since I'm working a high profile job. Stay careful m8
2019-03-20 11:12
thanks for the advice! I will proceed with care since I definitely don't want to lose my job anytime soon. But damn they're so hot.
2019-03-20 12:34
then you woke up
2019-03-20 12:42
As if this stuff is rare stuff. Happens every day around the world. Plenty of proof of my conquests have been posted on here over the years.
2019-03-20 13:11
has a hltv profile saying " hltvdatingexpert" high profile job Pick one
2019-03-20 14:11
Worked for dating companies while I was still in uni. Banged ~200 girls, think I know what I'm talking about. High profile job since graduating yes.
2019-03-20 17:04
must be sad u actually think anyone with an average iq will believe the nonsense you are saying.
2019-03-20 17:16
What's more sad is that my reality is so far removed from your own that you can't even imagine it being real.
2019-03-20 17:18
then you woke up
2019-03-20 12:46
#17
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Greenland iamsofancy 
I myself have met my current gf at work (4yrs together now) but keep in mind that it's nearly impossible to work together for a longer period of time, for me it was nice in the beginning as we could play around if you know what I mean but later on we were so tired of each other, hanging at work after work, just too much. Now we are working in different firms and as we look back we can't even understand how were able to work together for a year haha nonetheless you can give it a go and see how it will work out.
2019-03-20 11:16
"or me it was nice in the beginning as we could play around" fucboi spotted?? xD
2019-03-20 12:35
#30
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Greenland iamsofancy 
yeah booooi
2019-03-20 12:36
Just date them after work, but in the company be a proffesioanal. For example Sunday you can text them, without any problem.
2019-03-20 11:17
#19
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Finland Jardeet 
say "good morning m'lady, would any of you fine maidens like to accompany me to a banquet of meatloaf at my mothers house?" and then tip your fedora. works 60% of the time, every time. then when they are at ur house show them you are global elìte on cs and instant panty dropper.
2019-03-20 11:20
Pics or Liar Liar pants on fire.
2019-03-20 11:21
u have approximatively ZERO chances with that attitude
2019-03-20 11:22
where did i go wrong my friend? enlighten me
2019-03-20 12:39
u lying cuz u dont have job
2019-03-20 11:23
#23
Oceania sh4m 
don't poo where you eat
2019-03-20 11:24
Of course. Go for it mate. You can always ifn another job if it does completely to shit, but just be a gentlemen about it and you will be just fine.
2019-03-20 11:28
oh wow the founder of my favorite website replied to my thread! ty so much!
2019-03-20 12:38
#39
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France LanaRhoades 
Nooo he doesn't know them yet
2019-03-20 12:51
If he fails will you hire him?
2019-03-20 14:15
You won't lose anything if you are just asking to go out whit you
2019-03-20 11:43
#36
k0nfig | 
Denmark QDouble 
nah let them ask you
2019-03-20 12:45
#38
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France LanaRhoades 
You don't know them yet. Is there a cafétéria ? Or a coffee pause or a cigarette pause ? If there is so you can talk with them easily. Don't be so hurried , be fun and chill in your 1st approach , just approach them naturally ;) and is this a Big company with like 200 people working in it or a little with 30-50 ppl working in it ? If it's a little so it will be easy to talk with them :D
2019-03-20 12:51
It's a middle-sized company, but I'm on the R&D team with about 30 people, mostly guys. All the girls are in the sales/HR department, so I need to somehow make my move sneakily to spend time with them @@
2019-03-20 14:13
Be friendly, be yourself and let the time do the work. They will notice you either way, so no need to be aggressive towards to whole situation. When the opportunity arises, for example an office party, or a night out with colleagues - test the waters. I dated the boss of my company for two years, but the worst part was, no one could know of it. All the secrecy was thrilling at first, but really wore us out in the end. I had to leave the company, even though I had a great job and we drifted apart after that. Was a fun time, but not sure if it was all worth it.
2019-03-20 12:55
Not good, Office relationships envolve ethic questions, whether you're anarchist or FBI, 'cause hostages should be keeping safe unless they're no more. Getting off Shepard Mortgage Company's devilish temptations as soon as possible, you should
2019-03-20 12:55
#45
smooya | 
United Kingdom azrl 
I married one of my workmates.. Thankfully we don't work together anymore :)
2019-03-20 14:14
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