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How to better at CSGO
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Japan zerotsu 
Hello all, I have done investigation into CS:GO and our mental minds. And will provide deep analysis into how to improve ourselves. Firstly what I am discovered is the skill of people called "weebs" in the csgo is much higher compare to normals. So what does this mean? Well simple! Weebs have genes that enable them to quicker aim onto enemies compare to normals. This means they are going to kill more before dieing and will win more games. Now because we must test this theory out I played CS:GO while I was a normal boy for 1 week. I derank from MG2 (solo que) down to Nova 3. That is a drop of -3 Ranks which can lead to death of some players in this game. After the week is over, I now played as "weebs" and increase rank from Nova 3 to MGE. what is this mean? this mean I am +4 rank, leading me to love CS:GO more. So now the question is, how do I pretend to weeb and be better at CS:GO? Since the proof is here and also documented in many other resources online like other steam groups. (I can list some below) Firstly to pretend to be weeb you must change the followings: - Normal profile picture +Anime girl profile picture (more sexual = more awp aim) - Normal profile background +Anime background (more sexual = better spary control) - Normal steam groups +Anime groups (more sexual = better igl ) Optional: delete you normal friend, +anime friend/+weeb friend (anime frends ok, but weeb frend mean better 5 man performence men) weeb loadout: Main weapon: Awp 2nd weapon: deagle (if cannot deagle use scout) Stickers: Anime stickers or Perfect world capsule 1 stickers. (Foil/Holo = Better aim) reddit.com/r/csgo/comments/a96ecb/csgo_w.. Map pools: Dust 2. This is you bread and butter map now. If you play dust 2 with weeb profile you will easy win 88% of all game played. 12% loss because team no drop you awp. Optional: Mirage + Cache, you can also attempt to play on both these map but bonuses are minimal provided by weeb god. Last option: Inferno, inferno is ok for weeb, but no bonuses are provided by weeb power. Other maps are forbidden and will 100% mean lose. I hope you mens read this info and we all become glovbal offensive soon. If you are not global by next week I am ban you all. I will include my steam profile down below for study to you men )) TL:DR weeb = rankup sources: steamcommunity.com/groups/anime-mmr reddit.com/r/csgo/comments/a96ecb/csgo_w.. steamcommunity.com/id/codezerotsu/
2019-05-16 11:22
#1
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Japan zerotsu 
Thank all for reading this infomation men 😎
2019-05-16 11:22
#7
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Japan zerotsu 
Also dont afraid to ask question
2019-05-16 11:28
More detailed tl:dr please?
2019-05-16 11:33
#13
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Japan zerotsu 
ok :)) weeb is play better csgo than normal people. so if we pretend be weeb we will also steal they skill in csgo and uprank faster. +anime profile+dust2+awp/deagle = better at csgo. I have completed the math and is proven to effective.
2019-05-16 11:37
maybe that's because actual weebs happen to have higher iq than normies, therefore they are better at cs?
2019-05-16 12:18
#33
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Japan zerotsu 
what is weeb IQ? I need to document this down
2019-05-16 12:23
thank you for tl:dr mens
2019-05-16 16:32
#51
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Japan zerotsu 
no worry mens 😎
2019-05-16 19:09
only weapon awp? what if no awp/scout/deag???
2019-05-16 11:23
#4
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Japan zerotsu 
we yell team beri aku AWP!!!!/DROP AWP! 😎
2019-05-16 11:25
Ok
2019-05-16 11:24
#5
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Japan zerotsu 
If mibr is listen me they will #1 again. I done the study now we only need the subjects
2019-05-16 11:25
#27
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Japan zerotsu 
Hello after furthur research i have found fallen is weeb, but i think he is hide his weeb now. I think if he let out his weeb more mibr will become #1 again
2019-05-16 11:59
Nice men
2019-05-16 12:08
#6
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United States ferric 
Can confirm 100% Anytime I solo queue in a pug, it's that random weeb-ass kid that will headshot you. Almost as bad as playing vs Peruvians.
2019-05-16 11:28
#8
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Japan zerotsu 
Yes my friend, i notice this all time now. So i study this, I always ask myself why weeb is perform crazy at csgo. it is mental power from anime i think still not sure one day i will find the answer
2019-05-16 11:29
#9
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Finland hotguy2004 
all weebs i have played with and against sucked so badly tldr: weebs suck in real life and in games
2019-05-16 11:31
#10
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Japan zerotsu 
Interesting I will add this to my studies. I see american upstairs comment is true 100% but you finland man say no true, maybe i think europe weeb is low quality content and do not know of how to weeb, i think its like this.
2019-05-16 11:33
#12
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Finland hotguy2004 
he is just bad player, his flag checks out im rekting weebs all the time
2019-05-16 11:36
#14
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Japan zerotsu 
ok now are you weeb ? how can normal person beat weeb?
2019-05-16 11:38
#15
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Finland hotguy2004 
because weebs are low self esteem virgin betas who cant defeat anyone anywhere
2019-05-16 11:39
#16
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Japan zerotsu 
i think you have skill from ence men, normal people not able beat weeb in csgo maybe normal people can beat low weeb but high level weeb is very strong low level weeb = weeb in match making high level weeb = scream (look scream no longer weeb so he drop off skill lately, we was very good when always weeb profile and names like saiyanjin and have anime phone case)
2019-05-16 11:41
#18
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Finland hotguy2004 
why is there always atleast one weeb in every match who is always bottom fragging 😎
2019-05-16 11:43
#21
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Japan zerotsu 
weebs either top frag or bottom frag never in the middle 😎this is why friendd
2019-05-16 11:45
so your not a weeb.... Sure Kappa
2019-05-16 11:42
#19
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Japan zerotsu 
I will not lie i am starting to love this life of winning all the time, but i will persevere my freidn! I pray i will not become 100%.
2019-05-16 11:44
sure Kappa
2019-05-16 11:45
#22
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Japan zerotsu 
i think you can try this please for research, look old scream = big weeb = top player. but now he is subtle weeb = no more top player. I think is is another example of 100% weeb = 1 tap 75% = 1 tap sometimes only
2019-05-16 11:46
ok but what about s1mple
2019-05-16 11:48
he not a weeb so what Kappa
2019-05-16 11:50
#26
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Japan zerotsu 
please read #25 men
2019-05-16 11:54
#25
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Japan zerotsu 
he is weeb. osu + listen weeb music and say anime lines on stream my friend. old photo but here gyazo.com/a4879bc6652a166f1a2db0771d2316.. hltv.org/forums/threads/1788103/pros-who.. you can google "s1mple weeb" and it shock many of normal people
2019-05-16 11:52
k but what about kennyS Kappa
2019-05-16 12:01
he was never good thats it.
2019-05-16 12:11
ok newfag
2019-05-16 12:28
#36
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Japan zerotsu 
I can not find out if KennyS is weeb or note.
2019-05-16 12:30
Lul i followed cologne 2014 and i know that period he was never good just overrated
2019-05-16 14:04
#50
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Japan zerotsu 
I think he was good back in the day, he is now not so good like before but can maybe improve again another day in future
2019-05-16 19:09
#32
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Japan zerotsu 
KennyS I will investigate my frend
2019-05-16 12:22
Weebs at it again yikes
2019-05-16 12:29
#37
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Japan zerotsu 
Try it out for youself and see the results :))
2019-05-16 12:33
I only need the pro scene to see the results
2019-05-16 12:34
#40
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Japan zerotsu 
scream is weeb? fallen + s1mple all shown their love for anime and they are bestest when doing so.
2019-05-16 12:36
Wait are you saying if you watch dbz you are a weeb?
2019-05-16 12:39
#42
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Japan zerotsu 
anime? no im talking just on steam... but also outside of steam pros still show anime objects i remember scream even have anime phone case my friend
2019-05-16 12:40
Yes but scream has said multiple times that he tried watching them and the only thing he likes is dbz same with another pro but dont remember who
2019-05-16 12:42
How to better at English Yes mens))
2019-05-16 12:35
#43
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Japan zerotsu 
I speak 3.5 languages men )) English natives 1 language rest of the world 2-3 :))
2019-05-16 12:40
i speak 2 tho nt m8
2019-05-16 19:45
#62
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Japan zerotsu 
1 sentence broken spanish =/= not a language nt usa
2019-05-17 05:57
TL;DR to TL;DR?
2019-05-16 16:35
#68
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Japan zerotsu 
more weeb = more aim
2019-05-17 17:46
TL;DR to that?
2019-05-18 12:34
#80
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Japan zerotsu 
weebaim
2019-05-18 14:03
Uhh man seems like way too much text... Maybe TL;DR?
2019-05-18 14:43
youre not baiting anyone, just stop
2019-05-16 16:38
#49
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Japan zerotsu 
played 3 games top frag 2/3 today men.. prove it with facts brother
2019-05-16 19:08
#52
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Finland User344 
ban all weebs and isolate them to tristan da cunha.
2019-05-16 19:12
#53
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Japan zerotsu 
where is it?
2019-05-16 19:13
#59
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Finland User344 
middle of nowhere in ocean
2019-05-16 20:35
#61
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Japan zerotsu 
weebs can swim ez men 😎
2019-05-17 05:56
#63
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Finland User344 
wtf how you do mens???
2019-05-17 05:58
#64
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Japan zerotsu 
suck many air in your belly and float like dead fish 😎
2019-05-17 05:59
#66
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Finland User344 
like a bauwsss 😎😎😎😎
2019-05-17 06:00
#67
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Japan zerotsu 
how finlanders swim
2019-05-17 06:01
#69
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Finland User344 
jump in lake and pray to the omenamehu gods
2019-05-17 18:21
#90
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Japan zerotsu 
Never hear this god
2019-05-18 22:33
thanks for the info, ill make sure to use it
2019-05-16 19:14
#55
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Japan zerotsu 
no thank you men)) for read this info
2019-05-16 19:15
no thank you men)) for write this info
2019-05-16 19:16
#58
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Japan zerotsu 
Wtf why you so nice men))
2019-05-16 20:08
because you took the time to make this men))
2019-05-17 03:40
#65
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Japan zerotsu 
yep i try to respond to all my mens)) even if this late message
2019-05-17 06:00
#70
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United States kami917 
+1 Very accurate guide mens))
2019-05-17 18:24
#72
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Japan zerotsu 
Thanking you men))
2019-05-18 01:27
Good guide 😎
2019-05-17 18:32
Thank you and now I am back to silver :D
2019-05-18 01:31
#74
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Japan zerotsu 
no worrys men)) soon you will to be nova
2019-05-18 03:03
wtf did i read
2019-05-18 03:05
#76
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Japan zerotsu 
thank for reading mens))
2019-05-18 03:10
lmao I had a good laugh xD
2019-05-18 03:16
#78
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Japan zerotsu 
happy to make you happy 😎
2019-05-18 03:17
Good research, thanks to this topic I just ranked up from MG1 to GE in 1 match
2019-05-18 14:06
#82
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Japan zerotsu 
happy for always help men))
2019-05-18 14:08
I'm an otaku not a weeb. Not obsessed that much but does that count? Also fucking long thread.
2019-05-18 14:48
#85
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Japan zerotsu 
what is difference between a weeb and a otakus?? I dont know
2019-05-18 17:01
I know it seems stupid , but Otaku is a person who likes anime. Weeb mostly enjoys Japan culture and lowlife shit. But either ways your personality will change once you watched and enjoy anime.
2019-05-18 17:03
#87
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Japan zerotsu 
Ah okay I think i understand everything but not lowlife shit part
2019-05-18 17:05
Jk mehn)) also pls bump 3-5x on my HLTV users come here post.
2019-05-18 17:06
#89
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Japan zerotsu 
good bump but what you mean low life men)) ?? pls explain it i need to know for investigation
2019-05-18 17:08
#91
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Iceland LULTARES 
Ok
2019-05-18 22:33
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