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your dads job
broky | 
Latvia tragttutS 
My father is a civil engineer and manages a couple of concrete factories here. What does your father do for a living?
2019-04-20 21:21
he is a known DJ, making 32k a month
2019-04-20 21:22
#13
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Netherlands installwizard 
didnt know biledani had kids
2019-04-20 21:25
fucks over 100 girls a year
2019-04-21 23:04
Do you even know how many siblings you have?
2019-05-09 19:12
I think he works at a 7/11. He said he was gonna go there and get milk a few years ago and never came back, so I’m guessing he got a good paying job there
2019-04-20 21:22
#5
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Iceland fatboislim 
maybe they just have a huge selection of milk
2019-04-20 21:24
Maybe they had multiple types of milk so he couldn’t choose
2019-04-20 21:24
skincolour checks out
2019-04-20 21:25
Not really, if I was black why would my dad be getting milk, about 75% of African Americans are lactose intolerant
2019-04-20 21:27
#35
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United States NoKeTchup 
lol
2019-04-20 21:38
#43
s1mple | 
Germany NatsuS 
lul? only nerds have this
2019-04-20 21:42
exactly
2019-04-21 01:38
+1
2019-04-22 18:18
#118
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Europe Sketchman 
They are racist towards milk
2019-04-21 22:42
#100
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Europe porrasm 
good pay and can't afford milk? must be very expensive milk
2019-04-21 21:45
are you by chance darkened in your skin?
2019-04-23 03:29
train rail way electrician
2019-04-20 21:23
and my mom is nurse
2019-04-20 21:24
my dad has same job
2019-04-20 22:43
he is nurse?
2019-04-21 22:50
+1
2019-04-21 23:05
#154
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Liechtenstein yppiL 
Male nurses exist... Don't discriminate!
2019-04-21 23:23
#159
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Afghanistan sunnyleone 
+1
2019-04-21 23:38
No train way electrician mb who dont know how hltv workink
2019-04-25 12:15
Be an useless asshole
2019-04-20 21:24
#110
shox | 
Poland dGe_GoD 
He left you? Thats why you talking about him like that? XD
2019-04-21 22:39
Yeah, the mostly have that kind of behavior xD at least here in Brazil, we used to say that they left to buy cigarettes
2019-04-21 22:40
#115
shox | 
Poland dGe_GoD 
XDD Is that right that more than half kids in brazil live without fathers?
2019-04-21 22:41
Ofc not Lmao
2019-04-22 18:12
#227
RpK | 
France KepleR82b 
You really believed this? Omfg
2019-04-22 19:58
Not here anymore, but he was managing ice production on an industrial level. Does you dad ever talk about sand and that there is the beginning of a shortage?
2019-04-20 21:25
When I come back home he mainly complains about the logistics company (haulage) which employs the drivers for concrete mixer cars from eastern europe. I never heard about a shortage of sand but I will ask him when I go home for easter tomorrow
2019-04-20 21:30
It might not be a big issue yet so it may not be on his radar, but as I understand it is something about sand is not just sand. That the type you need for concrete can't be from dessert since it is not coarse as the sand you find at a beach, so with all the building projects going on in the world getting sand is not a easy(cheap) as it once was.
2019-04-20 23:00
#441
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Venezuela cubek 
Where do they get it from then? Isn't there loads of sand in the world? Does the sand that comes from the bottom of the sea works? I don't know why I care about this, but this is a genuine interest, I'm a bit curious.
2019-04-27 16:39
I think some of the sand they use is from anywhere but the desserts, so it dug out from current our prior seabeds, coastal areas that aren't covered by beach towels and likely also as part of what is dug out at gravel pits where they separate the gravel in different types. A futures source of sand could be the deposits created when the glaciers of Greenland melts away. Here is a bit of info I found: quora.com/Why-is-desert-sand-not-used-fo.. metso.com/showroom/construction/new-type..
2019-04-27 18:02
#455
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Venezuela cubek 
Yeah, I was going to ask why don't they just process the desert sand to make it suitable for construction? But then I read: "Everything seems bad, it is unlikely that even washing would render such a sand suitable for making strong concrete." It's incredible how much thought has been put into it to make stronger and long-lasting structures.
2019-04-27 20:21
Yes. Considering how one can pour some concrete for like a patio with hardly any skill, or that the ancient Romans used concrete it is really something. The downside is though that it is not exactly the most environmental friendly material, it takes lots of energy to make and it is not like there is much re-use for concrete when constructions gets replaced.
2019-04-27 20:29
#14
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Netherlands WitnessMe 
notary
2019-04-20 21:26
Fuck notaries
2019-04-21 22:35
#114
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Netherlands WitnessMe 
mad because my dad made millions?
2019-04-21 22:40
xd
2019-04-21 23:05
Notaries are like a thing of the middle ages in the 21st century. Unbelievably overpriced and there's no way round it.
2019-04-21 23:22
#161
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Netherlands WitnessMe 
They are the leason between government and citizens nothing outdated and middle aged about that
2019-04-21 23:57
#16
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United States fatburger 
he eats burger
2019-04-20 21:28
#344
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Netherlands RincoB 
Cannibal
2019-04-24 14:56
#17
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Poland Kagor 
Ex Police Officer
2019-04-20 21:28
jadłem z Twoim starym makowca kiedyś na pufie u niego
2019-04-20 22:42
#61
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Poland Kagor 
weird flex but ok
2019-04-20 22:48
#70
s1mple | 
Europe SQXZAF 
JP
2019-04-21 01:45
meeennn my father police too XDD
2019-04-27 18:22
#18
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Nepal bbxovsky 
DJ 32k/month
2019-04-20 21:28
armed security guard
2019-04-20 21:29
For celebrities or building?
2019-04-20 22:29
for railway station/trains which delivers rare stuff
2019-04-21 18:27
stfu faggot
2019-04-21 22:59
Ez report for edgy
2019-04-27 10:33
cringe, get a life bitch
2019-04-27 10:38
Still edgy. Are you 12 yet?
2019-04-27 10:38
are you in love with user stuttgart?
2019-04-27 10:40
imagine defending someone that is bragging on hltv about his dads occupation
2019-04-27 10:49
He is 12. Thinks I made this thread to brag and acts like civil engineer is an insanely high paid or hard job
2019-04-27 14:36
#20
s1mple | 
Germany NatsuS 
DJ 32k/month
2019-04-20 21:29
He's chef
2019-04-20 21:29
#26
Sosa | 
Europe wtfmen)) 
Chef at baguette factory ?
2019-04-20 21:31
xD no, in a restaurant
2019-04-20 21:32
#98
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Brazil k1mkeid 
do all french people work in restaurants?
2019-04-21 21:45
#309
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Kyrgyzstan Anschluss 
Yes. Chefs have to eat at the neighboorhood restaurant to keep the system working and money circling
2019-04-24 03:11
Farmer and also runs a store
2019-04-20 21:29
#71
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Finland User344 
flag checks out
2019-04-21 01:46
flags check out? Arent there farmers in USA AUSTRALIA FINLAND UK EUROPE ASIA? Or are u brain dead?
2019-04-21 21:23
#91
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Spain dabehx 
he's just braindead
2019-04-21 21:32
yeah I think so, buddy :)
2019-04-21 21:33
But you must be poor right ? Farmers in India don't get paid well I read.
2019-04-22 20:09
#241
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Other wtf_men 
He probably plays CS on the CCTV in his fathers store.
2019-04-22 20:18
wtf_men)))
2019-04-24 05:17
dont believe everything what media tells you.. Majority of Indians arent rich. We have commerical land and a store too.. We are pretty middle class but not poor.
2019-04-26 23:24
Not to be rude. But 99% of Indians live in poverty pretty much.
2019-04-27 17:17
99 percent dude? SWedistani brain no doubt
2019-05-02 02:35
200 million Muslims in India. 750k Muslims in Sweden.
2019-05-02 16:48
200 million out of how much? 1.25 billion? Nt retard kid.. WE still have them under control. Not swedistan where they are raping ur mums
2019-05-04 10:47
You can't control 5% of your population all of you are poor fucks. Shut up and live in you're shit hole where people shit on the streets and Pakistan nukes you.
2019-05-04 12:33
200 million is 5 percent of 1.25 billion. SWEDISTANI MATHS hahahaha... And they are controlled..... Aww cocky white master race.. getting their girls raped in street by migrants hahahahahhahahaa.. Get back to your mom's basement,
2019-05-05 00:29
First of all you control 5% of your people? HAHAHAHA That's why 99% live in poverty. The fun part of India is that they cry that Pakistan are terrorist and they have terrorist attacks every day. LMAO you guys have 100x times more attacks. In India 91,7% of the rapes get unreported. But by 100k people India has 6500 rapes while Sweden 3000. Even when 91,7% of the rapes are unreported you have twice as much rapes. You're women have no rights and your country is all around just a shit place. The fact that you even compare or even think about comparing Sweden to India shows that you have no knowledge and are retarded.
2019-05-05 15:43
i know you get your facts from LEFT WING OPERATED PAGES. As i said failed in maths and your girls getting raped in streets by goat lovers and you cry about Indian. Poor Racist with lotta freckles on his face. Hhahhaha Cry more swedistani germ
2019-05-05 23:34
Yea sad to see people with IQ under 80 coming to HLTV.
2019-05-06 17:11
yep You should think before giving a comment on HLTV.. You IQ might be in single digit.. Not sure about that
2019-05-09 16:38
+1
2019-04-22 19:21
#229
RpK | 
France KepleR82b 
His flag checks out
2019-04-22 20:01
Orthodontist
2019-04-20 21:30
Damn, your dad just reached my dream.
2019-04-20 22:33
Well good luck with that
2019-04-20 22:34
My dad is in Germany working as a Welder.
2019-04-20 21:34
And you are ?
2019-04-22 09:16
car mechanic
2019-04-22 18:09
#345
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Netherlands RincoB 
I think he meant "and you are from?" Because you specifically mentioned your dad working in Germany insisting you do not.
2019-04-24 14:58
Oh lmao sorry. We are from Serbia he works in Germany.
2019-04-24 16:39
#353
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Netherlands RincoB 
Oooh Serbia like Dusan Tadic :)
2019-04-24 18:51
yeye
2019-04-24 19:30
dj, 32k a month
2019-04-20 21:34
bus driver
2019-04-20 21:35
Mechanic
2019-04-20 21:36
my dad is an athlete, he ran away from home(((
2019-04-20 21:38
#40
s1mple | 
Germany NatsuS 
but he runs to buy cigarettes...good athletes dont do that
2019-04-20 21:40
XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
2019-04-22 19:21
which one? i have 2 dads xD
2019-04-20 21:38
Nice if you make 2 more you can attend next minor online quals
2019-04-24 05:20
#36
TaZ | 
Poland DoMo2115 
toilet cleaner
2019-04-20 21:38
#50
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Norway Nordavind 
Yeah mine is too
2019-04-20 22:33
same
2019-05-02 16:54
My father is a teacher in 1-9th grade. I could just include my mother as well, she is working at the Swedish Tax Authority.
2019-04-20 21:39
Lawyer
2019-04-20 21:39
#39
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Korea DubuDahyun 
professional dead person
2019-04-20 21:39
#155
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Liechtenstein yppiL 
damn how much does he make?
2019-04-21 23:25
20k jesus bucks per month 😎👍😎
2019-04-22 00:29
#259
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Japan yabuki_nako 
btw, izone > twice sry but true
2019-04-23 03:34
#262
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Korea DubuDahyun 
Izone are fans of twice Sry but true
2019-04-23 06:28
Missionary Household income of $24k annually 7 kids btw
2019-04-20 21:41
#53
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United States southamerican 
Dang
2019-04-20 22:34
#42
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Poland FriendlyPolak 
prison guard
2019-04-20 21:42
How life in polish prison? In finland its just sitting and sniffing farts
2019-04-22 19:51
pretty much the same here
2019-04-23 13:41
I dont know he went to the store to buy cigars and never came back.I wonder what did he look like?
2019-04-20 22:31
He is an author. He also translated English(James Joyce mostly) and Italian books to Turkish.
2019-04-20 22:32
#83
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Kyrgyzstan Anschluss 
My Uncle is an author too! He collects folktales and publishes them in english
2019-04-21 18:30
#165
ZywOo | 
Europe vacban 
You can be doxed now
2019-04-22 00:04
#204
ckN | 
India SinghSir 
He must be pretty famous then Can you name him ?
2019-04-22 18:50
Not so famous actually... I don't want to name him(in this website) , but if you want to learn that so much, try Google. He is the only Turk that translated "Finnegan's Wake".
2019-04-22 19:21
#255
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Brazil hrp_ 
Aylak Adam ? I think im wrong
2019-04-23 03:27
You are wrong.
2019-04-23 09:11
I think I may have found it, tho won't say the actual name, the first name has 4 letters and the second has 8 I think (at least the name on his online stuff)
2019-04-30 02:19
#48
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Norway Nordavind 
she cleans toilets
2019-04-20 22:33
'your dads job' "SHE cleans toilets"
2019-04-20 22:38
#57
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Norway Nordavind 
oh sorry mens didnt see it, he is in ekopiste because he was doing pullonkeräys after the valtio took his Toyota Corolla
2019-04-20 22:41
Fak sorry to hear this men((
2019-04-21 21:40
#144
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Norway Nordavind 
Life is rough sometimens((
2019-04-21 23:09
#106
aMi | 
Turkey thykeback 
LOL WTF hahahaa
2019-04-21 22:35
#51
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United States southamerican 
CBP officer ,$73,000 per year
2019-04-20 22:34
#55
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Germany zeolikk 
Well, nothing...
2019-04-20 22:39
My daddy is a sugar daddy.
2019-04-20 22:39
Being a sugar daddy isn't a job, it's sort of a hobby Being a sugar baby is a job
2019-04-21 01:27
#119
shox | 
Poland dGe_GoD 
Maybe hes both?
2019-04-21 22:43
That's a great business idea.
2019-04-21 22:45
#122
shox | 
Poland dGe_GoD 
Maybe i will try in the future menz
2019-04-21 22:46
I want to be sugar baby where do I apply?
2019-04-27 10:31
#59
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Finland v3tu 
Underground sound surveillance, long term deployment
2019-04-20 22:43
president
2019-04-21 01:29
One day he told me he was going for tobacco and since that day he never came back. I guess he works making cigars
2019-04-21 01:29
retired 😎
2019-04-21 01:43
#72
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Denmark ram0 
are you trying to flex? lol
2019-04-21 01:46
nice fan menns))😎😎😎😎
2019-04-23 17:29
Middle school teacher, he used to work at a company that made programs to help kids with maths and stuff (Ambrasoft) but after it got bought out by a giant corporate he preferred to work 5 days/week in front of the class
2019-04-21 01:47
#74
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Sweden HANNE$ 
DJ 32k/month
2019-04-21 01:50
He's dead
2019-04-21 01:50
#76
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Sweden Virr 
DJ 32k/month
2019-04-21 01:51
#77
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Germany Payynnkilla 
DJ 32k/month
2019-04-21 01:53
#79
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United States Pogger69 
professional csgo player
2019-04-21 01:56
HLTVer His name: Rosenbauer Bohm Lukas
2019-04-21 01:56
nt Aachen
2019-04-21 23:08
nt gachiBASS
2019-04-21 23:08
nt lxxl2
2019-04-21 23:09
He is working something like a train driver.
2019-04-21 02:08
My father works as a surgeon
2019-04-21 18:36
Smart mens))
2019-04-27 10:30
#85
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Denmark sexGOAT_69 
DJ 32k/month
2019-04-21 18:46
#86
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Brazil D1sco 
Lawyer for copyright stuff
2019-04-21 18:46
#103
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Brazil k1mkeid 
burgues
2019-04-21 21:47
#105
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Brazil D1sco 
everyone always assumes that but he doesn't as much money as other types of lawyers
2019-04-21 22:32
#140
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Sweden ThorinEk 
patentlawyers and similiar like him can make just as much money or even more right?
2019-04-21 23:06
#166
ZywOo | 
Europe vacban 
Scum of the earth
2019-04-22 00:05
+1.56
2019-04-23 06:58
#87
klown | 
Oceania 9fiesta 
construction worker 0.32$/month
2019-04-21 18:48
#108
aMi | 
Turkey thykeback 
flag check out xd
2019-04-21 22:36
#89
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Denmark firkant 
Selfmade CEO in big danish IT company
2019-04-21 21:26
#377
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Czech Republic realProkda 
I made him a CEO, stop lying
2019-04-27 09:52
#432
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Denmark firkant 
no u stop lying
2019-04-27 14:59
#440
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Czech Republic realProkda 
no u
2019-04-27 16:31
DJ 32k/month
2019-04-21 21:29
mind your own business
2019-04-21 21:34
Is asking questions illegal there?
2019-04-21 23:09
#95
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United States Fihdem_Kihdem 
Electrical Engineer, he designs read channels for hard drives. Ironcially he designs leading technology but basic things like two step authentication and checking voicemail trouble him.
2019-04-21 21:40
imagine flexing your fathers accomplishments on an anonymous csgo board kys hurensohn
2019-04-21 21:41
nt kiddo without dad
2019-04-23 17:54
"hurr durr guys whats ur dads job mine manages three factories btw and hes an engineer :)))))" I am right and u know it
2019-04-23 18:18
Well it's your choice if you decide to be triggered by this but alright mr mcdonalds worker
2019-04-23 21:44
im not triggered, I am just stating the facts. retard is flexing on hltv. you think he randomly started a thread about jobs and randomly mentioned his dad owns three factories? alright if you are the same kind of retard that would flex on a hltv forum then good for you toilet cleaner
2019-04-23 21:47
Using toilet cleaner as insult, laughing out loud. It's a respectable job, kid.
2019-04-23 22:38
he says, after trying to insult me with mcdonalds worker. okay, "kid". kys.
2019-04-23 22:40
#99
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Brazil k1mkeid 
truck driver and also oxygen seller
2019-04-21 21:45
My dad died from cancer when I was 14
2019-04-21 21:46
#121
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Bulgaria squezzi 
FeelsBadMan
2019-04-21 22:46
Don't be I am glad he's dead :)
2019-04-22 03:02
oh shit
2019-04-24 05:09
Wtf why?
2019-04-27 10:29
<3
2019-04-21 23:03
DJ 32k/month
2019-04-21 21:47
Banker. Mainly works with lending for green energy projects
2019-04-21 21:52
#109
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United States ClickHole 
DJ 32k/month
2019-04-21 22:37
#111
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Cambodia litdabber21 
he was architect
2019-04-21 22:39
#127
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Chile strong221 
<3
2019-04-21 22:53
Was? Calculated bearings wrong?
2019-04-27 10:29
#424
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Cambodia litdabber21 
nah he just die of bad heatlh not accident
2019-04-27 14:26
F
2019-04-27 15:46
He is car painter
2019-04-21 22:42
#123
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Bulgaria squezzi 
Classified He doesn't tell men)))
2019-04-21 22:47
Probably gigolo
2019-04-27 10:29
#408
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Bulgaria squezzi 
Probably :P
2019-04-27 10:59
University teacher in Industrial Engineering
2019-04-21 22:49
#126
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Chile strong221 
i want to be that :(
2019-04-21 22:53
#128
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Finland Nipanderi22 
idk some IT guy with like 5.5k wage/month
2019-04-21 22:55
#129
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Chile strong221 
he have his own company, he sell containers
2019-04-21 22:55
#130
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Denmark Stylepoint! 
Firefighter. :-)
2019-04-21 22:55
#375
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Liechtenstein mary69 
nice
2019-04-26 23:56
#131
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Ukraine dashbug 
Army engineer, sapper
2019-04-21 22:58
#156
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Liechtenstein yppiL 
Is he fighting in the east?
2019-04-21 23:27
#176
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Ukraine dashbug 
he is
2019-04-22 08:55
#178
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Liechtenstein yppiL 
gl to your dad mens
2019-04-22 09:04
What is sapper? I hope dad returns home safe and well
2019-04-27 10:28
#486
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Ukraine dashbug 
just google it,cant explain, thanks
2019-05-09 19:11
Yours dads clean my d*ck
2019-04-21 23:02
#136
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Sweden ThorinEk 
Accountant at the Swedish Board of Agriculture. Sometimes drills in butter, tests playground parks. May sound like a joke but it's true story men.
2019-04-21 23:04
#137
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Sweden meistr0 
Real estate agent.
2019-04-21 23:04
your dad is fredrik eklund?
2019-04-21 23:11
#150
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Sweden meistr0 
lol ^^ No. He works around EU, in Spain, France, Portugual etc & sells houses/apartments to Swedish/Norwegian/UK people
2019-04-21 23:12
Professor in information theory and a renowned researcher in fiber-optic communication.
2019-04-21 23:07
#149
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France funKKush182 
I have 2 dads
2019-04-21 23:11
#151
river | 
Argentina Tomaas 
Owns a company called cablevision, pretty known on my country
2019-04-21 23:13
cablevision? like for televisions? if yes i dont believe you since people in argentina cant afford that
2019-04-21 23:15
#277
river | 
Argentina Tomaas 
Flag checks out
2019-04-23 17:26
Dead
2019-04-21 23:28
#158
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Brazil camunguelo 
Police
2019-04-21 23:30
Dad is dead, I would give everything I have to see him for 5 mins. Never ever break his heart
2019-04-21 23:38
F
2019-04-27 10:27
My dad is president of the United States
2019-04-21 23:59
ALL HAIL ORANGE MAN
2019-04-21 23:59
#164
Rob4 | 
United States mook_ 
pornstar (johnny sins)
2019-04-22 00:03
Do you know ur mum?
2019-04-22 18:19
#301
Rob4 | 
United States mook_ 
no
2019-04-24 00:42
#167
ZywOo | 
Europe vacban 
Stay at home dad. Taking care of the kids
2019-04-22 00:06
#168
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Poland insomnia_ 
sailor
2019-04-22 00:09
#169
Rob4 | 
Sweden Zapid 
My dad works at a phone company called "Telenor" in scandinavia and he's a high ranked person there. What he does is selling sim-cards to customers and every month he takes a flight to our capital Stockholm to go into a meeting with some other high ranked persons and the CEO of Telenor. Also every month he take a flight to the factory that produces the sim-cards. Imo he has a pretty cool job since he has talked to alot of cool CEO:s of different companies both over the internet and in different mettings around the world (Volvo, Koenigsegg, Tesla etc).
2019-04-22 00:11
koenigsegg nothing special, volvo neither, tesla yes
2019-04-22 00:14
80 IQ albanian spotted
2019-04-22 18:19
retard, the koenigsegg factory is open for public and you can go and visit the founder himself. my friend did that, koenigsegg doesnt even hold that much value. its only a brand name. dumb beta male, nice threads about chest shaving LMFAO
2019-04-22 19:35
talking to CEO of a company that won't ever gain any profit meanwhile both companies have a great growth TESLA YES, GO ELON
2019-04-22 19:52
elaborate please. dumbass
2019-04-22 19:53
learn to bait pls, you are pathetic my last reply to u dog
2019-04-22 19:54
bait? im not a child like you, i dont devote my time on csgo like you do, playing video games and /or baiting on forums. hahahhah just look at your own profile biography "I Have been banned for (11) Times." this just strengthens my argument that you are indeed - a nolifer. go to school you dog, stop browsing hltv instead of going to school
2019-04-22 19:56
#209
ckN | 
India SinghSir 
My brother used to be a manager at Telenor, India Few years later, the company just closed all of its branches in our country leaving him jobless. He now runs a small cafe
2019-04-22 18:56
#367
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Norway PeteZz 
Classic mean Norwegian company :(
2019-04-25 12:32
Trying to flex your dads job on HLTV omegalul
2019-04-23 06:57
#294
Rob4 | 
Sweden Zapid 
Fun thing is I'm not flexing and he's from New Zealand like you, coincidence? Maybe
2019-04-23 20:16
<3
2019-04-24 04:59
#170
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Slovakia SamuelS 
My father is caring for old people at theyre house.
2019-04-22 00:12
Electrical/Electronic Engineering
2019-04-22 03:08
#177
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United States codgun 
Currently both an EMT and firefighter.
2019-04-22 09:01
#180
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Hungary TiboRr 
Company CEO
2019-04-22 09:07
#181
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Vietnam anhtuan0296 
My dad is a farmer, tomato and potato ftw 🤤
2019-04-22 09:09
My dad owns me
2019-04-22 18:12
I dont know/care
2019-04-22 18:13
Salesperson
2019-04-22 18:15
#188
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Turkey guduf 
kebab shop |:-}
2019-04-22 18:16
Works as portfolio manager in Nordea (scandinavian bank) - studied finance like myself. My mother works in a kindergarten.
2019-04-22 18:33
#193
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Poland dailyy 
DJ 32k/month
2019-04-22 18:34
fbi secret agent
2019-04-22 18:36
Dj 40k/month
2019-04-22 18:37
#196
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Denmark Skejzen 
President, United States of America.
2019-04-22 18:40
BARRON IS THAT YOU
2019-04-24 05:08
PE teacher 😥😥😩😩😤😤
2019-04-22 18:41
Pasha?
2019-04-27 10:26
#198
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Other Azs 
high school councilor, now retired
2019-04-22 18:42
Electricitian
2019-04-22 18:44
Used to work for a big danish bank and made around 46k dollars a month minus the bonusses. Now he invests in companies and is also chairman of the board and a board member in different companies
2019-04-22 18:44
#208
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Canada top_zozzle 
wtf bank for big pastries!!?!?!?!!?!?!??!?!!!?!??
2019-04-22 18:55
Exactly. Our currency is pastries so why wouldnt it be?
2019-04-22 19:22
#249
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Canada top_zozzle 
one cloudberry krone please
2019-04-22 20:44
#253
method | 
United States f0xes` 
+1
2019-04-23 03:19
Bill gates is also chairman youtube.com/watch?&v=08ZoRH8ZTKE
2019-04-22 19:28
Perfection
2019-04-22 19:59
#311
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Croatia gmchanger97 
I need to do my internship in same field.. ask him if there is any intern jobs.. board member for example or CEO/CFO
2019-04-24 03:14
Im sure he can find an internship as a CEO or CFO bro ;)
2019-04-24 17:42
Comandante (Narco)
2019-04-22 18:44
#202
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Denmark Xipingu 
Alcoholic. At least the last time I saw him 19 years ago
2019-04-22 18:45
hahaha u from denmark or russia?
2019-04-22 19:53
#222
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Denmark Xipingu 
Denmark. xD
2019-04-22 19:54
Fucking your mom on the daily
2019-04-22 18:46
my dad can beat up your dad
2019-04-22 18:54
#240
ritch | 
United Kingdom Meffus 
No way! My old man is bad ass.
2019-04-22 20:18
NO my father fuck your mother
2019-04-25 12:17
#207
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Canada top_zozzle 
to be honest i have no clue.
2019-04-22 18:55
Same for my mother
2019-04-22 19:53
You never talk to your parents?
2019-04-27 10:26
Rarely with my father, we both are emotionally fucked. Last month i saw my mother and told her i was on prison holiday and that i get loved there every night, my cellmate is a gentle lover. She believed it. I have great genetics, now i know why im going crazy
2019-04-27 23:29
#221
kennyS | 
France PaulST 
Manages closers at Ubisoft
2019-04-22 19:53
i have no dad i never saw him
2019-04-22 19:57
HLTV mod
2019-04-22 20:05
#231
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United States goldentapes 
which one?
2019-04-22 20:07
#233
RpK | 
France KepleR82b 
Working as an engineer for a well known French automotive brand
2019-04-22 20:11
Idk :*(
2019-04-22 20:11
#237
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Canada TorontoSucks 
Male Escort.
2019-04-22 20:15
toilet cleaner
2019-04-22 20:18
#243
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Faroe Islands |imperator 
well known gay, making 300k/month
2019-04-22 20:20
Truck driver, just like me
2019-04-22 20:33
DJ 73k/month
2019-04-22 20:39
#252
method | 
United States f0xes` 
Being dead
2019-04-23 03:18
#254
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Brazil skazzi 
My father is a fucking unemployed.
2019-04-23 03:21
he is a ceo of a construction company down in florida
2019-04-23 03:28
All bloridans are crazy
2019-04-27 10:25
He isnt from florida though
2019-04-28 01:42
my father go out to buy a marlboro red and never came back
2019-04-23 03:30
#261
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Canada Deppan1 
father
2019-04-23 03:45
#263
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United States FlagMaster 
Dentist 😎😎😎
2019-04-23 06:36
Owns an accounting practice mens
2019-04-23 06:56
#267
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Korea Blueavian 
Father
2019-04-23 07:02
#268
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Slovakia baucek1 
csgo pro 😎😎
2019-04-23 07:03
#269
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African Union mikecool 
Looks after my grandparents these days
2019-04-23 07:16
my dad died in 2002
2019-04-23 09:12
F
2019-04-27 10:25
#275
rain | 
Norway Rogaland 
Driving ROV (Remotely operated underwater vehicle) in the North Sea
2019-04-23 13:45
Football player and my mom dances samba.
2019-04-23 13:53
idk he left me like 21 years ago feelsbadman
2019-04-23 17:30
And I guess you're 21 yo ?
2019-04-24 13:59
25 he said he was gonna buy todays papers
2019-04-26 12:04
Urgh...
2019-04-26 12:53
#280
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Indonesia fraus 
my dad works for the county doing maintenance.
2019-04-23 17:33
last time i saw him he said i am uselesss idiot and went to the liquor shop and didnt comeback
2019-04-23 17:35
ah shit here we go again
2019-04-23 17:49
My dad is a officer and typical communist lol. My mother is a music teacher.
2019-04-23 17:44
whos job?
2019-04-23 17:49
#285
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United Kingdom jellywank 
plumber, one time he went to work in london and his colleague was called mario. a plumber called mario.
2019-04-23 17:51
I’m surprised none of the many ignorants on HLTV bothered you. Many do not know that plumbers make mad dough in the UK.
2019-04-24 14:44
#347
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United Kingdom jellywank 
he didnt make that much because he didnt get much work but i was surprised to learn that other plumbers get a lot of money because he was always quite poor
2019-04-24 15:26
Sorry to hear that, all the best for the future.
2019-04-24 15:29
truck driver and alcoholic xd
2019-04-23 17:54
Computer software engineer and runs his own business, but i mainly see him playing overwatch sadly :(
2019-04-23 17:58
Get him to csgo wtf is overwatch a cuck game
2019-04-27 10:24
I dont have any
2019-04-23 18:07
#296
rain | 
Norway sofadage 
giggolo
2019-04-23 21:45
#306
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Europe trouble91 
Optician
2019-04-24 02:58
taxi
2019-04-24 03:01
#308
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Croatia gmchanger97 
My mom says my father is dosia but i never met him so.. pro csgo player
2019-04-24 03:08
my father's job is to leave me and disappear. hes pretty good at it.
2019-04-24 03:12
#313
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Japan FPS_Erra 
Manager of a healthcare center
2019-04-24 05:04
My dad is Jonathan E.
2019-04-24 05:05
#319
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Brazil PedroZNL 
Prosthetic.
2019-04-24 05:24
#321
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Moldova gay_retard 
not working anymore because due to health issues. He was working as a lawyer
2019-04-24 05:34
#322
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Vietnam comergod1 
Rice farmer and Rifler main AK-47
2019-04-24 05:34
Part time DJ 16k/ month Part time pizza cook
2019-04-24 05:45
#326
g0d | 
Brazil L4x @.@ 
Mechanical Engineer at GM
2019-04-24 06:03
owner of big super market
2019-04-24 06:07
DJ 32k/month
2019-04-24 06:13
President of USA
2019-04-24 13:43
Valve
2019-04-24 13:45
#417
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India Noobdian1 
Name checks out
2019-04-27 13:30
yes
2019-04-27 14:22
my dad:Human rescource manager or IT specialist or Accountant but he only works now as a human rescource manager My Mom: music and German teacher
2019-04-24 13:56
Politics And he left my mother for a woman 23 years younger than him, typical politician
2019-04-24 13:58
Jesus
2019-04-24 18:53
Learn from your father
2019-04-27 10:23
She s your age?
2019-04-27 11:00
She's 15 years older than me There's more difference between my father and her than between her and me
2019-04-27 13:26
#342
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Norway vargvikernes 
teacher
2019-04-24 14:46
#346
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Asia BurjAlArab 
My father is a drug dealer, he earns a lot of money
2019-04-24 15:13
#416
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India Noobdian1 
Ok Mr Escobar
2019-04-27 13:30
#349
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Ukraine ksay 
unemployed
2019-04-24 15:30
and alcoholic?
2019-04-25 12:16
#368
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Ukraine ksay 
yes :)
2019-04-25 12:42
nice men
2019-04-25 12:57
#351
Sugar | 
Europe Daddy! 
Works at an insurance company.
2019-04-24 16:42
My mom is a psychologist My dad is a psychologist
2019-04-25 12:20
And you have sucidial thoughts?
2019-04-25 12:22
No
2019-04-25 12:24
Gastro surgeon in his own private practice.
2019-04-25 12:21
Pornstar and DJ
2019-04-25 12:25
#365
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Europe Quinxxx 
Hes currently busy fucking your mom
2019-04-25 12:25
DJ 32k/month
2019-04-25 12:26
This has to be the most underage discussion I've seen on here in a while. Who the fuck cares what your dad does? lmao they aren't your accomplishments and they mean nothing
2019-04-25 12:46
#372
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Australia tavalol 
idk hopefully dead
2019-04-26 12:05
Dj 32k
2019-04-27 09:58
retired
2019-04-27 10:12
He is a lawyer. Rip any guy that will try to date me
2019-04-27 10:23
I don't get the link.
2019-04-27 14:59
Very peculiar person and generally thinks nobody is good enough for anything.
2019-04-27 15:46
But what the link between RIP and lawyer
2019-04-27 17:14
he dead :(
2019-04-27 10:26
Suck big dick my boss, 100k (1 month)
2019-04-27 10:27
#393
.PhP | 
Slovakia janesick 
double agent on secret mission in Russia
2019-04-27 10:28
#399
KRIMZ | 
South Africa Cheppo 
My dad makes roof for houses in the villages with straws and mud, i always help him in the weekends
2019-04-27 10:31
Interesting Are they hard to make?
2019-04-27 10:35
#464
KRIMZ | 
South Africa Cheppo 
Not really but the technique it is quite hard too learn, the straws are fundation and need to have strong pattern to stay good together and then we put mud over it and let it dry in the sun. It becomes very solid, and it is very big in width so it blocks alot of sun and keeps the houses cool wich is very inportant here
2019-04-30 01:52
Dealing drugs
2019-04-27 10:57
#413
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Israel _69 
Dj 32k/month
2019-04-27 13:27
Pro CSGO Coach
2019-04-27 13:29
#415
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India Noobdian1 
Ok Mr sorensen
2019-04-27 13:29
#418
shrek | 
New Zealand is_love 
your dad is north's coach? rip
2019-04-27 13:31
Used to be coal miner (yes, it is still a thing these days, he was actually earning a quite lot as for Polish standards + retirement was after 25 years of working, big rent etc. but the job was hard and dangerous af), right now is bodyguard/watchman in some magazine complex
2019-04-27 13:35
#443
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Venezuela cubek 
I wonder, why was it dangerous though?
2019-04-27 16:43
Loads of accidents happen underground, some explosions of methane etc
2019-04-27 17:03
Airline pilot!
2019-04-27 13:40
#422
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Tunisia Yuri_Tarded 
Physics/chemistry high school teacher
2019-04-27 13:48
#425
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Brazil BrasCubas 
Prosecutor
2019-04-27 14:33
He works at ICA AB (biggest food retail chain in Sweden). He is the boss of the Quality/Import department in ICA HQ. He makes sure that all products are following the rules and laws when being imported from foreign countries and that the overall quality of the products is good.
2019-04-27 14:50
I don't know, I don't care.
2019-04-27 14:57
Retired. Used to be a teacher and a sports stadium manager.
2019-04-27 15:01
#434
yxo | 
Kyrgyzstan NeaRipS 
My dad has own company.That company help to send get visa to study in abroad,choose univeritet and get documents to enter that universitet My mom helping to mai dad
2019-04-27 15:03
my father is jedi knight
2019-04-27 15:04
Being dead. He is pretty dedicated at it, works there 24/7
2019-04-27 15:04
#442
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Venezuela cubek 
That's a very commited father you got there, mate!
2019-04-27 16:41
Yeah, right? A example of a man. (i was going to get in a tangent, but better not.)
2019-04-27 18:20
#444
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Turkey thebauglir 
He serve the great Turkish Land Forces
2019-04-27 16:44
Landmine remover
2019-04-27 16:48
my dad died almost 11 years ago :( he was an insurance salesman (selling general liability to big trucking companies)
2019-04-27 18:05
FeelsBadMan
2019-04-28 01:43
Welder works in Denmark
2019-04-27 18:06
Did he smuggle drugs there before supporting black market, has he ever robbed a defenceless grandma?
2019-04-27 23:31
No job, emerito, 2old
2019-04-27 18:10
only jews ask about dads job
2019-04-27 20:26
#462
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Poland Arknes 
Shift manager in printing house
2019-04-28 01:45
Dead for a decade by now
2019-04-28 02:08
#465
720 | 
Germany felixlulz 
retired pornstar
2019-04-30 01:54
#466
frozen | 
Slovakia S1W0 
Dj
2019-04-30 01:57
Corrections officer
2019-05-02 16:48
#471
ropz | 
Finland JoonaKrj 
Truck driver
2019-05-02 16:50
#473
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Brazil EZ4FURIA 
dead :(
2019-05-02 16:56
#474
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Brazil GoldZera 
a ghost :(
2019-05-02 17:05
#476
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Israel OrtegaCS 
Intel :DDD
2019-05-04 10:53
#479
NiKo | 
Finland RichKid 
He has a company and makes $40k/month.
2019-05-04 11:20
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