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[18+] sex toys for men
Mongolia SadUnicorn 
serious thread. Any good realistic sex toys out there that would imitate blowjob/real sex?
2019-03-21 17:50
dildo
2019-03-21 17:51
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Hungary Griffisz 
A hooker.
2019-03-21 17:51
You have to interact with her and it's not good for socially awkward people
2019-03-21 17:53
#11
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Hungary Griffisz 
wtf it's not that complicated
2019-03-21 17:53
For you maybe not. But for some people it is
2019-03-21 17:54
#18
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Hungary Griffisz 
1. You tell her to suck it 2. she sucks it 3. you give her money You don't have to talk while it's happening
2019-03-21 17:55
But in order to meet her you have to talk to her beforehand and make an appointment
2019-03-21 17:57
xdd dude are u for real?
2019-03-21 18:47
he's that type of person who would kiss a hooker and fall in love with her
2019-03-21 19:26
haha, probably true
2019-03-21 19:32
That's not how it goes at all :D Virgin spotted. 1 You pick a girl 2 you pay the cash 3 you fuck for 30 mins.
2019-03-21 19:03
*3 you fuck for 30 seconds
2019-03-21 19:33
nah, payment first and most street girls wont suck bare dick or even kiss you, you need to pick one online and know what you want/she does
2019-03-21 19:11
yeah you indeed dont need to talk, just ask for sex, she may ask if you have money, just say yes most girls will go like "uh uh uhh" while they are getting it for me the girl said "oh its so big" and asked like 3 times if i had a gf. i just said no no and for the 3rd time i said why would i pay if i had a gf, then she got it. and when we were done, she asked my name. i said otto but she didnt believe it because its the name of a finnish atm machine. i feel bad for not asking her name, she was an old russian girl who went crazy when i talked a little russian. my white angel... literally, she had a white leather jacket and white jeans, underwear was so grandma like, but i guess it doesnt matter :D
2019-03-21 19:22
what a story
2019-03-21 19:29
next time when i go, i will give you another story (if i remember) ive been browsing girls online, i need to try body to body massage and oral without condom
2019-03-21 19:31
nice i will pm you in a month or so
2019-03-21 19:52
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Denmark ilnert 
Oof
2019-03-21 19:31
You dont have to
2019-03-21 17:54
How so?
2019-03-21 17:55
You go to hooker, tell her what do you want and she does it
2019-03-21 17:58
It's not that simple. Some people are ashamed because they're ugly/fat and they can't just go and have sex (some have shameful-sized small dicks)
2019-03-21 18:00
xD you going to hooker, no reason to be ashamed, she is a hooker. GL
2019-03-21 18:03
Rofl +1
2019-03-21 18:12
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Hungary Griffisz 
A hooker has more things to be ashamed of than being fat xd
2019-03-21 18:23
flag checks out.
2019-03-21 18:45
#3
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Slovakia Bugro 
Vacuum cleaner
2019-03-21 17:51
sucko mode 😎
2019-03-21 19:30
WHY ARE YOU ASKING SUCH THINGS IN HLTV ??????
2019-03-21 17:51
CUZ RAIN IS RICHEST FAMILY !!!!!!!!
2019-03-21 17:52
Off Topic >
2019-03-21 17:53
you have many other forums dedicated to these topics, yet you decide to ask about sex toys in a fucking csgo forum
2019-03-21 17:54
It's off-topic. What's the problem?
2019-03-21 17:55
smh
2019-03-21 17:55
#37
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Iceland fatboislim 
dont shake your head, its not good for your neck.
2019-03-21 18:04
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African Union Bruce U 
dont shame him for making interesting/weird threads, that's the only reason i come here
2019-03-21 17:56
youre a fan of rain, i need to respect your opinion
2019-03-21 17:56
#23
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African Union Bruce U 
truth^
2019-03-21 17:57
#24
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Hungary Griffisz 
+1
2019-03-21 17:58
#54
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Germany zeolikk 
because hltv is 90% virgins so it's expected that many have toys as well
2019-03-21 18:51
#67
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Estonia skaad1337 
aoö meatballs
2019-03-21 19:05
#68
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Germany zeolikk 
ok
2019-03-21 19:01
isn't the CS:GO forum, is the Off-topic forum so stfu
2019-03-21 18:56
I can't help you there, but I can advise you on anal plugs and dildos.
2019-03-21 17:51
A male
2019-03-21 17:52
i use fingers when i cum
2019-03-21 17:52
all u need is twister its best if u play strip twister with girl.
2019-03-21 17:57
what drugs are u on?
2019-03-21 18:02
u dont know twister? its best strip game to play with girl. images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I..
2019-03-21 18:04
Did u even read the thread?
2019-03-21 18:08
ye but ui dont need sex toys only twister.
2019-03-21 18:43
strip twister with sister
2019-03-21 18:15
#59
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Europe trouble91 
Strip twister while playing counter
2019-03-21 18:53
#26
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Germany cucKing 
onaholes
2019-03-21 17:58
#27
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United Kingdom wellhyper 
A carrot is good, or even a screwdriver (I use one sometimes, just gotta be careful not to slip while its in)
2019-03-21 17:59
dont do it , it will ruin ur pleassure towards real sex.
2019-03-21 17:59
tenga egg
2019-03-21 18:00
Is that a real thing or just another troll post?
2019-03-21 18:03
google it
2019-03-21 18:04
ok
2019-03-21 18:07
I tried one theyre good, don't get one though as it makes girls not as good honestly and you dont want to ruin that
2019-03-21 18:57
#57
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CIS bjornzz 
Are they reusable?
2019-03-21 18:52
Pocket pussy.
2019-03-21 18:04
#38
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United Kingdom MambaWedy 
Just use ur fist ;DDD
2019-03-21 18:07
finally a real suggestion
2019-03-21 18:09
wtf is this
2019-03-21 18:14
#52
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Russia osbourne 
That's so creepy looking lmao
2019-03-21 18:46
yikes
2019-03-21 19:07
#44
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Russia ViktorSteel 
a big black dildo
2019-03-21 18:14
FACEIT LVL 10 VS TREE come watch hahaha twitch.tv/haxxetv
2019-03-21 18:15
#51
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United States MitchJones 
Sodapoppin got a sex doll, you can have it.
2019-03-21 18:45
#55
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Germany zeolikk 
sex dolls are shit from what I've heard, cleaning takes forever and stuff
2019-03-21 18:51
#58
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United States MitchJones 
Yes cleaning takes way too long as soda said but still they are better than hands i guess? at least if you want to have more pleasure.
2019-03-21 18:52
#60
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Germany zeolikk 
sure but I feel like it wouldn't be worth for all the effort especially after you're done and you're cleaning it up you must feel like "what the fuck am I doing with my life"
2019-03-21 18:55
#65
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United States MitchJones 
I think sometimes it's worth sometimes it doesn't. Depends on how much time or energy you have and willingness to take responsibility for your jizz
2019-03-21 18:57
who is soda? (a person?)
2019-03-21 19:08
#72
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United States MitchJones 
Thomas Jefferson Chance Morris.
2019-03-21 19:09
that name scares me
2019-03-21 19:09
fleshlight
2019-03-21 18:52
tinder
2019-03-21 18:55
this and only this
2019-03-21 18:58
bong
2019-03-21 18:56
A bottle, sponges and a rubber glove/condom. There, now you have yourself a homemade fleshlight.
2019-03-21 19:29
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