"20 year old threw kebab sauce at girlfriend - got scratches on his penis"
Bruh, the fuck.
They were arguing, he threw sauce at her & she got pissed and somehow scratched his penis really badly.
Never seen this before, but it is true, i looked it up, they even went to court at "Västmanland District Court" for this rofl.
Its an old story btw, from 2011, but i just discovered it.