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2019-03-24 13:58
all the copypasta you know.
2019-03-24 13:59
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Poland PaleMale 
Ez for professional Finnish eSports organization ENCE eSports featuring Star AWPer Aleksi "allu" Jalli, IGL Aleksi "aleksib" Virolainen, Rising star Jere "sergej" Salo, All arounder Jani "aerial" Jussila and Support Sami "xseveN" Laasanen.
2019-03-24 14:00
+1
2019-03-24 14:01
Bot Allu
2019-03-24 14:01
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CIS bjornzz 
ence isn't fun anymore, people completely stopped posting copypastas wtf, #ez4ence
2019-03-24 14:01
2019-03-24 14:02
Northern lights flash in the sky. A blizzard blows, pelting on its way those too weak to withstand the fury of winter at its fullest. From the permafrost strikes a massive hand; the mythical giant once deemed dead off the coast of Italy now rises to life, regenerated, from Lappish soil. The time is due. Around the world, the word spreads. In Sweden, the best of the best cower in fear and lock themselves in the nearest IKEA retail store. The Brazilians run into the safety of the jungle, the Danes play dead in Legoland and the Slavs sprint crying to babushka’s warm embrace. Enceladus’s augurs are unleashed upon the scene. Aleksi “allu” Jalli hails from his journey spent in international teams. A man may leave Finland, but Finland never leaves a man. Once again, he picks up the green rifle, this time not for money or fame, but to smite all opposition in the name of Enceladus. Aleksi “aleksib” Virolainen leaves the fabled squad of HAVU to lead what we can finally describe as a Finnish superteam. Under his leadership shall the northern guns spit death and destruction upon foes who wail in their weakness. Jani “aerial” Jussila joins after the biggest transfer of the Finnish e-sport scene from his former team SuperJymy. No longer will he be the only stand-out player of his team, but instead, a vital ingredient of a chaotic cocktail made up of Finland’s finest. Jere “sergej” Salo thwarts all rumors of desperate Internet trolls trying to tell they know his parents who told him to stop playing. Oh, the humanity! Backed up by the forces at home, bursting from motivation like a wolf thirsting for blood, he returns to ravage everything in his path. Where skill rises to speak, experience sits silent and disciplined. Sami “xseveN” Laasanen fills the ranks from iGame, for what would the team be if they wouldn’t buy the best player from every other Finnish team? Vigilantly standing, supporting his teammates be the cause what it pleases to be, he will be the shield and sword his comrades need to achieve the ultimate. The warning has been given. The sky screams, the ground shakes and the oceans boil. ENCE is coming. #EZ4ENCE
2019-03-24 14:02
#8
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Finland Kosola22 
I skied uphill to the top of the tallest tunturi in Finland. At the top, I saw allu T-posing with the rest of the Finnish pride of CSGO team ENCE. I dropped to my knees and cried. xseveN began to spin faster and faster, and through my tears I saw the entire ENCE team float up into the sky. The last thing I heard was a distant "TORILLA...TAVATAAN"
2019-03-24 14:07
There is one with xseven . It goes like " with the power of heroine and aderal, he turns into ". Can't recall exactly
2019-03-24 14:10
ez4ence
2019-03-24 14:07
Kahvi mustana, Suomi valkoisena
2019-03-24 14:10
#12
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Indonesia FaZe_NEO 
Aleksib is tactical genius. He is most know of his signature tactic "going B, but then going A". He also has second little known tactic of " going A, but going A. What a absolute legend. Top 3 IGL 4 sure
2019-03-24 14:11
#17
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Poland bakusiell 
wtf, what's the story of this?
2019-03-24 14:37
#13
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Poland PaleMale 
alias "+aleksib" "say Go A" alias "-aleksib" "say_team Go B!!!" bind "X" "+aleksib"
2019-03-24 14:22
Did you know that Finnish country singer Kari Tapio used to be fucking great (one of the best in Finland) in de_Train 1.6 era. He even wrote a song about his domination in Train and that song is called Juna Kulkee (Train goes on). Rest in peace Kari. Finnish CS in de_train has never been the same after you passed away. Did you know that Ozzy Osbourne was so impressed about Kari Tapio's domination on De_Train that he decided to do remix of Kari Tapios "Juna Kulkee" song called Crazy train(which he pointed to the crazy era of Kari Tapio's domination on De_train. Hello! Sorry to bother you all, but I’m new to the CS:GO competitive scene. I’m just very curious why it seems there’s nothing that could challenge the Finnish esports organization that goes by the name “ENCE Esports”? Everything just seems to be so easy for them!
2019-03-24 14:24
Aleksi “allu” Jalli hails from his journey spent in international teams. A man may leave Finland, but Finland never leaves a man. Once again, he picks up the green rifle, this time not for money or fame, but to smite all opposition in the name of Enceladus. Aleksi “aleksib” Virolainen leaves the fabled squad of HAVU to lead what we can finally describe as a Finnish superteam. Under his leadership shall the northern guns spit death and destruction upon foes who wail in their weakness. Jani “aerial” Jussila joins after the biggest transfer of the Finnish e-sport scene from his former team SuperJymy. No longer will he be the only stand-out player of his team, but instead, a vital ingredient of a chaotic cocktail made up of Finland’s finest. Jere “sergej” Salo thwarts all rumors of desperate Internet trolls trying to tell they know his parents who told him to stop playing. Oh, the humanity! Backed up by the forces at home, bursting from motivation like a wolf thirsting for blood, he returns to ravage everything in his path. Where skill rises to speak, experience sits silent and disciplined. Sami “xseveN” Laasanen fills the ranks from iGame, for what would the team be if they wouldn’t buy the best player from every other Finnish team? Vigilantly standing, supporting his teammates be the cause what it pleases to be, he will be the shield and sword his comrades need to achieve the ultimate. The warning has been given. The sky screams, the ground shakes and the oceans boil. ENCE is coming. #EZ4ENCE
2019-03-24 14:28
#16
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Finland SininenMF 
He is Jussilas Jani from the northern country of Finland. The gym boy works on his reflexes and perfect spray as well as his body with which he makes women go wild. Legend says he is 9 inches
2019-03-24 14:33
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