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I will roast anything
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Germany TopTierHLTVuser 
Write something and I will roast it or you.
2019-04-18 14:15
Black ppl.
2019-04-18 14:16
#7
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Sweden newerth4nu 
outplayed
2019-04-18 14:17
#15
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Hungary HAWI 
LOL
2019-04-18 14:21
xaxaxa
2019-04-18 14:25
outstanding move
2019-04-18 14:27
xaxaxaxa
2019-04-18 14:27
LUL xaxaxaxax you destroyed him men))
2019-04-18 14:35
Catch me if you can is their favourite movie because its the only time a white guy gets chased instead of them.
2019-04-18 14:49
That roast is better than nothing, i guess.
2019-04-18 15:47
Can't bring anything better or I will most probably get banned for being a racist white supremacists.
2019-04-18 15:48
Haha, it's all good :D
2019-04-18 15:49
8/8
2019-04-18 16:26
KickFallen_ffs
2019-04-18 14:16
Too one sided nutrition didnt make his brain grow. Thats why most brazilians are.. Oh fuck I cant Jonathan E is holding me as hostage.
2019-04-18 14:22
TopTierHLTVuser
2019-04-18 14:16
TopTierHLTVuser
2019-04-18 14:16
#5
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Other delmaszm 
can you roast my meat
2019-04-18 14:16
There is nothing to roast.
2019-04-18 14:18
#56
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Poland dailyy 
but he wanted his meat roasted:(
2019-04-18 14:43
Tofu is not meat /Closed
2019-04-18 14:45
#62
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Poland dailyy 
/open u better roast his meat /close
2019-04-18 14:46
U first better Bring my BMW Back.
2019-04-18 14:49
#68
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Poland dailyy 
ur too poor for bmw XDD
2019-04-18 14:51
And ur too poor for anything. Thats why your polish.
2019-04-18 15:16
#141
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Poland dailyy 
thats why i clean toilets, to afford bmw:)
2019-04-18 16:00
I appreciate the honest Work :)
2019-04-18 16:01
#144
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Poland dailyy 
ty
2019-04-18 16:07
TopTierHLTVuser
2019-04-18 14:17
The fact that you wrote the same as most people in this thread goes to show how low your IQ is.
2019-04-18 14:19
hltv admins
2019-04-18 14:17
No wtf ,Jonathan E would probably rape me If I do.
2019-04-18 14:18
true
2019-04-18 14:20
#24
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Kyrgyzstan Anschluss 
"I will roast anything" title Reported for misleading title to Martin
2019-04-18 14:25
I don't wanna risk my life and the lifes of my family
2019-04-18 14:27
#38
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Kyrgyzstan Anschluss 
Reported for using such a username that doesn't represent what it claims
2019-04-18 14:28
#130
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Pakistan MeMeMeisteR2 
+1
2019-04-18 15:46
jonathan E i dare u
2019-04-18 14:18
Girls who like wearing chokers because the feel like it makes them look cute.
2019-04-18 14:20
They Just wanna show off to their other hoe friends how good they are at blowjobs.
2019-04-18 14:24
Is that all you can do? I'm kind of disappointed you went for the easy one.
2019-04-18 14:28
Alrighty ,maybe this? : They Just wanna show their abusive boyfriends where they need to choke in order to get the best results.
2019-04-18 14:32
That's better
2019-04-18 14:33
#28
halo | 
United States QastLe 
Guys who wear chokers? Edit:Ducking autocorrect!!
2019-04-18 14:27
Stop dodging topics faker >:(
2019-04-18 14:23
TopTierHLTVuser
2019-04-18 14:24
The fact that you wrote the same as most people in this thread goes to show how low your IQ is.
2019-04-18 14:24
Good that you realised your stupidity :) Your are on a good way to become mentally disabled instead of completely retarded.
2019-04-18 14:26
Good that you realised your stupidity :) Your are on a good way to become mentally disabled instead of completely retarded.
2019-04-18 14:26
Good that you realised your stupidity :) Your are on a good way to become mentally disabled instead of completely retarded.
2019-04-18 15:17
#131
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Pakistan MeMeMeisteR2 
Good that you realised your stupidity :) Your are on a good way to become mentally disabled instead of completely retarded.
2019-04-18 15:47
Good that you realised your stupidity :) Your are on a good way to become mentally disabled instead of completely retarded.
2019-04-18 16:04
#20
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Liechtenstein yppiL 
my dick
2019-04-18 14:24
How is it to be a woman xaxaxa
2019-04-18 14:36
#84
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Liechtenstein yppiL 
xaxaxaxa
2019-04-18 15:06
tibet
2019-04-18 14:25
chinese done that already
2019-04-18 15:42
#25
halo | 
United States QastLe 
5 year veteran coins stuck in silver
2019-04-18 14:26
I feel like i'm being attacked here :c
2019-04-18 14:26
#39
halo | 
United States QastLe 
I'm sorry. EU silver > NA gold though.
2019-04-18 14:28
#73
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Europe crosst 
Eu silver>na gays
2019-04-18 14:56
#75
halo | 
United States QastLe 
I do like them over me 😘
2019-04-18 14:57
#77
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Europe crosst 
yikes x10
2019-04-18 14:58
They have only one had ,so don't be disrespectful to them okay :>(
2019-04-18 14:28
my ex
2019-04-18 14:26
Left for superiour black dick.
2019-04-18 14:33
joke on you i left her cause she cheated(((
2019-04-18 14:40
Would've also cheated on you If I knew that your were french.
2019-04-18 14:42
why this toxic mens(((((
2019-04-18 14:43
#57
f0rest | 
Russia 1.6 FTW 
Why she cheated on u men
2019-04-18 14:44
Because she is named Melyssa
2019-04-18 14:46
#79
f0rest | 
Russia 1.6 FTW 
men they r girls they all sluts men chill men
2019-04-18 15:01
that's quite a bold statement
2019-04-18 15:02
#82
f0rest | 
Russia 1.6 FTW 
agree men)
2019-04-18 15:03
Your mother was also a girl ,does that make her a slut?
2019-04-18 15:06
Ofc lol
2019-04-18 15:29
Cant_Find_Girlfriend
2019-04-18 14:28
You can't find a girlfriend because you cant see in general with the small eyes of yours.
2019-04-18 14:38
IMPOSSIBRU
2019-04-18 15:43
Im fakeflagger nt
2019-04-18 15:44
In what country where you born then when you actually prefer to be Japanese instead of your nationality? Must be a complet shithole
2019-04-18 15:46
xddd thats n1
2019-04-18 15:48
#36
zonic | 
Poland Lookr 
roast gay people
2019-04-18 14:28
They are gay af
2019-04-18 14:29
#41
Czech Republic Wer_ 
Cringe thread admins close pls
2019-04-18 14:31
Your Mom gay lol
2019-04-18 14:32
#72
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Europe crosst 
+1 yikers
2019-04-18 14:55
#46
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Switzerland traumatix 
TopTierHLTVuser
2019-04-18 14:34
#49
LaimB | 
Lithuania Martis 
I'm not a jew, but you can still roast me
2019-04-18 14:36
Would rather be jewish than be a cuck lithuanian.
2019-04-18 14:39
#66
LaimB | 
Lithuania Martis 
Not your best tbh
2019-04-18 14:51
What was my best then? I am kinda getting bored tbh
2019-04-18 14:53
good one
2019-04-18 15:45
#127
LaimB | 
Lithuania Martis 
nice 2nd account
2019-04-18 15:45
Nice non existing history of your country LUL Pretty sad that almost almost all of your country's entire existence it was occupied by Russia.
2019-04-18 15:47
#137
LaimB | 
Lithuania Martis 
Lul, nice history knowledge
2019-04-18 15:48
damn my acc is one month younger, you think he thought that far? EDIT: I like Lithuania, the joke was just good
2019-04-18 15:49
#138
LaimB | 
Lithuania Martis 
Oh, no. He's not that smart
2019-04-18 15:49
TopTierHLTVuser
2019-04-18 14:45
avocadosatlaw
2019-04-18 14:46
Based on your replies and on the nickname itself, you're not Top tier HLTV user. Top tier HLTV users don't proclaim themselves as top tier, also you can't even roast yourself which means you don't have self-irony which pretty much sums up that you're not a top tier user.
2019-04-18 14:47
Well that's the self irony ,I am clearly not a TopTierHLTVuser. Thats why I am giving these replies.
2019-04-18 14:51
Glad that you admitted it 😎
2019-04-18 14:52
#71
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Europe crosst 
Your roasts are actually the most trash ive seen on hltv, expected from leftist german
2019-04-18 14:55
Can't go to hard cuz I don't wanna get banned.
2019-04-18 14:57
#76
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Europe crosst 
yeah expected from pussy 16yr old go disconnect from life plz thansk
2019-04-18 14:58
>says I am a Pussy >Is too scared to actually say "go commit suicide" How about you hang yourself? Maybe this will help to end your missery also called "Life"
2019-04-18 15:19
#102
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Europe crosst 
“missery” XD go install grammarly bro
2019-04-18 15:20
Ok.
2019-04-18 15:22
#107
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Europe crosst 
getting roasted on his own “i roast you” thread lmao what a gaf
2019-04-18 15:22
roast johnathan e.
2019-04-18 15:01
roast my waifu (Miho Nishizumi)
2019-04-18 15:03
How far are you from Killing yourself?
2019-04-18 15:07
anime is the only reason i still live
2019-04-18 15:08
Even the main character in animes dies.
2019-04-18 15:12
#85
allu | 
Finland neev_ 
pashabiceps u cant roast him my men))
2019-04-18 15:07
His english is as good as Germany in winning world wars.
2019-04-18 15:09
#90
allu | 
Finland neev_ 
uh, not that stronk as i thought it will be men
2019-04-18 15:10
Ye man but I can't fucking roast pasha hard. His heart is too big :(
2019-04-18 15:11
Roast some chicken bro
2019-04-18 15:07
2019-04-18 15:10
Usually when someone makes a thread such as this they are actually witty and know how to roast.
2019-04-18 15:11
I dont. I am just making this thread because I am bored af and I am ill. Feel free to close it If you want.
2019-04-18 15:13
jews wait a second
2019-04-18 15:13
Roast the TurBaconEpic ( youtu.be/7Xc5wIpUenQ) It's a bird in a bird in a bird in a bird in a bird in a pig. Damn I'm hungry now!
2019-04-18 15:17
Roast the Beef.
2019-04-18 15:17
From who?
2019-04-18 15:21
I wanted you to write Roast Beef But you didnt get it.
2019-04-18 15:22
Roast beef is very delicious yes.
2019-04-18 15:39
#104
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Spain Kaessar 
mibr
2019-04-18 15:21
0-9
2019-04-18 15:23
Trump sealed Earth's fate
2019-04-18 15:27
Anyone who actually believes that is either braindead or has been too much on tumblr.
2019-04-18 15:36
Do you think that global warming isn't related to human activity ?
2019-04-18 15:39
It is but everything Trump did in his 4 years of being a failure as a president won't seal the earth's fate because all can be reverted by the next president in no time. The americans just gotta vote the right person and not a brainlet who actually believes the chinese made the climate change up. If they don't then yes this will contribute to the extinction of the human race but guess they will figure that out when New York is under water.
2019-04-18 15:50
Hopefully they will But you're right, I know that saying "Trump sealed Earth's fate" is completly exaggerated
2019-04-18 15:54
Can you roast your sosig on my grille?
2019-04-18 15:28
Yes I can 😎😎
2019-04-18 15:29
wew I am the grille :(
2019-04-18 15:29
OK😎😎
2019-04-18 15:31
wew we roast your sosig on me WTF MENS ))) big useful! 😎😎
2019-04-18 15:46
Chicken
2019-04-18 15:30
#91
2019-04-18 15:31
TopTierHLTVuser
2019-04-18 15:37
Makes a thread about roasting anything and then uses the "😎" emoji
2019-04-18 15:38
Valve.
2019-04-18 16:21
TopTierHLTVuser
2019-04-18 16:24
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