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Your embarrassing secret
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Pakistan ItsfuckingRAW 
I'll start : I leave a dim lamp on at night when I go to bed.
2019-04-01 00:31
#1
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Croatia mds818 
I don't really have any embarrassing secret, perhaps one regret is that I trusted my friend over myself when it came to girls, talking and taking(or not taking hints).. mistake I didn't make twice.
2019-04-01 00:33
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Pakistan ItsfuckingRAW 
He probably told you to say/do something embarrassing so he could steal her from you. Sorry friend.
2019-04-01 00:34
#40
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Croatia mds818 
Nah it was nothing like that, but to make one really long story as short as possible here's the thing When I approach some girl, im confident I don't have any problems or anything and im not really an idiot however I only approach girls which I find attractive by my own standards and those girls are rare as fuck(so not your typical night club sluts...) I approached one she speaks 7 languages looks pretty much 10/10(maybe 8/10 if we're realistic) liberal etc fills all my reqs. but after talking for some time(couple of days) we kinda went into argument I got pretty much launched away... Couple of months later me and that my friend walked her and one her friend home since her friend was pretty much dead drunk(we were at the party like 2 streets away from their houses), she invited me for a drink at the place where she's working(part time job while studying) and I was like alright I will see.. my friend kinda managed to get in my head and told me not to go how she was just trying to be nice towards me(which was not really the case)..(that was 3 years ago) Point being, I took an advice regarding the girl from an idiot who starts a conversation with a girl by having first 10 sentances with "I.. xyz" and forces politics and other nonsense into conversation with the person he randomly met in the club
2019-04-01 00:42
I got effed over like that too, sucks
2019-04-01 02:42
#81
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Croatia mds818 
yeah in a way depends how you take it but either way it was ages ago so who cares at this point
2019-04-01 14:00
#2
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Denmark firkant 
that i use all day on hltv
2019-04-01 00:33
#8
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United Kingdom alcaz4r 
when you should be spending it on english lessons
2019-04-01 00:35
#19
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Denmark firkant 
For what reason?
2019-04-01 00:37
#21
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United Kingdom alcaz4r 
just a joke about your london skills
2019-04-01 00:38
#22
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Denmark firkant 
oh ok got me there mens)))))
2019-04-01 00:39
#26
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United Kingdom alcaz4r 
jk bro, not as bad as some )))
2019-04-01 00:39
hi ( sory for bed london )
2019-04-01 00:41
#38
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United Kingdom alcaz4r 
yes
2019-04-01 00:41
wat ( sory one more )
2019-04-01 00:42
#51
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Denmark firkant 
yes
2019-04-01 00:55
HLTV users are the last people I would reveal my secrets to
2019-04-01 00:34
#10
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United Kingdom alcaz4r 
name checks out
2019-04-01 00:35
#12
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Ukraine EarthAintFlat 
Yes, Jonathan, this guy.
2019-04-01 00:35
wtf men((
2019-04-01 00:36
#18
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United Kingdom alcaz4r 
lmfaoooo
2019-04-01 00:37
#69
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Pakistan ItsfuckingRAW 
lmao
2019-04-01 01:44
#82
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Europe Sketchman 
300IQ joke lmao
2019-04-01 14:03
So much hatred, still so much inclusive?
2019-04-01 00:39
#6
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Portugal NabasKi 
my whole life kind of is an embarrassment tbh
2019-04-01 00:34
#11
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United Kingdom alcaz4r 
oof
2019-04-01 00:35
#14
PokeMon | 
United States Acetk 
but thats no secret
2019-04-01 00:36
#15
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Portugal NabasKi 
some of the reasons are
2019-04-01 00:36
I once ate a pineapple, please don't tell my family
2019-04-01 00:35
#9
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Brazil Haschera 
I played for more than 8 years a kid game ( worst than minecraft hahahah ) I stopped now, but its keep on my supersecret topic, not even my gf know about it.
2019-04-01 00:35
#17
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Portugal NabasKi 
roblox?
2019-04-01 00:37
#20
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Brazil Haschera 
Worst man ogiajsogasjio
2019-04-01 00:38
#28
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Portugal NabasKi 
what can possibly be worse than roblox
2019-04-01 00:40
#32
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Brazil Haschera 
thats my secret
2019-04-01 00:41
kogama?
2019-04-01 00:42
#45
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Brazil Haschera 
No hahaha
2019-04-01 00:44
bloody hell, you're deep in the habbit hole
2019-04-01 00:44
#48
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Brazil Haschera 
Yeah man, nobody can reach me
2019-04-01 00:45
#52
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Japan ToshikoSatoru 
Club Penguin ?
2019-04-01 00:55
#68
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Brazil Haschera 
No man, CP dont exist anymore :'(
2019-04-01 01:43
#84
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Lithuania Sealll 
CSGO?
2019-04-01 14:20
#86
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Brazil Haschera 
Not even close
2019-04-01 19:54
#16
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United Kingdom alcaz4r 
ive spent over £1000 gambling in csgo and tf2 combined (not even counting how much ive spent on actually just buying skins) and ive spent over £400 on hearthstone packs and im only 16 rip savings
2019-04-01 00:36
#24
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Brazil Haschera 
No problem for me o.O Its just mom money
2019-04-01 00:39
#85
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Lithuania Sealll 
Gift me a steam card for any amount you can men )))))
2019-04-01 14:20
#87
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Brazil Haschera 
hahaha no way
2019-04-01 19:55
Gift me a steam card for any amount you can men )))))
2019-04-01 00:40
#36
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United Kingdom alcaz4r 
bro i dont have any more money, thats why its bad men(((
2019-04-01 00:41
#65
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Pakistan ItsfuckingRAW 
wtf if you want to waste money just give it to me my friend
2019-04-01 01:41
#73
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United Kingdom alcaz4r 
i dont want to waste money but i was retarded kid men(((
2019-04-01 01:57
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North America r3ece 
i actually fap like 5 times a day sometimes and i dont plan on stopping
2019-04-01 00:39
#29
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Brazil Haschera 
You will have problems on sex, take care of yourself bro.
2019-04-01 00:40
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North America r3ece 
i dont do the sex anymore i just fap cuz afterwords i dont care about women anymore
2019-04-01 00:40
#37
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Brazil Haschera 
No bro, you will get your woman. I believe on you, lets go for the good life
2019-04-01 00:41
#27
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Argentina M4estre 
I have a curved penis.
2019-04-01 00:39
Frenulum is the reason
2019-04-01 00:41
#39
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Brazil Haschera 
You are completely normal
2019-04-01 00:42
Curved dick best dick
2019-04-01 01:47
i fapped to hentai UwU but actually im proud of it UwU ______________________________________ Anime lover <3 =^.^=
2019-04-01 00:41
#49
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Russia ViktorSteel 
I read animal lover first XD
2019-04-01 00:50
i think your name makes that not a secret.
2019-04-01 00:53
#54
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Japan ToshikoSatoru 
+1
2019-04-01 00:56
My secret embarrassment : I know I'm about to fail. I fail in trying not to fail. I'm a total failure.
2019-04-01 00:43
I like ***** porn
2019-04-01 00:44
#58
PokeMon | 
United States Acetk 
pedo? Racist? furry? either way nt jovik
2019-04-01 00:59
Over here, another one Jonathan!
2019-04-01 20:00
#46
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Germany zeolikk 
I can't think of anything right now but I do the same as you do, can't sleep when it's fully dark
2019-04-01 00:44
#63
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Pakistan ItsfuckingRAW 
ayy nightlight gang
2019-04-01 01:41
i don't really have a lot of emotion so embarrassment rarely happens for me and its never a secret. I'm 100% straight but i have a picture of me and another dude biting opposite ends of a banana peel on my phone. Other people might think that is embarrassing.
2019-04-01 00:55
#67
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Pakistan ItsfuckingRAW 
That's nothing wtf surely you have something embarrassing about yourself.
2019-04-01 01:43
where i live people openly talk about jerking off and show each other their favorite videos so I couldn't even say jerking off, which i don't think is weird. I never explored weird sexual stuff. Ensnarement was a feeling that disappeared while ago along with feelings like fear, excitement, and anxiety. I'm just grateful that i can still experience happiness and get thrilled by dangerous stuff at this point.
2019-04-01 02:37
#55
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France BOOBALECOQ 
I'm gay
2019-04-01 00:57
#56
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Japan ToshikoSatoru 
I already revealed this but what ever, I'm gonna keep saying it till it stops haunting me, this i wil bury to my grave, but anyway, I woke up next to my lovely dog, and one quircky thing about her is she literally can't stop licking shit, anyway at that time i was horny so i uh.. yeh, you get the point, anyway it only lasted for a second because of the guilt that rilled upon me, but still, it's shameful af and i'll never tell anyone irl.
2019-04-01 00:58
HAHAHSUYAHAHAHAHAHA
2019-04-01 00:58
no fucking way this is real
2019-04-01 01:00
#61
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Pakistan ItsfuckingRAW 
wtf
2019-04-01 01:39
#70
loli | 
United States credit 
HAHAHAHA
2019-04-01 01:44
i still dont have my driver’s license
2019-04-01 01:01
#62
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Pakistan ItsfuckingRAW 
Same here my Canadian friend. I haven't applied for my learners even though it's been 10 months since I was old enough to.
2019-04-01 01:40
where’s the LAMB SAUUUUUUCE
2019-04-01 01:41
#66
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Pakistan ItsfuckingRAW 
In NINOOOS kitchen.
2019-04-01 01:42
#72
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Netherlands vldpkha 
Same,I am 21 and i could have started at 16...
2019-04-01 01:49
#74
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Pakistan ItsfuckingRAW 
You live in the Netherlands and don't need it as much. I live in Australia and here cities are so huge that it's impossible to be an adult without a car.
2019-04-01 01:58
I used to masturbate onto birds at a local park. Not a thing that I'm particularly proud of but I became quite good at it. I was taking zinc supplements so I was shooting massive loads and it became something of a sport to me. For anyone interested here is your best strategy. first, you need to find an isolated spot so you don't become a sex offender. I found a short kind of channel area where I saw the pigeons would congregate. Next, you arouse yourself. I was usually content with envisioning the occasional jogging lady coming over and taking a shit on my chest and that was enough to fuel the fire but if you're not as sexually charged as me just take some porn on the go. After you're good an horny, you get some bread. My pigeons preferred white bread but healthier birds might have a taste for honey wheat or maybe even multigrain. Fat, unhealthy birds are slower and easier to hit so remember that. Once you are seated on the bench and ready to do the deed, whip your roosevelt out and scatter bread out within a few feet of you. use your judgement based on how far you know you can cum. I was a lonely and depraved soul who could hit targets the size of a thimble at distances up to 4 feet. You wait for the pigeons to begin eating and to get comfortable with your presence. At this point, you want to coo gently and talk sensually to them to gain their trust. Now you're finally ready to cum on your bird. This is a tough part because the rapid motion of masturbation is very frightening to the birds, so you have to be subtle. Once you master a technique, you simply wind it up and let it go, aiming depending on your past cumming experiences. I always came high so I would aim for the neck of the bird and catch it right in the face. It's an extremely satisfying and erotic feeling, seeing those birds reel around covered in cum and maybe even transporting it to other places in the city.
2019-04-01 02:47
#78
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Pakistan ItsfuckingRAW 
What the fuck
2019-04-01 03:14
Either way I haven't done it in years but every now and then I catch myself gazing wistfully at a flock of birds, mouth drooling and...
2019-04-01 03:15
good meme
2019-04-01 14:17
My pet rock died because I forgot to feed him.
2019-04-01 03:19
Not my story but my friend took a shit in a pringles can because the bathroom where he was living was taken.
2019-04-01 19:58
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