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Spend 1 billion dollars in one day
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Vietnam comergod1 
If someone give you 1B USD and force you to spend it in 24 hours, what things will you spend on?
2019-04-19 15:46
Crack cocaine, smack and prostitutes😎 Edit: needles for free from the local pharmacy 😎😎
2019-04-19 15:47
#6
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Norway bruhfessor 
Build a wall between EU and UK
2019-04-19 15:49
Nah
2019-04-19 15:50
#9
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Norway bruhfessor 
We need to separate Ireland from North Ireland properly, otherwise there is already a sea
2019-04-19 15:50
+1 Irish genocide Gypos keep thieving
2019-04-19 15:51
#155
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Ireland sfinan 
-1 Tiocfaidh ár lá UP THE RA!
2019-04-19 19:35
#28
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Vietnam comergod1 
OK just 24 hours spend 1B on that thing then where can you get it?
2019-04-19 16:20
Simple Call to Charlie sheen😎
2019-04-19 17:37
#111
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African Union fgxnNn 
iam charlie sheen's daddy... i will spend that shit in 2hours
2019-04-19 18:40
#168
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Poland HTMFS 
Buy f1 team
2019-04-20 02:40
#2
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Denmark VeryEZ4EnceGuy 
Private bbj, private island with mansion, security, invest rest
2019-04-19 15:47
#34
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Vietnam comergod1 
It will take atleast 1 week to buy an island I promise
2019-04-19 16:24
Just deposit before
2019-04-19 16:25
Buy steam market place You mom gey
2019-04-19 15:48
Notre Dame
2019-04-19 15:48
+1 good men 👃👃👃
2019-04-19 15:49
#27
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Germany cucKing 
+1 mens))))
2019-04-19 16:18
buy a usa passport. some cars and very expensive houses at la after that sold all houses except one and live forever with money
2019-04-19 15:50
#13
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Kyrgyzstan Anschluss 
You can't buy it though
2019-04-19 15:51
#33
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Austria raicoon1337 
who said that ?
2019-04-19 16:24
#36
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Kyrgyzstan Anschluss 
Oh, why didn't everybody buy it then?
2019-04-19 16:25
#38
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Austria raicoon1337 
oh ur talking about the usa passport. Ok my fault.
2019-04-19 16:25
#41
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Kyrgyzstan Anschluss 
Yeah, no problem, mate. Valdirr probably thinks you can buy a US passport in dark-net lul
2019-04-19 16:27
#45
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Austria raicoon1337 
well you could do that :D
2019-04-19 16:30
#48
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Kyrgyzstan Anschluss 
And get your ass busted. Haha, more than a half of darn-net is scam and traps
2019-04-19 16:31
#54
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Austria raicoon1337 
+1
2019-04-19 16:33
yo i have a billion firstly for ukraine u need to donate 100$ in usa economy to get a passport lol
2019-04-19 16:51
#76
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Austria raicoon1337 
no
2019-04-19 16:52
#113
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Latvia BionicRick 
You can though. You can get an investor's visa, which will allow you to get citizenship (passport) after 5 years. Sooner if you get married to an American while living there.
2019-04-19 18:43
#116
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Kyrgyzstan Anschluss 
Weve got 1 day limit It obviously will take more than a day to get that passport
2019-04-19 18:45
#126
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Latvia BionicRick 
You could invest the money upfront, you'd have proof that you have done it, regardless how long the process of getting a visa might be. Not to mention money speeds things up, maybe you could do it in one day if you invest like $500m.
2019-04-19 18:51
#40
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Vietnam comergod1 
Something misunderstand here, you MUST spend 1B in 1 DAY, not just spend a few million and then live rich forever lol
2019-04-19 16:26
houses 200 house tho
2019-04-19 16:51
Stocks ofc
2019-04-19 15:51
#29
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Vietnam comergod1 
Financial transparency in 1 day?
2019-04-19 16:21
Already having some knowledge helps and I'm sure promising a good few million to an stock expert wouldn't hurt.
2019-04-19 19:08
> big parts of land > island > cars > gold > real estate
2019-04-19 15:51
#30
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Vietnam comergod1 
remember it's 1B in 1 day not 1B in 1 year, buying an island is not ez like buying a car, it takes time.
2019-04-19 16:22
You have 1B men))) you can get everything you want in 1 day money can buy time
2019-04-19 16:24
#46
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Brazil marcosopora 
lol +1
2019-04-19 16:31
#55
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Vietnam comergod1 
No you cannot men, island relate to national security and national mastery lol. If you can buy island just with money then China can buy all Asian islands I swear to my God
2019-04-19 16:34
Well you have to look up islands for sale men)) its easy to buy them
2019-04-19 16:35
#60
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Vietnam comergod1 
omg is it really ez to buy an island in europe? That's my bad sr we can't do it here
2019-04-19 16:36
money rules men))
2019-04-19 16:43
open a deposit lol I'll have even more money than this in a couple of years
2019-04-19 15:52
#20
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Brazil Waldemar H. 
gl with this world economy
2019-04-19 15:56
Lul if you withdraw the money in a 5-10 years period you only get profit
2019-04-19 15:57
#62
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Vietnam comergod1 
"deposit" /=/ "spend"
2019-04-19 16:40
You formulated it ambiguously
2019-04-19 16:51
#15
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Sweden Nokkeri 
Buy all the skins i've ever wanted. And then buy DLORES/Fire serps for the rest and sell it the day after = Ez cash
2019-04-19 15:52
casino - everything on black
2019-04-19 15:53
All on green pussy.
2019-04-19 15:55
+1
2019-04-19 16:05
Bitcoin Smartmoves.
2019-04-19 15:54
#19
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Denmark Twick_ 
Doge coin better
2019-04-19 15:56
#22
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Netherlands vldpkha 
Real Estate,Cars,Plane,Partying
2019-04-19 16:00
#23
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Indonesia edwardnauli91 
Build a Island, Bring AFRICA People to New Island & EDUCATE them in very WISE & GOOD WAY +1
2019-04-19 16:04
skins
2019-04-19 16:13
#31
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Vietnam comergod1 
Only click the item took you 1 week dude lol
2019-04-19 16:23
#26
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Ukraine Ukrainian_1 
CS:GO Premium
2019-04-19 16:15
0.77 billion gbp on the forex market 😎
2019-04-19 16:25
Exactly what I was thinking, I'd just buy another currency
2019-04-19 16:47
1billion usd wouldn’t do me much use
2019-04-19 19:30
#39
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France funKKush182 
Buy HLTV and delete it !
2019-04-19 16:25
#42
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Vietnam comergod1 
This page just worth 1 mil lol, what will you do with the rest 999 mil?
2019-04-19 16:28
Add this to your Hosts file and you do not need the $1B 127.0.0.1 hltv.org 127.0.0.1 www.hltv.org Or you could just stop coming here by not selecting the site.
2019-04-19 16:35
#68
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France funKKush182 
I was kidding obviously
2019-04-19 16:46
So am I. Why would anyone not want to go to HLTV
2019-04-19 17:04
#110
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France funKKush182 
Because its home to retards like you
2019-04-19 18:37
Wauw. A burn - I am petrified.
2019-04-19 19:36
#164
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France funKKush182 
Touche'
2019-04-19 22:06
#43
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France funKKush182 
Nothing ..i guess
2019-04-19 16:29
#44
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Brazil Collee 
I'd buy Neymar for Real Madrid, so they can win everything again And maybe device for mibr with the rest
2019-04-19 16:31
pute and crêpes with nutella
2019-04-19 16:31
I will just buy shares etc, you never said we couldn't invest it.
2019-04-19 16:32
Buy Stocks and sell them the next day
2019-04-19 16:32
#51
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Mongolia Sythapilla 
I will buy stock of Apple or Microsoft.
2019-04-19 16:33
#128
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Denmark firkant 
or Mastercard
2019-04-19 18:53
buy every single skin on market 😎😎😎
2019-04-19 16:33
Everything to charity, except for $10 mill to my bank account and a McLaren F1 for my drive way.
2019-04-19 16:33
#123
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Latvia BionicRick 
Charities tend to be extremely bad at utilizing money given to them. You'd be better off performing philanthropic acts yourself, but I guess that'd take more than 1 day.
2019-04-19 18:49
i will bet on Astralis with 1.1 odds and they gonna lose against m16r 16-2
2019-04-19 16:34
+1 xD
2019-04-19 16:46
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA made my day
2019-04-19 16:51
#59
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Netherlands HetIsPatat 
> Buy Bitcoin > Wait 24 hours > Sell Bitcoin Ez 1B, and probably some more, for the rest of my life 😎
2019-04-19 16:35
#66
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Vietnam comergod1 
Buy bitcoin Wait 24 hours Sell Bitcoin No one buy it Wait 1 year Buy 1 pizza with that whole bitcoin
2019-04-19 16:43
#109
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Netherlands HetIsPatat 
You think injecting 1B into Bitcoin would kill its price?? 😂
2019-04-19 18:06
#119
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Latvia BionicRick 
Large orders like that are done directly between peers, not on an exchange. If you were to market buy $1B worth of Bitcoin on a public exchange it'd literally spike the price by thousands of dollars. This works both ways, it'd absolutely crash the price if you tried to sell it the next day.
2019-04-19 18:46
#125
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Netherlands HetIsPatat 
There is no way a 1B buy order would drop the price with 99.8% in 24 hours.
2019-04-19 18:51
#131
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Latvia BionicRick 
A buy order wouldn't drop the price, it'd increase it. A lot of people would take this opportunity to sell high. When you come back the next day to sell $1B worth, that's when you would crash the price. Not only would it crash because of your huge order, it'd also crash because people would panic sell as the price plummets.
2019-04-19 18:54
#132
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Netherlands HetIsPatat 
That's why you sell into Tether and buy back the bottom, ez hundreds of millions $ 😎
2019-04-19 18:58
#134
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Latvia BionicRick 
That makes no sense, but I'd personally just leave like 80% in Bitcoin since it's the future of money anyway.
2019-04-19 19:00
#61
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Slovakia Zebko 
Buy houses, cars and gas stations, help poor people
2019-04-19 16:38
I will buy whole Astralis Org with RFRSH
2019-04-19 16:40
#64
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Europe Qaia 
buy s1mple
2019-04-19 16:41
Invest 100k in UK economy and get passport>buy mansion>rest deposit.
2019-04-19 16:42
Bet all of it on Astralis Match Winner and have .000001 odds and win 1000$ = ez profit now I have 1,001,000 $.
2019-04-19 16:50
Your math doesn't add up and also where did the rest go?
2019-04-19 17:04
Sorry it's supposedly 1,000,001,000. $
2019-04-19 17:22
Better :-) Also pretty cool to show that amount of faith in Astralis.
2019-04-19 17:29
Edit: 1,000,001,000 $
2019-04-19 17:21
rebuild notre dame
2019-04-19 16:52
Buy Mansion for every family member, buy everyone 2 cars that they want, buy 10 buildings in Belgrade so i can sell them later so i have money to live rest of my life.
2019-04-19 16:52
#99
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Netherlands Removed 
pretty sure you can buy belgrade for that money
2019-04-19 17:35
no u can't come on man...
2019-04-19 17:53
#79
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Other wtf_men 
I would spend the money for world peace mens))
2019-04-19 16:52
idiot
2019-04-19 16:55
#90
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Other wtf_men 
wtfmen
2019-04-19 17:10
#139
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Vietnam comergod1 
It can not make anything change man, too little money
2019-04-19 19:06
#158
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Other wtf_men 
no men vry mash money)) buy peace for all war men)
2019-04-19 19:44
I would rent a killer and let the good guy who gave me the money get killed so i dont have to spent all in one day
2019-04-19 16:54
#135
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Vietnam comergod1 
Imagine who can give you that much money can be kill easily? He must be Kim Jong Un or something like that
2019-04-19 19:01
kim is easy to kill he is not very fast
2019-04-19 21:55
#81
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Poland SK4DUUU 
Easy one- Properties, it would give me profit every month.
2019-04-19 16:55
idk mens)))) am idiot 😎😎😎
2019-04-19 16:55
real estate
2019-04-19 17:05
live fast die young
2019-04-19 17:08
#88
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Iceland LULTARES 
Buy 74718382631 dragon lores and 37828722 karambit blue gem
2019-04-19 17:11
#89
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Qatar gnathic 
roids
2019-04-19 17:10
#93
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United Kingdom bvipster 
id spend it on 1 billion dollars that I can keep
2019-04-19 17:21
I actually take back my post on #71. I'll just livebet it on Tyloo vs 5Power on 12-11 after that long pause with 3.8 odds on 5power and an obvious incoming matchfix for TyLUL typical asian matchfixing CS and get 3.8 Billion $ and buy myself a dog and dog food.
2019-04-19 17:25
#98
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Netherlands JimboR 
Rebuild Notre Dam OMEGALUL
2019-04-19 17:31
invest in stock market. then after that I'll get my pay out (just for a few hours). (you just said spend it...you never said that I can't get it back, technically I spend it :))
2019-04-19 17:45
#102
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India LodFresa 
Buy nukes and set it on few countries i dont like.
2019-04-19 17:51
#104
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Sweden ThorinEk 
Lego sets!
2019-04-19 17:53
donating to notre-damme ah no of corse not
2019-04-19 17:54
#106
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Moldova gay_retard 
open internet cafes with top pcs, open a good pc components shop in my country open trails for mtb and mtb rental good bike shops rest irrelevant
2019-04-19 17:56
Stock in various companies. Ez.
2019-04-19 17:58
1Billion worth in gold
2019-04-19 18:41
Sadly billions expensive shit can't be bought in less than 24h. For instance if I want to buy a 200 millions house, time for making papers is way longer.
2019-04-19 18:43
house cars trust fund
2019-04-19 18:44
Real estate ofc Buy 4000 houses or so, rent for $2000 per month. EZ 8 million dollars per month for the rest of my life
2019-04-19 18:45
#118
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Germany Pellinskii 
I would give it to the people and start a proletarian uprising
2019-04-19 18:46
+1
2019-04-19 18:49
#133
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Vietnam comergod1 
Communist directed
2019-04-19 18:59
#120
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Hungary HAS12 
buy a mac pro
2019-04-19 18:47
#141
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Vietnam comergod1 
Not enough, it worths 1,000,000,001 dollars rn
2019-04-19 19:09
1B$ i would buy a football club, maybe nba team, and a ton of top line cars ez. Sell the cars and watch as you say "see that club? Its mine" 😎
2019-04-19 18:48
Investing in sports teams is an iffy decision at best.
2019-04-19 19:03
But fun
2019-04-19 19:20
Losing everything is fun?
2019-04-19 19:24
#124
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Europe keNLey94 
make a bet on barcelona at home to odds 1.10
2019-04-19 18:49
#127
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Germany AP)) 
burn it
2019-04-19 18:53
#138
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Vietnam comergod1 
Make a big air pollution instantly
2019-04-19 19:03
buy real estates or company shares
2019-04-19 18:54
Put most of it on stock market investments.
2019-04-19 19:00
Buy bitcoin and sell it next day lmao
2019-04-19 19:03
Someone isn't an economist
2019-04-19 19:25
#142
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World 1rks 
csgo cases (and keys so i can open)
2019-04-19 19:10
Gold and sell the gold next day
2019-04-19 19:12
#144
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Spain dabehx 
1 Billion 1USD mcdonald's hamburgers
2019-04-19 19:14
is it allowed to just give it to someone else as a present?
2019-04-19 19:15
#146
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Sweden jakerr 
I would use that all to buy gold, diamonds and other stuff with value
2019-04-19 19:20
jewelry clothes cars mansions jets yachts and buy literally every single thing i wanted
2019-04-19 19:23
#151
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Canada mandydingo 
buy stocks
2019-04-19 19:25
get it to my bank account 😎🤔🤪
2019-04-19 19:33
Probably I would invest everything in the stock market/tesouro direto... Then I could win at least 5.6M for month without work...
2019-04-19 19:38
whatever i want men 😎
2019-04-19 19:37
Buy land in China ,India and certain african countrys. Buy passports for them and for the USA ,canada ,Switzerland and other countrys. Put factories on the Land -> profit. Buy Houses and cars.
2019-04-19 19:49
#160
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Finland M0FF3 
Stocks, properties, cars, yatchs, land, maybe gold and stuff
2019-04-19 19:52
Easy, I would just pay god half of the money if he makes everyday last for ever...
2019-04-19 19:52
Cars, cocaine, hookers, and a bet on astralis
2019-04-19 22:04
Pay all my crushes to do certain things with me, spend the rest on csgo skins Edit: bet all on navi beating tier 999 team so i get rid of the money
2019-04-19 22:07
#167
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Poland HTMFS 
Assassin many assassins
2019-04-20 02:39
id buy some slaves
2019-04-20 02:58
#171
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Germany zeolikk 
stocks
2019-04-20 02:58
gold?
2019-04-20 03:00
I would buy a Large popcorn at the movies. And i would be all out :( 😞
2019-04-20 03:00
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