say that it was your first time
lmao who the fuck snitches on their friends like that
tell her the truth and try to convince her its not that bad as long as u dont become retarded
then fuck ur friend up
wow u damn gangster, u can be proud now
Just tell her the truth, worked for me. She prob will be mad but if your honest about it she wont mind that much.
lool, i bet ur the nice guy and therefor he pulled the "but mom, even answerthisifyouregay smokes weed"
I used to lie about it all the time when I was 15 BUT now I'm 29 and I see there is really no point in lying and it only hurts your mom.
So just tell her you love smoking it occasionally and you will keep doing it.
tell her u know she sniffed cocaine of hltv user dick.
The truth probably. Tell her you're responsible and know what you're doing.
But seriously, who snitches on their friends ???
unsless she didn´t smoke it and had sex with you, nobody cares
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I would say R.I.P. in pieces brother, he didn't reply to anyone. His mom banned him from HLTV as a punishment.
Its 2019. Just own up to it. Weed is becoming more socially acceptable. But I get that she would be pissed. Not to mention you're only 16.
Tell the true...
And this isn't a friend
...it's a snake
Tell her you smoke weed, my mom found a bong under my bed when i was also 16, threw it away and never said a word
this is not a real friend and u should probably look for new friends. i never snitched on anyone.
You should tell her, that your brain probably took some damage, since your frontal lobes are not fully developed, and that she should mentally prepare herself, to be in a position where she has to take care of her fully grown son. Tell her you're sorry, that you've learned your lesson, and that you won't touch it until you reach your 20's, because then it's less likely to leave any permanent damage.
This is of course a bit exaggerated, but nonetheless true. Anyone with a heavy use of cannabis before their frontal lobes are fully developed (20+) are playing with fire.
^Literally the worst thing about weed, aside from triggering some mental disorders in some people (Who have family members with mental disorders, such as schizophrenia). And I could tell her about endless beneficient uses for it. If you're not fakeflagging, I suggest you look up/search for "Henrik Rindom". He is by far the most knowledgable person in the field, in Denmark. And he works with young people.
Ya know the rules. Snitches get stitches! But seriously just tell your mom the truth, you'll be in deeper shit if you lied.
That weed is normal in Canada and that it less harmful on your body than alcohol
Tell her it is a lie and you are a good boy.
lmao all these plebs falling for some copypasta lol
It's fine if you're from Europe TBH
It's not that frowned upon
Europeans are more chill about this stuff
Nice friends u have OMEGALUL
Tbh it'll be fine no matter where your fine long term it might be unfortunate short term but long term will be fine she's still your mom and will get over it as for your friend you gotta tell him he did a shit thing because moms talk lol
u have a great friend idiot
also u are fucked up if u keep illegal stuff in your mom's house
Shit friend. I once had a friend like that......
It was the year 2015. I was 12 years old.
I invited my friend over to spend the night. I decided we should sneak the whip cream out of the fridge and do the thing where you spray it into your mouth. I had never done that before....
My plan was perfect. I walked downstairs with a blanket around me, went to the fridge, grabbed the whipped cream, and put it in the blanket. Then I got a drink from the fridge, so that nobody would be suspicious, and went back upstairs.
We both had a few squirts of whip cream, then I returned the cream to the fridge. Nobody caught us!
The next morning, at breakfast, my friend randomly said FOR NO REASON, "It was Bubble's idea to get out the whipped cream and party all night."
He sold me out for no reason....
I wasn't allowed to eat whipped cream for a few months :(
(I am aware that this sounds like a child-friendly porno, but I can't figure out why)
Very nice copy paste men I r8 it 8/8 men 👍👍
smoke that good shit homie, don't worry about nothing
man with testosterone always tells the truth
I always keep a little weed hidden in an obvious place, so if someone stumbles upon it, they will most likely stop searching for the real prima stuff, I have stashed away.
Anyways tell the truth, convince them you are done. Then next time be smarter dude.
So she didnt find your stash , so just throw your sellout asshole friend under the bus
name checks out
- Agent Tom,
Federal Bureau of Investigation
Just roll a big one & sit yourself down at your couch & wait for her to come home & just light it up.
Don't hide it in your home
I wouldn't admit to it fully.
Just say you smoked 1-2 times with him.
There are some things parents don't need to know imo.
I told my mom the same when she found out my best friend is smoking.
She is super caring and would worry was to much etc
0iq teenager with same nickname
tell her it was your first time
say that it was the devil that tempted you
weed is terrible kills lives repent my guy
lmao, just pretend to be a bitch and say ur depressed and you read online that it helps.
dude just say duuuude relax 430 legalize it
If she doesnt give it back. Call the police that your mom stole your weeds.
hide the rest you have and tell her it you smoked all of it and youre done
First tell ur friend why the fuck did he snitch. Then tell your mom the truth and that weed is harmless. If she wants you to stop accept her will
were both 16
smoked for 1,5 years
Tell the truth, lying is a worse option.
Your mom will be terrified and fearing for your life. You cannot talk of weed and how it feels at all. Take in her emotions and feelings at first, and only when you are through talking about the emotions this situation causes in her and you, then you can advance to talk of the pros and cons of weed.
Now, fact is, weed incapacitates your mental acuity to some degree. It also only amplifies what you already feel inside yourself. It's not harmless, but it's not dangerous either. Take care man and keep yourself balanced and in check.
#1 is very good decision
If you lie your conscience will fok you from inside and when your mom finds out that you have lied to her it will be much fking worse
You guys got baited by his name. You can comment, just don't answer the question. xD
Dude, post this question on Reddit, and you will get some real advice. Dont ever ask these hoodlums and fartbrains on hltv.
Wtf do u count how many times you smoke?
tell her you dont know what weed is
Show dominance and sex her 😎😎😎
The truth. That's the right way.
Don't say anything and just give her some of your w33d
just don't tell her you're a Hunden fan and you'll be fine
say that u r a pubg player she will understand
tell her it helps you to get rid of your cocaine addiction.
"Look at me im so cool i smoke weed lmao"
Nice, HLTV has become Quora.
had no weed for 2 weeks because i try to stop. smoked every day etc. know after your thread im shaking because i want to smoke so bad..aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah fuuuuuuuuuuck
Mooooooooooom, get out of my room !!!!