let me rush your double doors ))) 😎😎
Hey men))) How you doing))
Look deep into her eyes and say "this dosen't have to be rape"
Hey baby, if you were salt
I would drink the whole ocean
found this on duolingo
actually sent to a chick on tinder and got instantly unmatched
Hey do you need another daddy?
You know America has alot school shootings, can i shoot you? A baby inside you!
"ure good but not best (jw best)"
"ure so cute and delicate. like a flower"
"hey I'm famous on HLTV wanna hang out?"
can we compare penis sizes?
works every time, although i'm yet to find one with a smaller penis then mine mens (((
Ur not a jail rebellion but you make my bed catch fire
Marks out of 2? I'd give you one
I am 6'2 with western passport and money
women want normality, so be normal in positive way :P
Do you have diabetes? Because you are so sweet.
i shat in my bed can i sleep in yours?
Ok so guys I take a break,its harder than I expected,anyway got one ass pic so its not that bad result.
Shall i put my pee pee into your vagina ma'am?
I will fuck you brazil style :D
Gimme some pussy, I know you have.
If you are cold approaching pick up lines really don't matter. It will actually give off a player vibe and she will most likely don't even pay you attention. Its easy as fuck to come up to a girl and say hi, the hard part comes afterwards.
If you're on tinder and/or instagram then it works. On tinder I always go for "Can I be honest with you?" and then I drop a bomb. On the streets I just go for "hi, i just saw you from there and you were glowing/looked like fun/looked so hot, so I thought it would be a good idea to come and say hi".
Are you an archaeologist?
Cus I have a large bone for you to examine
"Hey you want to go back to my place, or do you want to dance first?"
she reply something like "Surely dancing"
"I will go to the bar then, come tell me when your finished dancing..."
Hang around outside the girls bathrooms and as they come out ask: ''Hey, wanna go for number 2?''
You: Someone sent me the most beautiful meme ever do you wanna see it
*send a blanc pic with "You" in Comic sans MS and a bunch of hearts around it.
EZ grills mens, don't forget to share the b0bs with yo mens
hey man how do u do that
in which vk group are u
You are doing gods work,keep it up
If you think a line is going to magically give you pussy, you're in for a surprise mate LOL
You look a lot like my next girlfriend
are you from ireland? cause my penis is dublin
"If you were my homework i'd do you everyday"
are you an AK cause I'd put my mag in you
Men just thank you for this hilarious thread
''If your hair doesnt hit your ass, I'll hit it for ya"
Best one: I shat myself multiple times
There are allegedly around 6.5 millions Finns, right? That's out of 7.125 billion humans. That means Finns make up 0.0912% of the planet. Thats not 9%---that's point zero nine percent, less than a percent. To put it another way, 99.9% of the planet are not Finns. How do we know this? Government censuses. Now, the best government censuses have a margin of error of at least 1%. So Finns make up 0.0912% of the planet, plus or minus one percent In conclusion: there is a 50/50 chance Finland doesn't exist.
Are you a scientist , because I "lab you". > I change it a little bit...from the original pickup line...because it was on my own language and translating it to English doesn't fit well.
Also are you the sun because you just made my day < Overuse line.
Did you fart? Because you blew me away
can i suck your dick please?
Are you from south korea?
Cus i think we can be seoul mates.
hello, i have a ponytail. and long hairs!
Dude do you understand that if she doesn't like you it won't be fixed by whatever you do?
You may even "convince" her to fuck you but once she has a chance to fuck a guy she liked from the moment she saw him - she will do it and remember about you only after they have done it and he has left.
Whatever crap you say to her it doesn't matter, attractiveness is in the appearance, however witty or confident you were all the time - she will fuck a Jared Leto or a Zach Efron anyway anytime.
Is your dad retarded?
Because you are special ))