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hltv help me slide into dms
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Korea BushDidAstralis 
so this chick is from my high school, I graduated last year, she is 2 classes below me so she is finishing her junior year. I don't slide into dms so I need help, how do I slide into her dms on insta? Do I use a cheesy pick up line or some master mind pick up line, only hltv knows
2019-05-18 21:30
#1
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Germany istheGOAT 
"hi"
2019-05-18 21:30
it doesnt work like that in the usa
2019-05-18 21:37
#10
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Germany istheGOAT 
leave usa
2019-05-18 21:37
hey, I was only asking for a way to slide into a dm, not to leave the country or not
2019-05-18 21:38
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Spain rmkx 
connect ffa.fragshack.eu best dm man
2019-05-18 21:30
#20
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Tunisia Respecc 
+1
2019-05-18 22:03
#33
KRIMZ | 
Romania moetxxx 
+1 also brutalcs good
2019-05-18 23:39
#3
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Denmark Twick_ 
M”lady
2019-05-18 21:30
Hey men))
2019-05-18 21:31
I dont think that would work
2019-05-18 21:36
"Hey women)) How you doing)"
2019-05-18 21:37
I dont think that strategy works
2019-05-18 21:37
trust me men, its how i met my wife)
2019-05-18 21:39
#17
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Austria raicoon1337 
Is she Russian?)) 😎
2019-05-18 22:01
ofc men, this is how she writes as well))
2019-05-18 23:38
#34
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Austria raicoon1337 
Ok nice. Have a great marriage with her))
2019-05-18 23:39
thanks men)
2019-05-18 23:41
does she even know you exist bro? friends?
2019-05-18 21:32
I actually never knew she existed until I added her, she might have seen me when I was in high school
2019-05-18 21:36
start by commenting on her stories bro but dot ask too many questions just small comments until she feels confortable talking to you
2019-05-18 22:02
wtf creep
2019-05-18 22:04
i mean dont comment every story obv but just comment and if it leads to a convo good
2019-05-18 22:06
#29
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United Kingdom XNL 
Creep.
2019-05-18 22:21
you turn my software into hardware.
2019-05-18 21:40
#15
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United States fatburger 
no men((((
2019-05-18 21:42
this one works every time
2019-05-18 22:13
+1 that's how i got my bf
2019-05-18 22:03
#30
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United States fatburger 
hold on now
2019-05-18 23:02
what men its 2019
2019-05-18 23:12
#36
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United States fatburger 
Good point
2019-05-18 23:57
Damn, smooth man
2019-05-19 21:21
#16
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Bulgaria Omaiguudnes 
Allo!! g00gl3 m3 D0GG!
2019-05-18 21:43
bulgarian is such a beautiful language
2019-05-18 22:13
#28
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Bulgaria Omaiguudnes 
google me d0g
2019-05-18 22:13
i spent 8 years in bulgaria and this translates to: "i fuked Jonathan E." (btw im a dj and make 32k/year)
2019-05-19 00:03
😎 😎 😎 hello mens))) wtf spacebar broken
2019-05-18 22:06
#24
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China Aachen 
"HLTV>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Reddit"
2019-05-18 22:07
#25
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Hungary mEZENCEphalon 
just sex her mens)))) 😎😎
2019-05-18 22:10
how i met my gf her 8th birthday is coming up soon 😎
2019-05-19 00:04
#41
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Hungary mEZENCEphalon 
wow congrats men))) 😎🎂🎂😋👍
2019-05-19 01:46
after we eat cake I'm gonna eat her ass
2019-05-19 20:21
#39
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United Kingdom Isquashua 
I litreally just said hi lol, and that worked.
2019-05-19 00:06
#40
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Colombia HachitaVidal 
Do the meme of permission to enter your dms maam. Friend of mine did it and got nudes later that night so
2019-05-19 00:07
just be a man go in like "ay baby girl wanna fuck" or "ey yo bitch wanna smash"
2019-05-19 01:49
#44
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India Noobdian1 
First send this 🐕 Then send "sorry my dog entered your dms"
2019-05-19 20:25
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