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I am applying to write my bachelor thesis in a company but even if I get invited to a job interview I always get rejected. Can you give me some tips to get the job hltv?
2019-03-21 14:41
tell em that you rape 2 yr olds
2019-03-21 14:42
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cyx | 
South Africa bonkaz 
He wants to finish his thesis, not to be the singer for Lostprophets ffs
2019-03-21 15:32
nah m8 i make 500k/year and i told them that
2019-03-21 15:34
Act like you are too good for them. This worked for me 100%
2019-03-21 14:44
1st option suck dick(s) 2nd option be confident and show them that you really want the job. You can google How to prepare for the interview. Otherwise just go for it and when the dont invite you than they dont want you.
2019-03-21 14:44
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Europe pencilvester 
Just show up to the interview with a box of stuff to put on your desk It shows how confident you are on getting the job It never fails
2019-03-21 14:45
#5
YEKINDAR | 
China lxxl 
Just keep and going
2019-03-21 14:46
#6
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Greenland iamsofancy 
Can you tell me what're you are being asked? What are your answers? How are you dressed? I have recruited few people in my life so I can help.
2019-03-21 14:46
HAHAHAH recruiting people for nazi orgs doesnt count
2019-03-21 14:49
Mainly mainstream questions about me and the company and a few about accounting or finance. I feel like I give good and homest answers but only rejections so far. Suit shoes chino pants white button up shirt black suit coat
2019-03-21 14:51
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Greenland iamsofancy 
Not always giving honest answers is good, especially in a job interview. When some recruiters ( myself ) value honesty I know some of them life in a bubble and they want you to be super positive about literally anything and give those stupid corporate answers like "Yes I Would like to develop myself within your firm" or " I think your company gives me the best opportunity "etc. When I hear it I know it means shit and its just words. Are you having any ticks like baiting nails or something? Or Maybe your salary expectation is too big?
2019-03-21 14:55
i wanna kms when i hear that corporate bs... i start to think of coming to the interview with a gun and blowing my brains out in front of a recruiter right after i put a note on the table where i blame him. ahh the dreams, so sweet.
2019-03-21 15:39
just answer their questions???????? like its literlaly not hartd
2019-03-21 14:49
#11
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South Africa Frostinizo 
Buy the man a chocolate
2019-03-21 14:49
#12
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Austria raicoon1337 
maybe tell them how big your penis is mister PenisEnlargementSurgery
2019-03-21 14:49
Just be assured in your ability, if youve been invited for interview your good enough for the job. If its a big company, google a swot analysis of their business, look at the challenges the business is/will face in the future and talk about how that excites you. I dont want to work for a company thats trudging a long doing fine, I want a company that faces problems and deals with them. As well before the interview think about things youve done, projects that youve worked on and think about skills that youve demonstrated throughout. Even write them down and when you go into the interview you lead the conversation to talk about these things even if the question isnt directly related. You have to show off what youve done. Gl dude, hope it goes well
2019-03-21 14:59
piss on them to show dominance
2019-03-21 15:09
Tell the interviewer that if he doesnt hire you, you will become a lawyer and sue his ass out of the company and take his place
2019-03-21 15:23
I dont think he would believe me
2019-03-21 15:24
Then become a lawyer and sue his ass out of the company and take his place
2019-03-21 15:25
job for lames
2019-03-21 15:25
Stay cool calm collected and answer the questions, most of them are common knowledge so just boom skadoosh all the answers and ez job. It worked for me and I can barely speak english Kappa
2019-03-21 15:25
PenisEnlargementSurgery i can see why you dont get jobs
2019-03-21 15:27
ty mr GrandDaddyPurple
2019-03-21 15:30
YOU NEED BIGGER PENIS and jobs will come
2019-03-21 15:31
I have biggest penis germany already.
2019-03-21 15:32
Try to get blowjob interview
2019-03-21 15:29
#29
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United Kingdom SkaTyce 
Always have questions ready aswell if you sound really interested then they will be more inclined to pick you, also a good firm handshake is a little detail people tend to miss out. A firm grip portrays confidence
2019-03-21 15:34
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