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Pimp is the worst analysts
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Brazil Official_HLTV_Baguette 
Literslly nothing is good. - Annoying accent - bad player - bad predictions - bad analyses Bring back ynk
2019-05-21 17:37
#1
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Slovakia MyTimeIsNow 
Yeah bcz you dont Like him they Will change him lol
2019-05-21 17:40
well said
2019-05-21 17:41
#27
s1mple | 
Europe Sam2k 
+1
2019-05-21 17:55
Never heard anyone who likes pimp. It's not just baguette.
2019-05-21 19:00
#52
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United States Jammin800k 
Your argument is really "0 people like pimp" lmao
2019-05-22 12:11
Oh, I presume some crayon-eaters like Pimp, I've just never seen anyone say it openly, so the majority don't from my experience.
2019-05-22 13:50
#59
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United States Jammin800k 
Obviously the majority do or he wouldnt have gotten the job in the first place
2019-05-22 22:07
No one likes Theresa May, she's still the Prime Minister.
2019-05-22 23:07
:( not so true
2019-05-22 23:09
What's not true? If you want to be pedantic, 90% of people don't like Theresa May.
2019-05-22 23:10
#64
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United States Jammin800k 
Shes actually affected peoples lives negatively on a pretty large scale, pimp hasnt. Try again.
2019-05-23 01:34
And that's completely irrelevant to what I'm saying.
2019-05-24 21:07
#70
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United States Jammin800k 
First of all the scale is no where the same 2nd of all people who dislike pimp are majoirty petty trolls, not victims of a mismanaged govt. It's quite relevant
2019-05-24 22:02
It's completely not try understanding again
2019-05-24 22:45
#73
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United States Jammin800k 
Uhm no, you made a terrible analogy, I pointed out the faults. Not to mention a way higher percentage of people involved actually disapprove of Theresa May than Pimp. All you have is anecdotal evidence to say that some people you've met dont like pimp, I could say that about anyone, means nothing.
2019-05-24 23:37
Ok let me explain it to the brainlet Most people don't like Pimp. He still gets a job as caster Most people don't like Theresa May. She's still Prime Minister. For another 2 weeks.
2019-05-24 23:40
#76
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United States Jammin800k 
Except most people do like pimp because he hasnt negatively affected peoples lives
2019-05-25 09:12
He's negatively affected people's ears with his annoying fucking voice Remember when he was a meme, when he kept trying to explain cool things and kept fucking failing? It's because he's fucking stupid lmao
2019-05-25 16:13
#79
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United States Jammin800k 
No its because you're one of the few who are extremely petty. Of course he struggled at the beginning of analysis in a 2nd language
2019-05-25 20:20
I'd being saying the same thing if someone from any country had an annoying voice, eg. Anders sounds like a strangled pig. There are non-native English casters who are good. Pimp just has a really annoying, nasally voice, REGARDLESS of the language he's speaking. How about you stop being petty and trying to make this some kind of race thing lmao
2019-05-25 23:13
#81
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United States Jammin800k 
Saying you dislike his voice is an extremely petty reason to dislike him as an analyst when hes as knowledgable as he is. I never mentioned race, I mentioned 2nd languages you said he "kept failing" yeah because hes literally learning how to analyze in English on the job.
2019-05-26 01:32
#77 "Remember when he was a meme, when he kept trying to explain cool things and kept fucking failing? It's because he's fucking stupid lmao"
2019-05-26 01:55
#85
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United States Jammin800k 
Yeah IN A 2ND LANGUAGE. You're quite dense and petty I'm just gonna /closed
2019-05-26 06:48
What the fuck are you talking about? The language didn't matter! He was trying to say "oh this is where this guy will be" and then they guy would be coming from a completely different place! WHAT THE FUCK DID LANGUAGE HAVE TO DO WITH ANY OF THAT? HE WASN'T GETTING HIS WORDS WRONG, HE WAS GETTING HIS IDEAS WRONG, CONSTANTLY! You're fucking unbelievable, Jesus Christ. You're either a baiter or one of the thickest cunts I've ever met on this site lmao And then you say /closed like you've somehow won the argument? As I said, unbelievable.
2019-05-26 13:37
#87
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United States Jammin800k 
Oh so he actually gave misinformation? That's different, you didnt say that you said he struggled to explain it which could mean many things. Either way everyone has failed a few times explaining tactics on the desk, its not easy to make everyone understand. It's not something he still does and I didnt even notice it much "at the beginning" Again it just seems like you're being a petty nitpicker to me complaining about his voice and minor things which many people are fine with, not like you can control your voice anyway besides intentionally sounding unnatural. I'm not baiting your claims are just petty and insignificant and you preach as if you've discovered something amazing when all it is is you just being incredibly intolerant and rude.
2019-05-27 05:34
You're just denying that he's a bad caster. He would CONSTANTLY fail to predict things, that's why he was a meme. And this was while he was playing as well. And it isn't petty or intolerant to not like a CASTER, who's JOB IT IS TO SPEAK TO THE VIEWERS, BECAUSE HE HAS AN ANNOYING VOICE. It doesn't matter if he was born that way and can't help it. Would you put someone with dwarfism on your NBA basketball team? Can you stop trying to be some white knight all inclusive sjw for one fucking second xd
2019-05-27 13:02
#91
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United States Jammin800k 
Predicting things has very little value in your stock as an analyst/caster. Its about the theory behind your picks which pimp has always been great at reasoning with. If the person with dwarfism was still putting up good numbers? Yes I would. What you're failing to understand is that thyeve considered other people for the job as well as pimp. For every advantage someone might have with their voice they're less knowledgeable than pimp with his experience etc. Could you try giving someone besides yourself some slack he knows a lot about the game and is definitely one of the best for the job right now.
2019-05-27 13:37
I think we should agree to disagree at this point, I cba to keep this up and we're never going to convince each other.
2019-05-27 14:18
I eat crayons yet i still dont like pimp
2019-05-23 01:36
I said some crayon-eaters, didn't I?
2019-05-24 22:46
i mean it worked with pansy so.. 🤷
2019-05-21 19:12
+1
2019-05-22 10:44
A lot of people don't like him. With the amount of complaining it's entirely possible they might change him. People need to express their thoughts to make the show better.
2019-05-22 12:07
+1
2019-05-27 05:45
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Germany dekdd 
+1 Worst Analyst since nobody
2019-05-21 17:40
Pimp is a bad analyst because he is bad at analyzing - Official_HLTV_Baguette
2019-05-21 17:40
Yes
2019-05-21 17:40
Pimp is the worst anal
2019-05-21 17:40
#7
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Ukraine illinoize 
Pimp is the worst anal
2019-05-21 17:40
#13
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Portugal martimmfpf 
pimp is the worst anal
2019-05-21 17:42
More like he will have the worst anal after Im done with him.
2019-05-21 17:45
Pimp is the worst anal
2019-05-21 18:00
sry
2019-05-27 05:51
#5
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Macau LLOO 
you forgot toxic
2019-05-21 17:40
Im addicted to your flair
2019-05-21 17:41
#32
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Macau LLOO 
you can use it men)))
2019-05-21 18:33
#8
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Turkey goatfucker777 
Noone: Recent activity: Pimp is the worst anal...
2019-05-21 17:40
fuck off with that
2019-05-21 17:48
#28
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Turkey goatfucker777 
nelson_mandela_1_dead_reformed is the worst anal...
2019-05-21 17:56
u mum dont think))))))))))))
2019-05-21 18:17
#60
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Turkey goatfucker777 
whoa that went 2far Johnatan E. is already on your back
2019-05-22 22:48
#9
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Germany ToiletShitter 
He bullies people on twitch too.
2019-05-21 17:40
#10
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Macau LLOO 
and greedy, and boring
2019-05-21 17:40
#14
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Norway neveredgy69 
pimp is a good analyst imo and his accent is fine too. sometimes tho he tries beeing a badass and its always so cringy xd thinks he can pull it off like thooorin or some shit when its obvious to everyone that he is just a skinny nerd. feel like if he just acts as himself he will be more enjoyable to listen too :D
2019-05-21 17:42
#21
ZywOo | 
France uNLmofo 
is that you PIMP ? not nice to use a persona to give you some positive feedback.
2019-05-21 17:46
#23
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Norway neveredgy69 
fakkkkk
2019-05-21 17:48
#25
ZywOo | 
France uNLmofo 
EASY SPOTTED. GONNA REPORT YOU TO FBI FOR THIS
2019-05-21 17:52
#26
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Norway neveredgy69 
lulz, im gonna find you first and pimp you the fuck out with a massive bagutte bitch
2019-05-21 17:54
rape threat spotted
2019-05-21 18:00
#45
ZywOo | 
France uNLmofo 
who said I won't enjoy this ? please find me on tinder so we can meet IRL
2019-05-22 10:41
Easiest report on my live
2019-05-21 17:48
#15
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Denmark Tobias191O 
The second analrapist ever. Pronounced uh-NAHL-ruh-pist btw.
2019-05-21 17:43
#39
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Denmark r0zen^_^ 
Arrested development <3
2019-05-21 19:04
#16
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Portugal martimmfpf 
pimp will see this and ull get banned unfortunatelly... cya in 10 years
2019-05-21 17:43
Hes not hltvadmin so come at me P0mp
2019-05-21 17:45
#19
ZywOo | 
France uNLmofo 
just talking about him is giving him attention he doesn't deserve.
2019-05-21 17:45
+1 so ppl must stop!
2019-05-21 17:46
-Accent is good for my ears. -pretty face after loose weight. -he knows inside out some of the players. -bad player? he played on the top danish squads of cs, he´s like the father of AstralisGG. -Best individual strats teacher. -Lul Ynk annoying accent
2019-05-21 18:40
Stopped reaading at last word
2019-05-21 18:58
ok so you read it all, what do you think about my statements? can i change your mind?
2019-05-21 19:17
no mens))))) never in my life))))
2019-05-22 00:23
#34
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United States Degree|CSGO 
You only bring Pimp into events when SPUNJ isn’t available
2019-05-21 18:42
+1
2019-05-21 18:58
#37
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Sweden MpK_ 
ok but ur a stupid kid
2019-05-21 18:59
he joined 16 days ago
2019-05-21 19:07
#42
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Germany Vini_1337 
pimp will always be tier 3 dreamhack open analyst man, every TO should bring back thooorin
2019-05-21 19:14
+1
2019-05-22 10:47
Who cares about your trash opinion
2019-05-22 10:45
#49
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Poland Ktav 
Thooorin > pimp
2019-05-22 12:02
rather have pimp then potter
2019-05-22 12:05
#53
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India otgps 
Agreed
2019-05-22 12:12
he was quite good as a hot dog seller
2019-05-22 12:17
#55
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Vietnam tat96 
p1mp the goat
2019-05-22 12:36
#56
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Finland Sandels 
even thoorin is better
2019-05-22 12:37
pimp having relevance in cs desks is like adren back in the day playing for liquid getting very good salary lol just get a hot chick and put there ffs, they just use desks to kill time
2019-05-22 13:51
+1 for second part
2019-05-25 16:14
#66
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Denmark jrNy79 
great analyst, knows the scene and players, was a great player, 80% on predictions...
2019-05-23 01:43
Everything checks out
2019-05-24 21:10
Flag checks out
2019-05-26 01:38
OCEAN would be a good analyst. Its troubling and weird how he has never been asked to host the desk
2019-05-24 21:11
yeah he sucks as an analyst, all he can do is reiterate what smarter analysts have just said or say really obvious stuff. annoying accent too idk why some TO's think that any pro or ex-pro can just be an analyst or caster, some people can but people like Pimp and n0thing are just so fucking annoying and bad
2019-05-25 00:06
+1
2019-05-26 01:39
#92
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Israel QtaP 
+ pimp shit.
2019-05-27 13:36
I like pimp
2019-05-27 14:22
i gotta admit he is terrible and it really does sound like he used to having dick in his mouth
2019-05-27 14:23
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