8 days? goddamn that hoe would have forgotten you after 2 days lol
"Wait around 8 days and call to set up a date."
Fucking hell, I bet after 8 days the girl already forgot that someone asked for her number
17. don't be a fucking cuckold and all gonna be ok
4. Never schedule a date on Friday/Saturday, unless the girl is your girlfriend.
why is that?
all bullshit, be urself girls will notice within a minute if u fake ur persona.
rejection is our best teacher. let rejection teach u. girls are just atoms like u and me. 1000000000000000000 atoms in this universe. dont worry to much.
true gentlemen or wannabe alpha male?
this post is not bad at all
Nice guide mens))) can recommend😎👍
After reading that guide I now have a lot of grils trying to get my attention and let me sex them every day 😎👍
Also after a week of following this guide some rich guy gifted me a Lamborghini 😎😎😎
Ez life now mens))) 😎👍
It's bulletproof boyz, all confirmed and all truth.
I can defend these points no matter what.
Stay strong and make MENS))) great again!
Your guide is not about being a gentlemen, at all.
Never schedule a date on Friday/Saturday, unless the girl is your girlfriend.
"be a gentleman ... don't compliment her and date multiple woman at the same time"
BIG YIKESSSS man
you mispelled "dont look thirsty guide"
Goes the second line and you're completely wrong straight away.
You mistook actual gentlemen for basement dwellers. Different things.
Rename it how to act like women have for the last 100 years.
This is the narcissist's handbook.
you had many puss in your life?
another nerds tutorial/thread on hltv.org i love it
1- Be yourself, and don't be a fuckboy that trys to mimic and be what you think girls want you to be. Is that simple.
Forget this fuckboy, he's a pretender... guide to morph your way into geting puss by how you act and not by who you are... lmao..
spoken like a true hltv user who has 0 experience with women and bought 2 second hand books from pick up artists on ebay.
do i have to wear fedora too?
More like the Supreme gentleman guide, aka the incel guide.
This looks a lot like a summary of 3% , tho i might be wrong either way solid advices. Only thing i would change is that you can go out on weekends if one of you cant make it during the work week or you don't have your apartment/house free during the work week, as is my case.
edit: Question to add: Have you implemented these rules, what are the results or is this just theoretical?
If you love yourself, there will always be someone that loves you. You will not need anybody's acceptance, admiration or approval. You will feel good, and people will gravitate towards you.
No expectations though. Any time you create a need or a want, you will never find it outside yourself, because every need and/or want is just a projection of your own mind, therefore only ever found inside yourself. If you still keep looking outside yourself, you will never find satisfaction.
Great, short and concrete guide dude. :)
1. why? if the girl is normal girl not some attention looking bitch then why not
Calling a girl after 8 days is the most retarded thing I've ever heard. Girls will think you're some weirdo
Wtf i dont wanna be a gentle man 😡😡
I am tough and strong man 💪😎💪
> Going on dates
Wait wtf this is actually a good guide.
8. No thank you, I'll keep doing that otherwise I'm not having fun
decent tips I guess BUT you forget one very important thing like so many people...
DATING AND THIS KIND OF TIP DEPENDS ON THE COUNTRY YOU LIVE IN.
13. Don't touch a lady first, ever. Touch her less than she touches you.
this is some bullshit
as a free man you can touch how much and whenever you want,
beside that most girls are passive, receptive and submassive (by nautre, but aslo conditioned by culture)
they want be lead, not leading
Final advice: Dont talk to Women
1800s finally hit poland... 200 more years guys and poland will hit the 21. century
Some things are right, others completely wrong.
Most retarded shit I've been reading in a couple of days, designed by "I think Im alpha and women should beg before my knees". Not really suprised by your flag either, typical Russian, Polish and Ukrain shit
Pro gamer tip that's been tried and tested by people I know: just be a fucking decent person, hell you don't have to be extra nice just somebody people like having around them. To start being that person, be a good person.
men you just described me how i got my current gf... you have summarised everything on post what it takes to get a girl. i would like to add that you can make her to favours for you and you do one back, it makes respect on both sides and makes girl care you more, also if you have to text, always have shorter text sent than the girl to you.
this is more like a lady guide
thank you mr joeb men))))))))
It's a good guide but most of these are common sense not strictly applicable to gentlemen.
Just be yourself and be nice. Always think of your spouse before you think of yourself in most situations.
Some of those tips are douche bag moves that are very modern and utter BS.
But there are also some good tips (4,5,6,7,9,11,12,13,15)
Best thread ever thanks mens ))
Why are dates forbidden at satuday? I thought saturday is the “date night”
13. Small contacts are important bro, you could check reaction with it.
Other points decent
Thanks you men)))
I will get many womens))) now
Edit: Thanks to the guidebook I know have a girlfriend, she's a model btw.
thank you joeb smart man 👍
i like alabama style so this is shit
for hltv that was really unexpected lol
handbook for being an emotionally unavailable idiot
This is me and maybe thats why I'm alone.
Rofl let me adress a few things:
1. Just dont use social media shit at all, not doing something because you like someone is bullshit. You are basically telling people to lie from the very beginning
2. You should compliment someone you like ina nice way, there is nothing wrong about it and if you make a "you have to go first" game out of that, its just pathetic.
3. Aka, lie on purpose and act against what you want, again a great way to start something with another person!
4. Schedule when you both have time.
7. Kinda, you can spend your date with serious and emotionally loaded topics aswell if that is what both seek for at that moment.
8. Dont hide your weaknesses, dont emphasize them, be yourself and show you can deal with your weaknesses. There arent perfect people and if someone acts like they are and hide every weakness, you can be sure, they are weak as fuck.
9. Buy a present for someone if you like them and think its an appropiate way. If you dont have money for that, then no presents, easy as that.
10. You can use whatever you wnat to communicate, but obviously seeing each other IRl is much more important.
11. Dont hide behind a fakesmile, if a person cant stand you when you are not happy, they wont make a good partner anyways.
12. Be honest about your strength aswell, your strength could be her weakness and its always nice to see both sides complement each other.
13. Touch her as much as you want and as much as its alirght for her, there is no need to deprive someone you like from touches, thats bullshit.
14. Same as with everything, stop retarded mindgames and be honest and tell her if you love her.
15. Dont let her wait unless you have a good reason to. Imagine Someone would let you wait on purpose and waste your time like that. Wpuld you want that as a partner?
16. You like girl? Ask for the phone number and write or call her if you want to and you feel its appropiate.
What you made is a list of how to succeed a few date by lying and manipulating the other person.
If you date reatrds like yourself seem to be one, then yes, maybe your tips make sense, but for every other person: Dont lie or try to manipulate the other person, thats literally sabotaging the relationship before it even started.
True Gentleman's Guidebook by Joeb
1. Don't like women's photos on social media. = Instagram just removed the activity feed so now i can like and comment on all the thots pictures without other thots seeing it.
2. Don't tell women compliments, unless they tell you a compliment. But still, tell less than she tells you. = opposite worked for me, i feel gay if the woman is complementing me more, like im some handsome gay man
3. Be unavailable, tough to reach, be a challenge = im currently trying this method im on day 189 and no text.
4. Never schedule a date on Friday/Saturday, unless the girl is your girlfriend. = but i work the other days :(
5. Respect everyone but first yourself. = yes men
6. Don't try to keep somebody that doesn't want to keep you. = ofc men
7. Have humour, spend dates in a light and funny way. = humar #1 men
8. Don't talk about negatives or your drawbacks, only positives. = yes men
9. Don't buy any present for the girl, unless she's your girlfriend. = yes men, no incel here
10. Don't chat on fb/phone, only face to face meeting for talking. = wtf men
11. Smile to people, have small talks with people. = i hate small talk but okay men
12. Don't brag, be a little bit mysterious. = correct men
13. Don't touch a lady first, ever. Touch her less than she touches you. = No way men!
14. Don't tell you love woman - she tells that first. = yes men
15. Let her wait, don't rush anything. Go slowly. = yes men
16. You like girl? Ask for the phone number. Wait around 8 days and call to set up a date. You can date multiple women at one time, they do the same with men. = she forgot me after 2 days, unless i do something special
showed this and translated it too my grandma and she laughed cuz she always claimed my grandpa was a big gentleman
just stay real to urself pal. if u follow someones guide on how to get girlfriend and who to be gentleman. it will never work for a longer period. after 2- 3 weeks the real of u comes out in the relationship.
the only thing to be a gentleman is to be a well-mannered grown up who can handle himself and doesn't criticize others and has goals to reach in his mind/life, not settling for anything less but this goals.
Gentlemen are dying, we have brainwashed idiots all copying each other pretending they are gentlemen but not a single action comes from the heart but only cuz they want something.
I would rather be lonely for my entire life than resort to so blatantly faking my character. The most prosperous of relationships are founded on the ability for men and women to be honest with each other. Without honesty in conduct, hiding things, and acting overall toxic by avoiding your partner, you are harming them, yourself, and the ability for a relationship to form. Your advice is horrible, I am genuinely disgusted
I have found these kinda rules truly works irl. Good thread 8/8
This is utter bs.
Being a gentleman is simple.
1. Talk to everyone. Even the lonely girl in the corner.
2. Smile to, help and be nice to everyone you meet
3. Dress up nice
4. Never ever talk bad about another person
5. ...? That's it. It's really that simple.
Can u explain what's bad about confessing to the girl first? They always wait for the guy to make the first move
1-10. hard to get for the girls is the most important thing, otherwise shes not worth - when she wont work for you ;)
I'll print this to memorize every topic.
how to stay a virgin forever 101
6. that is so true
but the rest sounds kinda like a virgin tutorial
it's bulletproof mens and works every time
also allows to assess which girls are not suitable for relationship
checked by many students!
13. Don't touch a lady first, ever. Touch her less than she touches you.
Some girls I met are very shy, and they won't start touching or opening up. Hence, you need to take the initiative in those cases, then "Touch her less than she touches you." applies.
How to get a real girl/woman Real Guide By Johnnybrav0
1. Be yourself. Don't try to be someone you are not. Let things flow naturally even if they don't always flow at all. Eventually you will find someone you like that likes you back, not for who you pretend to be like joeb, but by who you really are.
2. Sex her.
3. Find new girl.
4. Repeat no1.
16-depends on the country, in France almost any relation become exclusive from the first date
Instructions unclear , head stuck in a hoes ass
this is pathetic in so many ways
+1 i was a TRP follower 5 years ago(now its filled with garbage people) and I see where OP is coming from
its a point of a view in life that is hard to swallow because it hurts us to know how cruel reality is. you just gotta learn how to roll with it and still see the beautiful parts. ive had a gf that I seducted exactly with these steps, however, I became too controlling and blind of being the "alpha" in our relationship that she had no freedom at all and thus was unhealthy for her,I also fucked alot of girls while we were in a relationship(cus spin plates and all) I ended up telling her that i dont deserve to be with her because im an asshole.
thing is, always find balance between the two(heart and mind). OP is more about using your mind which definitely fucking works 101% of the time.. but whats life living if you dont wager with emotions and love, thats the excitement. I followed these for a long time and it was fun being on top of the game, i was one step ahead of every girl i was tryna fuck(i knew what their reactions will be etc etc) until i was all bored and i ended up being a jerk fucking hoes left n right with no sense of sympathy. u just need to find balance mens))
good post OP
we should comment this thread forever so it has a reserved spot in the forum homepage
Mostly bullshit tbh.
Edit: after reading some of joeb's comments it's now obvious he's baiting.
Some stuff is okay, having multiple dates... ewww
Now, there's one problem.... I always reply instantly to everyone, doesn't matter whatever if it's a girl, guy, friend, enemy, hltv bait, reddit... I reply instantly...
2. be yourself
So many people agree with this shit (except 1-2 advices maybe), this is ridiculous. Well, good luck in life boys.
point2 is already a retardation, so this list is a failure. if u like something on a woman, u tell her, do it in a non cringey and non creepy way. true gentlemen of many years back used to always give compliment on a womans look or some new jewelery.
I don't get 1 and 2
4 schedule dates when?
The rest looks good
ty I seduced my grandma with this advice <3