10. The EU referendum was illegal because the Tories stole the election
9. Nicola Sturgeon posed with a copy of The Dandy.
8. We are ruled by lizard people from the lower levels of the fourth dimension.
7. MI5 agents were rude to JK Rowling on Twitter to discredit the cause of Scottish independence.
6. Are Militant Atheists Using Chemtrails to Poison the Angels in Heaven?
5. Barack Obama wasn’t born in America.
4. Harold Holt, Australian prime minister, didn’t drown.
3. The Pope killed Abraham Lincoln.
2. William Shakespeare didn’t write his plays.
1. ENCE major run wasn't actually a fluke