I don't really have any embarrassing secret, perhaps one regret is that I trusted my friend over myself when it came to girls, talking and taking(or not taking hints).. mistake I didn't make twice.
that i use all day on hltv
HLTV users are the last people I would reveal my secrets to
my whole life kind of is an embarrassment tbh
I once ate a pineapple, please don't tell my family
I played for more than 8 years a kid game ( worst than minecraft hahahah )
I stopped now, but its keep on my supersecret topic, not even my gf know about it.
ive spent over £1000 gambling in csgo and tf2 combined (not even counting how much ive spent on
actually just buying skins)
and ive spent over £400 on hearthstone packs
and im only 16
i actually fap like 5 times a day sometimes and i dont plan on stopping
i fapped to hentai UwU
but actually im proud of it UwU
Anime lover <3 =^.^=
My secret embarrassment :
I know I'm about to fail.
I fail in trying not to fail.
I'm a total failure.
I can't think of anything right now but I do the same as you do, can't sleep when it's fully dark
i don't really have a lot of emotion so embarrassment rarely happens for me and its never a secret.
I'm 100% straight but i have a picture of me and another dude biting opposite ends of a banana peel on my phone. Other people might think that is embarrassing.
I already revealed this but what ever, I'm gonna keep saying it till it stops haunting me, this i wil bury to my grave, but anyway, I woke up next to my lovely dog, and one quircky thing about her is she literally can't stop licking shit, anyway at that time i was horny so i uh.. yeh, you get the point, anyway it only lasted for a second because of the guilt that rilled upon me, but still, it's shameful af and i'll never tell anyone irl.
i still dont have my driver’s license
I used to masturbate onto birds at a local park. Not a thing that I'm particularly proud of but I became quite good at it. I was taking zinc supplements so I was shooting massive loads and it became something of a sport to me. For anyone interested here is your best strategy. first, you need to find an isolated spot so you don't become a sex offender. I found a short kind of channel area where I saw the pigeons would congregate. Next, you arouse yourself. I was usually content with envisioning the occasional jogging lady coming over and taking a shit on my chest and that was enough to fuel the fire but if you're not as sexually charged as me just take some porn on the go. After you're good an horny, you get some bread. My pigeons preferred white bread but healthier birds might have a taste for honey wheat or maybe even multigrain. Fat, unhealthy birds are slower and easier to hit so remember that. Once you are seated on the bench and ready to do the deed, whip your roosevelt out and scatter bread out within a few feet of you. use your judgement based on how far you know you can cum. I was a lonely and depraved soul who could hit targets the size of a thimble at distances up to 4 feet. You wait for the pigeons to begin eating and to get comfortable with your presence. At this point, you want to coo gently and talk sensually to them to gain their trust. Now you're finally ready to cum on your bird. This is a tough part because the rapid motion of masturbation is very frightening to the birds, so you have to be subtle. Once you master a technique, you simply wind it up and let it go, aiming depending on your past cumming experiences. I always came high so I would aim for the neck of the bird and catch it right in the face. It's an extremely satisfying and erotic feeling, seeing those birds reel around covered in cum and maybe even transporting it to other places in the city.
My pet rock died because I forgot to feed him.
Not my story but my friend took a shit in a pringles can because the bathroom where he was living was taken.