Fuck knowsss mann i ain't gay
things have to go wrong if you loose against "player x" and "player y" on LAN
(hint: Major Qualifier)
he SPRAYS them and he gets both kills
The big apple and snax is hungry
and he gets the flick unto xyp9x, lightning fast!!
It's the T side where they really struggle—
They’re just getting fired at
Its all up to fallen now 1 vs 4. 16-0 16-0 16-0 and thats it boys its a 16-0.
"Quick as lightning"
My bad I forgot the words preceding this
This is so smart, oh this huge
shat up u focking old fag
this is cruel and unusual punishment with out a doubt.
and he sees them now, straight headshot, they have no idea
kennyS, I will FUCK YOU UP!
1 - ez katka (PLAYER)
2 - I dont know what to say (PLAYER)
3 - fack (PLAYER)
4 - im feeling thank you (PLAYER)
5 - oh another one, oh the third, sweating bullets right now, and the ace! what is this? (CASTER)
6 - OH WHAT ARE U DOING!? THAT'S A CLUTCH! (CASTER)
7 - that smoke looks tantalizing.. (CASTER)
8 - They are all gonna burn, u see them burn , u see them burn oohhhhh (CASTER)
9 - Its like he is sitting in a helicopter, sniping people off the map (CASTER)
10 - OH WHAT A SICK SHOT, OH MY GOD! He is looking for the ace, just 7 bullets, going 1 on 1, there is 25 sec left, 6hp, cz, trapped in a corner, WHAT!! OHHHHHHHHHH! THE ACE! (CASTER)
we were fucked in the money
Not only does he spot him thank you very much
"Player X eyeyeyeeye PlayerXXXXXXXXXXXX PlayerXXXXX!!!!eleven!111!"
Hint: German caster, german Player
5 shots 5 kills, sorry ScreaM, I think he is better up than you are
HE'S GONNA GET THE QUAD KILL AND THE ACE
WHAT IS THIS?
he sprays them down for an ace.. are you kidding me <player> that's insane
[this one is kinda recent and easy]
Jermans, see ya in hell Jermans. Sieg heil motherfuckers
That smoke is tantaliiiiizing
Easy one for you:
Dupreeh is just sweating bullets.
the man the myth the baiter
He’s out of ammo, a knife is out... WHAT’S HAPPENING (player x) HES GETTING STABBED, HE GOES. WOAH
what are you doing thats not allowed!
Oh my god -player- are you kidding me!?
Oh ,,nick'' he waits, he waits, ,,nick'' is a master
[Player] has let them all pass... ONE, TWO THREEEEEEEEEE!! OOOOOOOOOOOOH JESUS THE LAST ONE ALIVE!
That's why you write this comment, yet for free? xaaaxaxaxaxaxaxa
1. No one bitttccchhhhh
2. Ehhhh, we came here to win
Big wrap around gank is gonna be the name of the game of iG. Who leads the way, I believe it should be Zhou. They're gonna cut for the shorter path. They storm up the river, patience from Zhou, waiting in the wake, Na'Vi's about to be caught. Oh there's the sleep, the surge, he catches everyone! Oh this could be a total disaster! Vacuum in, ravage on everyone, the blackhole as well. LightofHeaven, he turns it around, ravage as well, stolen by Dendi. ARE YOU KIDDING ME, THEY TURNED IT AROUND. 4 heroes dead, 5 heroes dead, Chuan trying to survive, Chuan's gonna go down. Puppey talked about the naga counter, it's lightofheaven with his bkb. They turned it around.
Coming back to that in a minute
keep sleeping on G2 or MIBR have the players and map pool to challenge Astralis
And the dream is real as he melts all 5. Mousesports are no more
Wait til' I go a hundred percent you fucking (n word with hard r)
"N word" pretty easy guess it
"player x on site, straight at his face. Doesn't hit the noscope, doesn't hit the headshot. OH MY GOD PLAYER X!"
hint: player x and the actual player has the same amount of syllables
"Great shot from [player]! That's almost mind-bending!"
Are those red bulls only for the commercials, or can you actually drink them?
ITS FROM THE UNIVERSE, ITS A DISASTAAAAAAAA
"fast play, very fast play and there it is! Oh my God [player]"
i was don't know this details
Not only is this man sexy, but also smart
shut up you old fucking faggot
Easy for you
"HE DOES SOMETHING!"
Not only does he spot him...thank you very much!
What is dis men??!?!?!!?!?!!?!!?!?
He does it again and again and again!
oh my god oh player X with three
four frags in four seconds
"THAT WAS A NO-SCOPE, IT WAS A NO-SCOPE"
ITS DONE! ITS DONE! HE DOESNT HAVE THE AMMO! HE'S HOLDING IT
He does it again, and again and again!
1 ) hp frog?
2 ) whos aug is this ?
And how do you come back from this?
your mother could go sleep in trash)))
"I was don't this details"
"ur mother could go sleep in garbage))"
"why you bully me everyone asking?"
"you'll prove it or I'll kill you"
its a twist indeed because liquid pick up a round in which they had no business winning
1. And (Team X) will close out map number one 16 to 11.
2. That is massive. (Player X), he's walking around and just walking in the (Player) wonderland. Ohhh it's a hat-trick of frags! he waited he waited he waited and then he finished off the job!
3. The defuse is already happening! (PLAYER X) ARE YOU KIDDING ME. He's gonna go for it they win the round! (Player X) picks up a triple and (Team Y) win it! WHAT!?
"The precision incision is coming, the precision incision is there, the Lannisters send their regards"
'WHAT HAS HE DONE THAT FOR?!?!?!' Good luck trying to figure it out, because that's HenryG in every game he casts.
its big banana and snax is hungry
AN ACE IN ONE ROUND
He's not done with this major yet!
WHAT THE FUCK IS THE BOT DOING HERE WHO LEFT?????? MY AK IS GONE!!!! WHAT THE FUCK SIMPLE YOU MOTHERFUCKING FUCK!!!!!!!
I can be a Aphrodite.
He got really small.
Did u just have an orgasm?
HOW DOES HE DO THIS! HOW DOES *player* DO THIS!
"Why is he not peeking, goes for the knife, oh my godness"
"What a flick coming in... HE IS TAPPING AWAY (player nick), GOING FOR NUMBER 12 (player nick)!!"
push it like like you will push your girlfriend
You have my respect, Stark!
Out in the open, doesnt matter ___ blind, hits that one and gets the follow up aswell, he's looking to make it happen again __ YOU'RE INVINCIBLE
"He Waited he waited he waited and then he finished off the job !"
"It’s their CT side where they really struggle... WHAAAT ?"
"player x" what the fucking fuck fuck fucking fuck
"We were money fucked, we were fucked in the money"
Dan "apEX" Madesclaire
you never used and never played any tournament to now so you can't affirms
OH MY GOD WHAT THE SHIT, PARDON MY FRENCH I APOLOGIZE BUT THAT SPRAY TRANSFER WAS THE MOST INSANE SPRAY TRANSFER I'VE EVER SEEN
one more to go and *insert nickname* gets them all
*Player* DOES IT AND HE DOES STAND UP! ICE COLD!
hes does it again and again
SAME ANGLE, SAME ANGLE! OH MY GOD
is he playing on a gameboy, [X]!?
what!! what!! what!! what!!
Your not my friend, your my brother my friend
OH [player] STOP BLOWING MY MIND
Flashed off....Deagle... works though, Limited vision limited weapon.....but doesn't even matter...............!!!!!
Give Player name and Caster name.
WHAT IN GOD'S NAME IS THAT FROM (player x)?! FORGET (player y), THAT'S A HERO PLAY!
The man I though who would go for contact play is suddenly last one alive................
Player name and Caster.
"That's a dangerous name" (referring to tonyblack)
"OOOH, *******, the fourth as well!" Guess commentator and player he talking about
tournament is not in priority
i told him exactly what to do because i knew whats the guy gonna fucking do
"Here it comes once again, first face is adreN, he's gonna hit the ground there, oh there is ****, JUMPING DOUBLE FROM ****. What is going on right now? How does he do this?"
Is this happens because we are from BULGARIA?! :()
If you don't know where player X is, he is behind you
"Oh my lungs I can't believe it"
Make some noise in this BIATCH
the first face is player b; hes gonna hit the ground; theres player a; OH WHAT!!?!?! THE JUMPING DOUBLE FROM player a!!!!!!! WHAT IS UH GOING ON RIGHT NOW! HOW DOES HE DO THIS!?!?!?!? player a HAS SAVED LUMINOSITY WITH THE AWP PLAY, UNTHINKABLE SCENES THERE ON THE B APARTMENTS! THEY NEEDED A HUGE PLAY, BUT THAT WAS SOMETHING IM NEVER GONNA SEE EVER AGAIN!
s1mple is too good for navi....
1. Here we go then x coming in the backlines takes down y all of a sudden its flipped around once again 2 versus 1 the world best player up against it to stay in the game theyre going for a fake defuse but x not taking the bait can he finish things off yes he can were going to overtime
2. Two for two and smoke will do
3. Are you kidding me picks it up right into the grand finals
4. In fact there going for a huge play "player" triple spray, runs trough the smoke in cpl.
'Oooh, doubles up, triples up! What is that? Thats criminal!'
2 shots 2 kills and OH (Player A) 3 shots 3 kills
The man, the myth the beast
Push it like it was your girlfriend
"The first face is AdreN."
god strats like go a but then go b or go b then go a
And they close it out right now
IS THIS HAPPENS BECAUSE WE ARE FROM BULGARIA?!?!?!
gl with this one, dont cheat
You deninitely don't want that. Whatever else happens, just take that little bit of pleasure from them... And they make it happen...
Wolf of wallstreet get's an ace
We killed the studio
1.! Magnifique in Marseilles!
2. Byali! BYALI!
3. Sit down in the bus boys! *nick* is taking you to school! And there's the wave!
4. *first name* yet to frag *last name* (this is a hard one. Clue - not a pro)
-Dead now of course (same match)
and now (player) is asked to do something very special- WHICH HE STARTS DOING, THAT'LL BE HIS HATTRICK FRAG, TWO HEADSHOTS INTO (enemy1) and (enemy2)! STILL ONLY THOUGH HAS 22 POINTS OF HEALTH, AGAINST A FULLY HEALTH (enemy3), WHO WILL LIE AND WAAAAIT! (player) delivers, and he makes it (playername) frags!
And [player] gets them all!
"They are trying to build pyramid but there is no more clay....!!!"
See you in hell germans. Sieg heil motherfuckers.
"he's walking around, and just walking in the snax wonderland!"
sunday roast, we’re talking yorkshire pudding, beef, chicken, everything
ROMANIA I LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Never pick cache against me motherfucker
This is a hard one
''i mean, it would be a miracle if they were allowed to get this bomb down at this point...''
19-0, hes already got one ace why not give him a second
I'm not crying, you'really crying. Shut up! Stop!
Has [Insert player name] even won an opening duel in this match?
give this man the awp and he will get results
It is wet dreams of orgasmic proportions. It deludes everyone. It has got more curves than Jessica's rabbits on steroids.
*player* what are u doing !! you've got to be kidding me , that's a clutch !
"We all know that this guy is unreal talent.... Can he put his talent to use?"
"Did 'x' just get VAC banned? (3s later) ...Whaaat?"
"Oh that is massive... And [player name]... IS WALKING AROUND!!!"
Just hit your fucking.... your first shots.. heh
if you dont win, you lose
that is porno time if i ever seen one
low hp as he goes back in with the awp
''He hit the roof, Oh no that's such a blunder! What's he done that for???'' -HenryG
Seriously..... no. Seriously? No. Seriously.........Noo
God forgives, **** doesn't
''X is going to get them all though! As he walks through, and inside of the smoke X team find eleven'' -Sadokist
Alone at the back of the B bombsite is hobbit with the AWP, that's not a great position especially when they still have that one molotov on twist, hobbit goes down twist with the AK he didn't even need the molotov, _ about to be shot in the back OH WHAT HE PICKS UP THE KILL ON DOSIA HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE, GOES FOR ANOTHER ONE HE LEGS HIM, _ WHAT A MONSTER
I'd like the game
but now we can truly say it is easy for ENCE
Are those Redbulls only for the commercials? Or can you actually drink them?
That dick i saw was kinda small
He waited, he waited, he waited, and then he finished off the job
Whats better than one apachehelicopter? TWO!! CHOO CHOO
*Hint: A swedish player*
x: niiiiceeeee "y" man
y: shut up you fucking old fag
x: fak..... hey guys....
'faaaaakkkk' from a mouseports player :)
OMG It's fckin ROULETTE IN ZIS GEIM??
This guy is insane! (don't know if quote is correct, from last major)
The final boss of csgo!
He has to go back! Stewie needs to land some shots! But look at the time! There's no time to plant the bomb!
They are talking about my One Taps
NA pro : How did you know he didn't have defuse kit?
X: I saw his butt!
The best fuckin team in history!!!
BUT HE DOESN'T NEED YOUR HELP ! THERE IS THE QUAD, AND THE ACE !
He's tapping away, as he's looking for number 12. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
Y: NiKo! Did you send rain into certain death so that you can destroy his streak? (Not accurate but this is it)
Z: One day, friberg went against s1mple.....
Give this man a pistol in gun rounds and I will be convinced...because G2 certainly has to be convinced.
Guess player and Caster.
" He might be X but he is not stupid..!!!"
This is off cs, a banter between a donator and a cs go streamer:
X: Hey brote is X here remember we go to bollywood together (donation message)
Y: (after reading) ....yaya! Bollywood yeah yeah we're gonna make a rap career together dude. Me you man. I'm waiting. You told I'll get lot of money, bitches and.........cars, I don't know.......Stop eating dude! I know you're eating some shit!
Guess X and Y.
WHAAAT ?? OMG INHUMAN REACTIONS - this is easy :D :D
Especialy CT site in they better site on t site they are really struggle .... WHAAAAT ? IS THIS REAL ? - Gues a Player where casters do this reactions
Give this man a AWP and he will give you a Results - Gues player or Caster who talk this
You **** You wanna 1v1 these guys ? .... EASY - Gues a Player in ****
How have they done that ? They came back all the way , all the way !
it's easy to pick up a kill with MAG-7! JUMPSHOT! COLDZERA I CAN JUMP TOO! pasha takes down FalleN!
DOESN'T HIT THE NOSCOPE, DOESN'T HIT THE PISTOL
• There’s the first shot, there’s the second, does he have time to make it? He does more than enough.
•What a flick coming there, [player] gets another headshot, he’s tapping away, [player] can be so it again he’s up to 11 and looking from number 12,, are you kidding me [player].
pleasure playing with you dumas
oh my goodness what is this *name* is an absolute monster!
No one has ever done that in the history of DOOOTA
..but is the *weapon* really gonna be useful from this position? Sure if they boost up like he's expecting, but...if they get in to the bomb site and hey are walking in right now, he's looking for the shot here, you can see a couple of faces, well there is the one kill! That's a good start here, but they are challenging him, they are fighting him, they are not scared! *name*!! OOOHH! He gets all three kills!! Looking for more! It's a quad!! It's the ace!!! *name* shutting it down!! And it's 14 to seven!
“Tizian taking the shot and hiding...oh what?”
“That’s a very nice shot from him...Gade what are you doing?”
"What in gods name is that from _____ ?!"
OOOooH my gOD RAIN WHAT ARE HE DOING' WAAW RAIN..
Who gives a shit, we're rich as fuck
Get out of the server yam