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Mom found my weed
Farlig | 
Denmark answerthisifyouregay 
So basically, one of my friends was caught smoking weed, he then told his mom that I also smoke, who then spoke to my mom. (Were both 16) So basically, my mom just called, and says she knows i been smoking weed. I smoked weed around 50-60 times, over 1,5 years What should i tell her?
2019-03-21 18:19
the truth
2019-03-21 18:19
#4
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Norway happy4you 
+1
2019-03-21 18:20
#17
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Brazil ValberBastos 
+1
2019-03-21 18:23
not a good advice if you're from eastern europe haha
2019-03-21 18:30
What's she gonna do, send him to the ranch?
2019-03-21 18:47
#60
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Czech Republic _s0 
beat his ass for 2 hours
2019-03-21 19:28
#72
AdreN | 
Kazakhstan Aiomie 
That's better than living a life with a lie and being afraid. Although I don't know, may be EE parents would ruin your life with their invasion
2019-03-21 19:41
#74
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Czech Republic _s0 
anyway whoever is brining illegal stuff to parents home is a 70 iq dumb fuck
2019-03-21 19:43
If you intend to confess if they get in trouble for it, why not?
2019-03-22 16:27
#117
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Romania Pooknezeu 
I think EE parents would join their children tho...
2019-03-22 17:21
omg i never told my parents i get high every day.... fuck man im living life with a lie
2019-03-22 18:04
#133
AdreN | 
Kazakhstan Aiomie 
You have taken it out of context, gj at being moron though.
2019-03-22 18:15
In easter europe there isnt bad advice There is bad advicers
2019-03-22 16:25
+1
2019-03-21 18:49
+1
2019-03-21 21:50
+1
2019-03-22 16:37
#2
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Sweden Zaser5 
say that it was your first time
2019-03-21 18:19
+9999999999999999999999999
2019-03-22 17:19
smoke with her
2019-03-21 18:20
Ikr my mom doesnt smoke but I even smoked whit her friends lmao
2019-03-21 18:25
yes but you're are a 3rd worder and its normal to do drugs in brazil
2019-03-21 19:25
Lmao go back to your Iogoslav slums, ill go back to my favela kkkkkkkk
2019-03-21 19:26
#63
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United States Jkhes 
lul
2019-03-21 19:30
I'd rather live in serbia than in brazil man, atleast it's not that much of a shithole KKKKK
2019-03-21 21:44
KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
2019-03-22 16:38
+1
2019-03-22 17:56
I smoked with my mum one time when she wanted to drink but we have no alcohol so i say i have something else and she is like fuck it because she is sad
2019-03-22 16:51
dude that sucks xD
2019-03-22 17:35
Fucking snitches man
2019-03-21 18:20
#16
BnTeT | 
Germany cucKing 
+1 i are hope it's his ex-friend
2019-03-21 18:22
lmao who the fuck snitches on their friends like that tell her the truth and try to convince her its not that bad as long as u dont become retarded then fuck ur friend up
2019-03-21 18:21
#13
tarik | 
Portugal dr1zz3n 
yeah, what a friend he has
2019-03-21 18:22
if you have a brain his friends mom probably gave him no choice than to tell on someone and that she would call their mom what should he have said? that some random guy who didnt smoke weed and make his parents think that he smokes? no they are kids and he did the right thing, they shouldnt be smoking weed when they are 15
2019-03-21 18:26
no are you a snitch? stop defending snitches edit: yeah ofc I don't agree with teenagers smoking but dont defend snitches
2019-03-21 18:32
#36
fnx | 
Japan madeintyo 
You are fuckin' pussy, I would beat your 'friend' ass for that shit
2019-03-21 18:34
#73
AdreN | 
Kazakhstan Aiomie 
expected from homosexual
2019-03-21 19:42
wow u damn gangster, u can be proud now
2019-03-21 18:21
Just tell her the truth, worked for me. She prob will be mad but if your honest about it she wont mind that much.
2019-03-21 18:21
#9
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Sweden mrarrogant 
lool, i bet ur the nice guy and therefor he pulled the "but mom, even answerthisifyouregay smokes weed"
2019-03-21 18:22
I used to lie about it all the time when I was 15 BUT now I'm 29 and I see there is really no point in lying and it only hurts your mom. So just tell her you love smoking it occasionally and you will keep doing it.
2019-03-21 18:22
weed in 2k19 LUL
2019-03-21 18:22
#18
ckN | 
Estonia ckN 
only heroine in 2019
2019-03-21 18:23
0/8 drugs are only for idiots with sad life
2019-03-21 18:48
How does having a sad live make u an idiot?
2019-03-21 21:52
that's not what he said. he said only idiots WITH sad lives do drugs.
2019-03-21 21:54
#86
ckN | 
Estonia ckN 
but i do drugs sometimes (not heroine and like that shit), may be 2-3 times in a year at big parties. Does that mean my life is sad? wtf
2019-03-22 16:22
yes
2019-03-22 17:56
yes because you feel the need to elevate your joy by means of mind destroying drugs. you don't have the happiness necessary to be responsible enough to not decimate your brain.
2019-03-22 23:31
#87
ckN | 
Estonia ckN 
actually you are idiot with sad life, 3k comments on hltv.org in 6 months, try to find friends , go outside sometimes
2019-03-22 16:24
#101
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France PowwneD 
I'm smoking weed everyday for 6 years now, I'm turning 22 this year and it didn't have that much impact on me. I I'm far from having a sad life, studying while earning 1k5 € per month, got many friends... Weed > Alcohol
2019-03-22 16:43
bruh even Bill Gates and Trump do heroin, its all the rage in 2k19
2019-03-22 17:21
tell her u know she sniffed cocaine of hltv user dick.
2019-03-21 18:22
#14
kennyS | 
France PaulST 
The truth probably. Tell her you're responsible and know what you're doing. But seriously, who snitches on their friends ???
2019-03-21 18:22
fake people
2019-03-21 18:25
unsless she didn´t smoke it and had sex with you, nobody cares
2019-03-21 18:24
friend dog who snitches
2019-03-21 18:27
pick two lmao
2019-03-21 18:36
#46
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Greece Phlebas117 
this comment is offensive to the dogs, who are far better friends than that traitor
2019-03-21 18:38
true, cant edit tho
2019-03-21 19:32
#65
cu | 
Brazil Portl4nd 
+1
2019-03-21 19:34
#21
SS | 
France ponche 
smoking weed how cringe
2019-03-21 18:24
#48
Aleksib | 
Finland Mitzu 
And how is it cringe in your opinion?
2019-03-21 18:45
#57
SS | 
France ponche 
What are the benefits of smoking weed? Or anything else?
2019-03-21 19:25
#67
kennyS | 
France PaulST 
Anti-stress, anti inflamatory, cancer fighting properties, prevents epilepsy, boosts libido, helps connect ideas and boost creative thoughts, relaxes, can be either uplifting/calming I agree smoking isn't the best way to consume it but you can't say there are no benefits.
2019-03-21 19:36
#102
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France PowwneD 
Also some illness can be less hard to live with when you consume weed, plate sclerosis, alzheimer, epilepsy and many more...
2019-03-22 16:45
weed in denmark kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
2019-03-21 18:26
I would say R.I.P. in pieces brother, he didn't reply to anyone. His mom banned him from HLTV as a punishment. F
2019-03-21 18:27
F Will have to check out the news reports from Denmark tomorrow. Hope she doesn't kill him.
2019-03-21 19:23
Its 2019. Just own up to it. Weed is becoming more socially acceptable. But I get that she would be pissed. Not to mention you're only 16.
2019-03-21 18:27
#28
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United States NA_POTHEAD 
Say u dont smoke lol ez
2019-03-21 18:28
#29
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Brazil Capi___ 
Tell the true... And this isn't a friend ...it's a snake
2019-03-21 18:28
#31
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United Kingdom oyyrofl 
Tell her you smoke weed, my mom found a bong under my bed when i was also 16, threw it away and never said a word
2019-03-21 18:31
#35
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Sweden swediztann3 
did you hide a bong under your bed? XD was it in some sort of a box or how did you hide the smell?
2019-03-21 18:33
#44
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United Kingdom oyyrofl 
To be fair it was a poor mans bong, like that wikihow.com/images/thumb/7/73/User-Compl.. I just kept it in a plastic bag lol, i didnt hide it there at all times tho, we were smoking with mates and i just hid there so we can use it the next day or the day after, but for my surprise when i went to grab it again it was gone
2019-03-21 18:44
#33
undead | 
Brazil retardd 
can u ship me ur weeds
2019-03-21 18:32
shitty friend then,
2019-03-21 18:33
You dead
2019-03-21 18:34
this is not a real friend and u should probably look for new friends. i never snitched on anyone.
2019-03-21 18:34
You should tell her, that your brain probably took some damage, since your frontal lobes are not fully developed, and that she should mentally prepare herself, to be in a position where she has to take care of her fully grown son. Tell her you're sorry, that you've learned your lesson, and that you won't touch it until you reach your 20's, because then it's less likely to leave any permanent damage. This is of course a bit exaggerated, but nonetheless true. Anyone with a heavy use of cannabis before their frontal lobes are fully developed (20+) are playing with fire. ^Literally the worst thing about weed, aside from triggering some mental disorders in some people (Who have family members with mental disorders, such as schizophrenia). And I could tell her about endless beneficient uses for it. If you're not fakeflagging, I suggest you look up/search for "Henrik Rindom". He is by far the most knowledgable person in the field, in Denmark. And he works with young people.
2019-03-21 18:38
smoke with her
2019-03-21 18:35
#42
f0rest | 
Bulgaria Uberw0w 
Ya know the rules. Snitches get stitches! But seriously just tell your mom the truth, you'll be in deeper shit if you lied.
2019-03-21 18:36
That weed is normal in Canada and that it less harmful on your body than alcohol
2019-03-21 18:37
#103
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France PowwneD 
+1111111111111a
2019-03-22 16:46
#45
s1mple | 
Germany NatsuS 
Tell her it is a lie and you are a good boy.
2019-03-21 18:38
faceit
2019-03-21 18:41
lmao all these plebs falling for some copypasta lol
2019-03-21 18:48
#53
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France funKKush182 
It's fine if you're from Europe TBH It's not that frowned upon Europeans are more chill about this stuff
2019-03-21 18:51
Nice friends u have OMEGALUL
2019-03-21 18:52
Tbh it'll be fine no matter where your fine long term it might be unfortunate short term but long term will be fine she's still your mom and will get over it as for your friend you gotta tell him he did a shit thing because moms talk lol
2019-03-21 18:56
#61
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Czech Republic _s0 
u have a great friend idiot also u are fucked up if u keep illegal stuff in your mom's house
2019-03-21 19:29
Shit friend. I once had a friend like that...... It was the year 2015. I was 12 years old. I invited my friend over to spend the night. I decided we should sneak the whip cream out of the fridge and do the thing where you spray it into your mouth. I had never done that before.... My plan was perfect. I walked downstairs with a blanket around me, went to the fridge, grabbed the whipped cream, and put it in the blanket. Then I got a drink from the fridge, so that nobody would be suspicious, and went back upstairs. We both had a few squirts of whip cream, then I returned the cream to the fridge. Nobody caught us! The next morning, at breakfast, my friend randomly said FOR NO REASON, "It was Bubble's idea to get out the whipped cream and party all night." He sold me out for no reason.... I wasn't allowed to eat whipped cream for a few months :( (I am aware that this sounds like a child-friendly porno, but I can't figure out why)
2019-03-21 19:29
Snitch :(
2019-03-21 19:34
Very nice copy paste men I r8 it 8/8 men 👍👍
2019-03-21 19:36
#69
Other V5c 
smoke that good shit homie, don't worry about nothing
2019-03-21 19:38
#70
Poland joeb 
man with testosterone always tells the truth
2019-03-21 19:39
I always keep a little weed hidden in an obvious place, so if someone stumbles upon it, they will most likely stop searching for the real prima stuff, I have stashed away. Good stuff. Anyways tell the truth, convince them you are done. Then next time be smarter dude.
2019-03-21 19:39
name DEFINITELY checks out
2019-03-21 19:46
So she didnt find your stash , so just throw your sellout asshole friend under the bus
2019-03-21 19:46
it be ya own niggas smh
2019-03-21 19:50
#78
Fed | 
United States FBI_Agent 
name checks out - Agent Tom, Federal Bureau of Investigation
2019-03-21 19:50
#80
Davidp | 
Sweden meistr0 
Just roll a big one & sit yourself down at your couch & wait for her to come home & just light it up. 😎
2019-03-21 21:47
#81
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Netherlands DEJl 
Don't hide it in your home
2019-03-21 21:50
I wouldn't admit to it fully. Just say you smoked 1-2 times with him. There are some things parents don't need to know imo. I told my mom the same when she found out my best friend is smoking. She is super caring and would worry was to much etc
2019-03-21 21:50
#88
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Ukraine MoRoZyWoo 
0iq teenager with same nickname k1ll yourself
2019-03-22 16:24
Thanks. Will mot do advice Propobly fake
2019-03-22 16:26
tell her it was your first time say that it was the devil that tempted you
2019-03-22 16:25
weed is terrible kills lives repent my guy
2019-03-22 16:27
So does religion.
2019-03-22 16:38
lmao, just pretend to be a bitch and say ur depressed and you read online that it helps.
2019-03-22 16:28
dude just say duuuude relax 430 legalize it
2019-03-22 16:35
If she doesnt give it back. Call the police that your mom stole your weeds.
2019-03-22 16:38
hide the rest you have and tell her it you smoked all of it and youre done
2019-03-22 16:38
#104
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Asia MiloShapiro 
First tell ur friend why the fuck did he snitch. Then tell your mom the truth and that weed is harmless. If she wants you to stop accept her will
2019-03-22 16:49
were both 16 smoked for 1,5 years pick one
2019-03-22 16:51
whats wrong with that chilkdren theses days smoke from as young as 12
2019-03-22 17:03
#107
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Taiwan NewTaipei 
Tell the truth, lying is a worse option.
2019-03-22 16:57
Nice friend u got
2019-03-22 17:00
Your mom will be terrified and fearing for your life. You cannot talk of weed and how it feels at all. Take in her emotions and feelings at first, and only when you are through talking about the emotions this situation causes in her and you, then you can advance to talk of the pros and cons of weed. Now, fact is, weed incapacitates your mental acuity to some degree. It also only amplifies what you already feel inside yourself. It's not harmless, but it's not dangerous either. Take care man and keep yourself balanced and in check.
2019-03-22 17:12
#1 is very good decision If you lie your conscience will fok you from inside and when your mom finds out that you have lied to her it will be much fking worse
2019-03-22 17:14
You guys got baited by his name. You can comment, just don't answer the question. xD
2019-03-22 17:15
Dude, post this question on Reddit, and you will get some real advice. Dont ever ask these hoodlums and fartbrains on hltv.
2019-03-22 17:18
Wtf do u count how many times you smoke?
2019-03-22 17:18
on silver ranks no1 is really using utility so probably yea
2019-03-22 17:58
xddd ok.
2019-03-22 18:52
tell her you dont know what weed is
2019-03-22 17:21
Show dominance and sex her 😎😎😎
2019-03-22 17:55
#123
sergej | 
Finland jUPPE! 
The truth. That's the right way.
2019-03-22 17:57
smoke mid and ez
2019-03-22 17:57
#126
NEO | 
Ukraine s1v9mple 
Don't say anything and just give her some of your w33d
2019-03-22 17:58
#127
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Russia og_loc 
just don't tell her you're a Hunden fan and you'll be fine
2019-03-22 17:59
say that u r a pubg player she will understand
2019-03-22 18:01
tell her it helps you to get rid of your cocaine addiction.
2019-03-22 18:02
"Look at me im so cool i smoke weed lmao"
2019-03-22 18:02
I have lived multiple lifetimes on weed, son.
2019-03-23 19:20
#131
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North America Techno_Lover 
Nice, HLTV has become Quora.
2019-03-22 18:02
#134
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Germany notBaitland 
had no weed for 2 weeks because i try to stop. smoked every day etc. know after your thread im shaking because i want to smoke so bad..aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah fuuuuuuuuuuck
2019-03-22 18:30
Mooooooooooom, get out of my room !!!! 😡😡😡😡😡
2019-03-23 19:19
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